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the-clumsywitch · 4 months
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✨Little Things I Hope Happen For You✨
I hope when you accidentally leave your coffee or tea to cool for too long you come back and it's the perfect temperature
I hope you go to the store and everything you need is much cheaper than you expected
I hope you get an unexpected check up call or message from one of your favorite people when you're not feeling your best
I hope anything you're worried about turns out even better than you could've imagined
I hope you find happiness even in the little things
- Erika, The Clumsy Witch
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No-Cook Kitchen Magick
Simple & easy ways to perform kitchen magick without ever having to touch your cauldron. 🪄
Pick snacks that correspond to your spellwork, for example if you're looking to manifest money choose something with cinnamon. It's a bonus if it's sweet, that way you can further enchant it to bring the money to you sweetly.
Choose a drink with the flavor or flavors with the correspondence that you need. an example would be orange pop which could be used for things like happiness and vitality.
For heavier spells or spells for multiple purposes find something that has multiple correspondences and enchant the food or drink for each one.
Write a sigil, rune, or symbol on the packaging or bottle of what you're eating or drinking.
When you know you will be speaking somewhere that specific words may be needed but you're not quite sure how exactly to say them. Get mints that correspond with what needs to be said.
Bring color magick into the mix by eating or drinking your meal from a bowl, plate, or glass that corresponds to your intention.
I understand that these tips may seem insignificant to some. But I hope that they are helpful to those that may not have access to a kitchen, are unable to cook, or for those that just want a different way to enchant their food & drinks. 💖
- Erika, The Clumsy Witch
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sophbratx · 1 year
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The spell went wrong!😭
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nimuehmorningmist · 2 years
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brontidepng · 1 year
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"and email me three times a day!"
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bluebluebluewoods · 5 months
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Bizarre wings au -
text copied from da Smurfs discord
each smurf has a pair of small, fluffy little wings when theyre born - these wings manifest with their magical essence, forming the very shape of their being in abstract and ethereal floating aspects
brainy's are blood and ink, dripping and floating from pale wings, staining them like so many unwritten letters on parchment. clumsy has wings of glittering gems and shattered porcelain, glittering and destructive but lovely for it
handy has wings of cogs and sheet metal, a gentle ticking constant whenever he brings them out
the echoing drip of water from limestone stalactites clings to miners back
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sweetheartmotives · 4 months
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Spending Christmas with the yans!
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Desc and possible Cw: Clumsy yan. None, wholesome wholesome wholesome! :3
Let me know if I missed any!
Micah, The yan Bartender: Micah was absolutely ecstatic about Christmas! They always over decorate (clutter their entire house with Christmas-related items) and it's a hassle to clean and put away when the holiday is over.
Beside that, Micah decided you two should make gingerbread men to go along with the little gingerbread house you made. It was messy yet fun, Micah made a little Kirby gingerbread man. Other than that, they bought you a bunch of expensive presents!
Jaakobah, Evil Yan Cupid: Jaakobah didn't know or really care for holidays besides Valentine's Day, but when you started decorating for Christmas, they got intrigued. You decided to have hot cocoa and watch a Christmas movie, not really expecting Jaakobah to care. But they did and they sat on the couch with you! It was a normal night, besides the annoying talking in your ear (Jaakobah).
Harper, The yan Eagle Hybrid: Another yan that didn't know what Christmas was! When they came up to their nest (the cave that's high in the sky), you were sad! After some pestering, you finally told them what was wrong. It was something along the lines of missing your family and wanting to be with them for Christmas. Harper was heartbroken but at the same time pitiful. Their mate is lonely and in need of comfort!
Harper decided to snuggle with you for the holiday. They can't do much else beside decorate the cave with leafs and red berries since you explained Christmas and what it's supposed to look like.
Damian, The yan deep diver: Damian was the one who came up with the idea of celebrating Christmas together. He bought and brought you new toys and treats as presents, he also tried to kiss you but obviously, you didn't let that happen. The bite mark on his cheek still hurts..
Taiyō, the Yandere Cafe Host: Taiyō bought you lots of expensive gifts as well! They decided to go look at Christmas lights on houses as a fun activity between you two.
Yumako, The yan magical girl: She was so excited for Christmas!! The Both of you went to multiple Christmas events on the 24th and after that, she brought you to her house to sleep over. When the both of you woke up Christmas morning, she made hot cocoa as you got comfortable. She handed you presents and watched you open them with a sweet and kind smile on her face. She also took lots of pictures! It's totally going in her album of you <3
Isla, the Platonic!Yandere witch: Isla doesn't celebrate Christmas but she'll drink hot chocolate with you and watch the Polar Express.
Kaan, the yan vampire: OH. MY. GOODNESS!! You jackpotted with them! They got you so many presents.. it took you 2 hours to open them all! Whatever you like and ever wanted, they got for you. They made a special dinner for you as well! It was so good... at the end of the night, they brought you (forced you) on their lap and cuddled you the rest of the day while listening to a creepy vintage song.
Tomen, the Clumsy Yandere: His stupid ass messed everything up. Burned the cookies, crushed the presents, etc.
Lelantos, the yan Stalker: They edged to your excited squeals of receiving presents. (presents from family, friends, etc!)
Apollo, the Yandere Otter Hybrid: They screamed with excited and pure glee at the mear sight of presents. Gifts?! From you?! What a wonderful day! They will remember and cherish this moment forever.
Yandere Arctic Fox Hybrid: Didn't do anything special for Christmas. But they bred you the entire day as a gift. 💀
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Pheeewwww! It's done! Yay! :D I hope everyone has a good rest of their day!
I hope you enjoyed reading as I enjoyed writing! (^.^)
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witchyroman · 11 months
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*has fallen down the stairs and chose to just lay there instead of getting help*
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lovinglapislazuli · 8 months
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Do I understand Korean? Not yet, but does that stop me from enjoying a cute Korean magical girl? Asbolutely not 😂 Komi Witch Lara is still very enjoyable and I can still get the gist of it for the most part, I can't wait for some fansubs tho 💖
You can watch Komi Witch Lara on the official YouTube channel, with a very convenient playlist:
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the-clumsywitch · 4 months
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💚May all the money you spend return back to you times 10💚
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sephysnu · 9 months
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A chibi I did of my first oc ever, Reta!! :D
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aunti-maim · 11 months
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Random meme I made a while back
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radiodeerr · 10 months
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might as well share my silly lil oc willow that i’ve had since 2016 !!! :D
she’s also on artfight if anyone’s interested in attacking 👀
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https://artfight.net/character/3590877.willow
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hcxcd · 2 years
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after watching MOM, mothers by daughter hits differently.
the pain once palpable now is an open wound.
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starry-eon · 2 years
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just finished hand-washing clothes and i've got enough detergent in my system to arm wrestle a bear
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