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ghostlykeyes · 5 months

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Hear me out

Grunge bf kayn with a hyper feminine gf , like his gf loves sanrio and cute stuff 🫢🫢🫢

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HEARTSTEEL KAYN: ULTRA-CUTE PARTNER HEADCANONS ♡ Gender Neutral ♡ SFW ♡ No TWs ♡ I am so fucking rabid for the idea of this combo...demon bf/ hello kitty reader SUPREMACY

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KAYN

At first, the pairing confuses people, but those that see you and Kayn together recognize that somehow you just work. You soften Kayn's sharp edges in a way that he only lets those closest to him see, and Kayn helps highlight the fact that even though you look innocent and soft, there's more to you than that.

Both you and Kayn recognize how much work it can be to curate and present an aesthetic. That's part of what helps you two mesh so well, even though on the surface, you're entirely different. There's a mutual respect for the other, stemming from understanding.

Though he keeps them stashed in a bathroom drawer, Kayn's got a matching set of soft bunny-ear headbands for when you sleep over. Usually he just bobby-pins his hair back to wash his face, but when you're there, he'll pull out the cute headbands so you can match during your morning/night-time routine. For the sake of his image, please, please don't ever show anyone your bunny-eared, spa-masked selfies.

Kayn has you saved as 'prince/princess' in his phone. Fitting, since you're the patron saint of all things cute and soft, no?

The guys tease him whenever they catch Kayn with your things around the apartment, like when he's washing your pink Starbucks cups or pulling your cinnamoroll pajama pants out of the dryer. "Changing your look, Kayn?" They'll smirk, but he just rolls his eyes and sneers. "It's (y/n)'s, obviously," he bites. He's not really embarrassed, though—truth be told, he loves the way your life has leaked into his enough for others to notice. Besides, those nerds are probably just jealous that he bagged such a fucking perfect cute pastel angel.

Obviously, Kuromi is Kayn's favorite, if he has to pick one. You won him a little Kuromi figure from a claw machine, once, and he actually keeps it on top of his dresser, in full view for everyone to see. (It's probably the cutest thing he owns, and though he might not admit it, he fucking treasures that little figurine.) He sometimes says he's your Kuromi, though not usually in earshot of others. The similarities are uncanny—a proclivity for black, a tendency for mischief—they even have almost the same birthday!

Whenever you're in his room, Kayn sets his LED strip lights to pink for you.

If Kayn's going to be gone for awhile, touring and the like, he always gifts you a Calico Critters set the night before he leaves. "Try to take good care of them, yeah?" He smirks. "I don't wanna come back to the mouse family in the middle of a custody battle."

Kayn stashes a plushie in his underwear drawer, so you'll always have something to snuggle with when you stay with him (besides him, of course).

The visual contrast when Kayn lets you borrow a hoodie or jacket is nothing short of jarring. Here you are, this adorable thing in Mary Janes and a pastel skirt, sporting a bleach-dyed hoodie with a death metal logo. Kayn, of course, thinks the contrast is fucking adorable.

Kayn gently teases you about your bedroom—"I didn't even know this many pink things existed," he'll say"— but the truth is, he loves being in there with you. The softness makes him feel totally surrounded by you. It's gentle. Safe, even. Drinking from Sanrio glasses and slipping underneath a strawberry-printed comforter to spoon you may not be his usual style, but you make it feel so natural. (Sleeping in your bed, though? Kayn doesn't love that as much. He moves around in his sleep enough as is, but now he's got to worry about accidentally shoving your favorite Hello Kitty off the bed? Not fun.)

Kayn's favorite cutesy thing to buy you is sleepwear. Those pastel, soft-fabric cami and sleep shorts combos? Fucking delicious. There's at least three sets of your pajamas stashed in his PJ drawer, and Kayn bought all of them.

#Kayn #Heartsteel Kayn #Kayn/reader #Kayn x reader #heartsteel x reader #Heartsteel #Kayn headcanons #Heartsteel headcanons #Heartsteel/ reader #this pairing is burrowing into my brain and making a home like parasitic worms #I love

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artytaeh · 27 days

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listen. i am slighlty obsessed with mamma mia— which means i adore abba's songs. so just yesterday i decided to listen to the songs from the movie.

and, because i'm in a huge harry potter brain rot, guess what: amanda seyfried and dominic cooper's duets could so easily be you, reader, and the weasley twins singing with you, because they know just how much you love listening to abba.

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so yes, to the point where you, fred and george know every single line. and on karaoke nights? the twins know by heart when it's their turn to sing.

i feel like fred is the most enthusiastic about it. lay all your love on me gets more tension between you, staring into each other's eyes, feeling every line:

no, fred wasn't a jealous man at all when he met you! but yes, every man fred sees now is a potential threat, trying to take you away from him — usually, he lifts you up on his arms, looking around with a serious look, as if to watch out of his best-friend-slash-love-of-his-life thieves.

george is possessive! which isn't nice. he uses his fingers to pretend that he was holding a cigarette, blowing air like a smoker would, because now he has another obsession, a bigger vice: you!

now all of this isn't true. now everything is you— and this is when both twins make their way to you, crowding, surrounding you, leaving nowhere to run.

all that the cheeky twins have learned as overturn: so they beg of you, george kneeling on the floor, fred pointing at his bleeding heart, making you laugh everytime.

you get to sing the other part of the song freely, with even more enthusiasm as them, knowing every low and high of the song, and the twins can't help but smile everytime you are this happy.

on the chorus, though? the three of you are screaming, yelling your lungs out.

unironically, i feel like at least one of the twins finds out they're in love with you here. fred, probably because he feels the song too strongly, feeling selfish of you, wishing all of your love to be layed on him— george, on the other hand, realizes how insanely in love he is for you. how (healthily. he hopes.) obsessed he is for you, and all of the moments you spend together.

however, one of us gets a playful yet theatrical vibe, exchanging smiles and dramatic expressions, as if you and them really had just argued. as if you're a couple on the verge of breaking up, as if you were rotting on bed, wishing to be on george's arms or listening to fred's schemes— at the burrow, a place that feels like a second home to you, because it's where fred and george are on their most domestic displays.

once the music starts, the three of you get a neck ache, snapping your heads to stare at each other, grabbing any cylindrical object to be your microphone.

you have enough seconds to change your goofy, enthusiastic smiles into sorrowful expressions, frowning as if this was a painful truth to be sang.

you sing. you point at them, accusing them of breaking your heart— everytime, george looks at you, offended that you think he'd do such a thing! fred, on the other hand, nods as if he was accepting his fault.

they sing together the lyrics, fred finishing with ''waiting for a call...'', looking at you a little too lovingly— secretly, fred hexed a box with all of your letters, which he reads during vacations and holidays that you're far from him, dearly missed by him. every morning does fred weasley wake up in hopes that mixed with arthur's work letters, harry's letters to ron and ginny's friends giftcards, there's something written by you to him.

they sing together a few more words, because this time, it's george who finishes the chorus by himself: ''wishing he had never left at all...''; a feeling he remembers all too well, every single time he has to leave your company to go to his own classes, classes that you don't share due to belonging to different houses. that little heartache, of seeing you turn your back and leave, after waving him goodbye— you live in different houses, sometimes too far for him to chase your company in the middle of the night, or to straight up tell you something stupid he just remembered.

deep down, everytime this song is so passionately sang by the three of you, the twins wish to never get to feel exactly as the song proposes. the feeling of things getting so bad, that one of you has to leave.

being the most patient and more of the "good" twin of the duo, george is hopeful that being on no-speaking-terms wouldn't happen, and if it did, only lasts a few hours. george is hoping that you and him are such a good match, a match made in heaven and hell, never fight this hard.

however fred, the "bad", 10% more devilish of the duo, fears that his impulsive words might hurt you so much one day, that he'll be laying on his bed and wishing to be with you instead, knowing he messed up.

at first, the twins frowned at your music taste. sometimes abba's songs are frequent on dorms' parties, fred too focused on dancing and jumping amongst the other students' enthusiasm. george, however, is a little more observant of the others' fun, watching his friends dance and other boys trying to make a move on the girls they fancy— which means, watching is baby brother ron trying to get a dance with hermione.

it gets them a little effort to like abba as much as you do. george is the first to learn the lyrics, making an effort for you and to sing a long on car drives. fred struggles at first, but gets surprised when his voice naturally sings along.

when did he learn the full song? the full album, even? he accuses you of bewitching him.

( truthfully, fred becomes a bit of a bigger fan of abba than george, now that he gets to dramatically and theatrically sing the songs with you. )

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pretending that you're a little younger and flirting with him on does your mother know?, or you singing it out of spite when the twins mess up, when you just know that they will, sooner than later, listen to molly weasley's wrath for what they did.

all brotherly and stupidly supportive, being the one who remembers to sing chiquitita of all songs, fred starts the famous ''chiquitita tell me what's wrong...'' when you're sad about a low grade or crying— yes, this makes george wheeze his voice out everytime even though he tries so much to take your problems seriously.

waterloo is a song you feel... personally. because everytime you are defeated— fred and george won the war: convincing you to join their schemes, silly pranks, and future plans. the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself: you, fred and george at the crime scene once again. you promise to love fred and george forevermore— fred teases that you couldn't escape even if you wanted to (mf is tall, has long legs and is capable of running FAST after you); george, on the other hand, assures that he knows, fred knows, you know that your fate is to be with them.

going to detention, fred opens his arms to you, and soon george gets what his (slightly) older twin is about to scream: "can't you hear me? SOS!"; when you're gone, though they try, how can they carry on? detention is a little more bearable when you're caught red-handed with them, and so, you, fred and george have a date later at evening, to clean the great hall or other part of hogwarts. "and the love you gave me, nothing else can save me, SOS!" is a lyric you know all too well, because if you decide to be a little more sarcastic, slightly cold to them, george wraps your shoulders with his arm and tilts his head to look at you and sing it to you, meanwhile, fred shows up in front of you with a forearm on his forehead. a true damsel in distress, now that he sees the little sassy monster he and george created.

super trouper is a core memory to you, the twins, and dear ginny weasley, once again crying because of her first unrequited love on harry potter. something only you know, because you and ginny wouldn't want poor harry to suffer too much with fred and george's pranks. this time, each of your hands pull one twin to the side, then you point at ginny, who's a little more calm after crying her eyes out, and sing the first part of the song. fred thinks it's a good idea, honestly, since you always laugh at chiquitita, and for a second george seems to regret this friendship. because, are you serious? but then, when ginny smiles and accepts your invitation to join the spectacle, george decides that super trouper is a favorite of his— specially because he and fred know that somewhere in the crowd, you'll be there. and they'll be there when you arrive. always. forever, if fate allows them.

on valentine's day, george is the one to start this whole abba epidemy you're having. take a chance on me starts shyly with george, because you haven't received any letters or chocolates despite your popularity (which is cough more of fred and george's fault cough after effective threats on any funny little guy who fancies you). fred laughs incredulously, because as bad with seriously sweet words as he is, he doesn't believe that is identical twin is starting this conversation with an abba song. but of fucking course. and if you're wondering, yes, it did work. you took a chance on them.

voulez-vous is sang by you, the twins, and everyone else at the hufflepuff's party, when the team wins against slytherin. it's then that fred, if he wasn't an official fan of abba, admits that you have a good taste— because it's easily one of the funniest and enjoyful moments of the party: if there were students outside the dance floor, with voulez-vous, everyone is standing up and crowding hufflepuff's common room. layers of circles of students move to the left, the layer behind to the right, and so on. the whole time you're singing to fred and george, and when it's time to your students' circle to move again, fred gets on your left so george stands on your right, making sure that the enthusiasm of other students don't push you to the ground, or hurt you unintentionally. even when they're having the most fun, fred makes sure you're in the middle of them— for the first time, being the slightest responsible twin.

and yet, when you're being the kindest soul to help the weasley twins decorating their shop, money money money is the mandatory song to attract good business, good luck, and good clients for them. it'll be a rich man's (men) world indeed, when weasley's wizard wheezes starts getting so famous, that fred and george promptly have a jar of savings— money to be spent with you, on you, for you. to spoil their best-friend-slash-love-of-their-lives.

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should i make a series?

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leafsbabe · 1 year

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how Joe Burrow is like in bed

what Joe Burrow is like in bed:

- on the field Joe might be a fighter

- but off the field he’s a lover through and through

- always showering you with small kisses

- on the top of your head or your cheeks... down your throat to the valley of your breasts

- tries his hardest not to mark you up

- if he does he tries to leave lovebites in hard to see places

- like your chest or the soft inside of your thighs

- leaving a little trail while he works his way down your body

- Joe just wants to make sure you know how much he loves you

- by eating you out for a loooong time

- isn’t afraid to be vocal

- not the loudest but he will moan and talk until you shut him up

- preferably with your thighs wrapped around his head

- always says the filthiest things when your pretty little lips are wrapped around his dick

- there’s nothing but praise from Joe

- he doesn’t tease you he just wants to indulge you

- loves positions where he can look at you, look you in the eyes

- the intimacy and romance just do it for him

- and he likes to see your fucked out face while he claims you

- Joe doesn’t really care where you want him to finish

- loves to fill you up and claim you in any way you’ll let him

- can get a little possessive

- but a big part of it is you wanting him to do it

- feels pride in the fact that you choose him

- Joe just wants to cuddle after sex

- to hold you and have you close

- maybe talk a little

- he makes sure everything is cleaned up after fucking you but he also just wants to ide away between the sheets for as long as you both can

his dick:

- big

- dick

- Joe

the experience:

100/10

#hib-series #joe burrow #nfl imagine #nfl smut #football imagine #football smut #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow smut #joe burrow headcanon

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ghostking4m · 6 months

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All Of The Girls You Loved Before

Joe Burrow x Male Reader

Summary: The fans are catching on and a soft launch launches fans into chaos

Author’s Note: sorry i’ve been so inactive again. work and school are killing me. i also haven’t made any other wip’s, so i promise i’ll start working more on that. i’m also gonna try and actually WRITE a piece for Joe, Justin, Mccaffery, Bosa, and some of the formula 1 drivers. I might try and write for Andre “Yoshi” as well. my top picks for f1 are Charles, Lando, Mick, Daniel, Lewis, & Ollie (f2). Let me know if you guys have any other requests!!!

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multifandomimagines999 · 1 year

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Could you do a dating Joe burrow headcannon?🤍

Dating Joe Burrow Includes... (HC)

Wearing his clothes all of the time

going to all of us home games and nearby games

befriending the wives/girlfriends of fellow players

owning a lot of Bengals gear (and Burrow gear)

taking care of him when he's injured or sore

holidays being a little different and chaotic due to games

Celebrating the big wins together

...and being there for him during the losses

worrying about him every time you see him take a rough hit

his family ends up loving you

he's a gentlemen to you and everyone around him

during the off season he takes you out on lots of dates

him bending down to kiss you

he loves spending as much time with you as possible

he'll even look for you in the crowd at games he knows your at and send you a wink

he always wants to make you proud

lots of cuddling and forehead kisses

enjoying napping together

lots and lots of make out sessions

he's very protective of you and tries to keep your relationship private as long as possible

Overall, he loves you very very much

Hi, anon, I hope you enjoy this! If you want a headcanon with some more NSFW details, feel free to request again! I didn't want to put it in there without knowing.

#asks #joe burrow #joe burrow x reader #joe burrow headcanon #joe burrow fluff #nfl headcanons #joe burrow imagine

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yesandpeeps · 11 days

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Impera Ghouls as bugs 🪲

Swiss: Cicada

Cirrus: Spider

Mountain: Cricket

Cumulus: Moth

Sunshine: Bee

Aurora: Silverfish

Aether: Scarab beetle

Aeon: Mantis

Rain: Dragonfly

Dewdrop: Wasp

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princessthatcantfuckingsleep · 6 months

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Michael Scofield dating hcs🩷

Inspired by @the-fo0l I love there Michael Scofield hcs so much ISTG🩷

THIS BOY ING GWS SO FUCKUNG PRETTY ISTG

He is SOOO respectful like he would never dream of crossing any of your bondries

He's such a fucking gentleman like he doesn't even have a OUNCE of toxic masculinity

Because he makes so much money he'd buy you such beautiful gifts hes so observant he watched you constantly to think of gift ideas,

even if you don't like him spending so much money on you hell always do it he just wants you to know he loves you 😭

I feel like he'd be really fascinated with makeup, if you wear any he'll sit and watch you.

same with skincare every night while you do all your serums and moisturisers like sitting on y'all's bed looking into the bathroom amazed by you thinking you look so pretty with your glowing face

I agree with @the-fo0l when they said he wouldn't really use words like "hot" like you can't tell me you wouldn't die if he called you stunning with that sultry silky smooth voice..ughhhh🩷😭

Beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, irresistible, c'mon I can imagine him saying it

Call you sweetheart it rolls off his tongue so effortlessly

Feminist asf

He spends alot of time working so he looooves when he finally gets to come home to you.

Let's be fr he live the domestic life just that soft fluffy feeling feels so much better to what he's used to

If you have curly/coily/textured hair he'd 100% learn how to do it the perfect way to get your hair looking gorgeous

He's such a sweetheart. Broo

Yk that thing where one person wakes up and just stared at the other...HIM he just thinks you're so beautiful

#prison break oneshot #prison break #prison break imagines #prison break x reader #michael scofield #michael scofield x reader #michael scofield imagine #michael scofield drabble #michael scofield headcanons #lincoln burrows imagine #lincoln burrows x reader

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robynator · 5 months

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geoffrey is a calico and fun fact about calico cats, the only way they can be male is through a rare genetic abnormality and even then the vast majority of them are sterile. and we know from the first stoats that stoats can change their gender identity (even if their reason was more about mythologising themselves than anything), so im just straight up headcanoning geoffrey as trans

#like listen #i know that it's fiction and they're stoats not cats but i think it's a cute headcanon #trans stoats!#i dont know how baby making would work in that case but they have the blue #or maybe geoffrey and tula are t4t #they're magical stoats #they can figure it out #burrow's end #burrow's end spoilers #geoffrey #geoffrey burrow's end

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litcrazh · 1 year

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chat noir 🫡

#cincinnati bengals #joe burrow #mlb twitter au #mlb headcanon #mlb fandom #mlb twitter #ml twitter au #mlb #ml twitter #miraculous ladybug twitter #ladybug and chat noir #chat noir #chat noir is a bengals fan it’s cannon #im seriously so upset

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creapysummer · 10 months

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headcanon that crowley has one of those circular beds and it's literally covered is mounds of blankets and pillows and shit and he literally just has like a nest that he sleeps in

#cause hes a snake #he burrows under everything #crowley #crowley good omens #anthony janthony crowley #good omens #good omens fandom #good omens headcanons

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azurezfiction · 5 months

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Power Rangers Headcanons

Troy Burrows has an older brother named Roman. Their parents are completely unoriginal when naming them. Roman works in the entertainment industry and keeps regular contact with Troy.

RJ and Casey’s engagement was met with excitement and disapproval. Master Finn was none too thrilled by their engagement and made his displeasure known, he was not invited to the wedding.

Conner does not immediately go to college after graduating, taking time to work on his soccer camp and charity. He volunteers and explored his options, with the help of his friends Hayley, Dr. O and his brother Erik. He eventually decided to venture out of Reefside attending College in another city and explore himself. He eventually ends up working under Hunter working on movies, TV shows, and small films as a crew member.

#power rangers headcanons #power rangers Dino thunder #power rangers ninja storm #power rangers Megaforce #Megaforce #super Megaforce #Dino thunder #ninja storm #Hunter Bradley #Conner McKnight #Troy Burrows #power rangers jungle fury #jungle fury #rj x casey #RJ Finn #Robert James Finn #Casey Rhodes #power rangers

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leafsbabe · 1 year

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Can you do a Joe burrow breeding kink? If not totally cool too.

- breeding kink Joe who wants to fuck you full and wants to be a dad but doesn’t connect those two things at first

- breeding kink Joe who figures things out for himself first before talking to you because he doesn’t want to make things awkward while he’s still unsure

- breeding kink Joe who loves you and is open with you about his fantasies because he knows that you won’t judge him

- breeding kink Joe who sits down with you and talks things through

- breeding kink Joe who would never force you to do anything you’re not comfortable with and lets you know that he’s going to love you no matter what

- breeding kink Joe who is surprised when you take charge, pulling him just a little bit closer and talking oh so filthily

- breeding kink Joe who can’t believe he got so lucky

- breeding kink Joe who goes half crazy when you tell him you’re thinking about switching to hormonal birth control so that he can fuck you bare, so that you can finally feel him, so that he can finally fill you up

- breeding kink Joe who comes way too fast the first time you fuck raw and wears it like a badge of pride

- breeding kink Joe who really takes his time pulling out after, just to savor the moment

- breeding kink Joe who can’t decide what he likes more, the trust and love you give him by wrapping your legs around his hips when he’s about to come because you know how wild it makes him or watching his cum drip out of you after he filled you up

- breeding kink Joe who fucks his cum back into you with his thick fingers, toying with you and making you come all over again

- breeding kink Joe who wants to get you pregnant but doesn’t want to get you pregnant until you’re both sure about it so you keep taking birth control and he keeps fucking you full

- breeding kink Joe who’s just a little bit too enthusiastic with that last part

- breeding kink Joe who is just as surprised as you are when you tell him that he’s going to be a dad

- breeding kink Joe who can barely contain his excitement

- breeding kink Joe who’s hands barely leave your stomach for the entire time you’re growing

- breeding kink Joe who loves you and your little family so much

- breeding kink Joe who spends his free time decorating the nursery for your baby

- breeding kink Joe who would love to go to the store and pick out tiny little socks and stuffed animals but who knows that the attention that would get wouldn’t be purely positive

- breeding kink Joe who wants to protect you and your baby from all the stress and pressure of public attention

- breeding kink Joe who just tries his best to make the pregnancy as easy on you as he can with his busy schedule

- breeding kink Joe who is already wishing for a second baby even though the first isn’t even born

- breeding kink Joe who promises that next time you’ll plan and get the timing better so that he can be there for everything

- breeding kink Joe who gives you everything you ask for, in the bedroom and in life

#joe burrow #nfl imagine #cincinnati bengals #nfl smut #joe burrow imagine #football imagine #football smut #bkh #joe burrow smut #joe burrow headcanon

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ghostking4m · 6 months

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TORNADO WARNINGS

Joe Burrow x male reader

Summary: Y/n reflects on his relationship with Joe in therapy. What his therapist doesn’t know won’t kill him.

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“So tell me your favorite memory with Joe.”

Y/n didn’t know why he was wasting his time in therapy if he’s just going to be asked questions like this. It’s like he was being asked what his favorite childhood vacation destination was and it makes him feel like a little boy being mentally evaluated.

“I don’t know. I mean- there was this one time when I went to his game against the Kansas City Chiefs and we got this tornado warning. We were just sitting on the swings at this park and it was already cold and windy. The alarm started going off and the look on his face was like he was a character straight out of a horror movie.” Y/n said with a tiny smile and turned to his right to look out the window. “Neither of us had ever seen a real tornado, maybe in the Wizard of Oz, but never in person. Sure, we were both scared, but seeing his eyes wide with pure fear and his knuckles white as snow when he was gripping the chain on the swing was the most hilarious thing I had ever seen. He tried to convince me that we need to go and seek shelter, but I just sat there in the swing laughing. Eventually he sat down in the swings with me and just laughed with me. We even saw the tornado in the distance, but we didn’t move a muscle and we were luckily still safe. Well, no, that was kind of a lie. We did move, but it was only so we could play on the seesaw, then we just laid in the bark together. His arms were wrapped around my waist and I felt so safe. We were so close, not only in proximity, but also on an emotional level. We had feelings for each other, but we both refused to admit it. We were like teenagers playing 7 minutes in heaven, in the sense that we were like kids teetering with our feelings in the dark, both too afraid to make a move.”

Y/n felt a twinge of sadness deep in his heart when he thought of the memories. Remembering what it was like to face danger in the face with Joe hurt him a little more than he would like to admit.

“From what i’m understanding, the two of you stayed at the park in the middle of a tornado and risked facing the tornadoes wrath, just because you thought it was funny?” Y/n therapist asked him. It’s like he couldn’t believe that two people could be so in love that they just wanted to stay there and live in the moment, even if it meant being in the wake of a natural disaster.

“Well, when you put it like that, yeah, I guess we do sound a bit crazy.” Y/n chuckled in response.

“Like, don’t get me wrong, it was totally crazy to just sit there when we saw the tornado destroying everything in its path, but somehow it all felt like everything would be okay.”

“Why?” Dr. Wallard questioned Y/n.

“Because I was with him. I knew we would be okay as long as we were together.”

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“CINCINNATI, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN SO AMAZING TONIGHT!”

Y/n felt a jolt of electricity while he was onstage. Performing in Paycor stadium was something different for him to get used to, but he felt so comfortable in Paycor, considering how many games he had been here to watch, despite being a California native.

“So, you guys know I’ve been doing this thing at the end of every show where I play a surprise song. We have 1 song left, so what do you guys think the song is going to be?”

Y/n didn’t want the night to end, so he was more than happy to keep the crowd engaged. He heard people yelling all around him in the stadium. He heard Vicious, Sue Me, Because I Liked A Boy, Decode, but he had something else in mind.

“Jokes on all of you, because i’m doing a song that no one has ever heard, not even my team. I just finished the final master last night and I’m so excited for you guys to hear this song. Only three people in the world will know what this song is about, myself, the person I wrote it about, and my therapist.” Y/n joked as he was introducing the song. The entire stadium howled with laughter and cheers after he said that.

“This song is called Tornado Warnings”

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“You always blow me away with your performances.”

Y/n knew that voice in the dark, if he were blind, even if he had his ears covered. Just the sound made his heart pick up to an inhuman speed.

“You just want to see me on my knees in front of you, Burrow” Y/n made a teasing joke in response.

“Well, I would never turn that down, but I mean it, you’ve always been such a captivating and talented performer. It was fun to come to your show today.” Joe pleaded. Y/n turned around and his breath dropped the second he saw those eyes, cool as ice. It never ceased to amaze him how much of an effect Joe’s eyes had on him.

“Thank you. That means a lot. Did you have a favorite song or part of the show?” Y/n asked him, trying to be as casual as he could.

“There was one song I heard tonight that I couldn’t get out of my head. It was something along the lines of you lying to your therapist. That seems like it’s the opposite of helpful, don’t you think?” Joe spoke, poking fun at Y/n.

“Yeah, but it was only ever for the lyrics. It fit the melody and theme of the song. I’ve been entering more of my popstar era than my songwriter era and now i’m just singing what fits the melody than making sure my lyrics are true to me.” Y/n said sarcastically. Joe could always see right through him.

“Right, because you’re a popstar, not a singer-songwriter who the internet claims is the son of Taylor Swift.” Joe said laughing. “Anyway, I really liked that song. I really liked being called a son of a bitch.”

Y/n laughed and it felt so natural to be with Joe like this. Oh god, Dr. Wallard would be so disappointed in Y/n right now if he knew about this.

“No, that one was actually just a line that worked for the melody. I don’t think you’re a son of a bitch. Your mom is an angel.” Y/n said with a smile on his face. He slow started inching his way towards Joe and wrapped his arms around his waist, looking up at him.

“I’ll tell her you said that” Joe chuckled back. He wrapped his arms around Y/n and leaned down to kiss him. No matter what happened, no matter how hard either of them tried, they just couldn’t stay aware from each other. There was something magnetic, something out of this world about their relationship. Joe didn’t want to be with anyone else, even if they were officially in a relationship. “You know, sometimes I can’t tell if we’re in a relationship, just hookup up, friends with benefits, or if you just like kissing me.”

“Oh please! Don’t flatter yourself, Burrow. You look like the green giant from that vegetable company.” Y/n retorted. “If anything, YOU just like kissing me.”

“Cant argue with you there.”

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Y/n thought about Joe all the freaking time. In the shower, driving to the grocery store, on stage performing, but his thoughts about Joe just hit a little differently when he was in his therapy sessions.

“If Joe were to tell you, right now, that he wants to get back together with you, would you do it? Would you reignite that spark that started your relationship in the first place?” Dr. Wallard asked Y/n.

“Oh fuck that! No. Absolutely not. I’m over that son of a bitch. I’m at a point in my life where I almost want to put all of that behind me and pretend like it never existed. I’m just gonna start telling everyone that we never dated, we never saw each other in the first place, we never kissed.” Y/n lied with no hesitation and absolutely no conviction.

Maybe some part of him thought that if he could convince Dr. Wallard that if he couldn’t see the lie that it doesn’t exist. Deep down, he knew that he wasn’t as mysterious as he thought and he’s not as good of a liar as he thinks he is. Dr. Wallard has GOT to be catching on as much as Y/n denies anything ever happened with Joe.

“You wouldn’t go back to the person that you described as the most epic love of your life? You’ve once told me that you think he’s the only person you could ever be with. You had plans or dreams to marry him. Do you still get those dreams sometimes?” Dr. Wallard investigated further.

“No. No. No. In fact, I actually met someone else. There’s a man i’ve been seeing who looks like Joe in a way, maybe it’s the eyes, but character wise, he’s nothing like Joe. He’s so much better than Joe. He’s like he was a predestined thought in Santa’s mind before he was even born and has been on the nice list from birth. He’s the upgraded version of Joe.”

“Does this man have a name?”

“I’d rather not say that right now. I don’t want to jinx anything, you know?”

“Ok. That’s a valid argument. Does this man have any green flags that Joe didn’t?”

“This man is nothing but green flags. Joe was like a walking red flag, or like a walking, talking, breathing natural disaster warning.” Y/n argued.

Y/b had to think a little more about his next response. He thought of Joe and his sweet kisses.

“Joe was a walking tornado warning.”

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exhibition kink; fred weasley x fem!reader

what the title says. fred weasley with an exhibition kink....this is my first post of any of my writing, so if it's terrible, I apologize!

currently imagining ootp fred but u can imagine whichever era you want

you're staying over at the burrow

its summer and you, fred and george are sharing a bedroom

you and fred have been dating for a while

you two are sleeping in the same bed while george is on the other on the other side of the room

i feel like this whole thing starts from one of you having a wet dream about the other

it's you.

you have the dream.

fred is woken up by your soft moaning/whimpering

as you wake up by yourself and realize what you were doing fred would whisper to you

"what were you dreaming about my love?"

with the cheekiest smile ever

bc I said so

and that's when you would tell him.

"you..."

"oh? what was i doing?"

"you were kissing me..."

"yeah? like this?

he would usher you onto his lap

and then he would start kissing your neck and somehow his hands would end up under your shirt.

your also wearing one of his shirts with no bra along with small pajama shorts while fred is shirtless and in pajama pants

as fred's really starting to get into it you would stop him and ask

"fred- what about george? what if he hears and wakes up...?

nervously glancing over to where he was sleeping

"then we gotta make sure he doesn't hear....can you do that for me love?"

you're still hesitant but let him continue

fred's now very impatient and eventually rips his shirt off of you and flips you and himself over so you're on the bottom

george is still fast asleep

freds head is currently nestled between your shoulder while he's kissing ur neck

his hair is tickling your neck

his right hand is on the back of your head while his left is on the side of your neck

let us take a moment of silence for how god damn sexy this man's hands are omg

your hands are tangled in his hair

this seems like the moment you would let a small moan slip out

"be quiet darling....you don't want georgie to hear do you?"

when he finally buries his cock in you, you moan fairly loudly

"yea? you like that? does my pretty girl like that?"

right before he cums, it's one hard thrust and then it happens.

as he cums, it’s inside you and he’s groaning while his head is buried in your shoulder

"bloody hell y/n"

breeding kink much?

and he keeps going until he gets really overstimulated bc I said so

once both of you finish, he gets off of you and lays beside you, and gives you a kiss on the forehead

#fred weasley #fred weasley x reader #george weasley #fred and george #fred weasley smut #fred weasley x you #headcanons #reader insert #fred weasley imagine #the burrow #harry potter ootp #james phelps #oliver phelps #the weasly twins #fred weasley x fem!reader #fem!reader

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