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yourmomxx · 2 years
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m.m.: please tell me you didn't drag hughie into this
butcher: i did not drag hughie into this
*banging on the door*
m.m., eyes wide: who's that?
butcher, trying to keep the door shut: i think you know
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spectra-bear · 7 months
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The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life
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macaulaytwins · 1 year
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hey don’t cry. every vampire is gay. okay?
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wildeyed-freecloud · 1 month
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u3pxx · 4 months
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harry du bois found dead in martinaise
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theharlotofferelden · 7 months
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“Gale is so boring” he had a emotional and sexual relationship with a goddess and was so down bad for her that he tried to reclaim a small aspect of her power just to please her and in doing so ended up with a magical bomb in his chest yet that doesn’t keep him from being a kind, slightly condescending, enthusiastic malewife nerd who thinks your dirty ass smells good GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
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bluesnailsstuff · 17 days
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getting a scolding
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twistedappletree · 2 months
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mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me
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galoogamelady · 2 months
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You can thank @soularch @therebelpeon and @cameronaugust for this
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queerbit · 8 months
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yourmomxx · 2 years
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A summary of The Boys SEASON 3 EPISODE 7:
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minty364 · 3 months
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DPXDC Prompt #142
It was considered a pretty big deal when a new ancient gets born. Danny didn’t and wouldn’t know this when he gets into an accident. A signal went out to all magic users that the ancient of space was born as soon as he stepped out of the portal and then things changed. If you could make a deal with an ancient it increased your power way more than that of a demon. Soon Danny gets chased by all sorts of folk trying to make a deal with him. He then gets caught by John Constantine who takes him back to the safety of the watchtower. What is the safest place to put the space ancient? In space!
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goth--moths · 9 months
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Is this anything
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mesothrax · 9 months
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punk rule
(people/bands from left to right in no particular order)
Laura Jane Grace, Lucian Kahn, Joey Steel (I think), Tom Gilbert, G.L.O.S.S., Emma Grrrl, Sydney Dolezal, Elijah (Human Kitten), Donnie Walsh, Lynn Breedlove, Zac Xeper, Size of Sadness guitar player (if you know their name please let me know), and Alexia Roditis (ty @ha--eul for the correction)
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catragemiau · 4 months
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Day 2: Kim took the body to Processing early in the morning and you're done with all side tasks and talked to everyone you could while waiting for his return
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