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blackswan7x · 2 years
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insp.
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riffquinzel · 1 year
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hows your afternoon going ive been ranking all the batmans in terms of both fuckability and whether or not they fuck
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rymslim · 2 years
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Ok... one last one... From Jims POV
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Black and White to reference the Adam Hughes page lol and the red for... well The Batmans marketing
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baambastic · 2 years
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If Logan can have an 11-year-old X-23 and still be the best X-Men movie, then the Battinson sequel can definitely do Robin
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voidentitties · 5 months
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One of the things I really liked about The Batman (2022) is that it's the first live action film I've seen to really nail how WEIRD Batman is.
I don't mean Bruce Wayne, as a weird sad guy trying to repress childhood trauma with vigilante justice and a bat costume (although the movie also nails that).
I mean that Batman, as an entity, as a concept... is fucking weird. Like, for everyone.
We (the audience) all know Batman as a character. And we all like Batman. We watched his cartoons and read his comics and keep going to his movies because we like Batman. He's cool! He's the world's greatest detective. He's figgin' Batman.
But to the people of Gotham? The Gotham PD? Random crime scene techs doing a sweep for finger prints or whatever? This dude sweeps in dressed as a freaking bat?? And one of the officers is just like "oh hey man, glad you're here. What's your take on all this?"
And the Guy Dressed as a Bat just growls "vengeance hides in the shadows, and beneath the darkness... So do I" before sweeping dramatically out again.
And you're just like ??? did everyone see that? Was that... Is that just something that's gonna happen now?
Apparently that's just what Tuesday is like now. Maybe the Metropolis PD is hiring.
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fuckkwithtwoks · 2 years
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When watching The Batman, the most inappropriate time I laughed was when (on my second watch of the movie) Alfred wakes up from almost getting blown the fuck up, and Bruce, in the most emo teenager way, immediately accuses him of betraying him and lying
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rebelwithoutaclock · 2 years
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maybe-i-will-fandom · 2 years
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I loved the new Batman movie so much but imma need movies to start introducing name cards or something because they'd show some random white man's face for like 6 whole seconds and I can never figure out if it's because we're supposed to recognize him from earlier or if he's just getting a long introduction
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homarcide-aest · 7 months
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pov you adopted a kid but you forgot hes not usamerican
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allineedisonedream · 5 months
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Had this wierd dream, with Bruce and Selina and suddenly it turned into a weird commercial for merch makeup. I just had to draw it…
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batbabydamian · 6 months
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Damian locks himself in his room for the rest of the day. Continuation to this!
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kartsie · 5 months
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It’s bring your kid to work day and Dick wanted to match
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bbbbbbbbatman · 3 months
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Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:
The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.
“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)
Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)
Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother
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bruciemilf · 7 months
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Jason Todd, age 12: Never back down never what!!
Bruce Wayne, 25, a single mom having a breakdown over ordering at McDonald's: never give up
Jason: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT!
Bruce, crying like crazy: NeVeR gIvE uP
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sreppub · 3 months
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batdad speedrun: everything is a riddle now
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AU where battinson gets a bunch of robins at once is back :)
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I love the POC bat fam au with the exception of Tim and Bruce being white.
Ex. Fam at beach
Dick: It’s nice to finally get some sun ☀️
Jason: *after throwing Damian in the water* A vacation without a case was just what i needed
Bruce: Dick, Jay did you apply sunscreen? *currently respraying Tim with sunscreen*
Jason: yeah you got us at the house
Bruce: Well get over here it’s time to reapply
Dick: you worry too much we’ll be fine
-NEXT DAY-
Bruce and Tim look like lobsters with how red they are and the other three are fine but Bruce doesn’t care that his kids share no DNA. So he has no problem using Tim and himself as an example as to why they have to re apply sunscreen every 2-3 hr. He now carries sunscreen at all times.
Cas was there and now surprises Tim and Bruce with ambush sunscreen if they forget.
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