The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes
Bc I’ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh
Tech: *mission relevant info*
Hunter: Tell me something I don’t know!
Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself
Hunter: …
Hunter: Tell me something else I don’t know…something less disturbing
Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you
Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force
Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!
Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!
Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.
Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night!
Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia!
Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week?
Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!
Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.
Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown
Tech: No doubt
Hunter: Oh I’ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!!
Tech: Worst talent show ever
Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!
Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?
Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is
Wrecker: I like it already!
Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury!
Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*
Omega: No! I swore I’d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!
Echo: Wrecker, cover Omega’s ears, I intend to use my angry words
Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!
Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises*
Hunter: Anyone catch that?
Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly*
The Batch: …
Echo: What? I’m fluent in panic
Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.
Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why “volunteers” ends in “tears”
Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, that’s why!
Wrecker: What about Crosshair?
Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind
Omega: and Echo?
Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind
Tech: Um…
Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!
Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon!
Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?!
Tech: He has a point
Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, you’ll never be able to unsee this!
Tech, recording bc that’s his freaking hobby: Don’t worry about it I’ll burn you a dvd!
Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says “Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshair” :)
Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*
Hunter: Get up here. That’s an order!
Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order?
Hunter: Permission denied!
Tech: Then I deny your denial
(sorry)
Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair
Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair
*Phee and Tech kiss*
Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww
Wrecker: Finally!
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