Once again, my mines go uncrafted

worm parade are u excited

Wrong Number AU

"I SWEAR TUCKER IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE "I WANNA END YOUR DAD, MARRY YOUR MOM, AND TURN YOU INTO MY EVIL STEPSON/HEIR AND IF YOU DONT IM JUST GONNA TRY CLONING YOU ONCE MORE" FRUITLOOP AGAIN FOR A SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I AM GOING TO LET MY ROUGES END ME, DONT CARE WHO, JUST GONNA LET THEM FINISH WHAT THE PORTAL ACCIDENT STARTED"

-sent by Unknown Number

When Jason Todd woke up that morning to check his texts. He wasn't expecting this.

When Danny sent that rant text to what he thought was Tuckers number (his old phone got smashed in a recent ghost fight, Sam gave him a new one she wasn't using, and Tucker was out of town for a while so he couldn't help Danny transfer his data yet) he wasn't expecting a rather cyptic response

"Wrong number kid. But just for my own curiosity and concern, who is and where can I find this Fruitloop? I just wanna have a chat with him."

Calypso x Leo SUCKS, here is why

Look, I get why that sounds harsh, and it is, but hear me out.

First and most importantly, Calypso is a pedophile. We see her fall in love with 14 year old Percy, then 15/16 year old Leo. Already weird, right? And look, if we got some explanation as to why it would ever be okay for a titaness who is thousands of years old to fall in love with CHILDREN, maybe I could see past it.

BUT in the odyssey myth, Odysseus was MUCH older than a teenager. He was already noted to be an old wise king (who was old enough to feign madness from old age) at the START of the Trojan war. Now that war lasted 10 years and add to that the multiple years he spent traveling to Ithaca, and you got an old-ass man. So either Calypso was already a mature adult, or a child thirsting after some old dude. Sure, it happens, but weird. Let's not forget that Odysseus was married and very much still in love with his WIFE Penelope, but Calypso basically kept him hostage on her island and would not let him leave at all.

Now let's get to Percy, he got blamed for not making sure that the gods kept their promise??? Good sir that is a 16 year old who just got out of a WAR and had his memory stolen, of course he didn't check with the gods. ITS NOT HIS RESPONSIBILITY! He shouldn't be held accountable. Also let me remind you that Calypso wanted him when he was 14. Not a good look.

And finally, we get to Leo. Poor poor Leo. A boy who was oh-so starved for love that he took anything he could get, and that's my explanation as to why Calypso x Leo ever happened. Honestly, I adored Leo. I had a crush on him (still kinda do shhh), I won't lie. However, I also adored Annabeth but since her and Percy are amazing together, I could get behind Percabeth. But Caleo? Hell no. Sure, they have a fun dynamic, but it's more of a sibling dynamic in my opinion. I would've rather had Leo x Khione or something. Maybe Leo x Echo cause that would've been adorable. But Caleo??? No. He should've never gone back for her. Leave her to rot.

Secondly, Calypso is simply a jerk. And I'm the type of person who adores asshole characters when done right. Octavian is great because he's an irredeemable asshole AND he gets karma. But Calypso? She's a bitch and gets such a kindhearted boyfriend in return. Like I said, she tried to pressure a (married) man into sleeping with her and is simply a dick to Leo (HER BOYFRIEND) and I could understand if they were siblings, cause siblings are dicks to eachother with love underneath, but she just sucks. She immediately hated him, which she has reason to do after what happened to her, but even after that she was just horrible to Leo. I seriously don't see why he loves, likes, or even tolerates her.

In conclusion, I hate what Rick did to Leo. I adore his stories like no other (which is why I'm so passionate about this), but he really fumbled the bag here. Calypso is just not a good fit for Leo.

Personally I really do prefer Leo x Jason, Leo x Nico or even Leo x Echo. And yes it does sound weird for me to say that considering that I call Calypso a pedo, but I could see Echo not being able to age normally because of being stuck with Narcissus. Echo x Leo is in my opinion much better than Calypso x Leo.

Um sorry- that was really mean but I needed to say that.

On a lighter note I saw this really long worm which was cool! :D

Okay so Taylor's civilian identity was outed publicly.

Everyone knows Taylor is Skitter is Weaver

The director of the Chicago PRT didn't like her and enjoyed putting her in situations where she had to deal with the public/be interviewed....I think he'd absolutely be enough of a dick to put her in situations where she'd be pressured into talking about her Trigger event.

Which leads me to:

"Weaver Anti-Bullying PSAs" that get played in school, like the Captain America "So you got detention" meme.

In which Taylor decided to have a moment of catharsis by speaking to bullies in a language they'll understand.

"Remember kids, that nerd you shoved in a locker might get powers from it and turn out like me....Is that really a problem you want in your life? No? Then play nice Emma"

I don't think I have any TERF's following me in the places I associate, but if there are, kindly fuck off for good.

it's a cruel summer spring break with you.

Eleven x Cruel Summer (by Taylor Swift) aka a gifset my brain wouldn't let go of until I made it

Here is a quick little drawing of Ahsoka punching Lux Bonteri, because by god, I hate that bastard. He straight up GIVES her to death watch at one point, and people still ship them?!?? I would be less mad if he wasn’t a canon love interest but still. So anyway. Have this doodle produced in a fit of anger, with probably the most detailed background I’ve ever bothered to draw. Also I changed ahsoka’s outfit because her canon outfit is impractical and sexualizing a 16 year old (does a 16 year old on a war front really need a boob window? Really?). It isn’t a super thought out redesign but it’ll do

As per usual, if you are going to use this is any way be sure to GIVE CREDIT

We had walkies and it was good

I think what non-destiel shippers / antihellers don't understand about shipping destiel is that they think it's about having two guys together on screen. Which I mean, that's awesome, don't get me wrong, queer rep is important. But more importantly, I feel like Dean Winchester deserves to have someone who loves him and takes care of him and wants him in a way that no one else ever has. And while obviously he loved Lisa, and Lisa loved him back, it's not the same because Lisa could never understand him and know him (for all the good and all the bad) in the same way that Cas does.

You could say that this doesn't necessarily have to be a romantic love, but goddamn it, doesn't he deserve that? Deserved to be loved? Are you telling me that Sam gets to have a wife and a kid when he's in Heaven but Dean doesn't get to have someone like that? Dean never got to meet someone and fall in love again like Sam did. Is Dean just supposed to meet someone in Heaven? Could he even meet someone in Heaven who would understand and love him the way Cas does?

A lot of people I've talked to are usually split between believing that Dean either reciprocates Cas' feelings or he doesn't, and people will try to provide proof either way. But honestly, while I personally do believe Dean reciprocates, it could go either way depending on how the story is written. What I honestly think the most is that I hope he does. I hope he loves Cas back because Cas is his one chance at finding that happiness, especially after his life was cut short. I hope that he gets to spend his days with the person he loves because he deserves it! I hope that he finally gets to love fully and be fully loved in return for the first time.

It baffles me that there are people who A. Think that there's a way Ben Solo can be brought back (the explanation I've seen is "anakin is the chosen one! Therefore it can happen!") and B. Think that's a good idea

He is dead, and SW is better for it, bringing him back is one of the worst possible things SW could do right now, every other dumb thing they've done would pale in comparison

Lottie pre-crash eating her breakfast alone save for the maid who works for the Matthews, who is both Lottie's subject in a way (serving her) and her superior in a way (acting as an extension of her father's will, serving her medications she's not allowed to decline).

Lottie as an adult crafting herself a home where she can permanently banish the isolation and powerlessness of her childhood without losing its comforts. She's fixing it. She'll be what her father wasn't. Loving, not cruel. Liberating, not tyrannical.

She's a healer. She's a leader! She acts graciously when one of her servants followers serves her maca root instead of ashwaghanda. She makes it a rule that they can leave whenever they want!

Lottie in the wilderness hallucinating all her friends eating together, and look, even though she's died her disciple best friend Laura Lee is there and she already served got her some takeout! And Jackie isn't there there's one free seat just for Lottie!

Lottie's the good queen. Someone has to be! They can't all be unborn queens, she tells herself, or else she everyone would starve!

At this point we need to start pouring white phosphorus directly on any cringing subhuman shitstain who says "I know Biden doing a genocide is shitty, but he's still the lesser evil—"

It really bothers me when people deny or downplay JC putting WWX in a room with a dog, that it doesn't "qualify" as torture. WWX fears dogs more than he fears death. And JC knew this and put him in a room with one.

Torture isn't always blood and bodily injury. Psychological torture can be just as effective. JC knew that there would be no harm done physically, and that more traditional torture wouldn't confirm his suspicion that MXY was 100% WWX anyway.

Torture is torture is torture, even if you believe he wasn't truly being malicious with said torture.

i need you all to remember that snape called his “best friend” a SLUR and that is reason enough to hate him bye

i'm just now looking at the teen wolf movie because i did not watch it personally but are you telling me. they're trying to say derek hale, born in 1988, had a 15 year old son in 2026 (the year of his death)?

eli would've had to have been born in 2011, literally during or right before canon. and that means derek would have knocked someone up in new york and didn't know about it (because that would be the only damn reason he's never ONCE mentioned) and only found out later, and that's fine. i'm okay with it.

EXCEPT. A BIG PART OF ELI'S BACKSTORY IS THAT APPARENTLY WHEN HE WAS VERY YOUNG, DEREK SHIFTED INTO A WOLF TO SCARE COYOTES AWAY AND IT MADE HIM AFRAID TO ACKNOWLEDGE HE'S A WEREWOLF??

now. teen wolf starts in 2011 and scott and stiles are sophomores in season one, and we travel all the way past their senior year, which would be ROUGHLY 2014 during the timeline of the show. derek is there, on and off. he comes back at the end and we still never hear about a son. and derek only gained the ability to shift sometime after season four. so what exactly was this 'very young age'. what the fuck