Chimney, in jail: What do we do now?
Hen, in the next cell: I'd call Athena, but I'm more afraid of her than anything else.
Bobby, also here: So we are all in agreement to keep this a secret from my wife?
Eddie: A bit too late for that, cap.
Buck, on the phone with Athena: I told you, it wasn't my fault this time... you can't blame Eddie next just because he's my boyfriend - What's that? Yep, Bobby's here too... love you, see you soon!
Ravi: ...Sorrows, sorrows, prayers.
Bobby, glaring at the pot while he cooks, stirring aggressively: ...
Chimney: Geez, who made him mad?
Hen: He’s not mad, Chim. Take another guess.
Chimney: Buck? I thought he was off the clock today?
Hen, shrugs: It’s Buck. Boy is a trouble magnet.
Chimney, sighs: I’ll call Maddie.
Hen: Eddie already got on the phone with her — they’re en route to hospital. Cap’s sulking cause he’s waiting for an update.
Bobby, stirring more aggressively: I’m not sulking!
sometimes a family is you, your wife, her two kids, her gay ex-husband who is also now your best friend, your quasi-adopted son and the man he is 'platonically' co-parenting a kid with, and also his sister and the very cute baby she has with her fiancé, and the fiancé's best friend who is also best friends with your wife, plus her wife and their kid(s).
oh did I forget to mention that half of these people are your co-workers too?