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lesbianlorkhan · 2 years

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i think you can track nerevars journey from an exile to poor random caravan guard to revolutionary leader to hortator solely by looking at how well maintained his mohawk was. like at the start its all floppy and gross because he cant afford enough hair products and by the end its like fully erect because now he can afford like 100 jars of netch jelly a day to maintain it

#tes #alternative for the start of the journey is that he does have it in its iconique look but he can only afford to erect it like once every few #months. so he like just doesnt wash it in the inbetween periods. also all his caravan guard money goes towards it #thats why he wants to become a hortator. to afford better hair products

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