-this man is only good for looks, other then that he has zero rizz.
-loves chocolate. Hates white chocolate.
-arguably doesn't drink. Occasionally he will go out with a trusted person and drink at least a beer and a half but other then that don't expect him to ask for some fancy stuff.
-knows how to waltz beautifully. (Careful when dancing with him you might fall in love 😍)
-will list in alphabetical order all the reasons not to date him.
-has so much love in his heart that is blocked by so much mental clatter it hurts. (Same)
-loves having his hair played with.
-his hands are very rough but are the most gentle part of him.
-if you were to trace his scars you would be tracing them for hours.
-would probably be responsible enough as to not let anyone below the age of 18 cuss, but would probably gift a teenager a big hunting knife.
-he would let me paint his nails. (Yes he would now shut up)
Thinking about how my dad and I have the fucking best relationship ever, like he will do a very bad joke and we just start laughing so fucking hard, or the time he just said to me "idc if you are trans, did you do the dishes?" Or "date whoever you want, girl, boy, neither, both, we don't care, but please don't date a serial killer" and meanwhile