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#thats my DAD
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Freya: "How did you even open the gate?"
Kratos: "I broke it open-"
Freya: "Fuck you mean you BROKE OPEN THE GATES TO VALHALLA?????"
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swervesfirstblaster · 2 years
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fun optimus prime i love you so much
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arvadthecursed · 1 year
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THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
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ohtendril · 11 months
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monsoon-of-art · 9 months
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my dad plays Pokemon GO mostly to send me gifts and whatnot, but I diligently taught him how to put his pokemon in gyms so he can earn pokecoins
and the first thing he did was buy the Ball Guy outfit
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lover-of-mine · 5 months
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Me trying to convince people my absolute bonkers theory has any legs to stand on:
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spocks-husband · 4 months
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I just wanna say that Benjamin Sisko's laugh is the cutest thing in the world and I love him sm.
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dubioustactician · 2 years
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAD IS IN HEROES
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cawnecny · 1 year
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1000 career points for Claude Giroux!!
source
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sirmidezz · 3 months
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Rambo headcanons
But it's just me projecting
-Knows cool tricks and loves to show them off.
-this man is only good for looks, other then that he has zero rizz.
-loves chocolate. Hates white chocolate.
-arguably doesn't drink. Occasionally he will go out with a trusted person and drink at least a beer and a half but other then that don't expect him to ask for some fancy stuff.
-knows how to waltz beautifully. (Careful when dancing with him you might fall in love 😍)
-will list in alphabetical order all the reasons not to date him.
-has so much love in his heart that is blocked by so much mental clatter it hurts. (Same)
-loves having his hair played with.
-his hands are very rough but are the most gentle part of him.
-if you were to trace his scars you would be tracing them for hours.
-would probably be responsible enough as to not let anyone below the age of 18 cuss, but would probably gift a teenager a big hunting knife.
-he would let me paint his nails. (Yes he would now shut up)
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Thinking about how my dad and I have the fucking best relationship ever, like he will do a very bad joke and we just start laughing so fucking hard, or the time he just said to me "idc if you are trans, did you do the dishes?" Or "date whoever you want, girl, boy, neither, both, we don't care, but please don't date a serial killer" and meanwhile
My 100 fanfiction i liked about slashers: 😶
In this page we stand supportive and cool parents
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princemick-archive · 1 year
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MotoGP Unlimited // s1 e1
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wackulart · 11 months
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Don't worry. I know you won't disappoint. Even if I was, though.. no need to make a fuss about it! Have fun and good luck.
Knock that certain someone dead (not literally).
AUUUUUUUUUUGH?!?!?!
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I WILL CALEB!! I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!!!
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sainteddie · 11 months
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THE HAWAIIAN SHIRT PAYOFF!!! FINALLY
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bucklavaa · 7 days
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“Are you happy?”
“Yeah yeah I am”
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shijuruiburning · 3 months
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this is the year I finally get the Godzilla tattoo I've wanted for a bazillion years. i gotta.
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