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#thats florida babey
eyestrain-addict · 2 years
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Hurricane Ian is approaching, and I’d like to remind all non-floridians that it IS Florida tradition to party before and sometimes after a hurricane. So if you see any videos of people partying or just being silly and happy, don’t be like ‘they’re idiots’ or ‘they should be more upset’. That’s just how we Floridians do babey!!! Don’t be a dick towards the very little culture we have lmfao
I would also like to remind you without Floridians attitude during Hurricanes you would have never gotten these classics
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oetter · 1 year
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im so fucking obsessed with him. i want to study him like a bug
(via stars instagram story)
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tigerdrop · 1 year
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is that a giant fucking hole in the tip of Florida or just. swamp?
thats swamp babey......the "ever glade"
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gokuindatrap · 5 years
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el gator super gordito
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got a haircut today which means that I look like the SEXIEST motherfucker on the block
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transgenderer · 3 years
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thoughts on the fact its now an american electoral tradition to call for the public execution of nate silver (more like nate silver tongue do not believe his honeyed words for they are all falsehoods and lies) en masse on twitter
is it??? i truly cannot comprehend people who are mad at nate silver. he wasnt even wrong! he said biden could still win even with a 2016-style polling error, and biden is...still on track to win! with a 2016-style polling error! not to suck his dick too much or anything but before the election he specifically talked about how we dont have great data on the response rates of hispanics, which might mess up the polls in florida, and would you look at that....florida! anyway if biden wins az that’s the ballgame babey, altho its unfortunate thats its not a landslide. a landslide would have been nice
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ohlukcs · 5 years
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( alex wolff, male ) did you hear how LUKAS TOZER is applying to columbia university as a FILM & MEDIA STUDIES major ?! the 19 year old is living in the WALLACH HALL. i heard that they got in because they are + PASSIONATE and +THOUGHTFUL, but honestly i think HE can be -ASSUMING and -CYNICAL. they’re a real MAVERICK. oh well, only time will tell if the SOPHOMORE will make it til the end.
about the mun !!
hi hello my name is sam (she/her), im 22, and im a big fat mess at all times :) um but a lil more about me is that i’m australian and a recently graduated film student lmao. i’ve been rping for like ten years now i think idk but i am a NERVOUS BITCH !!!!!!! and it sometimes takes me forever to reply to things (ic and ooc) bc of that so pls be patient with me lmao. anyway, happy 2 be here !! if u like this post i’m gonna assume u wanna plot with me and my idiot and hit u up !!! lets mcfreakin lose it !!!!
about lukas !!
full name: lukas joshua tozer
nickname(s): luk-ass idk whatever u can come up with lmao
age: nineteen
gender: cis male
pronouns: he/him
hometown: jackson, new jersey
date of birth: nov 4th
occupation: student ( film and media studies, sophomore ), cook/server at a nearby 24hr pizza joint
relationship status: single
drink / smoke / drugs: yes / yes / yes
faceclaim: alex wolff
positive traits: passionate, thoughtful, creative, ambitious, untethered, humorous
negative traits: assuming, cynical, insensitive, rebellious, resentful, irresponsible
if he was in a hogwarts house: slytherin
now some more dot points that are just me talking about lukas !!
was born in fort lauderdale florida but there is a vERY low chance he will ever admit that, he’ll just say he’s from new jersey. as far as he’s concerned, he’s always been from new jersey even if his family did move there after he turned twelve
speaking of things lukas probably wont ever tell u but i’m including them anyway: his family is kind of messy. not majorly but like a little bit more than average. he had two brothers, now he only has one. i’m not gonna include a whole lot of nitty gritty here i’ll save it for when i write the real bio and can actually do it justice but its the reason they moved from florida and it has had a pretty major effect on lukas over time obviously
he’s the baby of the family and he’s pretty much always been treated like one. it has left him pretty immature and irresponsible. still learning that his actions have consequences and that he cant just be a total dick all the time. he’s improved in those areas a fair bit since he started at columbia a year ago but he still has a long way to go
he didn’t ever really expect to go to columbia, he’s from a middle class family and his dad didn’t even go to college. he applied for columbia just as a might as well give it a go thing. like maybe it will happen. they had a film course and although the course itself isn’t really great, the connections to the industry available at columbia were valuable enough for him to try. he was wait listed up until basically the last minute, preparing to go to a college in boston instead but when he was accepted he knew he had to go. for himself, for his family, and for his lost brother.
obviously irresponsible attitude has led to some Bad Decision Making including but not limited to partying and drugs. he doesn’t prioritise that lifestyle over his school work (bc he knows how lucky he is to be at columbia at all) but he is a big believer that you need to experience things to be a great artist and he plans on being the greatest artist so bad decision town here we come !!!!
he has a pet goldfish named michael bublé pls dont nark
for more info on him click here to check his about page, no bio there yet but hopefully soon
wanted connections babey !!
course friends/rivals/anything: i am writing these before acceptances happen so i have no good god damn idea if any other characters are film majors but hit me the hell up if they are bc i would love to plot some stuff out
old roommate(s) : lukas was probably an entertaining roommate but probably verged on annoying pretty easily. he’s messy, gross, probably didn’t respect the do ur fucking dishes rule in first year ( probs still doesnt tbh ). but he also has a password to every streaming account plus a phat hard drive full of movies and shows that he is absolutely willing to share with u so just depends what ur into i guess. maybe this connection led to friendship or maybe they hate each other now. im down for either/both 
dealer: hi welcome back to bad decision town. lukas isn’t into any hard stuff but is a big weed smoker (to my understanding medicinal cannabis is allowed but lukas def doesn’t have a prescription), then after that it’s kind of just experimenting. will chat more details if u wanna take this connection
booze leachers: so yes lukas is 19 but he has four, thats right, four fake ids. he is not willing to give u his contact for fake ids but he is willing to buy u booze if u pay him. dont hate the player hate the game
gang gang: pretty much just a close group of friends. i imagine all pretty relaxed, all pretty chill. idk what to say here except i want people to care about him and let him put on dumb movies and watch them with him and probably have dumb matching stick and poke tattoos and hog a communal tv to play mario kart but lets talk about it
fast food workers deserve respect too: as mentioned, lukas works at a 24hr pizza joint near campus which means he’s seen some shit. one of the things he’s seen multiple times is drunk student trashing the place. whether it be vomit, forgetting how to hold a cup, or bet try at a food fight lukas has seen it and he’s cleaned it up too. this connection could be that maybe he helped someone out and cleaned them up and got them back to campus when their friends ditched and now they look out for lukas too and its a positive connection. or maybe lukas hates their guts and spits on their food whenever they show up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ who’s to say
hot girl bummer by blackbear: now listen here’s an angsty connection i want, and i def want to plot it out way more with whoever takes it on but basic outline of what i have in mind: they’ve kind of sort of been dating for a while but they’re just falling out of whatever they had to begin with. they were never official, they probs def fucked around with other people while they were ““““together”””””, lots of oh sorry ur taking it so seriously i thought we were just chilling bullshit. all of this girls friends probs hate lukas and he definitely hates them back. were probably once really good friends and had a really good time together but they’ve lost it. will they find it again or will it fizzle out? lets find out together xoxo
new girl(s) : i hate the connection title too but i couldnt think of anything better. we’re in bad decision town and now we’re going to thot street babey. since things have been falling apart with hot girl bummer and even before that lukas a little bit of a thottie. this doesnt mean he’s good at it, please also feel free for a part of this to be that they rejected lukas and he got butt hurt about it idk lukas being attracted to them is basically this whole idea and i would wanna plot the rest of it more depending on specific characters wooo
lukas is a bad influence: if u have gotten this far u may have noticed that lukas is not a very good influence at all. this is someone probs his age or younger that wants to loosen up and have a good time and lukas completely encourages that. bonus points if this connection is a combo with the above connection bc lukas is a gross boi and would be like wow listening to my bad ideas thats so sexy and cool of u ya know. but also doesnt have to be that ! could just be lukas thinks its funny and thinks that someone listening to him is just like good content that could get him on barstool
lukas is badly influenced: this is basic as hell but someone that tells him to leave his impluse control at the door and encourages him to be trash. probs older than him and i def see this as more of a masc connection than a fem but like all my plot ideas: lets talk about it. this one probs v much depends on ur character so gonna leave this one nice and short
lukas is good-ly (??????) influenced: also basic as hell and p much just the opposite of above. someone who is a good influence on lukas. encourages creativity and ambition instead of straight up recklessness. again, i see it as an older character but no gender seen here. a lot of this would be based around ur character so lets chat
michael bublé’s co parents: lukas has a goldfish named michael bublé (or just michael), i picture him having got it while high as heck during the day and just being like This Is A Good Idea. maybe ur character was with him and they were co parents from the start or maybbe they came into the picture later ??? i’m honestly down for whichever just give michael the love he deserves pls
and probably just about anything else these are just some ideas, i totally wanna plot further and brainstorm so please still hmu if none of these fit ur character we’ll plot something up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ask meme time babey
Rules : tag 20 people you’d like to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below.  
@canonlucidia tagged me :)
Nickname : i’ve been hellish on here for like 10 years? and my irl nickname is for ppl i am willing to talk to on discord only
Gender : Queer (i just am queer my gender? queer my sexuality? queer my mood? u fucking guessed it queer)
Star sign : Sagittarius (12/7) aka the best
Height : 5’4" (haha 2 whole inches taller than bee)
Hogwarts house : hufflepuffs because they seem chill and i cant read so no nerd houses
Favorite animal : pangolins they’re such cute lil critters
Number of blankets : that i sleep with? one or two depending on the night that i own like 10
Where I’m from : i grew up an army brat so...not really from any one state so just the usa i guess but i spent most of my time in florida so lets go with swamp hell
When I started this account : hmmm i think around 2012 or 2013 this was originally a speakeasy tonight side blog then a general otome blog and now it’s my spot to scream about obey me
Why I started this account : i wanted a dedicated spot for my love of visual novels mostly speakeasy tonight and then as a wide array of games came available in English thats what this space morphed into and now it’s for screaming abt demon boys
and i tag anyone that wants to do this meme go ham friends :)
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bbeelzemon · 5 years
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Rules: Tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better
I was tagged by @woozylesbian !! thamks!!!! 😜👌 😎👉👉🌟
Nickname: Oh You Know, rosie/rose, bee/beetle/beelze, whatever ta fuck. ive had many nicknames over the years. went by deo for a few years (from deoxys) if you'll recall. also another 3 letter nickname which was my first online nickname but that ones classified, i think none of you know it. i need to keep a certain degree of mystery surrounding me
Gender: litcherally who KNOWS, my gender is just butch, thats all i know
Astrological sign: LEO BABEY!!! 🦁
Height: 5’3
Sexuality: lesbiab
Hogwarts house: i dont... know.. arry porrer.... guess ill say hufflepuff but dont quote me on that! arry porrer mutuals feel free to correct me
Favourite animals: BUGS!! and gators.. and pigs.. and cats and dogs and so on. theres very few animals i dislike
Number of blankets: like how many i own or how many i sleep with? on my bed i have the thin sheet, the duvet (pardon my franch), and a separate actual literal Blanket that i sometimes Remove from my bed when its too hot or if i want to wear it Elsewhere
Where I’m from: florida baybe 🐀🚀🐊😎🌴☀️🌤⛅🌦⛈🌫🌀🌊😫😵
Dream trip: oh jeez i just want to go to One Of Those Big Cities in the us so i can finally know what its like to play pokemon go with a large, active userbase nearby. also just sounds fun in comparison to my small town life. nowhere specific in mind. open to suggestions. Also would be cool to leave the country someday but ive given no thought as to where 🤔🤔
When I created this account: THIS account?? hfjdhfd.. 2017 apparently. But ive been on tumblr siiiince 2011 i think
Why I created this account: hwhayle this account was becaaauuse.. uhh.. did i have a reason to remake for this one? I dont.. think i did.. i think i just wanted a clean slate (following a lot of dead accounts, lot of bot followers, huge inbox id never cleared out, etc). But this is overall my 4th account over all my years of tunblr. very first one was a pokemon roleplaying account! and ill have you know i recently checked and my first url was available so ive rehoarded that one for myself thank you very much (not that i roleplay anymore..)
Ill tag: hhyyuhdhf i love doing these things but idk how my mutualz feel about doing them.. um i suppose if u want to do it then go ahead!! in the meantime heres my autofill suggestions for when i was starting to fill this one out
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okay ive thought on it and ill tag some o you, obviously u dont have to do it but !! yknow whatever floats ur boat!! 😫👌
@pinballwizord @doruumon @julianbashir @drowsy-nelapsi @milhorse @newclownintown @iplaytolosebitch @megatheria @winslowdraws @volbeast @shock
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mulderfx · 5 years
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20 Questions Tag
Rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @goalie-hugs; thank you!! :)
1. Nickname - syd/sid 
2. Zodiac sign - virghoe
3. Hogwarts house - i say hufflepuff, but my best friend says gryffindor, and i dont really know enough about myself or hp to dispute it sdkfjksdjf
4. Height - 5′5 :/
5. Last thing I googled - fort morgan offshore rigs
6. Favourite artists - oh shidd i got many: LIZZO, foster the people, lady gaga, morgan wallen, jon pardi, needtobreathe, rihanna, tmg hehe, miley cyrus, ac/dc...etc. 
7. Song stuck in my head at the moment - rappers delight !!
8. Followers - 374
9. Following - 237....oof needa go through that
10. Do I get asks - uh,,yeah i get at least 1 a year at least so thats good i guess
11. Amount of sleep - simultaneously not enough and too much 
12. Lucky numbers - 1, 9, and 29 
13. What am I wearing - shirt and shorts
14. Dream Job - lawyer perhaps? idk anymore lol
15. Instruments - tenor sax babey, a lil bit of the trumpet
16. Languages - english,, very little german and spanish hehe
7. Favourite song - up down by morgan wallen ft florida georgia line hehe**
18. Random fact - A Higher Call by Adam Makos is a damn good book (might be my favorite?)
19. Aesthetic - anything beachy honestly; sitting on the beach with a book in my lap, neon lights at night reflecting on the water, pretty colorful houses surrounded by big trees, fireworks over the water.
20. Dream trip - i have many, but texas is just calling my name here lately. thats all ive got my mind on
i tag: @bvbshoe | @zverevmischa | @trevorendingstory | @thereaintnothing | @cdralenko | @bloodthirstypandasfromthesky | @landonorris |
if yall dont want to do this, thats okay! if you dont like being tagged in stuff like this lmk and i wont do it again hehe sorry
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eyestrain-addict · 2 years
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Was itching a fire ant bite and accidentally ripped off a small chunk of skin whoops
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swampgirl13 · 6 years
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ugh @ghost-cosmonaut ur a bastard bbut FINE
Rules-Tag 15 followers you would like to get to know better
Nicknames- Izzy, my mom calls me Bella
Gender- The government said I was a girl but ehhhh
Star sign- Taurus, aka, the best one
Height- Uhhhh 5′4″ i think?
Sexuality- I’m a biromantic asexual!
Hogwarts house- I’m a slytherclaw which means I like being sneaky but im kinda stupid and know Fun Facts
Favorite animal- only all of them? but cats
Average hours of sleep- i dont even want to think about it
Dogs or cats- I have 2 kitties but dogs are ok
Number of blankets I sleep with- my duvet
Where I’m from- South Florida babey
Dream trip- I want to go to japan and eat their food for a YEAR
When I created this account- hmm I wanna say summer 2013? ew
Why I created this account- ....fandom shit. thank god i look at memes now
Number of followers- 106!! cool!
im gonna tag uhhhh @strawberry-scintilla @appreciate-the-conch @geckoblep and uhh thats it i think
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violetkatgrove · 5 years
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boy time
soon
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