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moongothic · 27 days

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Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation.#We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face]#Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then???#Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

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marimeeko · 3 months

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Kudo looking at Izukus memories and then saying that Izuku has an affinity for forgiving ppl who don't deserve it "like Bakugou"

And Izuku giving OFA 5 minutes later out of spite like

"If you're going to talk shit about my Kacchan maybe I don't want you in my head, damn, take 'em, Shig"

Lmao Izuku like "you come into MY BRAIN, and start acting up like that?? LEASE CANCELLED"

#bakudeku #crackpost #just shitposting #like damn kudo we were kinda getting along but why you gotta hate on my man ??#bnha spoilers #i am only going off what vague things i read from the leaks sorry if this is inaccurate as to what happened with OFA #i read that izuku has surrendered ofa??#and that kudo said that fr #grain of salt i guess #anyway eff it its a shit post #THIS IS A JOKE BTW LMAO #i know izuku is not really giving ofa out of spite #its fine

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add1ctedt0you · 4 months

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What a plot twist you were. [x]

#Like. The narrator introduces jc to us as the antagonist #Then we got to know him. Not who people think he's. But who he really is #And we saw jc giving wwx a piggyback. Giving him soup. Rescuing him. Putting himself between wwx and any danger (madam yu/wen soldiers)#And even the staged fight. It's yk. Staged #jc wanted to protect wwx at any cost. But wwx wasn't willing to compromise. But jc did #The fight was wwx's idea. Because jc is an enabler (just like jfm and jyl)#jc is ready to bend for his loved ones sake #The point is. Every action jc takes. Is in the name of his loves ones' safety. And surprise. wwx is one of the people jc really cares about #Even after wwx' return. Aside a broken cup. jc isn't doing much to stop wwx or anything. We know that jl was able to free wwx from Zidian #only because jc - Zidian's primary master- wanted it!#And jc fling himself into danger countless times to save wwx even though wwx can't sit still with him for a hot minute #What I wanted to say it's that the jc is presented to us - the mean ungrateful man- is very different from the real jc -#the indulgent uncle who rolls his eyes at his nephew antics. the brother who buries the hatchet for his sister's happiness.#the uncle who kinda wants to help wn to get up from the floor because he was an ass to jc but he helped jl and that's what matters to jc #the sect leader who let two women speak freely their mind in a patriarchy society #People better than me have already said this. shit I can't remember my point lmao #Like. jc is presented as an antagonist but what this man wanted was an apology and an explanation #This post is a mix of a rant I wrote last year (ha) after seeing a bad take. About what I don't remember lmaoo. And me wanting #to make gifs of wzc in this scene. Why does he look so good. It should be illegal. Seriously #jiang cheng #*mgifs

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b4kuch1n · 7 months

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crumbs in your bed

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#bakuspecial #comic #horror #cw: child abuse #cw: body horror #ask to tag #hi! hello. this is basically just a goosebump story I think. or a scary stories to tell in the dark entry #that's kinda what I aim for? along with the good ol vibe of fuan no tane #and also the like. Thing in east asian art where they make the main character a generic white person and then #every other thing about the setting is deeply recogniseably common asian shit lmao #that's entertainment for me. this came about extremely haphazardly... its why the first two pages look nothing like #the rest of it fsdjfhdsjhf. I slammed those out at a cafe like two days ago #went into this one no plan outside of a general sense of direction #I dont think Ive ever actually designed a single character in any of the short horror comics I did. like either its me or #I made someone up as I went. genuinely didnt know what the character'd look like until I sketched em #and then I kept referencing previous panels to draw em. dont know if I recommend this method #mmmm on reread not super sure if the sound effect of the bed leaving the room is clear enough... oh well there are other comics #been writing a lot about food and places recently Ive found out. oh yeah dyou know whats funny #I watched a wayner highlight vid of the kingdom heart charity stream today (I do not know anything about kingdom heart) and realized #how much of kingdom heart (at least the first one) is about like. places.#which is like. good job baku great deep read there isn't kingdom heart literally behind a door. arent there doors all over the place.#isnt the biggest symbol from that game taht EVERYONE knows about the KEYblade. for locks on door #fskdjfhdj but yeah its just. very cool to me that that game really does have iconic recogniseable sites. like the scenes are all tied to #where they happen at. and the climactic battle happens in a black void around a door. its good #good story about leaving ur home after ur friends aren't there anymore and being changed so much by what you go through that #you can no longer call where you started at home anymore. I am being conned by the music #anyways. yeah I go sleep now. powered thru the last 4 pages of this so its done and out there. hope my bed will not do this #have a good night lads! be careful of bugs

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rebouks · 11 months

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Courtney: Are you working tomorrow? Oscar: I work when I want, bitch. Courtney: [snort laughs] Wow.

Oscar: Nah, I’m done for a few days. Courtney: The weather looks nice; we should do something. Oscar: What’re you thinking?

Courtney: I wanna take Robin to that cute little pond we found, I bet those ducklings have hatched by now. Oscar: Orrrr… Courtney: Or?

Oscar: We could get married instead? Courtney: Tomorrow?! Oscar: If you want?

Courtney: You’re messing with me… Oscar: Am I? Courtney: Oh my god-.. tomorrow?!

Courtney: I thought you’d give me more than a days’ notice! Oscar: Ah, where’s the fun in that? [Courtney squeals, jostling Oscar with excitement]

Oscar: Tch, I thought you’d be way more excited. Courtney: [laughs] Where is it? Oscar: I’ve no idea.

Courtney: You do! Is it gonna be outside-.. in a tent-.. no! The forest?! Oscar: I dunno. Courtney: Does everyone know?

Oscar: Everyone knows. Courtney: [gasps] You need to let me pluck your eyebrows. Oscar: I think the fuck not.

Courtney: Bah. Oscar: Pluck your own eyebrows! I’ve got a big ass cake to make. Courtney: So, for real-.. this time tomorrow?

Oscar: [nods] Uh-huh, we’ll be married. Courtney: I’m so excited! Oscar: Nowhere near as excited as I am.

#somnium #sims 4 #storytelling #ts4 story #sims story #simblr #oscar finch #robin finch #courtney mcmahan #ᓚᘏᗢ #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhskdjskdjskjdksdj #exciting!!#i can't relate to loving such a last minute surprise ngl.. but cookie loves that kinda shit #if she hadn't said anything about making plans he was just gonna start making a wedding cake until she was like.. ?!?!?!#and poor robin and lou are tryna sleep through all this cute nonsense!!#tho.. not much wakes robin up tbh 😂#that's why he's on a chair when it's clearly past bedtime.. cos the boy sleeps just as well wherever you put him lol #i guarantee you that their future children will NOT be as chill as him LMAO

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silverquillsideas · 5 months

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Me : posts a new chapter / story on ao3

Me, checking ao3 stats 0.5 seconds later : 3 hits, zero kudos, zero comments

My brain : ohhhh your writing is actually terrible and they definitely hate us now :(((

#Personal #Fanfic #nanowrimo #Writing #fanfiction #Ao3 #Fandom #Shit post? Kinda???#Lmao this is me everytime I post anything new lol T-T #the imposter syndrome is real #WHY AM I LIKE THIS LMFAOOOO #I keep telling myself 'have PATIENCE'#But my brain is like #Nope we will NOT >:(

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tiny-chubby-bird · 5 months

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So like a normal person I got kind of curious and looked at the names of the petrified drow so I could try looking for possible name meanings, but I'm no drow expert. I could only look at the Drow Names site and hope for any similarities. These are my best guesses:

Dhourn (Dhaun: infested, plague. Houn: magic, trail, way)

Izwae (izz: hidden, mask, masked. Wae: heir, inheritor, princess)

Moy (May: beautiful, beauty, silver. Mol: blue, storm, thunder, wind. oj: aura, cloak, hide, skin)

Arcagh (word arc: curve, bow. Akor/Alak: beloved, best, first. agh: breaker, destruction, end, omega)

Tecothy (like Timothy? Teb: blade, sharp, sword)

Artimezt (Inspired by Artemis maybe? zt: finder, hunter)

Important to note that some of the similar words/names I found and used here are the feminine versions, and I remember seeing a detailed post somewhere in which someone took Kar'niss' name and tried to translate it, in which they also mentioned what it means if a male drow uses a feminine name version, but I forgot...

#drowposting #bg3 drow #dnd drow #my personal favourite has to be arcagh #that's a great name lmao #like gagging and exclaiming “argh!”#i rlly wanna write a fic with these guys some day :(#no idea what but i'm kinda getting attached #why am i always like this #i always pick out some npcs that barely have any lines or info about them #and then get sorta obsessed #maybe because it's fun to interpret?#like it's fun to take a character with barely any info and just make up your own shit based on the little info you have #anyway i'm super normal about this

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danothan · 5 months

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tough pill i have to swallow is realizing that “getting better” doesn’t mean “getting to do more things,” getting better for me means taking better initiative in protecting myself. and THAT means making sure i do LESS things

#sounds kinda obvious but i only just realized it lmao #feels like i have to grieve a lot of my goals now but no one said the healing process would be easy #danbles #and for anyone else that has a disability that prevents them from doing smth #or trauma that makes certain triggers limit their opportunities #or neurotypes that make it harder for them to love smth like they used to #or whatever else #i don’t want to make it sound like you have to give up on the things that make you happy #I’M certainly not going to #but a huge value of mine has always been experiencing everything life had to offer #and everytime that backfires (whether it’s burnout; triggering a flashback; triggering an episode; putting strain on my body; etc)#i always just thought to myself ‘it was bad timing’ or ‘i haven’t gotten better yet’ bc the endgoal was to always get to that point where #i could experience it. i want to try new things all the time. i want to feel normal and be included in everything #but if smth keeps Making Me Feel Bad then maybe there isn’t a version of myself that can take it on #it’s not resilience to put yourself in harm’s way #idk how well i’ll be able to put this into practice tbh. i rly rly like exploring different experiences #even negative ones are valuable to me #but the least i can do for myself is recognize that i might not always be the problem #maybe i’ve already hit the limit on all the self-work i can do. maybe it’s the environment or situation itself that’s the problem #fuuck guys i feel like i’m going thru a stage of grief here why is this shit so hard 💀

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sugarcandydoll · 1 month

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my fav part abt being a desi dolly is having to watch bollywood movies & indian soap operas & eating pakistani food & wearing pink chooriyan & payal with ghungroo & pretty mehendi & listening to bomb af music hehe ♡🪔💕

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dailykugisaki · 3 months

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Nintey-nine | id in alt

It's Maki and Mai's bday yippie! I humbly offer an evil ass cat.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #zenin maki #zenin mai #Kugisaki going on sight for mai its so insane #Kugisaki keeps grudges like a motherfucker she dgaf if its ur bday mai you shot her and shes getting you back for that lmaoo #Kugisaki was shopping gifts with Maki but tht can wait for a second huh #turned around and started rabidly trying to draw maki in a way that felt right #thats why shes kinda in the bg rn and the fact that mai is getting jack shit spotlight for her own bday like lmao okay #Kugisaki is obviously not gonna kill Mai #she'll be hit in the head before that lmaoooo

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logan-the-artist · 1 month

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if you don’t drink coffee at ungodly hours and pass out from exhaustion in the middle of the day while studying for the 12th consecutive hour of the day, are you even a student?

#vent post #kinda lmao #why is high school so exhaustive #not art #log’s shit

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reel-fear · 1 month

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MIKE BLOCKED ME ON TWITTER FOR ROASTING HIS DUMBASS RESPONSE TO THE GRAPHIC NOVEL STUFF!!

grown ass man scared of the 19-year-old queer being mean to him over his public meltdown more at 8.

#ramblez #little white boy sad? U sad bc nobody likes you? Bc u constantly make a fool of urself and show off ur distaste for ur fans? lmao #this is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me imagine how mad he'll be when he finds out the fangame Im making has queers in it #hes gonna have a whole other white boy meltdown on main KJSNFDGKJHFGKJHGKJHSDFGSD #hes so fucking sensitive maybe just get off of social media Mike this never ends well for you #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #and look Im joking around about this but it really is sad that the bendy devs cant handle this kind of critique towards their decisions #it seems despite the backlash once again they are choosing to ignore their fans which is yknow upsetting #But hey ig if the devs being awful was a dealbreaker for this fandom I wouldve left a long time ago and I havent #dw Im not going anywhere <3 #also if anyone else here was also criticizing Mike maybe check his acct to make sure ur not blocked now since apparently #old habits die hard and this is certainly a pattern with him KJHDSFKGJHSDKFGJHDFGSD #also look before anyone asks yes I was kinda mean to him over this but to put bluntly if hes gonna be this dismissive to his fans concerns #he deserves it. Theres this persistent attitude esp in bendy fanspaces of being defensive of the devs #and I dont know why they have been extremely horrible people every single chance they get #and its very hurtful to see how many people would rather tell me to be kinder to the people who broke the heart of a child me when they #dismissed any ideas of putting queers like me in their stories than to realize Mike n Meatly bring this bad attention to themselves #to put bluntly I dont owe them kindness not until they at least apologize for the shit they did which they still havent #mike hasnt even addressed his vent poem in the code of BATDR let alone the other shit he said n did #so no I will not be kind to him ever hope this helps!

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joyus-whimsy · 3 months

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I did it boys… I finished red dead redemption two.

#rdr2 #I don’t have the attention span left for the credits #just looking up when a scene comes on #sorry devs you made a beautiful game and I tried to watch the credits but it got too long #holy shit how many people worked on this game #yes I’m typing the tags while watching the credits #aww Pearson that’s kinda cute #ew pinkertons #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #who tf is this getting on the boat #I don’t care I want Arthur back #why does everyone just tap Jack’s shoulders to say goodbye lmao #bit of annesberg nice #aww Mary is at Arthur’s grave - THATS who was getting on the boat #hot take but Arthur was too good for Mary #aww fatherhood #shit pinkertons #ok no ig we good?#are the deer for Arthur or are we just enjoying some wildlife BRoll #ngl that wolf was a bit goofy #church and some crows - BODY - who’s?#welp guess we’ll never know #yooo Rain Falls!!!!#I’m done now sorry lol #I just don’t know what to do with myself now #I’m sitting through the whole credits Cus what if there’s something after?

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nicivart · 4 months

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Frankie redesign? Yeah frankie redesign 🔩🌩💚

#monster high #monster high frankie #monster high frankie stein #mh frankie #frankie stein #digital art #redesign #? kinda not really lol #idk i really like it but it could also use some work?#i fucking forgot their neck bolts lmao #anyways trying something new!#lineless art #woooow #i hate doing line art so here i am again #just refusing to do it LMAO #i did the same thing at 14 which is funny #line art continue to be an uphill battle for me lol #also damn i have no idea why the quality is s crunchy #oh maybe i made the canvas too small shit

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yardsards · 1 year

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s1 luz was at least a little bit gay for willow i will not be told otherwise

idk if it was a full on crush but it was at least one of those types of nebulous not-quite-romantic not-quite-platonic "hahaha, unless..." type friendships that a lot of queer teens have, u know the ones

#girl was just walkin around sayin shit like ''you're right! my friend IS very cute!''#which can be just regular platonic bc luz is friendly like that but in this case i feel like it's A Little Bit Gay #eliot posts #toh #the owl house #luz noceda #willow park #just. remembering why i liked willuz/willumity so much.#i kinda headcanon willow as grey-aro and polyam (this literally came to me in a dream)#and i feel like her ideal relationship IS a kind of ambiguous sorta-but-not-quite-romantic sort of dealio #tho i also like the headcanons that she's just plain bi or pan or lesbian in this context too #bc again that sort of ambiguous friendship seems to be VERY common among queer teen friend groups (and not just aspec queers)#like it was A Thing between some of my high school friends and many other queer ppl i've talked to have said similar lmao #tho i also find the headcanon that she's 100% aroace and also uninterested in any relationships outside if friendship to be v fun #just like. basically everyone falling in love w her but her being totally uninterested #but being her friend is so Delightful that none of em rlly have any complaints there #like that scene in carmilla where dani turns down kirsch and says she just sees him as a friend and he gets really excited like #''yes! i am in the friend zone! she sees me as a friend!!! she's so cool i am excited to be her friend!''#willow taking after canon aroace icon lilith ''constantly turning down suitors but keeping their gifts'' clawthorne #my sister is just straight but this one time when she was in hs a guy asked her out w a massive tub of cheese puff balls #(she was obsessed w those things)#and she turned him down but kept the cheese puffs and ate them for like a solid month

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yoinkschief · 4 months

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2023 Art Wrap Up :3

IGNORE HOW IT ALL LOOKS SQUISHED LMAO THESE ARE JUST TO BE PLACEHOLDERS

Links to each picture below the cut vvvv

January - "WHERE'S YO HEAD ATTTTTTT"

February - Not a post :(

March - "Now You've Gotta Kiss Me"

April - "Hysterical, Edward"

May - "That Boyyy"

June - "Strip Mafia Tord oml"

July - "I Am So Normal About Fartlord"

August - "Night Scape AU Cover Poster"

September - "Eddsworld's Sexiest Character 2023"

October - "Reflection of Myself"

December - "Biggity Buck Bumble"

November - "Dog Teeth - Tom Reference - Tired"

As a treat here's Tord's

#Holy shit I've been on here a whole year ????#that's actually crazy to me lol #the “titles” are just what I've named them in my files lmao oops #half of them are serious the other half are sooo not #also bro why is half og my art not showing up under my art tag #tumblr what the hell this was supposed to make it easier for me to find #why aren't you showing half of the shit tagged as it #this was kinda fun honestly #and out of context no one would know these were all mine cause the style is different in every piece LOL #but I like that #Cause I know that even in the past few months I've grown a lot and it makes me happy to see improvement #I'm so friggin proud of that December piece omg #I love it so much and for what #jay draws

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