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actually tho??? we only get a handful of interactions btwn ed and stede's crew, but now im THINKINGGG abt ed and frenchie's interactions specifically
unlike with lucius where we get a handful conversations btwn just him and ed, the only times we rlly see ed interact with frenchie are around other ppl but theyre still SO interesting like. frenchie is the one to speak up and ask if they're gonna be allowed to live when ed's introducing himself to stede's crew. we don't see it, but frenchie must've helped ed rehearse his sad breakup song before performing it in front of the crew. and when ed calls him into his cabin frenchie walks in smiling like "heyy bro what's up" (but then he immediately picks up on the vibe and goes on the surrendering defense)
and OUGH episode 5 is like the most frenchie/ed interactions we get and they're all pretty quick and subtle but they're literally so interesting. the last time frenchie and ed interacted, frenchie was nervously asking if he was gonna be allowed to live, but now here's frenchie just trying on fancy clothes from the ship they raided and bringing some fancy party invitation to his captain. and then when they get on the ship and ed puts on the jeff persona, frenchie mumbles "you know you can pick anything, right?" to ed and it's not like, judgy, but it's still a big difference from stammering, "hi, blackbeard, sir, are we gonna be allowed to live?" and then frenchie starts pulling his whole scam right in front of ed (and it's not in the show but that one behind-the-scenes picture shows ed's wide-eyed expression as he watches frenchie effortlessly trick a fancy white person into kissing olu's hand), and there's a tiny moment when ed's been laughed out of the dining room and stede is talking him down and ed looks to frenchie before actually listening to stede.
and AUAGHUGH it's so fucking iNTERESTING to me bc WHAT IS ED THINKING. WHAT IS ED'S OPINION OF FRENCHIE. like the thing that gets me with ed is how at the end of e10 he singles jim out and it's kinda out of nowhere?? we don't see him observing jim at any point, but at the same time i'm not surprised that he's had his eye on them. and it's not a huge leap to assume he's been watching stede's crew the whole time, at least to some degree, right? even tho he's having a blast hanging out with stede and taking it easy, in the back of his mind he's still taking stock of the situation, analyzing the crew and their behavior and their skills.
SO LIKE??? WHAT DOES ED THINK OF FRENCHIE. WHAT'S HIS OPINION OF FRENCHIE. WHY DID HE KEEP FRENCHIE. oughughug i wish we'd gotten more interactions of the two between episode 5 and 10 bc episode 5 mustve changed a LOT of ed's opinion of frenchie!!!! fuuuuuck im SO interested to see where they go with these two in the next season. there's literally so much potential there i hope we get a lot of the two of them
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thenewblackcanvas · 2 years
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don’t hang up
18+ • drabble • yunho
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“maybe next time you can try tinder!”
your friend enthusiastically offered after your recent failure to get- in your more than frustrated terms- at least one good fucking orgasm. lately, the task of cumming was all miss and little hit. the few people youve brought yourself to have fun with were much more talk than anything else. more disappointingly, even you couldn’t bring yourself adequate orgasm. there was an end but no spark. no big edge no toes curling no flush over your body. nothing but slightly less tense.
“have you even used the toy you got?”
you cringed. “god no. it just got here this today and after last night’s attempt at another round this morning i couldn't bring myself to even take my panties off after i got dressed this morning. what’s the point?”
“cmon don’t say that! you have to try something new maybe. don’t count the toy out just yet, your hands either. you might be too tense to even-”
“baby?”
“yuyu?”
her boyfriend, yunho, must’ve just gotten there. you hear them greet each other, a bitter scowl on your face. not just because of your current situation but because Yunho was so attractive it made you blush. he used to come into your job, sending you looks. he’d have a knowing smile on his lips at the color of your cheeks. he would converse with you briefly but nothing big. you hoped he would ask you out but one day he came in with your friend in tow instead to drop her off. you tried not to look at him too much after that.
“hello? hey, you still there?”
“yeah sorry i was thinking.”
“i was- gonna say- stop it, yuyu- that i need to go.” you could hear him kiss her between her words. 
“ok bye.” you hear him say as you pull the phone away from your ear to sigh. 
for a moment you closed your eyes until you heard something. you looked around for a source before looking back down to your phone. holding it up, the call was still counting the seconds. he mustve thrown the phone before she could disconnect. 
as you stared in shock, a loud moan came through the phone. you paused for a brief moment before curiosity had you putting it back up to your ear. she let out a needy mewl and you could hear him chuckle. “do you need help with something? you're making my palm wet and i just got here.” 
the image of Yunho on top of her with his big hand shoved between her thighs sent a shock between your own. you shouldn’t be listening but rather than ending the call you muted yourself.
“mhm. I-I was talking to ______ about her sex life. it w-was starting to make me think of you.”
“you were talking to ______?”
you couldn’t control how wet you got hearing him say your name nor help the small joy you felt at how interested he seemed that she was speaking to you. 
she must’ve nodded.
“what was she saying?” she made a confused noise at his question before she screamed out. the moan on the end was enough to have you leaning back. “you heard me.”
“she- she uh…”
“come on baby, get it out and you can have my fingers.” you licked your lips. fuck you wanted his fingers.
“she was asking for advice because she hasn’t been able to cum. not with anyone recently.”
your face burned with mild embarrassment at him knowing but it couldn’t stop the way you began massaging your breasts. the image of him plus the sound of his deep voice was too good.
but you need to hang up.
•yunho•
“what did you tell her?” I asked, trying to keep her satisfied enough to tell me. 
“I told her to try the dildo I convinced her to buy.” I rubbed her clit, coaxing the answers out. “I told her to try tinder too- AHH!”
I pinched her clit roughly without thinking before soothing it with my tongue. she gasped softly. “look at you, trying to find her a cock like mine? hmm?” I pulled the hood of her clit back with my thumb to suck it gently again. I hummed and i could feel her shiver.
“I w-wanted her to feel good like you make me feel.”
I chuckled. ‘me too.’ I slipped two fingers into her heat, knowing she could take the stretch. I slid my fingers slowly, I didn’t want to tease too much but it was too fun not to. “I make you feel good huh?” with a wicked grin I curl my fingers right against her spot.
•you•
she gasps out a scream. 
“Fuck” you whisper to yourself. Your thighs are rubbing together trying to find some kind of friction between your legs but its not doing much. You finally shed your pants. The softness of your sheets under you relax you some more as you continue to feel yourself up under the sounds of Yunho’s minstrations. He must be teasing the poor girl as the pattern of moaning then begging before you hear yunho’s wicked chuckle resets. The lewd sounds of his fingers in her pussy are making you want to venture into your panties. Its no use in fighting it when you hear him say “Hands and knees, baby.”
Your hand slips under the waistband before you can even form a thought.
The sounds start back up making you blush all over at the sound of his hips meeting her own so roughly. It doesn’t take long before shes completely gone.
•yunho•
His thrusts are a little harder than normal. He can’t figure out why he feels the need to do so but as hes bent over her, hands on each side of her face thats pressed into the pillow, he can’t help but think the drag of his cock against these tight walls would feel so much better if it was yours.
You.
“F~uck” his girlfriend cries out under him. He hadn’t noticed the rougher thrusts as his thoughts turned to you. He smirks, repeating the action to make her yell out again. Her hand shoots out to grip the other pillow by the top of the bed. He looks up to see her holding on for dear life but double takes almost comically as he hips falter. Is her screen still on? Holy fuck is the call still connected? …With you?
“Yunho?” he realizes hes stopped moving and slowly starts to do so again.
He reaches up to grab the phone before a familiar knowing smile spreads onto his face. Only shallow thrusts as he looks at the screen, definitely still connected to you. He sits up and picks up the pace to punishing. While your friend is already being fucked stupid, not aware of anything anymore except his cock, he puts the phone up to his ear.
“Naughty slut listening to her friend get fucked.” Voice barely above a whisper. Out of breath and taunting.
You freeze as if his eyes are on you. You don’t unmute it.
“It’s ok, I know you’re busy touching yourself. Rubbing that wet cunt to get off on the sounds this wet pussy makes while I fuck her stupid.” He slaps her ass to make her cry out, a punctuation on his statement. “It’s ok, naughty girls can listen.”
He holds the phone closer to where their bodies connect as he speeds up again. You stroke your walls faster at the sounds of his balls slapping against her skin. He brings the phone closer to your friend next before yanking her hair back with his free hand. He props his leg up, hitting deeper than before making her cry out again. 
He brings the phone back up, panting into the receiver. He lets himself pant and groan into it for a moment before speaking again. “Be a good girl and take it off mute.”
You hesitate. The hand in your panties halting.
“Please” he asks, a hint of a desperation in his tone. “I need to hear you.”
You do so as your fingers move again, speeding up before adding your other hand to your clit. The moment he hears your breathy moans he throws his head back with a smile. “Haha fuck, Tiny. You sound so good.” You clench around your own fingers knowing he’s talking to you. It encourages you to be more vocal. You start to reach for the toy you bought but almost as if he senses it he says. “I don’t want another cock in you. Fake or otherwise, got it?” you and your friend whimper ‘yes’s in unison. “If youre so desperate use your hands or nothing.” He releases the hold on her hair. You both go to furiously rub at your clit for some more help. Her face is buried in the pillow blabbering incoherrently about taking as much as he’ll give her as she works over her clit. He continues to pound into her from behind. Your hips are coming off the bed as you try to keep the intensity of the building climax. The shocks you can feel with each brush against the right spot make you more than desperate. You want the real release you’ve been craving. Hes so sweaty he can barely hang on to the phone. When you start sinnfully yet desperately begging into the air It slips momentarily but he catches it quickly bringing it back to his ear. He doesnt want to miss any of the sounds youre making despite the girl under him.
He can read the sound of your voice well somehow, almost as if you are in tune with your friend. Her pussy a stand in for yours as he can feel her cunt clenching at the brink of release any moment. He's not sure how but when he knows your on the edge he rasps “cum.”
Both girls scream out in release. His girlfriend bringing the pillow she was grasping down almost to cover her face, burying the scream of pleasure inside it. Her body tenses but Yunho takes her through her high, reeling on the high pitched screams he hears through the phone and the vulgar squelching coming through as well.
His movements become a little more erratic as he is almost there with them. She weakly tries to squirm away when its becoming too much but he grips her hip tight.
“Beg for it” he whispers to you but she mustve heard because he hears her shaky voice say ‘please give it to me’ he grips a little harder but it isn’t until he hears one word from the other end of the line that he is able to reach his breaking point.
“Please.”
Its small and weak but he can hear the pleading in your tone.
He pulls out as quickly as he possibly can, barely making it to cum on her back, getting her cunt and her ass a little from the urgency. He laughs to himself as he sees his girlfriend slumped on the bed with the pillow still covering most of her face. In her haze, your friend is trying to catch her breath with her eyes closed. He puts the phone up to his face again after a breath “You did so good, Baby.” He says as he strokes her side but you know he is speaking to you. When you dont answer he says, “Tiny?”
“Th-Thank you, Yunho.”
He laughs under his breath. “Anytime, Tiny.” You can practically see the smile on his face.
After actually hanging up, you stare at the ceiling. You should get cleaned up but you’re still trying to process what the fuck just happened.
♡ pt 2 ♡
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INFERRING from sisko immediately kissing mirror kira that regular kira told him about that while debriefing abt her & julian's trip to mirror terok nor. mustve been an interesting conversation lol
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rii-ski · 1 year
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help me find my bro from omegle
I was talking to some1 on omegle and it was very goated like real talk but they disconnected and i def want to interogate them again lmfao so help me find them plz "Bro why you interrogating me" "Damn" "frfr" and "70 year old man living in a shed in ohio" can summon them lol
Stranger: Damn
You: hello !
You: huhh
Stranger: Hey
You: what happened lmao
Stranger: wdym "huhh"?
You: wdym "damn"?
Stranger: What?
You: 💀
Stranger: wdym
Stranger: ?
You: nevermind ight
You: start over ig
You: hello
Stranger: Damn
You: "damn"
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Why quote
Stranger: say it back
You: Damn
Stranger: be polite
Stranger: ty
You: ight sorry mate
You: lmao
Stranger: I'm good, how are you?
You: lmao im alright
Stranger: On here for a reason or just bored?
You: just bored
You: you?
Stranger: Drunk waiting for friends to get online
You: No wonder
You: I could expect so
Stranger: What's that supposed to mean??
You: "Damn"
You: Sorry sorry
Stranger: Maybe I lied about being drunk ever think of that
Stranger: People can lie on the internet
You: Woah
You: Thank you for telling me that information
You: Maybe u arent drunk
You: maybe ur a 70 year old man living in a shed in the middle of ohio
Stranger: I never said I wasn't
You: God
Stranger: Yeah?
You: yeah
You: This is the most interesting convo id had 💀
Stranger: No way
Stranger: as if M isn't captivating
Stranger: "M"
You: REAL
You: M is such a great conversation startger
You: starter**
You: "M" "age?" "you got snap?"
Stranger: I wonder if those people fall for the bots at all
You: I bet you some do
Stranger: Guess they wouldn't bother making bots if it doesn't work
Stranger: RIP horny bastards
You: Yes frfr
Stranger: Are you the frfr person I said "dick" to earlier? If so it was an accident I meant "sick" and I panicked and skipped
You: No I did not recieve a message of someone who said "Dick" instead of "sick"
You: that person mustve been so confused 💀
Stranger: My copy paste was "just tryna chat, nthn weird"
Stranger: Then they said "frfr"
Stranger: and I said "dick"
Stranger: sucked so bad
Stranger: RIP them
You: LMAO
You: Thats funny ngl
Stranger: so anyway you a 70 y/o man in Ohi?
Stranger: Ohio?
You: No
You: im 69 years old man livin in ohio
Stranger: Based
You: God
Stranger: I'm only half a planet away if you wanna meet up?
Stranger: lemme calc
You: Yes imma hop over
Stranger: ooooh it's just a little under 10000 miles
Stranger: Saucy
You: woah
You: super saucy
Stranger: You actually American or can I convert to non-freedom units?
You: I am not american I have no idea what is miles
You: I am asian
Stranger: 16,000 km
You: thank you for that
You: I was confused and just said "super saucy" cuz u said "saucy" 💀
Stranger: That's the appropriate response
You: Yes
You: no other response can be used
Stranger: You a native english speaker?
You: Yes I am
Stranger: I've met people who aren't and can speak better than I can, sucks so bad
You: Are you?
You: Litterally same
Stranger: Yeah I'm Australian white af
You: Alright
Stranger: It's Trauma
You: White ppl trauma
Stranger: What's that supposed to mean Hmm?
You: Nothing
You: Im innocent I swear
Stranger: You probably don't live in Asia then yeah?
You go there at all?
You: LMFAO
You: Got to say that made me laugh a bit
Stranger: Damn
You: "Damn"
You: The silence is so loud
You: What
Stranger: It's hard to qu estion
Stranger: and think
You: Yes real
You: I have nothing to say
Stranger: Yes real
You: Real
Stranger: Agree real
You: Frfr
Stranger: Dick
You: LMFAO
You: i giggled
You: I giggled hard
You: i laughed
You: i bawled
Stranger: didn't mean to make you cry soz
Stranger: I'm innocent I swear
You: u made me cry
You: now I have white people trauma/j/j
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn indeed
Stranger: wyd in free time?
You: Sleep
You: You?
Stranger: real
You: Real
Stranger: YouTube and work
Stranger: and sleep
You: Wow
You: Youtuber arc
Stranger: U watch?
You: sleep>>
Stranger: No way you said "arc" without YT or Anime
You: Yes real
You: I obv watch YT and anime
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn
You: indeed
Stranger: ""Damn""
You: GOD
Stranger: I predicted and you didn't do it
Stranger: Dissapointed
Stranger: fk mispelled
You: You failed
Stranger: Who you watch on YT?
You: Anyone captivating
Stranger: fancy
You: Ikr
You: you?
Stranger: Like reccomended surfing?
Stranger: reccomended surfing
You: yes
You: real
Stranger: any genres
Stranger: I like lawn mowing
Stranger: you seen any of that?
You: top tier content
You: is lawn mowing
Stranger: What's that supposed to mean>
Stranger: ?
You: Bro why are you interrogating me
You: i said lawn mowing is top tier content
Stranger: I don't believed you've seen it
You: Maybe I have, ever thought of that?
Stranger: gets 10M views but I'm the only one
You: rewatches 10M times
You: I helped out a bit
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: good friend
You: Ikr
You: I am best
You: I am top tier
Stranger: Bro why are you interrogating me
Stranger: sry
Stranger: " Bro why are you interrogating me"
You: Hey
You: Dont do that
Stranger: hEY
Stranger: wyd?
You: Bro
Stranger: I aint yo bro
You: alright
You: good to know
You: I am
Stranger: Wait you watch Anime?
You: watching lawn mowing videos
Stranger: which one?
You: yes i watch anime
You: anything captivating
Stranger: fancy
Stranger: saucy even
You: Yes
You: goated content
Stranger: is there goat anime?
Stranger: I havent watche din a few years
You: theres some
You: its hard to find
Stranger: only thing I've heard about is Chainsaw Man
You: yes real
You: its okay
You: its saucy
You: but not goat
Stranger: Damn
Stranger: I was hearing goat talk
You: "Damn"
You: it may be my opinion
You: but yeah Chainsaw man is Saucy x2
Stranger: Ur goat is probablt something shitty then right
You: probably
Stranger: 'Like cowboy bepod
You: yes
You: LMFAO
Stranger: Or full Mental Alchemist
You: No i dont go there
You: im not that genre
Stranger: "Anime" genre?
You: ...
Stranger: So you dont watch
You: I mean
You: I am not in THAT side of the genre
Stranger: Probably just reviewing Chainsaw Man from the YT trailer
Stranger: smh
You: No bro
You: I have watched all and waiting for more
You: I bet you havent even watched a single clip of it
You: smh.
Stranger: """""Damn"""""
You: STOP
You: I scrolled to the top this is the longest omegle talk I've had
You: real talk ig
Stranger: what ig mean i feel old
Stranger: 'specially since you 69
You: yeah
You: real
You: u are 80 arent you?
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn indeed
Stranger: frfr
You: dick
Stranger: fucked up individual
Stranger: Wanna hear something funny?
You: yes
You: let me hear it
Stranger: My copy paste used to be "Not Horny" but I got IP banned
Stranger: fml
You: God
Stranger: Now it's " Bro why are you interrogating me"
You: Yes real
You: I love that
Stranger: Whatchu thinkin?
You: nothing
You: what are YOU thinking hm?
Stranger: Last time I had a convo this long we it was a hot girl who lived close to me and we talked on Snap for a day then never again
You: Damn bro
Stranger: But i'm getting "bro" energy from you
Stranger: Yeah see
You: Oh yes
You: I am definetly the bro energy
Stranger: You workout?
You: Okay next question
Stranger: Damn
You: Damn indeed
Stranger: I'm tryna start but it suckssss
You: Yes real
Stranger: But I wanna be ripped
You: I worked out for a week then never again
Stranger: " Bro why are you interrogating me"
You: Wow.
Stranger: u
Stranger: literally
You: litterally
You: Damn.
Stranger: Anyway I'm out l8r
You: Bro
Stranger: ?
You: we did not have this much talk for you to say I'm out l8r
Stranger: false
Stranger: people lie on the internet stop lying
You: God
Stranger: like I said only hot grills get the snap sonny
Stranger: RIP
You: Gosh
You: I failed
Stranger: dont be sorry
Stranger: be better
You: I am better
Stranger: be hotter and be grillr
You: give me another social then
You: i am not a hot grill
You: i dont bbq things
Stranger: So you're
- not a hot grill
and
- not a man
Stranger: bbq is life
Stranger: no offense
You: bbq is life yes
You: ur correct
You: i am an emo kid now give me a social now
You: i have litterally no one to talk to
Stranger: well if you're a kid it's frfr not happening soz
You: okay I am an emo man
Stranger: find a youtube you like and join their discord
You: bro
You: okay
You: Anyway I'm out l8r
Stranger: real
You: real talk
Stranger: hope u find peeps, much love <3
Stranger has disconnected.
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Guys omg about my tinder adventures. God its 2.40am (happy new year!)
So theres a second guy that i matched with that made me giggle like a little girl?? Im rlly gullible so what made me swipe right was the fact that he wrote that he went to harvard. I was like OooO an intellect?? turned out to be uhhh.... lie? The conversation was pretty okay, we were just getting to know eachother then he turned out to be a pervert?? Like he really did let loose💀 Well tbh its not his fault. We are both on tinder are we not?😂
Initially i was totally terrified with the idea of swiping but i did it anyway bc i thought maybe i should stop thinking (bc this brain doesnt ever shut up) and just go with it. So over time, i got some matches! It didnt make me super giddy like the first time, now i just raise my eyebrows with skepticism. And like what is the frame of how long youre supposed to text after youre told you both match? Whats the rule? When is it too late?
God i wouldnt even believe the ones that are really really good looking matched as well? With me??? An average looking person? Unreal. Anyway but of course, they too, turned out to be, fckboys (sorry). But what did i expect? And so the conversations never did continue bc they were looking for physical intimacy but i didnt have that.
So bla bla bla, there was this guy i matched with 3 days ago... i never texted this person first (bc well duh?? I suck at texting first 🚩). And surprise! He texted first. Hes two years younger, i wouldnt bc the age gap?? But lmao its “just” two years right? Anyway his bio said just friends so does mine! So just friends okay? We got to talking just now and hes honestly (compared to the other guys ive texted) really fun to chat with. And girls,,,, hes a scorpio (should i be concerned or fuck pseudoscience?) but who am i to say when i am also a scorpio🤣🤣🤣💀 he took law in the uk, and well hes just sweet so far. And have i lacked attention?? Am i deprived of it?? Bc he just called me cute and he said alot of people mustve taken interest in me (actually: no) but like its been stuck in my head its been over an hour cant i just be cool for once
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masonsystem · 7 months
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rambling abt the mekatrio's domestic life w the tateyamas hehe
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so curious abt the mekatrio's home life bc im obsessed with them, in the novels particularly bc thats the only media that outright states they didnt enroll into school normally.. like theres sooo much im curious abt like firstly in the current plot we see a kido whose able to converse with strangers and new people, but three years ago during the headphone actor arc she still had anxiety around people, and kano had to help her at the game booth. but at this point shes no longer shy around her foster family, being capable of comforting kano after ayaka's death and communicating with seto the reason she dislikes keigo. and kano states that she had a better grip with her powers at this point, but yet she still accidentally activated it in novel 2, and was too shy to introduce herself to haruka. so at what point did she become more confident, becoming the cool person we see who recruits momo... (and also how this kinda implies that the strong kido of the current day was formed to support mary?!? and the fucking rin and tsubomi / kido and mary parallel... ohh im gonna be sick let me put this thought to the side for now.)
the same can be said for seto as well, like its sooooo interesting to me that in novel 6, its seto out of the three of them who greets haruka. seto who was initially the most timid of the three.. like yeah he ran into him by accident, but he was the only one who actually held a conversation with him... and also how hes already met mary at this point, which was said to greatly help him have more control over his powers, but yet he still accidentally activated his powers on haruka.. but also his convo w haruka is like a glimpse to the friendly lovely seto of the current day plot, and the fact that he had a friendly exchange with haruka in spite of knowing he doesnt have full control over his powers like owhhh... like its so interesting to see a seto whose in-between the crybaby phase of his life and the reliable teenager of the present day.
and kanoooo. like kano's the only one out of the three of them who wouldnt have accidentally activated his powers around haruka and yet he never greeted him, at least not as himself. thats soooo curious to me like was it out of shyness too or just, not knowing the social norm to greet people staying over, or maybe he doesnt care for haruka, or is it so seto and kido dont feel left out? or is he as bad with strangers as seto and kido are? but yet he was to one who did most of talking when kano and kido played at the headphone actor booth.. was it just a front he put up for kido's sake? (probablyy)
its so interesting to me cuz like i really wonder whats the mekatrio's threshold with being comfortable with strangers... cuz kenjirou states that all Three of them rarely ever make themselves known to strangers in general, and thats a given for seto and kido with how they lack control over their powers, but i wonder whats the reason kano hides himself as well. especially with his pov in novel 5 showcasing that he greatly understands the importance of people hving a good perception of you.... like he was almost freakishly obsessed with how other people perceived him:
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like does he just outright not want to be perceived by those who arent his family, and the tateyamas allow him to indulge in that? so so curious to me.. (and also if its bc hes as bad with strangers as setokido are, then imagine just how much more distressing masquerading as ayano at school mustve been for him.... 🥲)
and like haruka stayed over for a whole week and only met ayano and seto.. so like what were the mekatrio doing while he was around? yes haruka was at school for the most parts, but he also makes this assumption that the mekatrio were off at school too:
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and so its like.. are the mekatrio homeschooled? do they go somewhere for private tutoring? how often do seto and kido leave the house... are they able to with their powers? where were they while haruka was staying with them??? (I WANNA KNOW.....)
its sooo so interesting to see how different and similar the younger mekatrio are to their current day selves... graaahhhh. like kido's cool and reliable nature is only shown to her family when shes young, and seto is slowly but surely becoming more sociable with other people, kano was possibly shy and reclusive when he was younger.. and how before the abuse from saeru, his powers were used for pranks and the like instead of like, psychologically torturing shintaro.. and how all three of them opened up more to strangers after mary comes into their life MARY..... but mary is another post. another post to go insane on. MEKATRIO I LOVE YOU 💜💚🖤
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myownprivatcidaho · 2 years
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hmmmm. maybe. hm. like im wanting to put it all on myself like i wasnt transparent enough but. like man i Was trying to my own credit nd like. man he wasnt paying attention was he
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yo yo yo what is all this c!ranboo slander im hearing !?
yall were begging for an argument between beeduo and now it happened youre saying ranboos selfish or tubbo doesnt give a shit about ranboo the whole time
no ranboo doesnt think its all about him. he barely thinks he deserves his family as it is man. hes upset for more than one reason
first of all, tubbo gave away the cookie outpost to las nevadas or quackity. ranboo doesnt see that as tubbo giving away his build thats technically his but not really. he instead sees it (kinda rightfully so) as tubbo not considering the cookie outpost as something they did together and defended and immediately giving it away without even telling ranboo
ranboo also heard from tubbo that hes happier than ever now that hes working for quackity. it makes sense that he would infer that tubbo was saying in a way that ranboo and michael didnt make him truly happy and he wasnt satisfied until he joined to opposing side to ranboo and wilbur
also keep in mind that hearing your husband say "i have nothing to fight for" the other day mustve been pretty rough
ranboo isnt selfish for being upset to hear this stuff from tubbo, he doesnt think its all about him (and that is some gross ass shit to say about someone in general didnt dream say that kinda stuff in exile? whatever) hes sad because he feels like hes not enough for tubbo and was fucking crying and anxious and not making eye contact?? yes he definitely wants to have that conversation and be attention-seeking and make it about him
also its straight up not selfish to feel like someone is losing interest in you, thats something no one can control, and c!ranboo is too anxious and hates confrontation too much to actually tell tubbo how bad he feels
also tubbo loves ranboo, theres a million clips of wholesome beeduo dsmp moments go find some, that wont change because of some gay Iron Chef: America rivalry
he says so to tommy when tommy first finishes the mansion, he agrees when tommy asked if ranboo made him happy
(tbh with tubbo always responding to other peoples questions and not being forward on his own, it is understandable the type of doubts ranboo has)
ranboo is expressive on the outside and bundles everything up and never tells people how he truly feels, tubbo is not expressive on the outside and bundles everything up and never tells people how he truly feels
honestly, due to their natures, this specific type of conflict was probably going to happen all along, and i have no idea if itll be resolved or just glossed over- we'll have to wait and see
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"we're exes and we meet again" maybe?
Oooooooooh interesting!!! I decided to do a Genya Safin x David Kostyk one because I haven’t done that yet for some reason
Also college AU yes please.
Genya Safin knows what she wants
And what she wants is to get through her studies
Become a plastic surgeon
Support her friends
Maybe get a cat
What she doesn’t want is to meet her high school ex at a party
She doesn’t want to talk with him for hours
She doesn’t want to relive the hurt
But the universe never does care for what we want does it
“C’mon Nazyalensky it will be fun!” Nikolai was trying to convince Zoya to come to the party he was throwing in his dorm
Nikolai was throwing a party to celebrate the start of there third year at Stanford
“Nikolai there is a lot of studying we should be doing instead of drinking our cares away” Zoya shot back
“Genya, love, please knock some sense into Zoya?”
“It could be fun, plus the school year started two weeks ago. No profesor is going to assign a big test anytime soon” Genya said
“You have never met Proffesor Baghra” Zoya said Speeding up
They were all walking to the dormitories together
Zoya was studying law. She wants to be a lawyer
“Are you really gonna let some old hag with a stick up her ass ruin your fun?” Genya retorted stopping in front of them
After a long pause zoya finnally relents and says “Fine. I’ll go, but for you, that way your not stuck with Alina and Mals drama”
Ever since Alina started screwing the professor with the the dreamy dark eyes and looked far to good to ever be a professor, mal had been insufferable
Flashing his million dollar smile Nikolai turned towards Zoya “I knew you would see sense”
“Now leave my sight before I change my mind” Nikolai sped off towards his dorm no doubt to finish preparations for tonight
Genya typically enjoyed parties
Cool people, cool music, cool boys
The list went on
Reapplying her deep red lipstick Genya turned towards her roommate Alina
Alina Starkov was a foster kid bouncing around homes in a small town, Keramzin.
She and her friend Mal felt so out of place in California
Genya helped her a lot in the first year and after some drama in there second year friendship was finally back on track
“Okay how do I look?” Genya asked giving a little spin
She chose a short red dress with a black leather jacket and thigh high black boots
“You look Perfect” Alina complimented finishing up on her own eyeliner
“Of course I do”
Alina laughed that fluttery sound that had become far to rare these days
“Listen Alina, I’m worried about you”
Alina took a pause before answering “I’m fine Genya”
“Alina you’re sleeping with your professor”
“So what!” Alina snapped “We’re both adults! Besides I don’t want to talk about this tonight, let’s just go to the party”
Genya let out a sigh
Sometimes Alina could be the most stubborn woman on earth
“Fine”
Loud music was blaring through the speakers Nikolai borrowed from Mal
Genya was socializing with some of her friends
While Genya did like parties the constant people was always a little stressful for her
So after giving some dating advice Genya went to go grab some beer
Pouring it Genya reflected
She was doing well in her classes, most of her friends were okay, she personally didn’t have a cat but across the hall from her is some dude Harshaw who did
one thing was missing
Him
Journals and glasses and caramel candies
Genya had been in love once in her life
And it’s seemed once was all she would ever get
“Oh sorry!” Genya exclaimed accidently spilling beer on someone
Looking up she lost her breath
There he was
All brown hair and wide eyes and sunkissed skin
And all the memories came crashing back
Geny first fell in love with him in the sixth grade
Well not love really
More like awe.
Back then he was really into legos
He built this giant airplane that Genya thought was so cool
But they first talked in seventh grade
They were partners in a group project
David hadn’t been very interested in Genya then
But Genya even then loved the way his brain worked
But she never said anything
In there sophomore year of high school after years of being friends Genya finally got the courage and told him her feelings
David was so suprised then he had to leave the room and come back two minutes later to say he reciprocated her feelings
They started dating and were inseparable
Whenever David had been pulling an all nighter on some new idea she would go over to his house and bring him some Carmel candies
Whenever she raved on about this new surgery technique he would listen and give her that soft beautiful smile he rarely showed anyone
But there happiness came crashing down in senior year
David was going to go to MIT all the way in Massachusetts while Genya wanted to go to Stanford in California since she was a kid
At first they were going to do long distance
But it didn’t work out
They both got busy
And didn’t talk
And Genya hated having a boyfriend who was never there
There was never some big fight
Never some big cheating scandal
One day Genya posted a picture of her on a date with the cute classmate who winked at her and that was that
They never saw each other again
But that might change tonight where she met those impossible chocolate eyes again
“What are you doing here?” Genya said after her shock
“Genya, I…. I live here” David said stuttering
Clearly he was just as suprised as she was
“Hey Genya you meet my new roommate David!” Suddenly Nikolai appeared “He just transferred from MIT”
Transferred
He transferred
David Kostyk transferred to Stanford
The one who got away was standing right in front of her
“Do you two know each other?” Nikolai asked sensing the tension
Ignoring him, Genya said “would you like to talk outside?”
After knowing David for years Genya knew she should probably initiate conversation
David gave a slow nod ignoring his roommate’s bewildered face
Walking outside they turned to each other again
He had gotten cuter if that was even possible
“So…. You transferred?” Genya attempted to start talking
“MIT was great, but it felt kinda isolating. So when Nikolai suggested transferring… I took him up on the offer”
Oh
Oh
That made sense
David always had a hard time making friends
In high school Genya practically had to force him into her friend group
It mustve be hard all alone
Genya was the opposite
Although all through elementary school she was ruthlessly bullied and sophomore year of college was complicated, she had always been able to make friends
“Well I’m glad your here now” Genya said looking away to hide her blush
“I think I’m glad to”
David and Genya talked the whole night
About there studies and friends
Genya couldn’t way to introduce him to Alina
They had a lot in commmon
Things between the two weren’t perfect
But then again in matters of the heart it never was
Genya wasn’t sure of what she wanted
But if she had a Carmel loving genius by her side she might be able to be okay with that
Omg it’s finally done. This has to be one of the most difficult things I’ve written. I didn’t enjoy it at all but I’m really glad I went through with it. Thank you @ninamorozova and @confused-as-all-hell for encouraging me to complete this.
Thank you @wafflesandschemingfaces for the prompt
If yall really like this I might make a part two with David’s perspective
Please reblog. Likes are nice but te logs actually help
My ask box is open and I take any Grishaverse requests
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Let Him Talk
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Mostly a way for me to project my feelings of how much I hate when the BAU team dismisses our boy Spence every time he starts to ramble.
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Spencer Reid rambled. A lot. It didn't take long after joining the BAU for you to figure this little fact out.
The first time you witnessed this, was when Emily had asked him what he was doing for Halloween. Her question was followed by a long and detailed history of the fellow Doctors favorite holiday. His answer was followed by an eye roll from her.
After that, you and all your colleagues were seated on the jet. This was around the time when JJ was on her maternity leave, and Agent Seaver was conversing with Spencer. You heard her mumble a quick 'Sorry I asked'.
You knew the team never meant any harm by their dismissals, but you also knew it must sting Spencer. After all, you knew first hand what it was like to have your feelings swept under the rug. Slowly, you had started to indicate to Spence you were listening to his rambles. A small nod, a tiny smile.
Now, you and the team were all brainstorming ideas in the local Chicago police department. 4 female bodies in the past month. All of the women were bartenders from the same club. All seemingly poisoned.
You inhaled a sharp breath and pinched the bridge of your nose.
"I think I got it!" Dr. Reid came bursting into the room, grabbing everyone's attention.
Slowly all of the team members followed him back to the room he was working on. Papers and books were scattered all over the floor. (After all, he always said he worked best on the ground.)
His hands got into the weird crab position before the words even left his lips. "The most common date rape drugs- also called club drugs- are flunitrazepam, gamma hydroxybutyric acid, and ketamine. These drugs may come as pills, liquids, or powders. The very few witnesses we do have, all said the same thing. Our vic's were all employees, and as the night went on, they all started to speak with slurred speech, and had a clouded look glaze their eyes. Now, we already now that those are symptoms, or rather, side effects of these 'date rape drugs'," he uses his fingers to air quote, "but-," his explanation continues, when Hotch shoots me a look with raised eyebrows.
The team knew you were all-ears when it came to the Doctors rambles, but even you could see that you were all short on time.
"Spence," you cut him short. You walked closer to him, holding strong eye contact, "The point." He furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. "What is it that you figured out?" You clearified.
"Oh," he blinked, "um- right. The girls mustve been roofied with the standard Rohypnol. Obviously, they wouldn't be allowed to drink on the job. But, they were bartenders, and they would need to drink something. Assuming they have their own water bottles, that's our best bet."
As soon as the Boy Genius stopped speaking, the team quickly rustled out of their seats. Hotch barked orders for Morgan and Rossi to follow him to the workplace of the victims, while Emily and JJ were told to go to the coronors office. You and Spence were instructed to head over to the evidence lockers and look for the girls water bottles.
You jumped to your feet, and before you turned away from Spencer, you quickly stepped closer to him. "Sorry, for cutting you off earlier." You apologized softly.
He shrugged with a half smile, "I'm used to it." He adjusted his satchels strap on his shoulder.
You playfully nudged him with your elbow, smiling, "You can finish your ramble on the plane." His eyes seemingly softened, "Promise." You jokingly blew him an air kiss.
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He was right. As he always was.
The owner of the bar was drugging the girls water bottles. Not a big enough dose to affect them right away, but enough so that it took them out slowly throughout the day. After their shifts ended, he would play Knight-in-Shining-Armor, and offer them a 'ride home'.
Luckily, Morgan had got a confession out of the bastard before they even got him back to the Police Station. Turns out, he was a bigger wuss than you all thought.
Wrapping up the case was followed by all of team piling back into the tiny jet which brough you guys to Illinois. Emily and Rossi were laughing over a silly game of chess. Hotch was on the phone with Jack, same as how JJ was on FaceTime call with her boys.
You were wrapped up reading a book, seated next to Spence.
He had an eidetic memory. You, however, did not. So, you seemingly forgot about something that was bugging him. Frankly, you barely noticed how the fellow Doctor kept peeping over to you with shy eyes.
He cleared his throat, softly calling you by your nickname, then quickly apologizing for interrupting your reading.
You look over to him, putting an index finger where your reading had paused, "It's alright," you smiled nodding him to go on with his question.
"It's just," he scratched the back of his neck, "you had said that you were interested in listening to the rest of what I had to say about the drugs earlier," he spoke quickly and unsurly, "and if you really were up for it," he seemed to trail himself off.
Your brain clicked at the previous 'promise' you had given him, "Yes! Spence, you gotta remind me, I forgot." You laughed, pulling your legs up onto the seat, and turning your body towards him, "Educate me." You closed the book you were reading, and stuffed it into the back of the seat in front of you.
"Okay," Reid seemed unsure for a split second. All of his confidence slowly found place in his words, as he saw that you were truly interested in his facts. How your eyes lit up at his sentences, and how you would follow his hands actions.
You were fascinated by the man before you.
Why wouldn't you be. Can you imagine having a friend who knows so much? How would you not be endlessly fascinated and enamored? He’s so cute and brave and brilliant and these people do not give him the respect and credit he deserves.
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The last italic part ⬆️ is literally a copy and paste from an OG post of @x-maegana-x
Their post is what honestly really inspired me to write this piece. So hey. Huge credit to them 👌🏻
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thenewblackcanvas · 1 year
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I posted 307 times in 2022
That's 307 more posts than 2021!
131 posts created (43%)
176 posts reblogged (57%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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I tagged 251 of my posts in 2022
Only 18% of my posts had no tags
#yunho smut - 28 posts
#ateez smut - 28 posts
#skz - 18 posts
#bts fanfic - 16 posts
#ateez fanfic - 15 posts
#stray kids - 14 posts
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#this is what i’ve always meant by i love feedback and send me an ask. it was my biggest sadness on my last account :(
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
don’t hang up
18+ • drabble • yunho
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“maybe next time you can try tinder!”
your friend enthusiastically offered after your recent failure to get- in your more than frustrated terms- at least one good fucking orgasm. lately, the task of cumming was all miss and little hit. the few people youve brought yourself to have fun with were much more talk than anything else. more disappointingly, even you couldn’t bring yourself adequate orgasm. there was an end but no spark. no big edge no toes curling no flush over your body. nothing but slightly less tense.
“have you even used the toy you got?”
you cringed. “god no. it just got here this today and after last night’s attempt at another round this morning i couldn't bring myself to even take my panties off after i got dressed this morning. what’s the point?”
“cmon don’t say that! you have to try something new maybe. don’t count the toy out just yet, your hands either. you might be too tense to even-”
“baby?”
“yuyu?”
her boyfriend, yunho, must’ve just gotten there. you hear them greet each other, a bitter scowl on your face. not just because of your current situation but because Yunho was so attractive it made you blush. he used to come into your job, sending you looks. he’d have a knowing smile on his lips at the color of your cheeks. he would converse with you briefly but nothing big. you hoped he would ask you out but one day he came in with your friend in tow instead to drop her off. you tried not to look at him too much after that.
“hello? hey, you still there?”
“yeah sorry i was thinking.”
“i was- gonna say- stop it, yuyu- that i need to go.” you could hear him kiss her between her words. 
“ok bye.” you hear him say as you pull the phone away from your ear to sigh. 
for a moment you closed your eyes until you heard something. you looked around for a source before looking back down to your phone. holding it up, the call was still counting the seconds. he mustve thrown the phone before she could disconnect. 
as you stared in shock, a loud moan came through the phone. you paused for a brief moment before curiosity had you putting it back up to your ear. she let out a needy mewl and you could hear him chuckle. “do you need help with something? you're making my palm wet and i just got here.” 
the image of Yunho on top of her with his big hand shoved between her thighs sent a shock between your own. you shouldn’t be listening but rather than ending the call you muted yourself.
“mhm. I-I was talking to ______ about her sex life. it w-was starting to make me think of you.”
“you were talking to ______?”
you couldn’t control how wet you got hearing him say your name nor help the small joy you felt at how interested he seemed that she was speaking to you. 
she must’ve nodded.
“what was she saying?” she made a confused noise at his question before she screamed out. the moan on the end was enough to have you leaning back. “you heard me.”
“she- she uh…”
“come on baby, get it out and you can have my fingers.” you licked your lips. fuck you wanted his fingers.
“she was asking for advice because she hasn’t been able to cum. not with anyone recently.”
your face burned with mild embarrassment at him knowing but it couldn’t stop the way you began massaging your breasts. the image of him plus the sound of his deep voice was too good.
but you need to hang up.
•yunho•
“what did you tell her?” I asked, trying to keep her satisfied enough to tell me. 
“I told her to try the dildo I convinced her to buy.” I rubbed her clit, coaxing the answers out. “I told her to try tinder too- AHH!”
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#4
slightly insecure reader with comforting channie thoughts
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You feel very shy with him since it’s your first time. You get a little teary eyed at the thought of removing your bra. He notices and with a kiss to your forehead pulls his oversized shirt over your head. Knowing you’ll be be comfortable when you’re not so vulnerable. Even with no panties and eventually no bra the shirt gives you some solace and confidence in your first time. Even as he looks down at you as he rolls his hips into you something about how content and pleasured you look with his t shirt on makes his heart full
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#3
Dating mob boss yunho
he’s cockwarming you in a seat on the stage at his event. nobody’s really noticing. you’re leaned forward a bit, hands on his thighs at your side and you bounce but with your dress still perfect over your torso
but you make eye contact with a woman in the audience doing a similar thing. she’s bent over one of those tall tables with the long white table clothes. she’s leaning slightly forward elbows bunching up her tits as she braces herself on the table, the man who you can see soon is yunhos right hand, Jongho
your mouth opens a bit in a moan stuck there. she smirks and pushed back into Jongho. you see her head throw back and even hear a bit of the noise he makes. she smirks and he grips her throat
Jongho catches what sees doing and makes eye contact as he squeezes her throat whispering something. she bites her lip hard. he smirks before leaning back, dark eyes on your with a sly grin.
a voice in your ear spikes the heat in your stomach with a firm hand to your waist, pushing you down.
‘what exactly are you doing babydoll?’
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#2
Chan stroking your head while you cry your heart out during a really bad depressive episode
“I know… I know baby” he speaks every now and then knowing the tone of his voice is comforting to you, otherwise staying silent while you let it all out.
When you go quiet, the room is comfortingly silent. After a while, you squeeze. Just squeeze him with your face still in his chest. Squeezing him to further ground yourself, to silently let him know you’re grateful for him before you trust your voice again
But he already knows ♡
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My #1 post of 2022
woosan drabble
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arknights races having a humanoid base always without fail and originium being known to mutate the bodies of existing operators with seemingly no repeatable certainty of what exactly long exposure will do other than 100% kill them and improve their arts compatibility is an interesting thing that is stuck in my brain. with the exception of certain operators its really really interesting if you think that we have literally no clue how far originium can alter a living organism.
originium may be naturally occurring in the earth but only in its deepmost layers or the deposits may be the left behind debris of impacts many years ago that embedded themselves deep within the earth and began propagating without our knowledge underneath the ground unbeknownst to us. it was rendered inert beneath the ground until drilled into and making contact with living organisms on the surface. also its likely either not present in the ocean floor or rendered inert by the heavily insulation of sea water just like certain radioactive elements irl or maybe just the sheer crushing pressure or even both at the same time which is why aegirians have such low exposure to orignium and why they are almost all freakishly strong.
so with this rambling ... a weird throwaway theory that is in my mind, lingering menacingly - since the originium persists even in the dead body, living beings becoming a vector for oripathy is relatively recent whereas originium itself is not, especially with how long ago it mustve impacted earth to become a natural deposit, deep enough to be drilled into with large scale industrial machinery as alluded to in rim billton. but something that large smashing into earth surely wouldve killed every single thing on the planet right? given the fact that it didnt burn up completely in atmosphere it mustve been either big enough that the sheer impact force did not be atomise it into particulate or must belie some ridiculous properties like self-propagation like a virus, or extreme resistance to heat (as with ifrit and surtr .. possible). or it absolutely couldve shattered and burnt up in our atmosphere and peppered the earth with baby originium shards that eventually begin to create big boy originium like some sort of mould, and this could even slowly slowly manipulate the atmosphere and make it more suitable to produce originium until it drops like a tornado in the form of catastrophes.
originium itself is used to power nearly everything in this world and that includes being both the main source of power and all recent technology as well as the most functional arts conduit (validated by ifrits weaponry having liquid orignium) and it is both recent and invasive to terra otherwise it would have insta-deleted humanity or simply been nowhere near as much of an issue.
ok so. there was a catastrophe event that caused an extinction of plain ole regular humans, forced the survivors into hiding in small remote colonies, perhaps underground to hide from the constant threat of catastrophes, in which they began to develop adaptations to the originium or die out. conversely some outright were animals mutated into sentience and humanoid form, as a direct cause of the originium. terra is simply a far future earth. they split into the races we have in arknights today, being with the next evolution being people like ifrit who have extremely advanced arts abilities and seem to be somewhat symbiotic with the oripathy. being symbiotic with the originium is truly fascinating concept like the originium could absolutely be natural but the concept of ‘oripathy’ being stigmatised doesnt feel like culturally old if you know what i mean?
the originium is sentient. the originium is thinking and and unalive, a memory of humanity recorded in black stone taking its first feeble steps to propagate itself lest it perish like those life forms before. you littered the sky with gods and heroes but forgot the devils that made them true.
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idk what made this memory come back to me but im suddenly thinking of when my friend took me to an lgbt slam poetry night in amsterdam which was so wildly awkward and bad that at the end they just turned on music and it basically became a party. i mustve been 21 at the time and a girl came up to me to tell me she thought i was hot. mind you i am at this point very much coming to terms with being bisexual so i honestly was not interested and kinda dismissive about it. but she wouldnt really leave me alone so i just struck up a conversation with her and when i asked her how old she was she said she was THIRTY ONE even though she fully looked like she was my age. i decided that i had enough LMAO so i went to look for my friend again and we took her bicycle back to her place. and then when we watched the news on the tv at breakfast the next day we heard about a severed head that was found in one of the streets that we cycled through the night before
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Discord pt 105
[Date: 28/03, 2:13 AM GMT - 28/03, 2:56 AM GMT]  
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Duke: “Greetings. It is our delight and honour to meet your acquaintance.”
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Duchess: “My name is Duchess. My brother is Duke. Charmed, I'm sure.”
[People welcome Duke and Duchess to the server]
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Kate: “Hello you two! Welcome to the server!”
Duke: “Such kindness and warmth, how lovely it is to see.”
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Kate: “I’m sure you’ll find that the people here are... quite quirky, to say the least.”
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Duchess: “Ah, all the more interesting! I'm sure everyone will get along swimmingly.”
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donti (e) (child): “we try to”
jayyyyyyyy: “dont be too sure about that”
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S T A L: “Greetings you two! Apologies for the odd language but my ender is... subpar.”
Duke: “How quaint. The way you speak simply adds to your intrigue, Stal.”
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Kate: “Oh, from what I’ve seen so far, Stal’s pretty alright!”
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Kate: “There’s a few people here I’d... advise you to avoid conversing with. Some of them aren’t fans of the family.”
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Duchess: “Oh, I'm sorry to hear, Kate! we'll do our best to be cautious, then. :)”
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[Big G: “!! Stal u speak galactic??”]
S T A L: “Ah, it's my original language”
Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “would now be an aproprate time to do a fit check or no?-”
Duke: “A fit check? what is that?”
Kate: “What is this with you and fit checks?”
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jayyyyyyyy: “ren just wants to know what youre wearing
which sounds weird now that ive said it out loud but its really not”
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Duke: “You wish to know what clothes my sister and I adorn? Are you interested in the style and cut of cloth or the colour of the dye? I am afraid I am baffled as to what you are asking I must admit.”
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Jack the Observer: “For the artists here, what sort of clothes you and your siblings like to wear is very important”
Duchess: “I think I understand, Duke. I have a photo of my current attire. Does this suffice?”
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[jayyyyyyyy: “hey duke, duchess, i want your guys' opinions on something”]
jayyyyyyyy: “still wanting your guys' opinion on a thing”
Duke: “What opinion of ours do you crave, Jay?”
[Jeight proceeds to send the lyrics of the Fortnite theme song in the chat:]
jayyyyyyyy: “[Chorus: All]
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro-Fortnite gamers
[Water Break: bogwandyy & Chief Beef]
Bro my jaw hurts so much
Water break
[Bridge: All]
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? (Pro Fortnite gamer)
[Verse 3: All]
Can we get a win this weekend?
Take me to Loot Lake
Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate
Let's hop in an ATK
Take me to the zone
I'm running kind of low on mats, I need to break some stone
Dressed in all his fancy clothes
He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a victory royale
A victory royale
[Chorus: All]
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
opinion on this ^^^”
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Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “jeight I dont think they can give their opinion on something if they dont know what the thing is”
[The people question why Jeight is the way he is and admonish him for his question.]
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Kate: “... Duchess, I gotta ask. Where did you get that dress? Because that is GORGEOUS.”
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Duchess: “That is... A fascinating piece.”
[People exclaim how pretty Duchess’s dress is!]
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Duchess: “Ah, Kate, I purchased it from a particular online vendor! It is one of my favorites.”
Duke: “The misspelling of a fortnight is very concerning to me, are your tutors illiterate by chance? I do not judge if so, only suggest hiring new ones who may give you a proper education.”
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Big G (they/them): “Jeight did you know that you're one of my favorites?”
Jack the Observer: “Duke, I am so sorry on Jay's behalf.”
jayyyyyyyy: “I copy and pasted it :] its not fortnight, but actually fortnite, a popular online videogame
why are you sorry. I’m amazing”
Kate: “...I forgot you people play that stupid game.”
Jack the Observer: “Jeight, literally just sit down and be quiet please.”
Duke: “Apologies, what is a video game?”
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Big G (they/them): “wait huh”
jayyyyyyyy: “youre forgiven! (though it was a little rude to assume I’m illiterate”
Kate: “It's a game that you play on a electronic device, like a computer.”
jayyyyyyyy: “its a victory royale based game, where you spawn in on an island, gather materials, and try to be the last one standing”
Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “Duke do you now what poggers, pog, or pogchamp is”
jayyyyyyyy: “I dont actually play it, but it became very popular a few years ago
Jack the Observer: “literally stop. stop. how are you all so impolite
Duchy, I am so sorry”
Kate: “ ... I can show you both later? It's easier to show than explain, really.”
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jayyyyyyyy: “"you are all so impolite" says the one calling him duchy”
Big G (they/them): “ooo”
Duchess: “I, at least, am familiar with the internet, video games, and "pogchamp". 
I must say I am not sure why Duke has no knowledge on these matters. It is frankly somewhat concerning.”
llyr (they/them): “that's their twitter name though, I dont think it's impolite 3:”
jaynoblade: “...jay that is literally the term for the two of them. theyre called the duchy.”
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[jayyyyyyyy: “"you are all so impolite" says the one calling him duchy”]
Jack the Observer: “that is literally what Duke and Duchess are called as a group. its a title.”
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jayyyyyyyy: “oh! I thought you were calling Duke "duchy" and I was really confused, my bad
Duke: “I understand you may be giving me this information in hopes that I will see clarity where I have been blind before but through the eyes of I this is truly confusing. Do not treat me as a fool.”
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Duke: “Jack I thank you for your courteous behaviour, it is most comforting in such strange times.”
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jayyyyyyyy: “my bad, Duke. I didnt mean to seem like that. I was just trying to explain because you seemed really confused-- ill stop now”
Jack the Observer: “They are, I believe, purposefully trying to confuse you, and I deeply apologize. That's just... how they are.”
jayyyyyyyy: “I was not. it was just a welcoming prank”
Duke: “Thank you. It is not my intention to cause strife and discord but I do not enjoy being laughed at like the main attraction at a rare wonders show.”
Jack the Observer: “they just got here.”
llyr (they/them): “a welcoming prank??”
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jayyyyyyyy: “they're not actually laughing at you, Duke. they're laughing at me”
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emuhlee: “Jack is right. This is just, how it is around here.”
Jack the Observer: “They literally just got here. and you thought the best way to welcome them. was to mock them for not knowing things that you do??
what kind of logic–”
jayyyyyyyy: “I wasny mocking them jack”
Jack the Observer: “could've fooled me”
jayyyyyyyy: “I pulled a little prank and when they showed confusion I genuinely tried to explain it to them”
Jack the Observer: “its the "prank" part that I'm concerned with.”
jayyyyyyyy: “posting lyrics to a parody song?”
Big G (they/them): “I can only see a small bit of that as being mocking, I'll be honest (:?”
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Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “I’m sorry Duke but I genuinely don't understand you. I’m not trying to be rude but I’m more used to casual talk and grammar and not the more fncy speech you're using.”
Dollar General Tubbo: “I can help you if need be, Ren, just let me know.”
Duke: “Apologies Ren. I can attempt to... Speak more plainly if that is what you desire?”
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Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “I’m fine just not used to the fancy words. I'l get it eventually”
jayyyyyyyy: “actually, Duke, your vocab really interests me. where did you pick it up from? most of the other court has a decent vocabulary, but nothing as formal as yours and your siblings”
Big G (they/them): “If you're more comfortable with speaking formally, I dont think it's necessary for you to speak differently :]”
Duke: “The pattern in which I speak has been with me since I was crowned. It is only most understandable, seeing how my sister and Iare nobility and thus must act as such.”
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Jack the Observer: “If Ren can't understand proper speech, that is their own failing, not your own. feel no need to change your nature :)”
Duchess: “Indeed, this manner of speech is only natural for my brother and I. We can, however, attempt to use more simple words if that would be easier for you all.”
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jayyyyyyyy: “I sorta guessed that you two mustve come from high class, though to actually hear it upfront is, uh.. interesting, to say the least. most of the other court is definitely not as open and honest of their pasts as you”
[Jack the Observer: “If Ren can't understand proper speech, that is their own failing, not your own. feel no need to change your nature :)”]
Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “I would yell at you but I'd rather not get shrunk so just- ok”
Jack the Observer: “I’m not. lying.”
[Duchess: “Indeed, this manner of speech is only natural for my brother and I. We can, however, attempt to use more simple words if that would be easier for you all.”]
Jack the Observer: "I, personally, have no preference. whichever is more comfortable with you, I am happy to respond in like.”
Duke: “Our pasts are one of shame. You have no asked anything about the horrid life we have left behind and thus have received no answers in turn. Do not say that we are as open as the others for that is a falsity.”
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Dollar General Tubbo: “Quite understandable.”
Duchess: “That is enough, Duke. We are new to this circle. We should remain civil.”
jayyyyyyyy: “my bad, you just seemed more open because you at least said you were originally of nobility. none of the other court members exactly give many clues of their pasts, yknow?”
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[Jack the Observer: “I’m not. lying.”]
Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “well I’m sorry my vocabulary isn't as great as yours jack, but I never had a need to speak like Duke and Duchess do so I never learned to speak like them I do perfectly fine with the way I speak now and see no problem with it”
Jack the Observer: “you don't see me telling you to change your nature either.”
jayyyyyyyy: “hey, if yall are gonna argue, head to a different channel”
Duke: “You are correct of course sister but it does well to remember a web of lies uncared for will choke the one for who it weaves. I simply do not wish for our name to fall to ruin because of a misunderstanding.”
Dollar General Tubbo: “Jack, if I read correctly Ren didn't demand for a change in nature. No need for being rude.”
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Renboobigceenzatublraffectionate: “ANYWAYS! do either of you (Duke and Duchess) have  a favorite number?”
Duke: “However, civility is the noblest pillar of which humanity stands on. Please cease your fighting you two, it can be easily discussed later.”
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jayyyyyyyy: “I agree with Duke here. no point in arguing over something so small, specially during a regular conversation”
Duchess: “Hm, if we had to pick, I'd say our favorite number is two! good things come in pairs, do they not? :)”
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Rules Of One’s Soul Ch15 A Little Offer P5
(Mak belongs to @wasted-church )
The entirety of the cliffside home was oddly silent other than the furious sounds of scrubbing coming from the other side of the sheap. The outside had gotten slightly darker indicating it mustve been early night at least. The residents were sure feeling it. Seam especially as he relaxed back down into the old armchair, normally he hated water but after getting blasted by ashes he was happy to scrub it off. Took a while for his fur to dry though. Luckily no stitches came loose this time. As for Jevil and Rouxls-
The small gremlin was balancing on his tail watching the working worm with a crestfallen face. Seam could only shake his head and couldn't help but feel sorry for the poor fella. True his uh ....'help' had backfired but considering he was pretty rusty from being locked up for over one hundred years of his life, one couldn't judge him too harshly....Buuuut Rouxls wasn't one to let go easily. It had been proven before.
"Can I help,help?" Jevil gave a hopeful smile to the cleaning worm, who paused for a split second before harshly dunking the sponge he was using into a nearby bucket filled with sudsy water and continued as if he hadn't heard a thing. Making the foolishly hopeful smile from his face vanish a bit, but ever persistent, his tail leaned him forward to be closer to the worm's side where he tried seeing his face. "You shouldn't have to work, work so hard. Im sorry, sorry. So allow me to he-"
A quick snap of a heated glare from the duke silenced the jester into submission, his smile now silently small and he froze at the hatred radiating off him. It got smaller when Rouxls leaned onto his knees. Usually hed tower over Jevil but his current sitting position made for perfect eye level.
"Oh. THOU art sorry." A dry chuckle came from that angry being. "Good. For I amst sorry as well....Im sorry for ever letting mine guard down aground thee!"
Jevil flinched. Hard. And Seam continued to watch calmly from the comfort of the chair, but Kaard didnt care as he already turned his frustrations back to scrubbing the black blotches.
"Im sorry I ever met thee. Im sorry I canst be there for mine boy- He can't even sleep properly without a story let alone runneth an entire kingdom by himself. Imst stucketh cleaning homes likest some maid just to get decent food and all for what? For a smiling foolish worme to come crashing into thine-"
....He froze.....Something gently kneeding his shoulder...
"DON'T TOUCHE ME YOU PLAUGE ON MINE LIFE!!"
The tail that been holding up shot back the shocked body of the imp as a worm reared his full anger towards him for trying to put a hand on his shoulder.
"Why dont'st you doeth what thou doeseth best and playest games elsewhere?!"
With that the duke snapped back around to the floor ignoring any other sad look Jevil gave him. The jester slunk back even further from the duke- An ear perked at a soft chuckle he turned and found it came from the plush cat away from him.
"Your next play has been interesting to say the least. Are you ready to accept defeat old friend?" His smile widened as the small man pouted and promptly huffed at the audacity of the question.
"Absolutely not,not. I just-" Yellow orbs glanced back shakily to the worm for a split moment before back to the smiling cat. "...Need a new move,move to play."
He chuckled again. "Then may I offer some advice-"
"I can heareth everything thou art saying." Another annoyed glance was thrown over his shoulder.
A paw was held up in defence. "Now, now. I meant no harm but maybe its best Jevil leaves you alone right now."
The smaller man Took one last look to the worm before slowly starting towards the smiling cat. Seam ever so calm reached out and gave the sulking gremlin a pitty pat on the shoulder.
"I dont suppose you would like some tea to help ease the sting of rejection?"
A dark chuckle and smile. "The taste is bittersweet. But I would rather get sweet victory, victory.~"
Deep chuckles came from the cat as his one good eye watched the jester jump onto the couch next to himself, but somehow his forced frustrated grin still seemed to be sad there. It sorta made his cotton shiver with a pang of sorrow, but in a game it was best not to let his guard down too much. Jevil sat down on the couch next to Mak, who was fast asleep in a box filled with different things from gems to random jewelry they probably stole. Took forever to get them to calm down after finding their 'room' ransacked and cleaned out by Rouxls. The purple migit made his frustrated ways known with tapping fingers and strained grin directly towards him in question.
"I just...have a few set backs. Set backs."
"Oh yes. I remember how fondly old couples would chase each other with screams and try to bodily harm one another." He chuckled at the narrowed eyes Jevil have him. "Or maybe not. It's been at least a few hundred years. Hahaha."
"Funny,funny....What have you done, done to get expertise in other's romantical preference?," his voice asked in a low tone. A Jevil way of challenging his knowledge.
To which he shrugged. "I don't. But Id like to think I have enough know how to at least hold a decent conversation and get to know them more."
He could practically hear the gears working in the other's mind as Jevil slowly came to the realization that maybe, just maybe he had something up his sleeve. So when a more questioning look came over him, Seam couldn't help but chuckle.
"Really,really?...Would the Magnificent Seam be willing, willing to....discuss his tutorials? Tutorials.
"Haha. But then wouldn't that be cheating the game old friend?"
One of Jevil's eyelids twitched. Indicating held back annoyance at least. "Hmhm....Perhaps rules could be ...temporary bent,bent?"
It was more of a suggestion than question, but one that made Seam hum with interest anyways. His eye went back to the worm who was stretching his back out with a groan and popping noise from said worm's back. He looked about ready to get done and be one his way. Could it really hurt to exchange a few short insights of his? Jevil waited with hopeful patience as Seam rubbed his chin in thought before looking back to him with a smile.
"I suppose...haha. Two opponents of opposite sides could come to an agreement every so while still searching for victory."
A couple of giggles came his way as Jevil lit back up. "Do tell. Do tell."
"Well....I could but I think you already know he doesn't appreciate forceful attempts to get him to like someone...But how you're doing things I could be wrong."
"...And I could say, say the same about having to be forced to clean a mess,mess that's not his. ..His."
"Not if the person offered to help him in return and was happily offered to go as a ...guest for the holidays."
There it was. The straw that broke the hathys back. The jester became as still as a statue as soon as those few words tumbled out of the plush's mouth, it was honestly rather funny to see such a rare shock upon the normally cheerful face, unfortunately it didn't last long because rapid blinks followed shortly after and a forced pleasent chuckle escaped his throat.
"My dear friend, friend," Jevil said in a forced sweet voice. "It seems that my ears are not what they used to be, be. I thought for a moment you said-"
"That I will be accompanying the Duke to the this silly ball?" Jevils face dropping again made him chuckle and lean into the chair's cushions more. "I suppose it's not that big of a deal...But then again." Even if it seemed unreal, a smug look came over the cat. "You might not like my play on words, Old friend. Hahaha."
In that stuper the imp could only get out one word. "How...?"
"I offered to help take care of you. It seems you've outdone yourself with the romanticizing eh?"
He went from shocked to an angry little man complete with puffed cheeks and red eyes. If you didn't know Jevil personally it would be quite scary but to the laughing cat it was just like a small tired child. It was cuter when he suddenly stood up and stomped a foot onto the couch. Jarring the sleeping child awake and jingling the box they were sleeping in. Seam didnt even flinch when a claw was pointed at him .
"No far, no far! You cheated, cheated!"
"By nicely asking if I could go? Really Jevil. You're acting like a child who didn't get the cookie jar."
A growl. "You can't keep me away, away! "
"Who said I would? I only said I would try to help keep your wild self in check and I intend to do so. ...By giving you advice. " when Jevil didnt say anything he continued. "Try a less forceful approuch next time round. "
".....Next time?" It seemed he found his voice. Jevil could always rebound pretty fast. "My next turn will leave your head spinning, spinning!"
"Oh Im sure it will." Still with the smug grin.
"You'll see, you'll see!!"
With that he sprung himself off of the couch and with furious jingles made his way back to the back room. Oh this was surely was going to be worth watching. A slighy jingling of trinkets ditected his attention back towards the box where the child was looking at him.
"Breakfast time now?"
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Scrubbing sounds was the most of what he heard as he kept up the cleaning momentum. He wanted to get done, collect his earnings, and get out of that chaotic hell of a home. The set back had made him take a whole couple more hours to fix, it was already probably in the middle of the night by how slightly darker it was outside. But luckily he was nearly finished. Just a part of the ceiling left-
The mop was promptly dunked back into the bucket and pulled out a moment later before being thrusted back up against the ceiling and rubbed against the black ashes remaining stuck to it. The anger was still burning in his mind but he couldn't careless. ....Unfortunately it blinded him to what would've been the soft jingling of bells coming up to him until he felt a tug on his sleeves. The scrubbing stopped and looked down to the small mass that was Jevil. Giving him a small smile-
"What doth thou want?"
The harsh tone made him flinch slightly but that didn't deter his new set of confidence. "Ive come to apologize, apologize for everything that's happened."
An anoyed but slightly confused expression came over him as Rouxls rose a brow. His attention turning back to scrubbing. "Oh lucky me... And what doth I owest thy pleasure?"
He didnt see the inhale of breath Jevil took. "I want you to forgive, forgive me. Let us start over, over. Please. Let me make up, make up!"
That made the worm pause his movenents and look back down to the hopeful face of the imp who smiled wider at him. Rouxls blinked....And blinked again. .. Before another annoyed look came over him.
"Really? I amst supposed to forget everythinge that has happened?" Jevils ears drooped slightly as Rouxls huffed. "Likest I wouldst do that- EEK!"
The mop fell to the floor with a thump and water spilt onto the floor. Rouxls scrambled back from the sudden flashing of pink in front of his face, in his hast knocking over the mop bucket and almost falling over onto his rear. Jevil admittedly was pretty startled from sudden reaction as well and just stood there. A couple shiny pink heart attacks floating above him at Rouxls's eye level.
He blinked upwards at the heavy form of the Duke in front of him-
"ART THOU TRYING TO GIVETH MINESELF A SOUL ATTACK?!" He pointed at the hearts. "I will nay f-forgiveth thou for doing that! Now...g-getest rid of them!"
Jevil did. Immediately. "Im sorry, sorry-"
"Stoppeth it! Just stoppeth apologizing." The worm pushed himself up from the wall as gave Jevil another annoyed look. "If thou was really 'sorry' thoust wouldst try harder and use that head of yours."
Jevil said nothing as Rouxls turned around to look at the new mess with a disgusted look, but he did hum and make a thoughtful expression a moment later. He might have mumbled something like 'Try harder, harder?' but Rouxls wasn't paying much attention so he barely heard. But he did see him back out of the room from the corner of his eye. Good. Now he could get done
He looked back down at the spilt water, wondering how he would get that cleaned up-...Wait. A pair of rapid footsteps came towards him, along with a small...battle cry. He barely had time to turn around before a purple blur slammed hard into his chest. They went to the ground like a sack of gems wind knocked out.
"WHONST THY F*CKETH-"
"FORGIVE ME!" A pair of yellow eyes stared intensely from his chest.
"WHA-" The smaller body of the darkner squeezed around his form face pouting against his chest. Rouxls struggled but managed to sit back up with the imp digging into him. "Absolutely not!"
His hands grabbed onto him and pulled. Hard. But Jevils limbs dug harder around him resulting in a panic running up the worm's spine and pulling harder on him. The digits digging into his goopy body was starting to hurt.
"Im not letting go, go until you let me,me make it up to you! You!"
"Thou art bluffing!" By now he was disparately wanting to get this thing off of him! He couldn't stand the way his soul was thumping against his ribcage- "T-Thou cant do this!"
"I CAN DO ANYTHING!"
Of course. What answer would he expect? He sat there and stared dumbfounded at him but considering that he was still clinging to him tighter than Lancer, and that pouting face was.....kinda cute.....UGH!!
"Fine!Fine! Thou can getteth off me now!"
He narrowed his eyes. "You give me your word,word?"
"Y-Yes. Now please-"
After a few more moments of looking at him suspiciously but slowly let Rouxls go. The worm man shakily stood up onto his feet while remaining eye contact with Jevil who seemed alot more satisfied and happy he finally got his way.
"Splendid, splendid! Hehehehehe! Im so excited,excited to hear that! I promise, promise to make you happy, happy!"
"I doubt that..."
But Jevil didn't seem to hear Rouxls mumbling to himself as he proudly skittered to the exit to the shop front. There he stood proudly and pointed a claw at the ever so calm Seam.
"One step closer,closer to checkmate!"
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