Tried out incorrect-quote-generator again here's some of my favorites!
Mumbo : I have a bad feeling about this...
Grian : What do you mean?
Mumbo : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Grian : No?
Scar: That actually explains so much.
Grian , acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Scar: Yeah, Grian will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.
Grian : Exactly, I will straight up-
Grian :
Grian , tearing up: Scar, why would you say that?!
Mumbo , texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I’m at the store so be quick!
Grian : Moose Tracks is good!
Scar: What the fuck is that!?
Grian : *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Scar: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It’s like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like “Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Mumbo and Grian : what?
Scar: I don’t get it why add the EXTRA u when it’s PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?
Mumbo : You done now?
Scar: Yeah ok.
Mumbo and Grian : ...
Scar: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?
Boatem Addition!
Scar, to Grian : When was the last time you let someone hug you?
Grian : *thinking*
Grian : 2012.
Pearl : 2012…?
Grian : Yeah. I almost died and it really freaked Mumbo out so I let them hug me.
Mumbo : *gets a text* Oh! It’s Grian.
Impulse, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?
Mumbo : Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Impulse: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Mumbo : You wanted fake blood?
Impulse:
Mumbo : I’ll go call Grian.
Grian : I’m in love with you.
Mumbo : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
ohh my god, jeannemary and isaac, i just knew their reactions were gonna be heartbreaking and i was right
honestly i was joking in the last post about being able to get them back cuz of necromancy, but they really are all getting to work pretty quickly trying to revive them (or at least their ghosts?)
'walked quietly among the bodies, saying excuse me once when he stepped too close to Abigail's arm' awwww Palamedes, thats such a precious little detail
taking a break from the 'utterly heartbreaking' vibe of this chapter to say what the actual fuck Coronabeth why are you eating Naberius's hair and nails, is that necessary for her brand of necromancy or what??? even Gideon's hotness filter for Corona isn't getting over that one
bro people are dead Harrow & Silas this is not the time for beefing please
gonna assume the soul siphoning attempt failed then, congrats on ending up with two more unconscious bodies than u started with
'He cannot empty anybody here, lest they become a nest for something else' ... a nest for something, not someone ... that sent chills down my spine
also the concept of the bodies becoming not just possessed by something, but a specifically a nesting ground ... love a good bit of Alien™ themed horror
Teacher seems to be more concerned about the fact that there are dead bodies in the lab, rather than whatever killed Abigail and Magnus coming after the others
aaand more ✨~theorising time~✨ as for who's responsible, there are only really two possibilities i can see rn:
the first is that it was another one of the Houses. potentially trying to get rid of competition, or because the Fifth knew something - maybe they found out something else at the dinner other than the location of the lab ... 🧐 however the only one of all of them i can really see as being responsible rn is Ianthe, but i also feel like that would almost be too predictable? theoretically it could be one of the priests of First House as well, but i don't feel like they've been fleshed out enough as characters yet for that to be the case
alternatively, they were by killed a different weird lab monster that the two of them couldn't really fight in the same way as Gideon and Harrow, since Magnus has already been established as not great as duellist .... or some other kind of ghostly creature? there could be a lot of strange shit lurking in those labs
I was reading the reverse isekai, where FL is in this world and omg omg
Imagine our moth man going out of the house for the first time with the excuse of him doing a "cosplay" at an anime con and he's soo amazed with everything. Why the buildings are so tall in here? Those tiny little boxes with light (phones) are some kind of vision? Everyone has one.. What do you mean there are no visions or powers in here? There are no enemies to fight to death either... what?
And then there's the fact that he doesn't have to switch bodies with Childe to be able to walk among people. The people of this place see him differently, here humans are not afraid of him and they don't want to fight with him!
I can see him chirping with happiness when he see other moths that looks just like him! Dragging u with him when he sees someone who looks just like childe, and then another one and another one..
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Wait wait this make me think.. what if childe eventually appeared in this world too but in a different body, like.. they can see each other for the first time. I would love to see them interact together :))
Sorry if I wrote something wrong, English is not my first language.
AWWWW THAT'S SO CUTE OH MY GOODNESS
i can also see Foul Legacy really liking going on walks at night, getting to see all the lights and sights of the city without having to worry as much about being seen. he particularly likes the park near your house, with its trails and benches and flowers- at night, the fireflies and moths come out, all settling in Legacy's fluff like he's a long-lost friend. perhaps they're attracted to the way his crystalline eye glitters, perhaps they're curious, or maybe they just like resting in his fur. either way, he's delighted by the tiny creatures, chittering happily as they perch on his claws and horns- you just have to snap a photo, showing it to him afterwards as he nudges the phone in your hands
and if Childe somehow manifested in your world, searching for the warm presence that guides him to you, he and Foul Legacy freeze and stare at each other for a solid five minutes when they first meet. it's Legacy who finally makes the first move, leaning in to cautiously sniff Childe, the scent of blood and ice familiar yet foreign to him. he brings his claws up to gingerly ruffle Childe's hair, as he's seen you do so many times before, and Childe lets out an indignant squawk as his Abyssal counterpart promptly messes up his hair. you, on the other hand, think it's hilarious, chuckling while taking a few photos to save for later. but your laughter draws the attention of both Childe and Foul Legacy, and suddenly you feel yourself being embraced by not one, but two strong pairs of arms, Legacy's cheek pressed against your head and Childe's face buried in your neck
now you have two clingy curious boys to show around your world!! good luck :)
This discussion got very chaotic very quickly lol but I've done my best to sort it all by category. Enjoy!
Topic One: Sam's Kids
InvisibleWashboard:
If I’m allowing myself the privilege of indulging in AU where Frodo doesn’t leave, I often imagine Elanor calls him [Fro]. But she is the only one who is allowed to.
meg is me:
"Fwo"
Frodo, lifting a cup in his hand: "throw?"
"No! Fwo!"
novelmonger:
I've been imagining Elanor calling him "Unca Fodo."
And then there's "Unca Mewwy" and "Pip-Pip." (Pippin tries to get her to call him Uncle too, but it doesn't work. He's not Unc-y enough 😂)
InvisibleWashboard:
Stop it I’m dying from cuteness.
meg is me:
Can you imagine when elanor was born and sam was like all tender and amazed and he was like "lets call him frodo" and rosie was like. She's a girl, Sam
And Sam was like..... so excited to name his son frodo that he forgot it might not be a son XD
Me:
I love that he canonically didn’t even consider that she MIGHT be a girl until she came out as one 🤣🤣 “We were all set to name him Frodo! But, well, ah. He’s a she. :-C”
meg is me:
I love sam
Bless sam
I desperately hope that Sam's son Bilbo was 10x worthy of the name 😂
Me:
Bilbo Gamgee was an utter gremlin
Writing Valkyrie:
He just recites poetry to get out of punishment. Sometimes it works.
meg is me:
"First he's robbing the pantry. Next he'll be robbing dragons- THAT'S MY WEDDING RING"
Me:
Bilbo Jr. tells his friends about how he, too, won his ring in a game of wits against a nasty, ugly creature while Sam is over there waiting for him to give his wedding band back like >:-C
meg is me:
Better yet
His older siblings
And they half believe him because quote "Daddy is rather ugly" and Elanor gets SO offended on dear old Sam's behalf
Elanor could be overheard hugging her dad and saying "don't worry you're very handsome"
Sam just laughs
Me:
“Well your mother thinks I’m handsome, and that’s all that matters ;-)”
Cue the chorus of “EWWW”
Windmill to the Stars:
100% something my dad would say XD
meg is me:
It's split between ewwww and awwww
Bby frodo ships his dad and mom so hard and is ecstatic to learn that they have in fact gotten married to each other
Me:
“So you’ll be together?? FOREVER??”
“Indeed we will, lad!”
“8-D”
Frodo Jr. ships his mom and dad almost as hard as his namesake did
InvisibleWashboard:
So Frodo-lad is not the little boy who is disappointed when he learns he can’t marry Rosie when he grows up, but was baby Elanor initially devastated when Rosie had to tell her, “You can’t marry Sam-dad love, he’s already married to me.”??
Me:
Oh my word I love that ahaha
Elanor is 100% a daddy's girl
Windmill to the Stars:
In the epilogue she calls him "Sam-dad"
InvisibleWashboard:
Sam-dad and Rose-mum just absolutely freaking melts my heart every time I think about it. I don’t know why.
meg is me:
He loves his family so so much
Me:
See I know it says in the epilogue that Frodo Jr. is the spitting image of Sam, but part of me can’t help imagining that he looks like Elijah Wood’s Frodo…
Brown curly hair and all that
meg is me:
Speaking of facts disproved by the appendices but true in my bones
Merry and Pippin Gamgee are twins
Me:
oh my word I love that
InvisibleWashboard:
I like that this is true in your bones and not in your heart. Because the heart is fickle and can be changed by things like canon. Bones are more stubborn. Sometimes not even canon can break them.
meg is me:
I adore that they aren't named Meriadoc and Peregrin but rather Merry and Pippin
Sam took his dad's advice to heart- if you give them a short name you don't need to worry about nicknames
Guess old Gaffer learned from needing to shorten his son's names to Ham, Sam, etc
Me:
“I’m not giving my boys those fru-fru gentlehobbit names, they’ll have short names like sensible folk”
meg is me:
Pippin casually mentions to Sam if it's a boy maybe we'll name him Aragorn Strider Elessar, Gorn for short
And sam is an inch away from taking custody of Pippin's unborn child
Me:
HAHAHA PIPPIN NO
Topic Two: Merry's Kids
InvisibleWashboard:
I head canon Merry being that way with his kids only he desperately wants a girl so he can name her Eowyn.
meg is me:
Merry has Boromir, Eomer, and like 3 other sons before baby Eowyn comes into the world
Me:
Would Merry even feel worthy of naming a son Theoden?? I feel like he’d want to, but…
meg is me:
Ok but bby Theo
With his little curls
InvisibleWashboard:
Theodoc.
meg is me:
Theodocuments
Me:
THEODOC I LOVE IT
NO LISTEN I AM 100% ADOPTING THEODOC INTO MY BELIEF SYSTEM ‘CAUSE IT JUST F I T S
Windmill to the Stars:
Part of me wants Merry to half-jokingly ship his daughter Eowyn with Faramir Took. Partially just so he and Pip can share grandkids
Me:
There’s no canon evidence that to disprove that some OTHER pair of their children ended up getting married! X-D
Topic Three: Pippin's Kids
meg is me:
I wrote a fic where Pip had a daughter named Sable because my best friend at the time was named Sable and the only place the word sable was found in lotr was in regards to Pip's tower guard uniform
Me:
That's so sweet oh my word
meg is me:
Pippin in many ways will never mature and I love him for it
I'm still stuck on him and diamond naming their kids the most obscure things after Merry stole all the Friend Names besides Faramir
The tooks already sound Outlandish
Pippin and diamond would be that couple who wants to choose Unique baby names but their friends keep reining them in
"Let's name him TREEBEARD"
"hmm and Enta for a girl"
Sam: do you HEAR YOURSELVES
Windmill to the Stars:
What nickname would Pippin give to his son Faramir?
Kasey Gondor:
Furry
Me:
Progressively shortened more and more until it’s just “Ra”
InvisibleWashboard:
Faramir refuses any and all nicknames anyone attempts to give him ever.
Windmill to the Stars:
Faramir is "Me, an Intellectual" from an early age XD
meg is me:
He started "courting" lil Goldilocks at age 7 and Sam wants to be mad but it reminds him so much of him and Rosie that he lets Faramir Took pick the flowers from his garden to give to his daughter
Goldilocks: daddy fair-meer picked MY flowers! 😄
Sam: ....we planted those together, sweetheart
Sam: beyond pleased for you, lass
Me:
Sam sitting down with little Faramir Took and having a Very Serious Talk that if he intends to court sweet little Goldilocks he’ll have to be very kind and good and generous to her and always look out for her good above his own even if it’s hard and it hurts
Faramir was like 9, and all Sam was concerned about was Faramir pushing her and pulling her hair and stealing the berries out of her picnic basket, but it stuck
Years later, after the wedding, Faramir tells Sam that he’s never forgotten that talk and it absolutely changed his life and Sam is like “wot” cuz he’d forgotten all about it
InvisibleWashboard:
NO STOP IT THAT IS TOO CUTE
Windmill to the Stars (re: nicknames):
Ferry to rhyme with Merry, and lil Faramir HATES it
meg is me:
THIS IS CANON TO ME
STARTING NOW
InvisibleWashboard:
That is so good I adore it!
meg is me:
Pippin: "hop in the cart fam we're going to Buckland"
everyone looks at faramir
Faramir: "don't"
Pippin: "We're gonna go on the FERRY"
Me:
EYYYYYY
Merry, meanwhile, calls him Master Faramir, and this is why Merry is his favorite uncle
meg is me:
perfection
InvisibleWashboard is @invisiblewashboard, novelmonger is @novelmonger, Writing Valkyrie is @writingvalkyrie, Windmill to the Stars is @windmilltothestars, Kasey Gondor is @captaingondor, and meg is me does not have tumblr :-3
holy shit the hazbin hotel show. wow. incredible. very neat that they went for an almost-musical style because they had so much lore
BY THE WAY! this is a going to be a LONG, ramble-y, spoiler-filled post, so i'm going to put a readmore here and my thoughts on the show will be under the cut. if you don't want to be spoiled for the Hazbin Hotel Official Show TM or don't like hazbin hotel... probably don't read the rest of this post lmao
anyways. here's all my thoughts on it, pretty much. enjoy! :]
i need one of those cat creatures immediately KEESHEE IS SO CUUUTE AWWWW. oh they're called keeshee because that's the. the key. to the hazbin hotel HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT UNTIL I FINISHED WATCHING THE SHOW
oh fuck there's just been a huge massacre. rip. this happens every year. i guess charlie isn't really allowed to mourn or grieve for long though? which is weird because it seems like she cares the MOST about her people (demons), so she should at least be allowed to cry about it. maybe sob and wail a little bit, y'know? also be ANGRY ABOUT IT. it'll give her more oomf if she gets to be angry on screen, y'know?
there's kind of a lot of songs but besides the very first one- "a happy day in hell", i think- i like them. the first one kept moving the "camera" around too much, so it was hard to focus
i think something is deeply wrong with niffty, but assuming her connection to alastor is voluntary... yeah i can see it. they're allies (maybe friends?) for a reason
angel dust my boy
SIR PENTIOUS MY BOY!!!!!!!!
sir pentious taking a small chunk out of alastor's coat and alastor getting PISSED was cool. especially because apparently "no one's gotten this much before". damn, dude
poor charlie trying to help these people who have no idea how to accept help because she's demon-born, one of the highest-ranking people in hell, and the rarest sort of person in hell- kind
"let's do trust falls!" charlie says, as most of her little group doesn't do the exercise and niffty uses it as an excuse for her masochist tendencies
angel dust taking them to a night club is kinda funny. sir pentious probably hasn't seen ANY of this shit before. neither has charlie, probably. idk about vaggie, but she's obviously uncomfortable. and oh my god niffty WOULD love being a dom, but honestly probably not for the sex reasons. i don't see her as that kinda person lol, considering she spends most of the show talking about pain and killing bugs with a knife
charlie's mom has been missing for seven years
how is adam an angel if he's an asshole and he hates women? genuine question. of course heaven's judgemental and shit- helluva boss's angels proved that- but like, why is the guy who's basically in charge THAT much of a dipshit
wait alastor's been missing for seven years too??
COINCIDENCE: I THINK NOT. alastor and lilith connection???
valentino is a bitch, naturally. and so are his cronies. and that tv guy. "the vees" or whatever
oh is the tv dude hating alastor a reference to the song "video killed the radio star" because that'd be funny
"he tried to recruit me and now he's mad i said no :)" and y'know what, alastor? slay
"hey, how did you miss me guys?" "we didn't, but i guess you show up anyways" "..." great job alastor, disappearing for seven whole years didn't make you more famous/infamous lol
AN ANGEL EXTERMINATOR IS DEAD AND BEHEADED. WHAT. HOW
there are demons older than alastor??? i mean. damn. that's crazy bro. lol
nooo angel not everyone thinks you're a crackhead!! :(
oh gods, angel dust's trauma. oh god. oh no
ANGEL. ANTHONY. ANGEL DUST MY BOYYYYY 😭
sick ass song though, reminds me of addict (his previous song that's not in the hazbin pilot or hazbin show but is probably still canon anyways)
angel dust and husk's rivalry-turned-i-guess-you're-alright-now thing was neat AND THEY HAD A SONG TOGETHER YESSSSS THAT WAS AMAZINGGGG
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE HUSKER WAS ONE OF THE OVERLORD HIGH RANKING DEMONS AT ONE POINT WHAT THE FUCK????????
guess we know kinda why he owes alastor "a favor" now, because he was a chronic gambler
why did vaggie get a random duet with this random lady (carmilla arms dealer woman)
okay sir pentious (my boy, i love him, he's my son) calling vaggie "vagatha" was kinda funny
are we SURE that carmilla isn't a former angel? she probably isn't, but she sure is knowledgeable of them
charlie going to heaven to try and bargain with the angels and then using The Orb to cut to the B plot was pretty smart, actually. fucking LOVED that idea. heaven is literally watching, everyone :)
angel dust protecting his friendssss aughhhhh
FUCK valentino. FUCKKKK VALENTINO I HATE HIM. i hate that his moth demon design thing is cool because if it wasn't i could fully hate him
okayyyy SO vaggie's previous backstory as a pop star who committed suicide has been retconned. alright then. they said "what will give our beloved fans the MOST heartache? i know! let's make charlie's girlfriend with an underdeveloped sense of character in this show because the pacing kinda sucks a FORMER ANGEL. A KILLER ONE. THE MURDEROUS ONES THAT WE'RE TRYING TO STOP"
girl. vaggie. it's pretty obvious now that i'm looking back that everyone knows you're an angel. EXCEPT FOR ME, APPARENTLY. BECAUSE SHE HAD A DIFFERENT BACKSTORY PREVIOUSLY. WHAT
NO ONE KNOWS HOW ANYONE GETS INTO HEAVEN?????
andnfjfgjsjdn the pacing again- i was laughing at a joke they made in the show and suddenly they cut to charlie sobbing 💀 i had to rewind to be able to process that- augh
didn't love charlie getting stressed and sad- poor charlie- but LOVED charlie telling alastor FUCK YOU. that was awesome
"oh, alastor, i know you're an ace in the hole" "i'm a what now?" rosie's telling you you're asexual, alastor
vaggie telling the hotel residents that she'd understand if they left
nooo charlie and vaggie fighting actually means something now :(
OMG CARMILLA GOT HER OWN SONG YESSSS i love it
charlie yelling "FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH" at that lady in cannibal town was awesome
VAGGIE AND CHARLIE COME BACK TO THE HAZBIN RESIDENTS TRYING TO FORTIFY THE HOTEL AAAAAWWWW
charlie getting vaggie a souvenir from cannibal town and vaggie immediately tearing up because she knew charlie forgave her was cuuuute
FUCK YEAH GIRLFRIENDS KISSING!! WHOOOOOO LET'S GO GAY PEOPLE!!! I LOVE IT
*smash bros ultimate announcer voice* EVERYONE IS HERE!
except for like... most of hell lmao
at least the vee's are watching lol
THE FINAL FIGHT WAS SO COOL OH MY GODSSS
charlie's war gear being a dress that looked like an APPLE CORE LIKE HER DAD AAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOO ALASTOR!! oh he's fine actually. thanks vox for confirming that alastor's not dead lmao
aww sir pentious actually got to show his interest in cherri bomb without chickening outttt awwwww
NOOOO MY BOY SIR PENTIOUS NOOOOOOOOOO HE SACRIFICED HIMSEEEELFFFFFFFF FUCK DUDE NOOO
fun fact: i actually had to pause the show for a few seconds to put my head in my hands because NOOO SIR PENTIOUS MY SON BOY BABY BOY
FATHER'S HERE TO SAVE HIS DAUGHTERRR
i love how easily lucifer dodged adam's attacks lmao
"TASTE MY MERCY, BITCH" another iconic line from mr. duck-collector king-of-hell himself
niffty coming in and stabbing adam a bunch of times was awesome
"charlie told me to stab, so i stabbed :)" niffty. love her. weird little freak. epic
alastor coming back to the hotel ONLY after a breakdown and being like "i'm fine now guys :)" is... uncannily relatable LMAO
"ugh, this guy" lucifer. he nearly died, calm down with the sass for a second, sir
"i will never understand your taste" me neither, alastor. i don't think anyone quite understands niffty
the news describing it as "lucifer's pathetic daughter saved by her daddy" makes sense but. jeez what an asshole way to put it. she's an adult! and the PRINCESS OF HELL no less!!
AAAAAAAAAA MY BOY SIR PENTIOUSSSSSSSS AUGH
"uhhh.... where am i?"
emily's face being ":D!!" and sera's face being like. horrified. was amazing
Talking about my fear of flying types on this blog reminded me of this dumb looking driftloon plush I had as a kid that I could not sleep without. That being said could you share any facts about driftloons or the driftloon line?
awwww i love him. he looks like a great naptime buddy!
drifloon are funny little creatures. it's true that they do sometimes try to lure children away- though not by carrying them, since they weigh so little that even a small child can drag them around by their lil feelers.
it's also been noted that drifloon like to gather in humid areas. and the reason for that is they're waiting for storms to blow in! we're not exactly sure what it is that draws them to storms, but some researchers have theorized that driftloon use storm systems to help them plan migratory routes.
speaking of drifloon in storms, if the winds get too strong, they try to anchor themselves to rocks and trees....but sometimes the winds win, and you'll see a drifloon blasting off on the wind like a balloon with the air let out of it
Awwww this chapter was so soft and sweet ;-; even if I knew they were big, bad demon bois I would still protecc them they’re so cute
Y/n is so, so dumb and I love them so much :’D precious, oblivious creature. The boys trying to help their little goober hunt a ghost while still letting them do the job so they feel accomplished is just ahhhhhhgggg my heeeaarrrt ;-;
Your writing always gives me Feelings ;-; <333
AHAH THANK YOU! ♥ Getting me all misty-eyed here ♥
One thing I love about Colin is that he has a lot of compassion for animals. It’s almost annoying. He will literally sit on the floor if a cat is sleeping on his chair. When we take them to the vet, he becomes miserable because “they don’t know what’s happening”. He actually taught my overly-practical ass how to enjoy a cute animal video— or rather, now when I see one I think “oh my god Colin would love that” and then I enjoy it more. Now it’s our thing to send each other weird beady-eyed creatures and go “awwww little man”
at least stede and co. have clean clothes and bedrolls now...
and of course buttons is sleeping upside down like the Creature he is
stede's lying there thinking about the "you wear fine things well" scene i'm-
ed's stede-barbie is covered in flecks of black paint skfjhdkjfsfjh has he been holding it against his face???
and there's little ed-barbie i am obsessed. maybe he's been making them kiss
HE MADE THEM BOTH JUMP OUT THE WINDOW NOOOOOOO
oh god what if he thinks that stede is dead for real.
BUTTONS X THE SEA 5EVA
zheng's crew calling "good morning!" back to her like a class of children awww... at least that's a step up from stede trying to do flag arts n crafts with his gang of preschoolers
"the sea is restorative, isn't it?" "YES QUEEN!" i love buttons
buttons is getting INTO the tai chi
the swede found his place with jackie... is buttons going to stay with zheng? aw man are we going to lose all the crew? :(
"we're tender as hell"
"there is one other man on board" LUCIUS LUCIUS LUCIUS
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH
PETE TACKLES HIM TO THE FLOOR AND EVERYONE COMES OVER
"men are so fucking emotional"
"i thought you died!" "i think a lot of people did" BRUH
awwww pete and lucius!!!!!!
and the whole gang is watching lmao
"rat boy, what's that about?" "i think it's like a lunar calendar thing..." yeah right it's cause you got scooped up like a drowned rat
"what exactly happened to you, lucius?" ohhhh stede you are not gonna like the answer to that question. and by that i mean you are going to be surprisingly okay with it because you're insane
"...i fell" LUCIUS DON'T COVER FOR HIS ASS
"i'm overqualified for towels!" stede baby i think towels are all you can handle
"sea witch... i have looked for you far and wide..." oh my god? well he can talk to birds...
buttons x zheng's first mate x the sea 5eva?
oh no. seeing the revenge fills me with dread
ed's smiling. this is not a good sign
"no more booze, no more drugs, and more importantly, no more izzy" sdfskdgjhsgkjsh
"you did kill him?" he knows. he knows frenchie fucking wouldn't.
we all thought jim and frenchie would be hiding lucius in the walls. turns out they're hiding izzy. what a turn of events
"KILL ME YOU FUCKING COWARDS" aww it's the most normal izzy's sounded in a while <3
archie gives me big gideon nav energy and i love that
OH GOD JIM AND ARCHIE HAVE TO CUT IZZY'S LEG OFF
"are you even gonna ask how i am?" yeah stede, tighten up mate
"FUCK YOU that's how i am" aaaaaand here we go
"you broke him when you left and then he broke me. everything that's happened since has been YOUR FAULT." watch how fast stede can internalise that
"i see you've adopted the form of a humble man, sea witch"
therianthropy??? BUTTONS SELKIE REAL???????
ed jumpscaring frenchie "heyyyy :)" you know what i'm on board with stede the atrocities ARE okay if a man with big beautiful brown eyes does them actually
"how'd you kill izzy?" HE KNOWS
"you're left-handed. you just used your right." ed and his fucking mind palace as he slowly backs frenchie into a corner with that humorless smile FRENCHIE JUMP OVERBOARD
"do you think i wouldn't know the smell of my rotting former first mate?" WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS THERE ED
the operation was a success...?
why's jim got gauze shoved up their nose. did izzy kick them in the face
"he'll live?" izzy in the background looking like a corpse
jim's still holding the leg
"he seems like a bit of a dick" "he is, but he's our dick" EXACTLY JIM
jim and archie kissing over izzy's severed leg... how touching? at least put it on the floor jim
"our eyes lock as we're holding hands and we can't help but kiss over [izzy's] not once, twice, thrice [fucked-up leg]"
OH FUCK ED'S HERE
"leave me, all of you. ...take the fuckin' leg."
"he was your friend." loyalty is everything to jim
ed staring completely still and emotionless at izzy's presumed dead body... fuck
uh oh. olu seems to have relinquished the brain cell.
...none of the revenge gang knows what china is. why am i even surprised
"you can't file to save your life, and i'm pretty sure you broke the abacus" "yeah i fucked that up" sdjfghsdkjgh olu what did you do to the abacus...
"but you're calm, and you're smart, and... i actually really liked it when you visited the soup stand" SLFGHSKJGHADKJGAH DOES ZHANG HAVE A THING FOR OLU
(listen i'm not freaking out about olu/jim 'cause they don't even know if the other one is still alive or not. they're allowed to kiss other people)
and that was such a cute moment
zheng: this is my boyfriend, and this is my boyfriend's partner, and this is my boyfriend's partner's girlfriend
roach x soup 5eva
lucius and pete are sitting Far Apart now and THAT worries me
"we eat, but how often do we taste?" i'm glad roach gets to have a ratatouille moment
lucius smoking a cigarette and fucking hating stede with all his might... this boy is so fucking traumatised...
"i used to chew the old tobacco leaf when i was young and edgy!" stede for the love of god shut up and also you were never edgy in your fucking life
"my spicy little rat boy" "NEVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT" oh yeah lucius has fucking PTSD
"what happened in towels?"
ed waking izzy up i am not ready for this conversation
please subtitles please cover up the pretend amputated leg i am begging you
"up in Leg Heaven"
"i just popped down to say a proper goodbye" (pulls out pistol) I AM PUTTING ED IN A STRAITJACKET
oh no he's making izzy hold the pistol and point it at him
he wants izzy to kill him sooooo bad he wants izzy to do it
and izzy's laughing humorlessly because he can't fucking kill ed, no matter what ed does to him
"you scared, eddie? too scared to do it yourself?" they are both lunatics please for the love of god get divorced and nobody die!!!
"clean up your own fuckin' mess, i'm not doing it, i've been doing it all my fuckin' life" delivered like a housewife cheerfully telling her husband to pick up his own socks
A GUNSHOT
BUT ED HASN'T BEEN HIT
I KNOW IZZY CAN'T HAVE KILLED HIMSELF. BUT THAT'S CLEARLY WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO DO
ed, without turning around to look at izzy: "i loved you. best i could"
i'm chewing on the walls there is something soooo wrong with both of them
poor frenchie! "do you wanna do this here, or at the bottom or the ship, 'cause i can just jump over and make it easier" BABY NOOOO
you call that CLOSURE ed??? BRO.
"do me good to be at the wheel for a bit" ed is going to blow this whole fucking ship up and take everyone with him
taika delivers each line SO casually and never before has such a laissez-faire attitude filled me with such horror
"don't keep it bottled in! i get that you're angry, so be angry at me, don't take it out on pete" "oh, stede bonnet's giving me relationship advice?"
"don't be like me" stede... i really can't help but love him...
"one has to do horrible things to survive... there was this rat terrier named pepper... THEY ATE HIM! AND THEN I HAD TO CATCH THE RATS! WITH MY TEETH! THEY WERE WEIRDLY FINICKY ABOUT THAT." dear god "THEY HAD THIS GAME CALLED THE HUMAN PUPPET, THE HAND WENT WHERE YOU'D THINK" thank god zheng rescued lucius from the pet-eating and fisting boat what the fuck
"some maniac got rid of the wheel!" ed you'd have better luck just ASKING someone to kill you instead of doing whatever crazy shit this is
"i want you to fight her to the death!" "that's a bit misogynistic, man" priorities, archie "yeah, probably" add misogyny to ed's wanted poster "ALL LOVE DIES I'M JUST HASTENING THE PROCESS" ED FUCKING JESUS
so love = death to ed. smarter people than me could write so much meta on that. but that's why he wanted izzy to kill him
jim: "leave it man, we're not gonna fight to the death!" archie: (punches jim in the face) ARCHIE!!!!!
HUGE gideon nav energy
love a woman who is also a himbo
stede is still doodling on the wanted posters
"i talked to pete... he got nauseous and kind of started crying" seriously was it calico jack's old boat lucius ended up on???
lucius: look at all of ed's red flags
stede: red's my favourite colour so what it doooo baby
"maybe the time he spent with you is the best it's ever gonna get for him" and stede starts shaking his head OOOOOFFFF
jim refuses to kill archie, who has a remarkable lack of self-preservation (HUGE gideon nav energy seriously if there is ever a locked tomb movie/show... madeleine sami for gideon)
"you were gonna do it anyway!" [drive into the storm and kill all of us] "i was!" STRAITJACKET
someone shot ed to stop him from destroying the mast
IT WAS IZZY
IZZY'S STANDING
HE TOURNIQUE'D HIS LEG AND HAULED HIMSELF ONTO THE DECK AND SHOT ED
OH MY GOD THEY SHOWED HIM PUTTING THE GUN TO HIS OWN HEAD????
HE JUST GRAZED HIMSELF. HIS SKULL WAS TOO THICK. NO BULLET CAN KILL HIM
FANG TACKLES ED, JIM PICKS UP A CANNONBALL TO SMASH ED'S HEAD IN, AND ED JUST SMILES IN RELIEF AND SAYS "FINALLY"
What does it mean to be a true Kamen Rider? Is it to wallow in your self-loathing and resentment of others; using the strength you've gained destroy as you please in spectacular fashion? Or is it perhaps rising above your innermost demons and putting life, love, justice and freedom above such misery?
It's something that Kekera fails to understand, and while we let Keiwa-kun shine in the main plot, we have Ace deal with the little matter that is Zitt-
Shut the front door, ZITT? That's Jitto's official romanization? Zitt! Zitt!
Dumb name, hate it, 0/10. Fuck this game, watch it go.
Spoilers, I guess...
-DGP Bad Guys, Geats Howard Good Guy
-Awwww, Azuma
-Buffalo-san~!
-You're taking coming back from the dead surprisingly smoothly, Sara-neesan.
-...although I really shouldn't be complaining: at least she came out of the fridge with a drink.
-Bound in barbed wire, our friend Ace lies in wait.
-Kuromuri's still out and about.
-...oh, I forgot, her name is Kromer, I decided this last episode.
-"Kill Tycoon. I can't believe he's doing capeshit again. >:("
-Oh goddammit! We gained a Hakubi and lost a Na-Go and PunkJack in turn.
-...did Kekera have a hand in that or was that all Kromer?
-THEY TURNED BUFFA INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
-"There is no Kamen Rider in this world but Tycoon. After all... I'm Premium Kekera."
-Guess he doesn't much care for his own CG form.
-Frogification?
-Oh, that's a real term.
-I have to admit, that's actually pretty clever Daichi.
-"I did
-OHHHHHHHH BERDLY'S BECOMING KABUTOPS AGAIN
-Ironic that Buffa never went full Jyamato even though his body was so thoroughly transformed, and yet Nadge-Sparrow never really played Beroba's game until the end.
-Zillion Driver! ...what a funny name.
-That must be why he's romanized as Zitt.
-Good effort Daichi. Too bad you apparently can't beat a frog man despite going toe-to-toe with God.
-"You were supposed to be my Funny Man, but now you're just a little bitch boy!"
-He kidnapped them!
-"Gods have no soul... therefore, the only thing needed is your visage and your power!"
-Daichi had everything going on with him, and yet he looks down not in contempt... but jealousy. That the theme we're running with?
-Fighting for world peace, once more.
-The Jyamato were still living creatures, Daichi. They didn't ask to be bred and slaughtered en masse.
-A measure of humanity for a sparrow-trilobite.
-"Hey there, primitives~! It's just about time for Japan's #1 TV show... Kamen Rider Tycoon~! Starring Keiwa~! An unemployable bum with nothing better to do in his life than bitch and moan about world peace!"
-And all of Japan collectively asked "Who?"
-Oh that's low.
-This kinda reminds me of that one Chapter in Sacred Stones, where the druid kidnaps an innocent family and tries to feed them to the giant spiders. That's when Eirika starts getting serious.
-What zero inconvenience does to a mf
-Down Keiwa-kun goes.
-Ohhhhhhhh, you motherfuckers.
-Man, I don't think I ever got this mad about Orteca or Akaishi, these guys are just straight up satanic in a way that winds me up even more.
-"Write me a good one. Make sure you watch your wording and don't write the wrong kanji!"
-How about a world where you're not happy, Kekera? That's gonna happen in a few minutes.
-OH?
-They're free!
-"Those're my boys."
-Set!
-"I am the God here! And what kind of God would I be if I left my people alone!"
-THAT'S THE INTRO SHOT
-Let my people go.
-R
-Regard?
-Regad.
-Generate!
-Enforcement of Violence! Regad!
-Kamen Rider Tycoon is currently Japan's most famous man.
-Get rolled, idiot!
-"True Kamen Rider" SHUT THE FUCK UP
-General Sakurai...
-Laid the fuck out.
-"I became a Kamen Rider. I could help bring about world peace. And it's all because you didn't care about it."
-Mitsutoshi Shundo, you beautiful man.
-Welcome back, everyone!
-I will say, Regad suit? Pure sex.
-Red, black, and gold is always a great color combo (Hello Lupin).
-Happy End :)
-"That's the magic of TV!"
-Not even Boil valued his own life.
-Oh, there's the super cool Suel invisibility effect again.
-Hello, Star King Kirito but evil and fucked up.
-Good job, Keiwa-kun! ...no Orion Bolt, but that's okay. You don't really use bows anymore.
-Oh hey Ace.
-"You're working for world peace, man. That's the Kamen Rider way."
-Ohhhh
-A worldwide Desire Grand Prix! And everyone gets a swing!"
-R
-Regad Omega.
-A retool in the same episode it was introduced, okay.
-Creation and Master of All! Regad Omega!
-"The Ultimate Despair. It is you, it is me, it is all our desire."
-:O
-ANOTHER SHOT FROM THE OPENING NEXT EPISODE HUH
-OKAY
-Hot damn.
-Well, at least the wait won't be that long.
-Final Destination.
-Not our final episode, assuredly, but we're in the endgame now.
Whew, I am back. Let's go. Lol, I kinda forgot what happened in last episode .
OHHHH YESS, Drusilla is back. This should be fun!
What kind of weird dream is buffy having? Drusilla is controlling her dreams?
That angel dying was soooo bad lmao. My guy didn't even tried to act.
Oh hey shirtless angel. The show knew what we wanted.
I hate it so much when no one believes the main lead, can we at least humor them when you know that supernatural exist, like everything is possible.
This bangel kiss while it's hot, it feels like outta nowhere. Or maybe it's the way it happened, she was talking about something serious and he just started make out with me. A little more lead-up would've been nice. Its probably just me.
Oh yeah they can't have sex(don't know why, I just know it cz of spoilers).
What was the cut? It was fucking weird. We cut from buffy and Willow to Buffy and ... Willow? What was the point of that cut.
OH HEY OZZ!!!
"He's nice, i like his hands", lmao Willow , way to go!
Go tell her Buffy!! Tell willow. You're her savior.
WILLOW AND OZ ARE INTERACTING! Their interaction are so fucking top tier!
Yessss!!!!! A date!! Yesssz!
Oz and willow are so awkward and cute, I FUCKING LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!
"I said date", lmao willow, you're adorable and my favorite.
Xander and Cordelia do nothing for me. They're funny sure but I don't ship them.
Xander and Giles are funny together.
Spike is also back!!!! I am loving this. Oh his face is burned (or something).
Drusilla has lost it but blame angel. He's responsible for everything that has happened to her.
What's in the box?
Yikes, one of her dream scenes came true.
Who's this guy following Jenny? Can we all leave her alone.
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHO IS JENNY!!??? SHE IS WITCH!! PART OF A COVEN. YENNA(?) OF SOME PEOPLE.
UNCLE!!????
WHAT IN THE FUCK!!! JENNYYYYYY!
Wait, they(Jenny and her uncle) were talking about Drusilla. She's the one who was part of their coven.
I LOVE THIS EPISODE!!
Poor Giles though. Damn his heart is gonna be broken... Again.
Where is jenny taking Buffy? Don't trust her Buffy.
Damn, did she want her to get killed ?
LMAO, not people inside waiting and hearing her fight. You gotta love the timing.
OZ JUST FOUND OUT!!
Oz found out like immediately. Well, my guy, you're part of this now. Welcome to the madness.
Please don't gaslight Oz. Just tell him the truth.
LMAO OZ JUST ACCEPTED THE TRUTH. He's like, "that explains a lot". Seriously, though, show needs to do better with reactions after finding out that vampires or supernatural exist. Some freak out and denial would be nice.
What was that creature in that box? Was it sent by spike and Drusilla or the witch coven.
Willow: "What was it?", Oz:- "It looked like a arm", oh you my precious babies.
"oh she wouldn't ", oh she would angel, Drusilla would.
The Judge, this body is called the judge.
Damn, Drusilla just assembled a dismembered body and brought him back to life. What an icon. Lmao, this bitch is crazy and I love her.
Let angel go buffy, there's no other choice.
Awwww sad separation but get over it.
Oh so it was sent by Drusilla and jenny and her coven used this to get Angel away from buffy.
I ship angel and buffy but damn I need more of them.
Aww, angel gave her a family heirloom, a family he killed. How romantic😍
Him describing the meaning behind the heirloom was just funny considering what he did. Like damn angel, maybe don't do that.
He was gonna say I love you and the vampires came. Alright, I like this better anyway.
Like, Xander is way too damn right about how angel and buffy will never work. This will never be a thing. I mean it's sad but like, I am not that sad.
Another dream?
Sometimes bangel's scene has no affect on me. Like, there is no feels.
She assembled the fucking body!!!!! Damn, girl. What a good fucking icon.
Spike is gonna start hating Drusilla. Isn't he?
Lmao buffy, the body is assembled, you're too late.
Maybe they shouldn't have come to the party.
Lmao, the spike is too damn funny. I love him.
Ok, so who is gonna save them? Nvm, they did it on their own.
They are gonna have sex, aren't they?
Damn, the sexual tension. This scene is damn. The chemistry 🔥🔥🔥
Damn, the I love you's dropped. Again, damn this scene.
So they did have sex and he's dying now. Damn buffy and her poisonous pussy.
THAT'S WHERE YOU END IT??
Alright, I love this episode. This was freaking Good. This was more on the slow side but it fit perfectly with the plot. Like we knew about everything but we were still invested. You need to know your stuff for that. So great job to the creaters and writers.
Anyway, on the plot, damn that justice guy was so crazy and so fucking good of plot. It was insane and I loved it. I mean I definitely didn't see this coming. Assembling a dismembered body, Damn! I am loving this and can't wait for the next episode (great thing I don't have to).
Now, I don't feel bad for angel whenever drusilla does something to him or plot against him, I am sorry but the angel deserves it. In their case I'll always be team drusilla. Drusilla has suffered way too fucking much. She deserves revenge on him, I don't care what anyone thinks. The only person I feel about is buffy, she is suffering for his actions.
We had oz and willow in this episode and fucking finally. I love them so much and their interactions are just chef's kiss 🤌. What a icons. I love them, I love their innocence, I love their Interactions, I love their chemistry. I love absolutely everything about them.
Also, we had a lot angel and buffy which probably was most we have had them. A lot angst, heartbreak, love, confessions, anger, sadness and they did it perfectly. The crazy in love how I would describe them in this episode. There were some scenes that fell flat for me while there were some that were 🔥🔥🔥. Especially the last scene, what a fucking great scene. Everything about that scene was perfection. The hopeless, madly in love, the love, the tension, the craziness, the angst, the fear, that scene had everything and you can feel it. You can feel all the emotions. It was that great. Damn great job actors.
Also, the cliffhanger, I guess it's time to watch another episode.
That's it for now, see ya in the next one. Cheers🥂
awwhrhh awwww. awhehhghhgh. aweehhghghgh. aowow. sorry. yeah ehrm well im scared of archer fyi but this little intro with a crumb of archer is really rather darling ... i love a little gent who makes model ships. you cant get much better than that. shame he becomes scott bakula but what can you do
Omg...t he like quality of this is also really disconcerting . hewwo. its like theres different freaking camera angles for reals. madness.
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NOOOOO NOT A SILLY PUTTY BEASTS... HANG ON DIDNT I MAKE A POST AND PEOPLE WARNED ME ABOUT THEM. OH GOODNESS ME
bro why did you shoot my friend. my friend the klin- FTHE UFKCING INTRO I ALREADY KNOW THIS...
IM GOING TO VOM MAYBE.
CAUSE IVE GOT FAITH. OF THE HEART. IM GOING WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME. IVE GOT F
also i dont want to be unfair to enterprise but i am going in with reservations bc i know, like, some vague ongoings with it that make me raise an eyebrow and i am sorta going in this antiicpating taking the piss a BIT more than with others, and i will say love the intro i dont care i love the song the lyrics so funny BUT the visuals are also making me freaking piss myself im so sory.... this is so early 2000s american core...
i cant tell the men apart yet.. thats one of the white blokes.
mister archer isnt AS scary with this little supernatural getup. sorry to call it a supernatural getup. sorry. early 2000s white man core. aesthetic. whatever. sorryyyyyy. stupid brown coat and jeans that are melting on the body.
be quiet archer.
ARCHER..... DO NOT......
LEAVE MY FRIEND THE KLINGON ALONE.... MANS GOT SHOT. GET OUT OF THERE ITS QUITE RUDE...
hes britissh
why did no one put a tw: british cunt on this fucking sh-
WAIT NO SOMEONE TOLD ME MALCY MOO WAS BRITISH BUT STILL FUCKING. THAT ACCENT. SCARY. WHY CANT THEY EVER JUST BE NORMAL BRITISH.
i like travis he's cute isnt he
you are all being so freaking mean to the vulcans. i'll kill you- wait---- HI PORIYHTOOOSSOSO HI PUPPY HI BABYYYYY AWWW MWAH MWAH WHOS A GOOD LITTLE BABY BOO.....
i like phlox hi phlox isnt phlox quite lovely
archer do not look at his feet youfreak.
PHLOX'S SMSIELELELLELEE
HE SAID: :>
HE SAID THAT
HE SAID ^v^ he said THAT
can everyone just be fucking nice to t'pol ive notfelt the stress since tos i forgot you guys are so rude all of the time to my friends the vulcans, my best friends the vulcans....
the girls are fighting.... sad face... why msutwomen fight. women should love women. soapy. smile.
again with malcy moos voice. JEUSUS- FUCKING HANG ON NEVERMIND THE PUTTY PALS ARE FUCKING SQUIRMING ALL OVER,
THEYRE FUCKING WRIGGLING LIKE BEASTS
anywaybefore i was rudely interrupted by interprative dance type creatures i was going to reitera- JESUS ITS LIKE A SPIDER IT KEEPS GOING SORYR- i was about to reiterate that malcolms accent specifically like i thought the actor was british but also theres soemthing so exaggerated .... i cannot cope
can you show some fucking enthusiasm for phlox. hes so phreaking polite. and you are not showing the enthusiasm he is due.
i like trips accent though isnt it fun. i dont know the difference between american accents but it has that quality to it. like an elastic band .. bwang. ^_^
again with the effects. so scary. will it always be this scary . i need to be held gently. like how tos held me gently.
but also its so nice to be visiting actual places... god. it feels like so long like- OH MY GOD LTIERALLY BUTTERFLIES SO GOOD OMGGG even if . well this is rather ... cheeky - but yes well sigh. i always got a little frustrated with how limited tng was. but smile i hope we get so many little adventures toplaces like this ... like how tos was. smile..........
t'pol is literally saving grace here..... goodness fucking gracious.
hoshi is s o pretty btw smile
DOES ARCHER HAVE EARRINGS ? DID I MISSEE?
okay thTSTHe halfway point im going to break now nods (walks away)
Fairy, I'm so upset 😭 I fuxking— I LOVE horror, I love getting scared (aometimes—) but... The spiders 😭😭 I can barely handle Minecraft spiders, I'm that much if a little bitch when it comes to those creature s😭😭 i just wanna watch scary movies and play scary video games without having to check the internet whether it has them or not, and then be scared off when it doES 😭😭 I'll literally fucking cRy when one shows up on screen!!! Ahhhhhhh
awWWW jhfdugyfy babYYY :/ yea i personally dont have the biggest fear of spiders but for me it's other stuff, so i always gotta check too before i watch horror films and things of that nature im super easily spooKEd too HAHHAHGDFDUG but honestly!!! i do think it's kinda good practice to check if something you're consuming has something you absolutely hate? so while it might be annoying, i think you've kinda got a winning strategy bby ♡( ◡‿◡ )
-Can't be that off prediction wise lol. Didn't exactly predict much about the episode
-IS CLAUDIA'S STAFF SUN SHAPED???
-VIREN! TACT!
-Terry already best boi
-New favorite mythic creature
-Callum just trying to shush him
-Me when I buy a new book
-We all do Ezra
-Hah! The veggie thing is actually kinda cute
-Random thought? Dragon rider Soren lol
-The animation definitely improved
-Terry looks so awkward lol
-Awwww. That looks ominous but he's adorable
-Watch Terry be a flat out necromancer. Interesting that Claudia likes the blooming life abilities so much
-thats actually pretty funny
-Truth. Wlw power couple for the win
-RIP
-...Does Terry get panic attacks ever? Does Claudia? Does Terry have a dramatic backstory?
-...Makes sense
-"But only the one time?"
-"Am I about to vandalize an ancient book?"
-Roll credits
-I see both sides
-Okay.. now I'm kinda getting vibes of old arguments against needing legal queer marriage
-i will never get fart humor
-RIPx2
-Honestly I respect Virens view
-im also respectful of Claudia not wanting to lose the only family she has left
-I'll admit this seems more for Claudia than Viren
-Definately a bit of a pun of Viren and Callum
-Okay. So my timing of prediction was slightly off
Breathtaking
-That eye roll… You know what. Fair. Callum did just get this chucked at him
-Okay. He may need to vent if he wants to get his emotions stable
-Great boundary acceptance Rayla
-I LOVE BOTH COUPLES SO MUCH
-Ominous but valid Terry. Definitely think, particularly with the cuddle monkey explanation just before, Terry got the backstory. Maybe it's why he cares so much about helping Claudia with her dad
-I do actually understand that
-Claudia may be autistic is all I'm saying
-This will be great
-It was great
-Wait… if Terry steals someone's breath trying to protect claudia
-Solid nat ten Callum
-Love the armor. I'm just imagining dragon prince as riders of pern
-Thats totally what I would do and will come back later
-NOOO DON'T SAY THAT
-That can break or bruise ribs alright
-Probably unpopular opinion.. if Terry kills Ibis here I won't blame him considering the other option is likely loosing Claudia to Ibis' hand
-If that makes you sick Claudia…
-Ill add a if he thinks he'll lose Claudia
-Neat snake form. Easy nerve damage spell
-Not helping Soren
-Fair enough ezra
-Yeah I'd panic if I was Claudia. A choke hold like that can cause serious permeant injury
-CLAUDIA!!! I MEAN I GET ITS KINDA SELF DEFENSE ON BOTH PEOPLES' PARTS BUT THATS A LITTLE MUCH
-Wow. That's a really good parrelel speech and scene. Both of them are trying to protect themselves and it just escalates so fast
-That might have been poisoned and either way is very close to an artery. Realistically she'd probably have throat bruising, bruised or broken ribs, both interfering with breathing, probable concussion, potential further fractures, would devolp solid bruises, alongside solid blood loss even if it hasn't hit anything major
-I am not a killer. I just risked potentially leathal injuries
-F*CK!!! IBIS IF TERRY KILLS YOU I WILL COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND IT!!! NOT THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU VIEW BUT WOW THIS IS BAD??? WANNA AT LEAST EXPLAIN WHATS SO BAD ABOUT THE STAFF??????
-.....I. the way Claudia doesn't even try to get away
-Terry realizing he just killed someone
-WOW REALLY AIMING FOR THE PAIN AREN'T YOU
-TERRY AND CLAUDIA LEFT HIS STAFF??? THAT MAKES SENSE IF THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT EACH OTHER BUT NOW THIS FEELS EVEN WORSE AND THEY CERTAINLY DIDN'T WANT HIM DEAD AND JUST AHHHHHHHHHH
-AWW
-Welp
-I called the angst and literal darkness of the title, more or less the Raylum reunion, and the breath casting, but I'll admit I didn't get expect this situation
What Terry did was drastic but I don't really think he had more than two choices
There was so little time
Either he had to do something big enough to completely stop Ibis from casting the spell, or he'd watch his girlfriend get electrocuted to death. That's gotta be traumatizing.
Callum's reactions to Rayla returning really do feel natural
Claudia's reaction really does seem both real and odd at the same time. She doesn't freeze or flee or fawn or fight, she just surrenders, accepting nobody is going to be there to stop Ibis, barely flinching at the idea of dying via lighting
I wish Ibis didn't die though
Ezra's speech held so much nuance that I so rarely see in conversation. People deserve to be angry, they're going to feel hurt, you can't just move past something without aknowleging it, and even in the fight.. Claudia is fighting for her dad, Ibis is fighting for his work and home, Terry is fighting to protect his loved one, all of them are fighting out of love more than anger, and maybe if they were angrier or more open, fought verbally, maybe Ibis would be alive and Claudia less hurt. Maybe. But we can't know and nobody really wanted to hurt anyone. Also Ezra deserved his trauma getting acknowledged
If the flower comes back later imma cackle. Also, as ridiculous as the petichor thing is I feel like I'm missing some aspect of intentionality in Claudia liking the rain so much