Yo so I literally just submitted Dalinar from the Stormlight archive, but I feel the need to throw out some additional propaganda for fun. He CANONICALLY has a great ass, is much wrinkled, and is a Dad(tm) to tons of characters. He has some of the most boomer energy I've ever seen in a character, while simultaneously repping the war criminal community like the king that he is (he's actually not the king, he's the king's uncle). He's a thicc man to boot, and he's got a giant sword called Oathbringer which I think would be fun to be impaled on. Anyways, Dalinar absolutely deserves to be in the bracket, and if he doesn't make it I may cry.

We love men with fat asses