Tumgik
#that is son
muxas-world · 4 months
Text
Still not over this vale loves him so much the little helmet kiss 😭
Tumblr media Tumblr media
35 notes · View notes
captainsaltypear · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR
36K notes · View notes
hpandcarbs · 3 months
Text
Things Percy Jackson remembers in Son of Neptune:
Annabeth exists
I met Annabeth at a camp
Annabeth and I kiss sometimes
Fuck Ares
27K notes · View notes
andy-dandy · 3 months
Text
love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"
27K notes · View notes
escuerzoresucitado · 7 months
Text
50K notes · View notes
mo-mode · 3 months
Text
AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
23K notes · View notes
autistook · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I love social media
26K notes · View notes
mellotronmkll · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
This is so awesome
31K notes · View notes
rydenxo · 1 year
Text
okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.
122K notes · View notes
ton-visage · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
plays a funky tune that is so captivating and endearing that i permanently embed myself into the fabric of the kingdom
16K notes · View notes
marbleboa · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
That one Series of Unfortunate Events quote
[ID: A Mob Psycho 100 comic. Muraki gestures to Sakurai, who's glaring and surrounded by an ominous red-black aura while holding up a sword, and says, "You must understand-- he had a terrible childhood." Mob stares at him, dead-eyed, and replies, "Yes, I understand. I'm having a terrible childhood right now." Reigen is lying twisted behind him in the Family Guy Death pose. End ID]
39K notes · View notes
lilislegacy · 1 month
Text
Percy at ease
Tumblr media
Percy calm, but a little on edge
Tumblr media
Percy when mildly angry
Tumblr media
Friendly reminder that Percy jackson - our beloved silly adorable seaweed brain - is absolutely terrifying. When he’s angry, when he’s scared, when he’s on edge - he’s not warm and fuzzy.
No other character gets that reaction from people. Jason (the sweetie) is perceived as calm and in control, nico (our favorite self-outcasted outcast) is perceived as solemn and creepy, reyna (girlboss queen slay) is perceived as confident and assertive, and annabeth (our girl) is perceived as fierce, clever, and formidable. They are all intimidating to an extent.
But not like Percy. No. Becasue even when he’s at ease, he’s described as wild and disobedient. And when he’s not at ease, even if just little bit, he’s perceived as powerful, dangerous, and scary. Someone who NOBODY wants to mess with. Nobody even questions his power. One look from him has literal gangs running the other way. One look from him has Leo so scared that he’s literally shaking, and feeling the same innate fright and alarm that he does when jason summons an ear-piercing, earth-shaking, deadly bolt of lighting.
like… HELLO??? can we all just sit on that for a moment?? good lord
One angry look from percy has people thinking one thing: Run.
Percy is, canonically, the character that people find the most frightening and intimidating.
And unless he’s in a good mood - which you better hope he is - the reality is that most of us would be completely terrified of him if we met him.
11K notes · View notes
Text
i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
17K notes · View notes
ilovepjo · 2 months
Text
percy getting INTENSE annabeth flashbacks like he’s in the middle of a damn war 😭😭😭
Tumblr media
13K notes · View notes
greenconverses · 3 months
Text
the way percy got a crumb of positive attention from poseidon and was like “oh hey I love my dad now he’s pretty great :) :) :)”
12K notes · View notes
shopcat · 4 months
Text
now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories
15K notes · View notes