"Um hi im a stranger on the Internet and I disagree with you soooo maybe take that into consideration next time <3"

[satire]

Laughed way too hard at this, thank you for the laugh 💀(skull emoji)

Have a lovely day anon!

NTR fans: “Oh really? Jokes on you, I’m into that stuff.”

I’m sorry, anon. I really don’t get it 😭😭

You mind coming back to give the full context? 😅

I love you with wild temptations; I imagine much.

Love and temptations are such fickle things,

You're better off hoping for wildflowers in the winter instead of spring.

Though your imagination may run rampant,

Reality that will come crashing down upon you is far too adamant.

41,53

41. What’s the best orgasm you had in past months?

I edged for like 4 days straight, and finally came after using a plug while I jerked. I came so hard I got lightheaded and dizzy and shot so far it missed my head and got the wall behind me!

53. Do you like to be intoxicated during sex? How? Why

I think alcohol lowers inhibitions a bit so you might be more inclined to try something you’ve never tried during sex but id rather be high then drunk. I wanna remember the night and I won’t if im drunk

Hey quick question! If someone sends a request that you don’t feel comfortable doing, will you tell them? And if you do, will you dm them or post something to tell them (because I’m sure anons are a bit more tricky when it comes to informing them)?

Hello!

If a request makes me uncomfortable then I’d delete it if it’s from anon. I then may or may not make a post addressing it if I deem a request uncomfortable just so they know or other people know for the future!

I have messaged people beforehand as to why I’ve deleted it (if not anonymous) so it doesn’t happen again and most have been quite understanding 😊

Just make sure you read my rules and what I won’t write for and then everything should be fine!

If someone has requested something previously and I’ve not done it, tumblr did swipe a lot of my inbox so I lost a few (almost half and I had around 40 to do at the time)

But I have deleted some that sadly and truthfully I either found boring or found difficult to do. Which is rare. Or if it’s a character I know zilch about.

So yeah, if you think about sending me one in just read my rules or just message me privately! No judgments from me 💜

Lol, Quaritch was such a jelly this chapter! I could practically feel him seethe from not having that effortless chemistry with Spider like Janine did. Wonder what he was thinking in that moment. 🤔

Quaritch was definitely seething when he could see Spider and Janine laughing together. He was angry for sure, but it wasn't directed at anybody. If anyone, he was angry at himself. He grit his teeth but then let out the tiniest gasp when Spider lunged forward to hug Janine around the middle. He almost couldn't believe his eyes. The only time he had ever got to hug Spider was when the kid was tied up and couldn't do much about it. He'd fought and screamed at first, and only acquiesced when he exhausted himself and fell asleep.

Quaritch wanted what they had. He wanted Spider to want to hug him. To know for sure that Quaritch would be there for him. The anger returned to cloud his broken heartstring when he remembered why it could never be that way. He'd bought it on himself. He had pushed Spider way too hard, and he was probably going to regret that for a long time.

Maybe one day, if he kept trying, Spider would finally come to see him as that. As a father. The father he deserved. Quaritch was so desperate to fill that hole, and he could see how badly Spider needed it. But the child was stubborn and had a strong heart. It wouldn't be easy.

Spider pulled away from Janine - their embrace had lasted way too long - and he caught Quaritch staring through the window. Crap. He turned around. He didn't want Spider thinking he was spying. Everything had to be calculated with Spider. A single wrong move, or misunderstanding, and their relationship always took 5 steps back. Quaritch had had enough. He simply wanted to wrap his arms around his son and for Spider to feel safe there.

I wanna scribble in your armpits :( cause you’re just too cute

Akdjsksj!!! It’s first thing in the morning and I’m already in a Lee mood now this isn’t fair. You can’t just attack one of my worst spots like this with no warning!🙈

Intellectually disabled people can't shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trueeeee. This made me giggle. Thank you for this!

Have a lovely day!

Hey! So Im not 100% sure about this but I saw you rebloged a post saying

"'I love being a girls girl🌸" You tormented amber heard"

And Im confused by it so question 1. Does this post mean to support Amber and 2. Are you supporting Amber?

What I've gathered is that the post was meant to call out the hypocrites who claim they support women. Yet they were the same people who were siding with Johnny Depp and dunking on Amber Heard.

Does that make sense?

So basically:

Yes, it's meant to support Amber Heard

Yes, I do stand with Amber Heard

Last time you swam naked? please elaborate..

It’s been a long time, probably 9 almost 10 years ago. It was February, and there was ice on the shore; it had just snowed on the mountains, and the valley was frost bitten. My clothes, heavy jacket, wool socks, they were folded neatly on the shore of the river. My body prickled with goose flesh, the cold hurt my fingers and toes, and I shivered as I walked into the freezing flowing water. My body and my mind screamed in pain, begging to get to warmth, to feel heat again. I stayed in the water for close to twenty minutes before I got out.

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers 🖤

The sound of thunderstorms outside my window

The glow of the moon at midnight

The warmth of the sun when I’m at the beach

The smell of wet rain

Sucking cock and swallowing cum

deactivate your account <3

I'm literally a minor 🙄

pr relationships benefit the person, that’s the entire point—all this does is nosedive her reputation. if anything this is the least pr relationship she’s had. miss girl is dating the problematic man, critics be damned. tree must be having an aneurysm.

Yeah or she wanted every eyes on her this week end with the release of Speak Now TV and the selling is incredible ...

But I understand your thought there is other man for it..

Because let's make it clear he is just horrible...

I know you're wanting to make people cum with your tits but bruh, when did you get even more attractive. Those last ones are like a model <3

Aaawww thank you 😍😍🥰💗❤️ that's so kind! I think I'm discovering my best angles now and trying to make them work as much as possible 😂🤣 For example ⤵️📸