And, in case you’re wondering, no, I do not believe that God is going to smite me for being a lesbian.
[Caption: gifs from Teenage Bounty Hunters. Sterling and April are on a date on an arcade, playing skee-ball. April tells the story of how in second grade Adele Meisner, her best friend, told her she was moving to Arizona, and April “ugly cried and swore [she] was run away from home and track her down”. This made both of their mothers got involved because Adele felt “threatened”, as April says she was pretty intense back then. Stepril jokes, ironically saying that obviously April is “superchill” now, and says she gets that April was sad her friend was leaving. April confesses there have been many Adeles over the years, that she crushes hard on girls and only girls, so her orientation is “a fait accompli”. A bit nervous, Stepril asks if she’s ever acted on it with any of those girls before the two of them. April solemnly admits that Stepril is the first, rendering her speechless as she smiles and takes a deep breath.]
Teenage Bounty Hunters: S1E1 (Daddy’s Truck)