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reidiot · 2 years

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stiles stilinski lines i quote on the daily, but people have no idea because they're subtle:

1. yeah, absolutely not! that's hilarious, though.

2. i shouldn't say 'i told you so', because it's not strong enough. how about i’m always right and you should listen to whatever i have to say and you should never disagree, ever.

3. a little help would be, you know, helpful.

4. personally, i'm a fan of ignoring a problem until eventually it just goes away.

5. can we, maybe, find a slightly less pressure-field task for me?

6. yes, i've had a lot of adderall.

7. i can't think of anything. my mind's a complete blank.

8. it just feels so anti-climactic.

9. what happened? who's dead?

10. i should probably have a gun.

11. don't worry, i've had plenty of practice.

12. i have a vision, dude. okay? and it is a beautiful vision. don't ruin the vision.

13. that's beautiful. moving on-

14. i know, it keeps me awake at night.

15. am i drunk yet?

16. are we still milking that?

17. yes, i'm aware. thank you.

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youreastargirl · 1 year

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Okay okay hold on.

You’re telling me that Derek Hale is living in Beacon Hills owning an auto shop and consulting for the sheriff and having a rebellious teenage son who loves the jeep and in the first twenty seconds of being on screen Derek says to the sheriff “Maybe you should call your son?” Like I literally paused it.

Seriously considering keeping it paused and just writing a fanfic to finish it out because this is a beautiful premise that right now is canon. I accept the first 20 minutes of this movie. The rest we can toss.

#teen wolf spoilers #yes I’m watching it #might take me a few days #to watch it in small increments #everything else is ridiculously laughably the dumbest #like I laughed #like they just subbed in someone for Kira???#and the ‘badass’ camera shots and characters and literally laughable #and they used ‘we call him the alpha’ line twice in five minutes like it was not good the first time #I feel like I’m watching a movie script a teenager wrote with things they thought would sound cool #also why is Derek investigating fires #not cool #derek hale #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #sterek #spoilers #teen wolf movie

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gregre369 · 8 months

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Am I reading smutty fanfiction in the middle of a club because I didn’t take my own car? Yes. Does this make me unapproachable? Also yes. Am I going to stop no? No

#fanfiction #smut #lemons #sterek #Steddie #drarry #merthur #geraskier #the witcher #stranger things #teen wolf #harry potter #bbc merlin #I’m sorry but I’m so tired #and #I wasn’t expecting all this #straight men are out of line

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fanfrelon · 3 months

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Andrew Matarazzo

#andrew matarazzo #teen wolf cast #hot #muscles #pec #tan lines #andrewmatarazzoedit #twcastedit #hotstuffedit #my edits #2402

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basaltdyke · 1 year

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teen wolf: the movie

#teen wolf spoilers #teen wolf #sterek #im on this train and ill ride it to the end of the line #that was excessive elaborate mpreg queerbait #i dont even go here #also this is from a joker meme if you are confused but you know what this is for this moment #mpreg

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liplessthomas14 · 1 month

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The way Stiles just overreacts to everything and the way Scott is just so chill is so funny to me like-

Scott: Things with Allison are going good. Like...*lowers voice* really good. Stiles: Ewwww, Scott! Never share that much information about you in bed ever again! Stop talking before I have the urge to maime and kill MYSELF!!! Just shut up, Scott, ewww that's gonna scar me for the rest of my life I don't wanna know what's going on in that dirty little brain of yours ok? I don't-

Meanwhile,

Stiles: Dude, Malia snuck in to my bedroom last night and we spooned and then she did this with her claws *lifts shirt and shows what's probably a very scarred back* Scott: *gives a suprised and slightly concerned look* Holy.

#Ok so i dont remember the exact lines #but this is pretty much what happened #but ig u just gotta master that lvl of chill #when u grew up w an ADHD spaz w anxiety issues who's mouth works 100× faster than his brain #and his brain moves pretty fast too so like #stiles prepared scott to deal w turning into a werewolf #in more ways than one #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #scott and stiles #stiles and scott #scalia

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seemebaremyteethforyou · 6 months

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TEEN WOLF as movie posters 1x02 | “Second Chance at First Line”

This is the second work of my new series: Teen Wolf as Movie Posters. Here you can find all the edits of this project!! i hope you guys like it!!

#mpseries #teen wolf #teen wolf edit #tw edit #twedit #luxedit #1x02 #season 1 #second chance at first line #movie poster #tw posters #twposters #poster #poster art #poster design #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #s1mpseries

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depressedpanda69 · 9 months

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Zane Phillips and Froy Gutierrez line dancing.

#froy gutierrez #zane phillips #blake lee #line dancing #2slgbtq #lgbtq+#gay #legacies #fire island #teen wolf #boyfriends #hocus pocus 2

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outtoshatter · 2 months

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Writing Patterns

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

tagged by @dear-massacre, @raisesomehale, and @rosieposiepuddingnpie thank youuuu this is fun!

i'm doing only my last ten over-5k fics, just as a fun little experiment :D

Kingdoms Fall (WIP, M, sterek)

Stiles leaned over the jewel-studded bowl, fluttering his lashes as he breathed in the smoke from the burning herbs at the bottom.

The Price we Pay (66k, T, complete)

Stiles ripped the velvet strip off his face and winced, blinded by flames.

Pulling Strings (53k, M, complete)

Stiles bounced on his toes to fend off the creeping chill of the night, gaze darting impatiently between the road and the clinic.

The Stilinski Method (6k, T, complete)

Derek crept along on the balls of his feet, following tiny paw prints in the soft dirt.

Fractured Starlight (64k, M, complete)

The stretch of road between Beacon Hills and Willow Pass was almost always quiet, although Stiles wouldn’t quite call it peaceful.

Every Step You Take (8k, T, complete)

On a typical day, Stiles Stilinski would say his impulse control was shaky to moderate at worst.

The Next Chapter (105k, M, complete)

The photo ripped down the middle.

End of the End (90k, E, complete)

Stiles spotted the group with difficulty.

The Bright Side of Disaster (5k, T, complete)

The Beacon Hills spring farmers market was never small.

Keep Moving (10k, T, complete)

Derek squinted up, eyeing the clouds creeping in from the west.

okay, i'm not sure what all this says about me or my stories, but. there's at least a little variety here. I think? LOL

tagging uuhhhh @cephalog0d @2dents and @halevetica and anyone else who wants to play!

#writing games #tag games #gia writes #sterek #fic #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #derek hale #this was. interesting #idk what this says lol #some of it is action #some of it is just talking #i think if i could've gotten to Are You Ready? there would've been more variety lolol #also a disproportionate amount of Stiles POV but that will change soon #did i spell that right #idk #these are mostly public stories so idk why i feel so squirmy about this #maybe because it's just the first line singled out

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blackhholes · 1 month

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teen wolf - wolf like me

There's a cure, comes with a kiss The bite that binds, the gift that gives

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daylightdunbar · 2 months

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“whether you meant it or not, you picked the spot. you made the plan, you wanted me to help”

#lives in my MIND rent free #actually all of triggers lives in my mind rent free but this one line i SWEAAAAR #thiam #liam dunbar #theo raeken #teen wolf #triggers

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fromkenari · 4 months

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I was thinking back on my Tumblr fandom journey, and does anyone remember that brief, so brief moment when...

"You're not gay."

"I could be."

"Not dressed like that, you're not."

was a hilarious father/son moment when John Noah caught Stiles snooping before it was something that was nailed to the cross of things we had to give up as being fun pokes at the queer-coded character being truly queer and collected as examples of microaggressions and insinuations that he was only queer-coded because it was "funny" if everyone thought he was queer but he wasn't? Like that's in any way acceptable.

Also, don't forget, "There is a bible."

#teen wolf #stiles stilinski #noah stilinski #it just randomly came up #and i'm still so mad we don't get to have that line as moment #of dad would be totally supportive #but he doesn't believe his delinquent son is at a gay bar for being gay #because his partner in crime is there too #but instead it's haha no you can't have a main cast member be gay #who the fuck is danny anyway #let's make some more queer jokes #fucking jeff davis #ugh #out of credits

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loveroftime · 2 months

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Look I'm not dying for you

I'm not dying for you, either....but I will fight with you

#yatharil #thiam #theo raeken #liam dunbar #teen wolf #guys i love these lines so much #like my god they were lying their asses off #but they both knew it and it was fine

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strapinandstraponyourstrapons · 11 months

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nola: didn't you used to bully liam at your old school?

brett: uh... yeah. not my proudest few years, but, uh...

nola: relax. i'm just trying to find something we have in common.

liam: ?????

#actual lines i just wrote ahsjdjchushsge #teen wolf #puppy pack #puppy pack incorrect quotes #fic writing #nett #nolan holloway #brett talbot #liam dunbar

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buckybarnesss · 6 months

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teen wolf's greatest crime will always be trying to convince everyone stiles wasn't hot.

#my blog #thoughts on teen wolf #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #brought to you by the gif set of dylan o'brien i saw at 5am #that boy would've been up to his elbows in pussy #the second 'am i attractive go gay gays' left his mouth #there'd just be a line #like teen wolf tried so hard to cover dylan up like a victorian maiden #but we saw WE SAW #😭#and don't get me started on living renaissance painting isaac lahey

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oftenlyshitposting · 6 months

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ezra: oh no

shin: oh no is right

sabine: what?

shin: we may have fucked up

sabine: what?! is that why they're shooting us?!

ezra: call hera to send the fleet! call ahsoka too!

sabine: are you serious?! no! hera's gonna kill us!

ezra: what do you mean no? we're gonna die!

sabine: i fucking mean no. you wanna hear it in mando'a? nayc!

#ezra bridger #shin hati #sabine wren #wolfwren #wolfwrenjedi #ahsoka series #ahsoka #star wars #oftenlyspeaks #oftenlywrites #incorrect wolfwren quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #i keep forgetting this line was from teen wolf #cry laughing #sabine slipping into mando'a when she's stressed its canon

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