I need a stiles stillinski is actually Mitch rapp fic pls im begging ,,, like bro comes back to beacon hills for some sorta mission after completely disappearing for years and he’s just like a total heartless badass like what please guys pleaseeee so much angst no comfort only crazy shit
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Hii first of all I love you how are you
Second pretty please help me find a fic?? I read it at least 4 years ago, it was like a curse or a wormhole thing where Derek and Stiles fall in and have a whole life together. It's not "an awful curse" unfortunately :((
I remember they weren't together when they went in and then inside they kind of had to work together and grew to love each other and built a life. I think they even had kids? Eventually they tumble out of the pocket dimension and immediately hug or something and everyone's super confused because they were only gone for a very short time irl but for them it was like a decade. I think it had a happy ending??
Thank you <3
I don't know. If anyone recognizes it send me an ask or IM.
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Okay ummm
Why isn’t there any Eli Hale stories ??? The last one was pretty much written last year ??? I would write, but I’m not very creative. Someone needs to start writing for him …
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My mother, in our year of the lord 2024: I’ve just started watching Teen Wolf and…like, I think I’m going crazy because does Derek and…oh, what’s his name again?
Me, strangled: Stiles?
Mum: Yes! Stiles! Do they get together?
Me:
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If you listen hard enough you can hear the click clack of thousands of laptop keys as Sterek fic writers draft their fix-it fics and mutter to themselves, “I cannot believe I am still cleaning up this man’s messes…”
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A Real, Legitimate Summary of the Teen Wolf Movie's Plot:
(I'm not joking, but you're going to think I am)
also, spoilers obviously...
Scott McCall works as a rescue dog saving victims from building collapses in LA
Mr. Harris, the long DEAD biology teacher for school somehow magically comes back from the dead and decides to get his revenge on Scott
Mr. Harris flies to Japan and robs a ramen shop that Liam & Fake-Kira Hikari own, because they decide to keep the nogitsune locked in a spice jar on a spice rack
The nogitsune brings Allison back to life, who has been dead for 15 years, and uses the oni to kidnap everybody to hold them hostage in a magic spirit realm located underneath the lacrosse field while scott & eli play a lacrosse game
The nogitsune's plan is to make the entire pack watch Allison shoot Scott in the heart and kill him, so that everybody will be sad and he can drink their sadness to become more powerful
Scott pretends to die, so the Nogitsune gets made and turns into a WEREWOLF-NOGITSUNE HYBRID MONSTER and attacks
The pack decides that the only way to kill the nogitsune (even tho the nogitsune was previously established to literally be unkillable) is to have Parrish hug him and set him on fire to death
For some reason, the werewolf-nogitsune hybrid monster won't stand still to die, so derek decides to literally SACRIFICE HIMSELF by holding down the werewolf-nogitusne and letting Parrish burn BOTH derek and the nogitsune to death
Derek literally burns himself to death right in front of eli and orphans him
Scott and Allison decide to adopt Eli and run a dog shelter in LA
The End.
(no, i'm not joking.....this actually happened. this was the movie. some of the worst fanfiction that I ever read watched in my life)
P.S the only good part of this really bad fanfic movie is that for the whole movie derek keeps saying that he hates stiles' jeep (and he doesn't explain why) and then at the end of the movie at derek's funeral, sheriff stilinski gives Eli the jeep and says that derek secretly didn't hate the jeep.
then he explains that after Stiles left it behind, Derek towed it back to his auto shop (because derek is a mechanic now btw????) and fixed up stiles' jeep literally so he could keep it for himself. and I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be some metaphor for derek not realizing he's in love with stiles until after stiles moves away and now all that he has left is the jeep????
so, canon!sterek yay!
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If I had a nickel for every time Dylan O'Brian ends up in a ship where:
1) the love interest slams him against the walls
2) the love interest chases him when Dylan's character runs into danger
3) he holds up his love interest and helps him escape from danger
4) he ends up with the love interest hurt and with black veins from of a not natural "poison"
5) he and the other actor go along with the idea of the ship
6) the ship is not officially canon but still it's the most famous ship of the show (despite his being in a canon straight relationship)
I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
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