Text is done, now it's time for the border. You can't tell very well from this photo but I'm using one of DMC's Etoile flosses so the lavender is sparkly.
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I wonder.. Ted Cruz, is your wife still ugly?
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daemon tweeted to his main instead of his coquette alt during his six month tenure as master of coin and the stock market crashed. also i forgot to add a verification check so he's unverified cos viserys stripped it when daemon reblogged incest cuck milf porn on the doom of valyria anniversary
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I had to help the Zodiac killer escape the police but I kept messing up because I’m not American.
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I have to wonder if “Livia poisoned everyone” was more of a satirical running joke rather than an actual conspiracy theory
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His father is a major speaker and fundraiser for the GOP on the lecture circuit.
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If you think that astrology is fake because your newspaper horoscope was wrong, remember that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. It's not astrology's fault that it got murdered.
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