My dad got this new sprinkler that has like a motion sensor to drive away critters from tearing up the garden, so I decided to test its limits. Walked up to it no problem but alas I became too confident in my stealth abilities
[ID: Krazy sits on a log, talking to Ignatz, who stands beside him, hands on his hips. /end]
Krazy: How time dewellips, "Ignatz."
Ignatz: It does, indeed.
[ID: Krazy lies flat on the log, gesturing into the air. /end]
Krazy: The "fish" of yesterday was not ashamed to swim.
Ignatz: Well?
[ID: Two fish pilot a small submarine through the waters. Three fish, in the ocean proper, watch as they go by. Their periscope is raised up above the waterline. /end]
Fish: Huh, I knew him when he had to swim like us common fish.
[ID: The camera moves behind Krazy's log. We see him and Ignatz sitting close by each other, Ignatz leaning on Krazy. /end]
Krazy: And the "bird" of yesterday.
Ignatz: Well?
[ID: A dog flies a propeller plane across the sky. Four birds perch on its tail, acting as passengers. /end]
Bird: Driver, let me off at the third nest from the left in the old smoke tree.
[ID: Krazy sits pondering a thought while Ignatz bends over to pick up a brick. /end]
Krazy: And so it goes.
Ignatz: This "brick" will go in a minute.
This is so unbelievably funny to me because the struggle is real and there's a square over there in the answer and I'm laughing so hard but I also wanna share a random resource because I use this all the time to check the emoji in my tags, if you copy the square and go to this site and search the square you can see what it is and get some context ksoaksoakosk. -ghost-of-you
I THOUGHT THAT EMOJI MIGHT NOT SHOW SMH
But yessss! I love Emojipedia! I use it all the time on my computer bc I have an old Chromebook that acts like I'm asking for the world when I try to pull up an emoji keyboard so it's just easier to copy/paste from there. I didn't know you could copy the squares to search though, that's such a good tip, thank you!!
Watching AI types say we need generative AI-written dialogue to create a game where NPCs can remember and react to things and thinking of when the Call of Duty devs declared that they had finally pioneered the tech to have fish move away from the player, only for someone to post a video of fish moving away in Super Mario 64 a few minutes after the press conference ended