✨ M A R Y - J A N E W A T S O N ✨
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You should not be playing with your daughter's titties.
Not what's actually happening in the comic but is just too funny to not say.
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Criminal: *turns off the lights* haha! Try and fight me when you can't see!
Daredevil: I can still sense you in the dark.
Spiderman: as can I!
Dead pool: I cannot! so this is kind of upsetting for me.
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Spidey and His Amazing Friends in Space!
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A Random Rainy Night:
Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*
Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*
*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*
Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.
Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy
Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet
Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted
Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?
Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!
Tony: Flabbergasted Stark
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Deadpool's guide on how to take care of your blind spider.
Step 16: Give him a blind friend. Loneliness is a killer
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Magneto + Charles: 40+
Avengers/older x men/fantastic four/older midnight suns: 30-35
Younger x men/team spidey/younger midnight suns (minus wiccan): 23-26
Young avengers: 20-24
Champions: 16-20
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Johnny: You know Spiderman better than I do??
Deadpool: I guess I do! Makes sense, since we’re a part of Team Red
Johnny: “Team Red”?
Deadpool: Ya know, me, Spidey, and Daredevil
Johnny: Well I wanna join, I should be on a team with him
Deadpool: Oof…sorry Bluey, but there’s no red in your costume, so you can’t really be a part of “Team Red,” ya dig?
Johnny:
Johnny: I’m fire!
Johnny: Fire is red !!!
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Spidey and His Amazing Friends!
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