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A while ago, Meng Shi ordered the harem palace (in Jing Manor) to be renovated. Now it's officially finished, and A-Yao also loved the new renovations.

As Ayao was in a meeting with some of his officials, Meng Shi decides to show the harem and their leader the newly renovated place.

Qin Su: *leading the harem*

Meng shi: here it is, gui feis. How is it?

Qin Su: very lovely, yuemu hou (mother-in-law)

Meng Shi: consider it a wedding gift from me.

You're the leader of the harem after all.

Qin Su: aww, thank you so much.

Su she: taihou, you're so talented. I bet you sketched the renovation plans. Huangdi does the same with his watchtowers.

Meng Shi: yes. All hand sketched and given to the designers.

Mingjue: I didn't know you can draw, taihou.

Mo xuanyu: stop being rude, dage!

Mingjue: I'm not being rude.

Mo xuanyu: you are.

And you're Implying that taihou isn't talented.

Mingjue: when did I say that?!! Xuanyu stop causing chaos!

Xue yang: dage, how could you. *laughing*

Mingjue: *rolls eyes*

Meng Shi: *chuckles* team d, team d. Take it easy on Nie gui fei.

And he needs to save his energy for my son.

Mingjue: *trying not to blush*

Xue yang: ahahahahaha!!!

Su she: you're right, taihou.

We'll spare him this time.

Mingjue: and are you Meng Furen(Qin Su)?? No.

Su she: *offended*

Mo xuanyu: Su Jiejie! Can you deduce his salary to punish him! He's being rude to team dimple.

Qin Su: oh my goodness. *facepalms*

Jiang cheng: taihou, why is team dimple so entitled.

Meng Shi: Sometimes I wonder the same. I know they're overly spoilt by A-Yao, but team d is a different breed.

Team dimple: *gasps* taihou.

Meng Shi: no one can reach team d standards.

Maybe if Jiang gui fei wishes, you can stare at my son's dimples for a few hours.

Su she: and stop having an affair with Lan lips.

Jiang cheng: I'm not having an affair with Lan Xichen, Su she.

Xichen: wait. With who??

Meng Shi: WHAT?!

Qin Su: told you I don't trust him.

Xichen: taihou, trust me. I'm devoted to A-Yao.

Huaisang: what's wrong with team dimple today.

Mingjue: what isn't wrong with team dimple.

And they always want to look good in front of taihou.

Xue yang: pfft! That's so not true.

Qin Su: ah, let's have a seat. And eat some snacks.

Before a fight break out.

Meng Shi: amazing!

Harem members, this is why I love A-Su.

You don't see her fighting over my son.

She's dignified.

Mo xuanyu: *pout* we'll behave then.

Xichen: *smiling*

Su she: she's the head of team dimple.

Huaisang: that's not fair.

Mingjue: I'm not jealous.

Meng Shi: *sarcasm* sure.

And besides, A-Su gave A-Yao a son.

Have you guys done that yet?

I believe mpreg is possible. Xuan'er did it.

Jiang cheng: dang.

Su she: *blushing* make a child for Huangdi? He's too glorious. Too hot.

Huaisang: then that means Lan Xichen is ahead too.

Mo xuanyu: what?

Xue yang: that can't be!

Su she: we're never second to non. I won't lose to that Lan lips.

Meng Shi: oh nie Huaisang, see what you have caused.

Now team d will harass poor Lan gui fei again.

You know they're simps.

Hauisang: I love drama, taihou.

Mo xuanyu: taihou, taihou. How's that lip guy ahead of us?

Meng Shi: he's a father figure to Lan Jingyi. Hence Jingyi is Xiyao's child.

Rusong is everyone's baby, but Qin Su is his mom. Lan xichen is also Rusong's mentor and private tutor when he went to the cloud recesses.

Mo xuanyu: ohh.

Darn Lan lips.

Su she: he always want the spotlight.

Xichen: I rather impregnate him again.

Team d: *clench their chests*

Qin Su: be decent, Lan gui fei.

Xue yang: why do I agree with Lan lips all of a sudden.

Meng shi: because you're a simp for my son's dimples, Chengmei.

Duh.

But don't worry, I love you all equally.

The nies need some work, but you all have served your huangdi beautifully.

Harem: thank you, taihou.

Meng shi: mn. I'm happy that you love the renovations. I haven't renovated it for you all to make love to my son in an open space.

Xue yang: *drooling* making out with Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: aaaah.

Su she: *blushing*

Meng shi: do you hear that, team dimple.

Su she: yes!

Mo xuanyu: we'll try to control ourselves.

Xue yang: I may disappoint you.

Meng Shi: there are private rooms here. Rest assured.

Su gui fei, explain to them.

Su she: yes taihou. The harem's banquet and conference hall is an example of our virtuous connection with Huangdi. Hence we shouldn't be vulgar in the open.

Jiang cheng: *rolls eyes*

Huaisang: got it!

Meng Shi: Su gui fei and the rest of team d can still give him little kisses on his dimples.

Mo xuanyu: *turning red*

Qin su: harem members.

Huangdi's birthday is coming up. So you're all advised to arrange gifts. We must throw an extravagant banquet for him.

Su she: how can we forget, Huanghou. Team d had started giving him a bouquet of roses every day.

Mo xuanyu: everything is planned out.

Xue yang: team d is better than everyone after all.

Su she: my sect will do their part too.

Qin su: sounds good.

You know, the fox spirits are already partying for Huangdi.

Xichen: they do love their Huangdi.

Meng Shi: Yao'er is an ideal emperor indeed.

Other than Mo, Su and xue gui fei wiping their nosebleeds, what else you all have in mind for A-Yao's birthday?

Qin Su: I may dance or play the guzheng.

Xichen: I will play music as well.

Qin Su: why?

How dare you compete against me.

Mingjue: uhhh....we haven't thought of anything yet.

Jiang cheng: my sect will organise some auspicious gifts.

Qin Su: that's nice.

Huangdi will appreciate it.

Xue yang: since when Jiang cheng is so nice. Ugh.

Su she: sickening right.

Mo xuanyu: he's afraid of taihou.

Su she: *scoffs*

Jiang cheng: won't you go a second without judging someone?

Mo xuanyu: oh dear Jiang cheng. Team d will always judge everyone who's not a part of team d.

Jiang cheng: taihou, do you see!

Meng Shi: let the simps be simps, Jiang gui fei.

Su she: we'll stop when you meet team dimple standards.

~~~~

On the other hand, in a city on the outskirts of Jingjing, Rusong, Jingyi, Jinling and friends were having lunch and a few drinks.

Of course Rusong, Jinling and Jingyi had to dress down as noblemen, and Sizhui and ouyang Zizhen continued to wear their sect clothes.

Rusong: *eating hotpot with the rest*

Jingyi: *chewing on a pork rib* Guys. Do you just eat when your mouth feels lonely?

Rusong: *laughing* how does your mouth feel lonely?

Jingyi: I don't really know.

Ouyang Zizhen: you're kinda up to something! My mouth feels lonely all the time!

Jingyi: I thought I was the only one.

Jinling: how is Jingyi my cousin?

Sizhui: Jinling. Be nice.

Jinling: look at the difference between A-Song and him.

Jingyi: what's your problem, man?! So I can't eat pork ribs?

Jinling: then you senseless things.

Jingyi: I know your mouth feels lonely too, mistress Jin.

Sizhui: what else are we going to do guys?

Ouyang Zizhen: anywhere with Rusong!

I mean. Anywhere except Bailing. Hehe. My dad is a wet sponge.

Jinling: what the hell?!

Ouyang Zizhen: I mean! He is! He always bosses me around.

Rusong: *glares*

Jinling: are you trying to flirt with my cousin.

He's off limits.

Ouyang Zizhen: when did I do that, mistress Jin!

Yea Rusong is hot, but I mean that I'll go anywhere with him.

Rusong: haha. I'm hot?

Ouyang Zizhen: I didn't say that....

Rusong, Rusong. How about we go see ladies, and try to flirt with them.

The most ladies one impresses, gets to be pampered for a day.

Sizhui: what......I can't.....Lan rules..

Jingyi: let's do it! And we're already in disguise.

Sizhui, I won't tell the Lans. Don't worry.

And I'll bail you out of punishment with my prince privileges.

Jinling: my uncle may break my legs.

Ouyang Zizhen: if he finds out.

Rusong: well, let's do it for the experience. But I have a gf already.

So I won't do anything too intimite.

Jinling and Jingyi: You have a what?!??!!

Jinling: who do I have to beat up!

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong, but you're mine. My Dianxia.....I mean....future Huangdi....hehe.

Jinling: I'm your future Huangdi too.

Ouyang Zizhen: ............I knew that.

Jinling: always flirting. *rolls eyes*

Sizhui: Rusong, who's the lucky girl?!

Rusong: soon you'll meet her.

I think she'll come some time this month.

Sizhui: great!

Rusong: guys, we can go to the theater. There's a lot of pretty as well as talented people there.

The empire forbids brothels, so there isn't any. Yet they're are theaters where people can freely perform and get the respect they need.

Jingyi: let's go!

Jinling: you smell like meat.

Jingyi: so!

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong always smell like peonies.

Rusong: aw, I'm flattered.

Well in the second lianfang zun, so.

I'm hidden fragrance master.

Ouyang Zizhen: love it.

Ouyang Zizhen: Rusong! Where's xue yang? He used to teach me how to flirt.

Rusong: he has a harem meeting. You know A-niang is the head of the harem and Nainai has renovated the harem palace.

Ouyang Zizhen: darn simp, xue qianbei.

He acts so tough but had to comply to a harem.

Jinling: chifeng zun is also there, so.

Jingyi: hahaha, and Zewu Jun.

Ouyang Zizhen: goodness, the entire Jianghu.

Rusong will have the Jianghu on their knees too.

Sizhui: lol I can see that happening.

Jingyi: I think they're planning A-Die's birthday banquet.

But they don't know we're ahead of everything.

Rusong: we organized his gifts even before team dimple.

Jinling: same!

Ouyang Zizhen: wow.

Jinling: I have to buy a gift for A-Die too.

Rusong: uncle Zish. I got one for him too.

Sizhui: that's so cute. How you have to buy two gifts because they share the same birthday.

Rusong: mhm.

Jinling: A-Die was born 2 hours before Xiao shushu.

Rusong: they're twins, but born from different moms.

Ouyang Zizhen: that's so rare.

Jinling: they do everything together.

Rusong: have tea, shop, rule, travel, judge people, gossip.

Oh, and they pick up rent together too.

Sizhui: and they made you two grow up together too.

Rusong: yea. We used to be in matching outfits too, during our childhood. *laughing* right, Ling gege?

Jinling: omg yes! That was pretty cute.

Rusong: so A-Die is two hours younger than uncle Zish, and I'm 2 years younger than Ling gege.

Ouyang Zizhen: what are the odds.

Jingyi: I know right.

Ouyang Zizhen: let's go meet some ladies, guys!

~~~

In a certain theater~~

Ouyang Zizhen: *trying to flirt with a couple of Hulijings*

Hey babe. I'm a future clan leader, as you can tell.

Hulijings: *giggling*

Ohh, what clan?!

Ouyang Zizhen: uhh....I can't remember.

So you can't remember your sect.

Ouyang: because... I'm so overwhelmed by your beauty. Hehe. Let's have some wine.

Sure, Gongzi.

We'll love to have some wine.

Ouyang Zizhen: ladies, why is your Dianxia hot?

You have a crush on Dianxia?

Ouyang Zizhen: no no no no no. It's for scientific purposes, I swear!

Dianxia is hot because Huangdi is hot too.

Ouyang Zizhen: you have a point.

The Mengs are known for their beauty, and trademark dimples.

Ouyang Zizhen: *blush* you got that right.

Jinling: *to a cute hulijing lady* YOU'RE HOT! AND I'M RICH! *runs off*

A couple of hulijings swarmed Rusong.

Omg he's so hot!

He's really cute!

Gongzi, you should be Dianxia's concubine!

Rusong: *laughing* why should I?

Because you're gorgeous just like Dianxia.

Rusong: aha, I see. I thought this day would never come.

Rusong Dianxia is hella hot, isn't he.

Like really hot!!!

Rusong: hmm. Here's a few combs for everyone! And don't worry about the bills for your meals. I'll sponsor everything.

Ahh, Gongzi is so charming.

Jingyi: hey babe.

I'll teach you some cultivation if you want.

You know what I'm talking about?

Gongzi, we will love to see your cultivation skills.

Which sect are you from, Gongzi.

Jingyi: the lan sect.

Ohhhh!

Then why are you dressed like a young aristocrat? Where's your headband?

Jingyi: my headband......is in the laundry.

Amd I'm in a disguise because I don't want master qiren to find me.

What a rebel!

Do you know our hero?

Jingyi: Hanguang Jun??

Nooo, Jingyi er Dianxia.

Jingyi: WHAT?! ehem. I do know him. Hehe. He's really chill.

Rusong Dianxia also did private classes in the cloud recesses.

The two are the next twin Jades for us hulijings.

Jingyi: aha??? Really?

But Gongzi, you're really handsome too!

Did you bring us gifts?

Jingyi: oh yes I did.

Sizhui: *chatting with a few ladies*

I'm sorry, but I can't remember Wei qianbei's tips.

Aww you're so cute!!

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ssuminshan-official · 1 year

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Huaisang kidnaps Rusong 😵

Prologue~~

While on a night hunt, some Nie members kidnapped Rusong.

Nie Zhao and some other nie clan members: *pulling him away*

Rusong: let go of me!! What do you want?!

Shut up!

We don't listen to you!

Don't make us gag you!

Rusong: you don't know who my A-Die is!!!

Certainly we do. Now be a good Dianxia and come with us!

~~~

Zhao: Gongzi.

Huaisang: *opens fan* Sang ge's hulijing spawn.

Zhao: he's successfully kidnapped, Gongzi.

Huaisang: tied him up and imprisoned him?

Zhao: yup.

Huaisang: and don't use the word 'kidnap'. It's borrowing, or simply babysitting.

I'm still a part of San ge's harem.

Zhao: sure gongzi.

Huaisang: good. Let's go pay him a visit.

Rusong: *turns into his fox form, to release the rope which was around him. Then morphs back to his normal form* How dare they kidnap me.

Huaisang: feeling comfortable, foxy?

Or should I say, hulijing Dianxia.

Rusong: Uncle Sang! Did you do this to get back at A-Die!

Huaisang: no no no. I'm babysitting for San ge.

Rusong: lies!

Huan Shizun told me that if someone kidnaps a person, they would hold them for ransom.

Huaisang: haha. That will definitely help Qinghe with their finances. But I chose not to.

I want to make sure that San ge's lineage doesn't go on.

Rusong: oh ho.

So you came out to be a mastermind.

But you look so weak? Do you eat?

Huaisang: that's the point! And yes I do eat.

Rusong: bak choi alone isn't a meal!

Huaisang: I was dieting at that time! Leave me alone.

Huaisang: back to my dark dialogue.

Ehem. You look a lot like your dad.

Rusong: it's the dimples, isn't it?

Are you jealous that you don't have dimples?

Oh this is why you kidnapped me.

Hauisang: I'm not jealous of your dimples! Can you please let me live through my villain arc.

Rusong: you have to look the part, uncle Sang.

Maybe you can do something with that hair. *yanks his hair with his energy*

Huaisang: ouch!! Let go of my hair! Stop pulling it!!

I have a sensitive scalp!

Rusong: *raises hand* and a villain must have a slender waist!

Huaisang: ouuchh, stop tightening my waist!

Rusong: Huan Shizun told me that some would walk with a limp to look more ghastly. Like a fierce corpse. Should I break your leg?

Huaisang: NO!!!!

Rusong: *laughing* ok fine fine, I'm done messing with you.

Rusong: uncle Sang, you shouldn't mess with me!

Huaisang: who are you going to call?

Team Dimple.

Rusong: are you scared?

Huaisang: no!

Rusong: Uncle Su might punch you, uncle muffin might cut off your tongue, uncle Yu might attack you with a talisman.

Huaisang: *rolls eyes*

(In childhood, Rusong calls xy uncle muffin because, Yao would sometimes call him murder muffin.

Xy hates it as well as loves it when Rusong calls him that. He just doesn't want to sound cute)

Huaisang: those guys are lame.

All they can do is threaten me.

Rusong: because A-Die is sparing your life, obviously.

Huaisang: yea right.

Rusong: (just watch. I'll annoy you so much, that you will be forced to call A-Die's team dimple to take me.

They'll definitely not spare you)

Rusong: uncle Sang. Let's play smash or pass.

Huaisang: I don't want to play any games with you.

Rusong: but I'm bored! And you know what happens when hulijings are bored.

Huaisang: fine.

Rusong: first person. Master Qiren!

Huaisang: ewwwww. Noooo. That grumpy old man.

Rusong: you'll make a good couple. And he can teach you some manners.

Grudges are forbidden in the cloud recesses.

Hauisang: boy, we're in Qinghe.

Rusong: that explains a lot about you.

Huaisang: are we playing smash or pass, or are you judging me?

Rusong: both. Master Qiren, smash or pass.

Huaisang: pass.

Rusong: A-Die.

Huaisang: .....smash. but don't tell him.

Rusong: oh uncle Sang. You have quite a lot of secrets.

Huaisang: Jiang cheng.

Rusong: he got some work to do, but I'll smash.

Rusong: wait til I tell A-Ling. Heehee.

Huaisang: don't you dare!

Rusong: fine. Whatever happens in Qinghe stays in Qinghe I guess.

Wen Ruohan.

Huaisang: *sobs* why do you keep mentioning old people!!!!!

Rusong: well since that you kidnapped the prince of hulijings, I guess that you needed funding.

Huaisang: You rotten dimpled boy! I don't need a sugar daddy.

Rusong: Dianxia.

Huaisang: *pouts* Dianxia, my foot.

Rusong: Hanguang Jun.

Huaisang: too icy and scary. Pass.

But he is really handsome, ngl.

Rusong: Huan Shizun?

Hauisang: Zewu Jun right? Smash, but he's way out of my league.

And taken by that San ge.

Rusong: oh too bad. But yes he's out of your league.

Huaisang: oh God, don't mention it!

Rusong: do you like Any woman?

Huaisang: noo. I didn't see anyone I like.

Rusong: well ok then.

Smash or pass was fun with you.

Huaisang: what are you doing?

Rusong: taking a seat.

Nie Zhao, can you get me some tea?

And a massage would be lovely!

Nie Zhao: Dianxia, I~~

Huaisnag: kid, that's my assistant. He doesn't listen to you.

Rusong: but you said that you're babysitting instead of kidnapping me. I guess I have a right over your assistants too.

You're not doing very well.

Should I fire the Nie members?

Huaisang: *sigh* Nie Zhao, get him some tea.

Nie Zhao: ok.

Rusong: how about we brighten up the place a little.

It's dark.

Huaisang: A-Song, it's a dungeon.

Rusong: uncle Sang. I want to renovate the place.

To make it more comfortable.

Huaisang: comfortable?!

Rusong: *pushes down the door with his energy*

Huaisang: *covers his mouth in shock*

Rusong: much better.

Can I have a bed and about two people to groom my fox tail.

Hauisang: *stressed*

Rusong: A-Die said that we must always be neat and proper.

Huaisang: .........

Rusong: I would like some food and fresh fruits as well. I prefer my apples sliced.

Huaisang: you'll eat what I give you.

Rusong: ok fine, but the food must look presentable and edible.

One thing! What if we tear down uncle Jue's room and put a hottub!

Huaisang: no!! We're not destroying anything! You're insane!

Rusong: excuse me?

Nie zhao: your tea, Dianxia.

Rusong: thank you.

Huaisang to himself: I have to call team dimple to take this spawn of San ge away from me.

~~~

Hours later.

Team dimple: *barging in*

Su she: Huaisang!!!

Mo xuanyu: what the hell did you do to my nephew!!!

Xue yang: you really want to see the worst of us?!!

Huaisang: quit it. And take him with you.

Rusong: uncle Yu! Uncle Su! Uncle muffin!

Xue yang: shhh. I want to sound intimidating.

Su she: how dare you kidnap little Dianxia.

Mo xuanyu: oh no, he looks so famished. Poor baby.

Rusong: *puppy eyes*

Mo xuanyu: don't you know how to take care of a child?!!

Xue yang: shame on you.

Su she: Little Dianxia, don't worry. We'll take you back to your Jing Manor.

Huaisnag: I gave him tea!

Trio: still a shame! Blehh!!

Huaisang: *cried* he wanted to turn Dage's room into a hottub, he shipped me with Lan qiren and he broke down the bars. Dungeon bars are very expensive.

Xue yang: so that means Dage would be shirtless more often.

Su she: at least you'll learn Lan rules and customs.

Mo xuanyu: does rich emperor ring a bell.

Huaisang: menaces!

Huaisang: but do you think that I have a chance with Zewu Jun?

Trio: no!

Xue yang: he's Jiggy's property.

Mo xuanyu: stay away from Lan lips.

Su she: he's taken!

Huaisang: what's wrong with you! And you always taunt him!

Mo xuanyu: yea. But we love Yao gege. And whatever he likes, we like.

Xue yang: let Jiggy do what Jiggy wants to do.

Su she: he sent us to take A-Song, even before you called us.

Huaisang: yea ok. Now get out.

Rusong: lol. Anyways, speaking of A-Die.

let's go, team dimple.

See you later, uncle Sang.

Trio: ah yes, little Dianxia.

Trio: *took turns to sternly stare at huaisang, while walking out.*

At Jing Manor 🦊.

Attendants: greetings Dianxia.

Greetings Dianxia.

Rusong: hi hi. How are you guys?

Yao: A-Song!! *hugs*

Rusong: A-Die!

Yao: are you alright?

Rusong: yes A-Die. I stressed out uncle Sang.

Yao: I know you would.

No one can hurt you.

Yao: come come, dear.

Someone get him some tea.

Attendant: yes Huangdi.

Personal assistant Rong: Dianxia. Are you alright?

Rusong: yes. Perfectly fine.

Rong: oh my poor poor Dianxia. Here's your fan. Should I groom your tail?

Rusong: sure. It will relax me.

Yao: ah, what a gentleman you are. Using a fan.

Ruaong: of course. You're my role model.

Yao: *smile*

*opens fan*

Rusong: *does the same*

Lan xichen was once again in a team dimple meeting.

Mo xuanyu: welcome Mr. Lips.

Su she: you know why we brought you here.

Xue yang: I hope you can answer our question.

Xichen: what did I do now?

What do you want to ask me?

Trio: can you babysit a child!!

Xichen: yea......I don't mind.

Are you talking about A-Song.

Xue yang: obviously we are.

Xichen: A-Song and I are close, guys. I was his Shizun in the cloud recesses.

Mo xuanyu: that's not good enough!

Su she: this is Yao Huangdi's son we're talking about.

Xue yang: a little diva.

Mo xuanyu: prince of hulijings

Su she: 🌟shing shing🌟

Xichen: at least I won't kidnap him like Huaisang.

Trio: yet....

Mo xuanyu: the possibility is always 1.

Xue yang: and never 0.

Xichen: why would I kidnap A-Song?!

Xue yang: tell us why.

Su she: come back to our office, and we'll talk some more.

Xichen: we're in the verandah near the courtyard, team dimple. It's not an office!

Su she: you're rude.

Mo xuanyu: we have an official dimple council office, but we don't wish to use it to meet you.

Xichen: why?

Xue yang: we're too lazy to walk so far.

And Jiggybuns told us not to use an official office to give you shovel talk.

Xichen: *laughing* heehee, I see that you're still afraid of Jiggybuns.

Xue yang: he won't give me any candy.

Su she: he's our boss, Lan lips!

Mo xuanyu: well Yao gege runs things.

Anyways we'll meet with you again, Mr. Lips.

Su she: same place. Same time.

Xue yang: and bring some candy.

Xichen: alright alright.

Trio: #protecttheprinceandJiggyfromhornyLanLips!!!🌟🦊🦊👑🤴💙👄💙🤪😖😍

Xichen: *facepalms*

Xichdn: I'm not horny.

Mo xuanyu: when you didn't see Yao gege's dimple.

Xue yang: for a day.

Mo xuanyu: an hour.

Su she: a minute.

Xichen: do you guys even have a job?!

Mo xuanyu: yea. We're Yao gege's extra limbs.

Su she: we're his median too.

Xue yang: we just mess with his enemies lol.

Su she: ok ok. We're Yao's defense force as well.

Xichen: why do you mess with me then?!

Mo xuanyu: because we believe that no one is good enough for Yao gege. And we love him first.

Xue yang: I don't want to share Jiggy with anyone else!

Su she: same! We're certified Yao simps.

Xichen: then live with it.

Trio: *gasp*

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips!

Su she: you can't offend team dimple like that!

Mo xuanyu: but fine. We forgive you, because you love Yao gege.

Xichen: lol, can I leave now? Is the interview over?

Mo xuanyu: yea. See you soon.

Xue yang: move.

Su she: bye Lan lips.

Xichen: *walks away*

Xue yang: weird Lan. All over Jiggy.

Su she: all Lans are like that. Ew.

Mo xuanyu: he so thinks that he can take care of A-Song and Yao gege.

But do we like him.

Su she: Huangdi does.

Xue yang: he is kinda hot. For Jiggy though.

But I think that he got his horniness from Lan qiren.

Su she: no. Maybe from Wen Ruohan.

Xue yang: that's why you're my friend, Minshan.

Mo xuanyu: he got so influenced by his step uncle Ruohan.

Xue yang: hahahahaha.

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