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romancefairy · 2 years
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cardan: *knocks on the door* are you decent?
jude: not morally, but i'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking
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filmnoirsbian · 3 months
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POV you overhear Cardan Greenbriar talking to someone on the phone
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flueroses · 11 months
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cardan’s letters to jude in a nutshell
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That’s a waste of pap— that’s a waste of grief, begging, love and I quote, “indiscreet promises”
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the “I expect you to come back now that everything is settled” letter
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lol the “I want you to come back but I don’t want to say it so just come be angry at me closer” letter
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The second half part though- 😭. the “just come home I don’t care what you do to me but just COME BAAAACK” letter
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Cardan be like: tf does this queen think she is not responding to my letters, AKA the “YOU HAVE NEVER DONE MORE OF A SIN THAN THIS JUDE DUARTE” letter
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Also cardan: yeah I’m doing something wrong, how about I address this to The High Queen of Elfhame, ha this will definitely work AKA the most heartfelt, poetic and longest letter
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At this point cardan just gave up and started doing what he does best: writing Jude’s name in an angry, passionate and grieving fashion. This is called the, “ I give up you win” letter.
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viivdle · 2 months
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cardan at the coronation because even though it's a massacre, his crush is there:
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love-and-books320 · 2 months
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judesidepiece · 5 months
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Jurdan after having kids
Jude: *Sees Cardan nodding at something Lady Asha is telling him while holding Jurdan baby* Jude, to the audience: Whenever Lady Asha tries to give Cardan parenting advice, he just does the opposite. It has worked out pretty well so far.
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I mean who didn’t nearly die.
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cardudescrown · 7 months
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Cardan when he got all of the wine but also became the high king:
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daphnechantandshant · 20 days
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Shower Thoughts
Just soft Cardan being head over heels for Jude
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will draw a bath at night before Jude gets back to room before a servant or maid can
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will not let Jude do a thing when she finally enters to the room
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will take Jude’s hand and waist and guide her into the attached washroom
-Jude Greenbriar! who just lets him do this because it’s routine
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will do everything for her
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will so gently as to not hurt her rub soap or shampoo in Jude’s hair, but just roughly enough to get any itch she might have
-Jude Greenbriar! who will always sigh contentedly because Cardan just knows her so well and she couldn’t ask for anyone better
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will press soft kisses on Jude’s shoulders from behind and whisper “I love you”s and “You’re so beautiful” in her ear
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will have her fall asleep against his chest and arms around her protectively because she has protected him so much and it’s his turn now
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will wake up in the middle of the night and just look at Jude’s sleeping figure
-Cardan Greenbriar! who will always wake up before Jude so that he can wake her up with kisses to her cheek/forehead/lips
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okay anyways that’s it lol i hope you enjoyed this is my first jurdan fic and I honestly think it’s pretty good so-
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romancefairy · 1 year
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thinking about how jude duarte literally played "kiss, marry, kill" with cardan's friendgroup
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I am coming out as a lover of Cardan’s tail!!!! It makes him unique and is a metaphor for his differences and how he hides parts of himself so others will like him more. If you want a classically attractive, normal-looking guy, read a rom-com. This is high fantasy- some of the characters are green. How many of your book boyfriends have tails? None. That’s why he’s the coolest. 
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cardan greenbriar (my beloved)
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(his battle is being helplessly in love with jude btw)
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yuerini · 5 days
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viivdle · 2 months
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jude.
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i could go into heavy detail.
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jurdanhell · 1 year
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cardan, at starbucks: can i get a venti latte with um... seven espresso shots?
jude, next in line: fucks sake just do cocaine
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