A very bad summary of The Brothers Hawthorne, Pt. 1:
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Jameson.
Jameson: Uh, what?
Hagrid: Whoops, sorry wrong series. Harr-
Prince William: What he meant to say is that you're actually a Windsor and you're next in line for the throne of England.
Jameson, really confused: Um, don't you have a so-
Branford facepalming: An earldom. You belong to an earldom. Bloody fools, the lot of you. I'm the next earl and you'll be my heir if you wish to be, nephew.
Jameson: I-
Branford: And I'll be your father figure since you don't have one but you also need someone to keep an eye on you.
Jameson, confused and on the edge of tears: I'm so lost.
Branford: I see a lot of myself in you.
Jameson: Is this what approval feels like?
Branford, hugging his nephew and patting his back: Yes. Now shh. Let it happen.
Branford: By the way, you won a castle that belonged to my mother.
Jameson: *faints
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The Bad Batch Season 2 Episode 12 No Context Spoilers
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Bad batch spoilers
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I don't think Tech is dead. I could be in denial, but something just doesn't feel right about it. I think he might come back Winter Soldier style.
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...actually, the Devil's Mercy could provide the perfect out for Toby. The Proprietor leaves his old identity behind. Toby doesn't want to be a Hawthorne or a Blake, and a Hawthorne would be a perfect choice for a new Proprietor.
Jameson bet on the Proprietor choosing someone other than Rohan to be the heir. The Duchess is in the running because once her husband dies, high society is going to turn on her. The Proprietor also REALLY liked Avery, and despite all the obstacles placed in Jameson's way "go 20 rounds with the house and the house forfeits..."
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it is definitely cannon that everyone at camp calls Percy
"Annabeth's boyfriend". They'll be showing a new kid around the place and be like "oh yeah, that's Annabeth's boyfriend, Percy. He's also the hero of olympus, beat the god of war, and a child of poseidon or whatever."
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Husk: Boss, your arch-nemesis is at the door.
Alastor: Ah, Lucifer! Back again for another beatdow—oh it's just you.
Vox: Wha—LUCIFER?! YOU'RE FIGHTING THE KING OF HELL BEHIND MY BACK?!
Alastor: I have other business to take care of outside of you, old pal.
Vox: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!
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"We don't need to do anything. We can just be."
Happy bi/pan visibility day (it's everyday for me). Also a sprinkle of ace and a dash of survivor and to top it all off- other expressions of intimacy, affection & connection taken seriously. I'm doing an Astarion origin playthrough and I ship him with Karlach like FedEx, your honor.
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That moment when Jameson finds out Savannah is Girl Grayson:
Jameson: Oh, look. Another one in training for the Insufferable Olympics. And the thing is, I think she’ll defeat him in the Stubborn Round.
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they don’t GET IT they don’t KNOW they don’t know WHY their BROTHERS LEFT THEM they don’t know WHY they’re not LISTENING! They are young and scared and alone and the only group of people they thought they could trust BETRAYED THEM
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my girl celia really said have you ever heard of this one show it’s called the magnus archives and it’s a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commo-
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