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the-swift-tricker · 10 hours
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oh shit did they announce a goncharov sequel?
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the-swift-tricker · 1 year
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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like
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the-swift-tricker · 1 year
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staff: we have an update!
all of tumblr:
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staff: you can now make polls!
all of tumblr:
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the-swift-tricker · 6 months
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this episode aired in 1992
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the-swift-tricker · 2 years
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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
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the-swift-tricker · 7 months
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i'm choosing to believe that the in universe reason for everybody swearing in adventure time now as opposed to before is that all the characters made the conscious choice to wait until finn turned eighteen
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the-swift-tricker · 1 year
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rian johnson after writing glass onion, watching elon musk completely fuck over twitter like a petulant child, knowing his movie is coming out in just a few weeks
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the-swift-tricker · 1 year
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this minute long clip from make some noise made me feel more emotions than any oscar bait drama i've ever seen or ever will see
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the-swift-tricker · 11 months
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the best part of each x-files episode is waiting for the end to see who's gonna do the sign off report cause when it's scully it's usually something like "once again, despite my partner's opinion to the contrary, i cannot confidently say that there is any scientific basis to the theory that alien ghost blood was responsible for the disappearance of the crack in the liberty bell" meanwhile if it's mulder we get gems like "are we alone in the universe? what does it truly mean to be alone? did bigfoot fuck the speaker of the house? as always i am left with more questions than answers and don't know who to trust and i think scully changed her shampoo and..."
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the-swift-tricker · 6 months
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if i had to carry the ring to morder i would've put it in a bottle and then anytime it started chanting or misbehaving i would just shake it around until it stopped meanwhile somewhere in barad dur sauron keeps getting a splitting headache and can't figure out why
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the-swift-tricker · 7 months
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bruce wayne: my ceaseless war on crime has made it so i will never be able to get close to another human being. i have devoted my life to justice. i have no time for anything else, anyone else. this life i have chosen forces me to be apart. i am alone.
also bruce when alfred didn't affectionately place his hand on bruce's shoulder this morning while leaning over to pour the tea like he does every day:
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the-swift-tricker · 8 months
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"i can't believe lois jumped off a building to try and force clark to reveal he's superman that's so toxic" in the second superman movie with christopher reeves lois pretended to shoot clark with a gun to prove he was superman lois lane is insane and if you don't love her for that then you don't understand her
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the-swift-tricker · 9 months
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nimona review: not fat enough
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the-swift-tricker · 1 year
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the x-files is a serious show
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the-swift-tricker · 1 year
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the-swift-tricker · 4 months
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no one:
some random drunk swede when they see a 40 foot tall straw goat:
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