Since it's Taichi's birthday, here's an old birthday tweet from 2021
"Douki kept contacting me
telling me to come to his room
again and again
I refused to go because it was too much hassle
D: "Come on, come to my room!"
T: "I don't wanna, it's a pain in the butt"
D: "Come on already!"
And so
I went to his room and...
It's like you guys are my boyfriends or something!
😊
# birthday
# surprise
# Kanemaru and Despe aren't here"
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Here's a translation of the time Taichi tried to trade sushi to Desperado in exchange for photos of Desperado in panties.
The backstory: This all happened during May of 2020, while NJPW shows were shut down. Taichi did a livestream with Tam, which he only convinced her to do by promising to treat her to sushi.
The conversation starts with Taichi saying that in the video, there's a moment where you can see Tam's panties. (Also he censors the word "panties")
Despe:
What’s the timestamp?
Taichi:
Don’t just skip to that part!
If you want to know the timestamp then pay me.
Despe:
I have zero interest in the rest of this video!
Why should I have to watch a long video of you flirting with a girl!
And buy me sushi too!
Taichi:
If you want sushi too, then show me your p*nties too!
If you send me a magnificent pan*y photo, I’ll consider it
Despe:
A panty photo!?
Aren’t you being generous today!
Are you sure you didn’t mean to say an assh*le photo!?
OHHHKAY!
What’re we waiting for, let’s do this!
Taichi:
*sshole photos huh… I’ve seen too many of those, I’m completely bored of them.
Hey, you said you’ll do it right? Don’t agree to this lightly okay?
Will you do it?
Will you really do it?
Once you’ve said you’ll do this, you can’t go back on it. You understand?
So say it.
Will you show me a magnificent panty photo, the likes of which I’ve never seen before?
Well then, I can’t wait!
Despe:
I’ll take the photo tomorrow afternoon!
Prepare the sushi!
Tam (who they have been @ ing this entire time):
Please stop having this vulgar conversation in my mentions , ,
Taichi:
wtf is vulgar about it
Anyway you’re the one who started this by flashing your panti*s on the livestream!
So go buy Pe some sushi
Despe:
If I'm getting treated to sushi I don't care who's buying
but
who are you talking to?
-
Ohh sorry, I didn’t see your name there!
Panty-flashing girl
Tam:
Please don’t call me panty-flashing girl 😡
It’s Tam.
And why do I have to treat you to anything? I haven’t even eaten mine yet!
I was in line before you, Pe-san!
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The next day:
Despe:
Why is a simple panty photo
And a selfie no less
So incredibly stressful to take…
Hey you in the next apartment, don’t look at me!
You may not know this but my panties have value (sushi)!
Do not report me! DO NOT!
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