"they're quick when tempted" LILY YOU CAN'T DO THIS LILY

YOU CANNOT MAKE REMARKS LIKE THAT AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH IT

But see, what if I go towards them EQUALLY AS FAST? NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVEEE- oh shit they're grabby-

I promise you, you are never fast enough

From my wife, Georgia, that was my Christmas present.

the fact that tolkien started writing lord of the rings, realised that the entire concept of the one ring made various plot elements of the hobbit fall to pieces, and dealt with this by saying 'the reason this makes no sense is because the hobbit is from bilbo's perspective and he fudged the truth' is already extremely powerful. but then he actually went the extra mile and re-released the book as essentially the same book but with the plot holes fixed and said 'please enjoy this Objectively True version of this story, untainted by bilbo's mischievous lies' like what a flex. absolute madlad

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)

When book reading took a twist...

@gamkarsecretsanta !! sweet sweet kingdomstuck pale gamkar for @rusubble :o)

Shanks is stronger than me because if the best friend I'm in love with suddenly left me without a word the day our captain dies I would not be able to move on. Like, props to him for becoming one of the most feared pirates or whatever but I would've stayed on the ground of Loguetown sobbing until Buggy came back

I want a lawsuit over this I’m not kidding.

The opt out button is a nice complacency piece but it literally does nothing. Idk the particulars of how they’re scraping data but they’re not just going to nicely remove your writing from their datasets if it’s already in there. You can’t unteach the machine.

Let it be know that I do not consent to my blog, my art, my blood sweat and other bodily fluids to be fed to the AI. And I don’t even have the button to “turn it off” yet.

I haven’t been watching the bad batch, but I’m pretty sure when the Tech Girlies said they wanted him without his goggles, this isn’t what they meant.

Incorruptible pt 16

I'd like to think Robespierre was intensely excited and inspired during those early days in the Breton Club (I remember reading a letter that suggested as such)

Reading up on that missing submarine full of rich idiots on twitter, and the bot accounts are doing the usual bot thing where they copy an old comment about the same subject and add "look at my profile" to the end, but the comments they're copying are a little too old, leading to some hilariously cruel accidental sarcasm.

Pov the other players finding out about jaiden and etoiles’s disappearance with the news paper

HEART MIND AND SOUL AT THE RELATIVE’S HOME⁉️⁉️⁉️

godddd thinking about the red war first couple missions and going insane . that was so good and for what

Honestly Sam and Laura’s resurrection rolls, as stressful and heartbreaking as they were, their failures do make narrative sense

FCG casting Compulsion with good intent but misjudging how that would feel for Laudna. Laudna’s soul lashing out in whatever ether it was in when it felt the effects of the spell because it feels a little bit too much like a noose

Imogen telling Laudna that she won’t make her do anything she doesn’t want to do. Whatever her decision is she’ll be there to help Laudna along the way just like Laudna had been saving her all along, all while Delilah was tormenting her

Laura’s bad roll feels less like a failure and more like a promise that Imogen will keep her word and coming back was totally up to Laudna