last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash
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HELP PALESTINIAN ARCHITECT EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA
This is a verified fundraiser for a family of four to evacuate to Cairo. The fund's creator, Amal Abu Shammala, reached out to me personally to share this since she's failed to get her fund on Operation Olive Branch and Let's Talk Palestine's fundraising linktree.
As of right now, she has raised €2,397/ €42,000. You can see the breakdown of what the money will be used for in the fund description.
Please give generously!
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doctors are so fucking funny; if you go in like "based on my extensive research and corroborations i think i have this Disease" they will immediately go on the defensive and ask you demeaning shit like "how do you even know this Disease exists?" but if you go in and play stupid and say "gee whiz i'm just a silly little bimbo who doesn't know a thing but i have symptom, symptom, symptom, and symptom" they will very eagerly be like "oh wow, that sounds like Disease!"
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Someone is making TikToks of Tim.
But it isn't Tim?
They're TikToks of him doing weird, mundane shit. Usually wearing a NASA hoodie, and the shit is usually vaguely threatening to the health of any regular human.
But Tim doesn't even have a TikTok outside of the PR one for Red Robin.
So who the hell is pretending to be him?
Danny, who wanted to try TikTok without using his real name, chose a random pseudo to do dumb shit under.
The pseudo name is Tim.
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Beyond the rings, or the comfortable bickering, or the quiet conversations in exchanged glances—in a room full of people, they orbit each other. Not always close, or even together, but aware.
sweet poison jegulus commissioned from @caspervi ♡
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Duke: "So then Ra's went-"
Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"
Duke: "Hm?"
Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"
Duke:
Damian:
Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"
Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"
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https://x.com/nsfw_stellaa/status/1755710192359022819?s=46
LITERALLY GAZ. IT EVEN LOOKS LIKE HIM.
- twt link plug
(afab!reader, mdni 18+)
this is so gaz making out with your pussy because you kept asking for a kiss and he was teasing you by giving you kisses everywhere except your lips. the right ones at least
gaz for sure moans and mumbles against your pussy as if talking to it. chuckles to himself when he can feel you squeezing down on his tongue as he licks up your juices and spreads your folds against his mouth.
"mm, taste so good, baby," he murmurs against your clit. kisses it a couple times in thanks. because he just loves the taste of you, loves the feel of you. he'll swipe his tongue between your folds from side to side to spread them apart and make more room for him to prod against your slit. "dripping s'much for me. thank you, baby. thank you."
you're moaning out and trying to grip his hair but he thinks you're still trying to coax him upwards for a proper kiss so he traps your hands in his, interlaces your fingers, and keeps them pinned to the bed while you just squirm and take it.
"kyle," you grit your teeth when he plunges his tongue deep inside.
"wha'?" he doesn't bother detaching from you and just burrows his head deeper between your legs. it's like he's obsessed. so thirsty for you. loves the feeling of your slick pooling against his tongue and dripping down his chin.
you're pretty sure that your entire face is on fire. it's so hot. the sounds he makes against your pussy is downright embarrassing. messily slurping up anything you have to offer so he can smear it all over your thighs. doesn't help that he leaves open mouthed kisses on your puffy folds.
"kyle, wait," you pant. you feel him huff against you. he doesn't stop still, but tilts his head upwards to look at you and the heavy rise and fall of your chest. the angle he's now at lets him swipe his tongue across your clit in slow back and forth movements. you can't even collect your thoughts properly.
"c'mon, baby. talk t'me," gaz coos.
you bite your lip. "stop teasing me. all i wanted was a kiss."
he hums and wraps his lips around your clit to suck at it a couple times. lets it go with a wet pop before resuming that filthy slurping of your pussy. he pulls back just enough to tell you, "i am giving you kisses."
"not there," you drag out in a whine. you grip his hands tighter and try to pull him upwards like that. but he holds fast and continues groaning against your pussy.
"quit tryin' to pull me away. you wanted kisses. you're getting kisses."
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