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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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Viper asking around the base where Maverick is

Viper: Excuse me ma’am, have you seen my son? He’s about this tall *holds his hand up to 5’7’* clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet.

Some poor lady who just wants to get her coffee and get back to work: No, sir, I have not seen Maverick.

Meanwhile in the locker room:

Mav: *leans back and sneezes off to the side*

Ice: You okay????

Mav: *Looking at the wall* yeah, Im good. But I think someone’s thinking about me. Goose told me once if you sneeze out of nowhere, it’s because someone’s thinking about you.

Ice: Oh, I’m sorry then. *kisses Mav on the lips*

Mav:???? why?

Ice: *smirks and winks* For thinking about you.

Mav:

It’s said that to this day, Commander Viper is still asking:

#HAS ANYONE SEEN THIS MAN’S SON?#The guys do but it’s bros before COs #Im very tired #If you can’t tell #storeboughtheadcanons #pete maverick mitchell #iceman x maverick #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #mike viper metcalf #top gun

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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Mav: Guys...I just want to know. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

*silence*

Mav: Smart choice, I was lying. *looks around the circle consisting of Rooster, Bob, Phoenix, Hangman, Payback, and Fanboy. Then he looks up at the break room to stare at Halo, Fritz, Coyote, Omaha, Yale, and Harvard. The other group stares back instead of hiding* So...no one wants to fess up?

Mav: Okay..I see how it is. *turns to look at Rooster* You know anything?

Rooster: Nope, I had no part in this Mav-

Mav: Bullshit, I can see the corner of mustache twitching, it only does that when you're hiding something from me.

Rooster: *checks to see if it's true but realizes he fell for the trick* Shit!

Mav: No part of this, my ass. The longer this takes, the worse the punishment's gonna be. *narrows his eyes at Rooster before whipping his attention to Fanboy* How bout you, Fanboy? Got something to tell me?

Fanboy: *avoids Mav's eyes to look at the others. Phoenix makes a zip-it motion. Hangman mouthes, "you better fucking not."* I don't know anything either, Captain.

Mav: *squints harder* So....I guess Cyclone's office randomly decided to redecorate itself overnight?

Hangman: *because the man can't help himself* Cyclone may have finally decided to spruce up the place.

Mav: *zeroes in on Jake* Really?! He decided to replace every single picture in his office spontaneously...with shirtless pictures of young me!?

Hangman: I mean, you were a hot young twink back then, Pops. Can't really blame the admiral.

*Everyone except Mav facepalms*

Mav: *sighs while muttering you cannot kill your child, you need 12 to make a full dozen* Given the withstanding silence, I'm going to make an educated guess and say it was a group effort. *the group starts to protest* which I do respect. I'm glad to see you each have each other's back. That being said, speak now or forever hold your piece.

*Everyone remains silent, though there are a lot of shifting eyes and suspicious looks traded.*

Mav: Then....you leave me no choice...*pauses dramatically to make eye contact with everyone* you are all banned from my house for an entire week-.

Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK!

*violent banging on a window can be heard from the break room and Mav looks up. Halo and Harvard are both holding up pieces of paper with the words "HELL NO!" & "YOU CAN'T DO THIS US!" angrily scribbled on each respectfully*

Mav: Hush! All of you! You all did something wrong and now you have to deal with the consequences of your actions - No, stop it, all of you, those eyes are not going to work on me.

Phoenix: Sir, hypothetically speaking, *Mav raises his eyebrow* if we were the ones to put up those pictures instead of Admiral Simpson, I would think you would find it funny too.

Mav: Oh, don't worry, Phe, I burst out laughing and couldn't stop for 10 minutes straight when I walked into his office. In fact, I almost passed out from lack of oxygen.

Phoenix: Then why-

Mav: My problem with all of this is that he won't give the photos back.

*stunned silence*

Bob: I-I'm sorry, sir, did you just say-

Mav: I said what I said. Cyclone won't give the photos back.

Rooster: *whispers what the fuckkkkk* Okay, well.... we can steal them back for you...

Mav: Nope, there is no redemption round for any of you. *he cocks his hip and points to everyone, including the people upstairs* Now, thanks to all of you ......I have no choice but to seduce Cyclone to get them back.

....

Daggers.exe has stopped working

Rooster: *faints but Fanboy catches him, but they both collapse on the ground*

Payback: *chokes on his spit and starts up a coughing fit*

Hangman, Phoenix, and Bob: *all have varying glazed looks of horror, with Jake's being the most horrified*

Payback: *in a raspy voice* S-Sir, you must be joking!

Mav: *with the most serious look they had ever seen* Did I stutter?

Hangman: What the hell..there's no reason for you to do so *mutters why would you even* we can sneak into his office after hours -

Mav: And risk more of Cyclone's wrath? I don't think so, Lieutenant.

Fanboy: *still on the ground holding the downed Rooster, lightly tapping his face to wake up* Sir, Why is it so important that you get those photos back?

Mav: Why is it so important? Why is it so important!? I'll tell you why it's so important! It's because there are only a handful of copies of those photos, those being included!

Hangman: *whispers* why do you even have-

Mav: And they were all Christmas gifts to specific people!

Hangman: *proceeds to faint just like Rooster, taking Payback down with him.*

Mav: *continues ranting* I don't know how you kids were able to get your hands on those photos, but now someone is missing their photos and I'm not keen on remaking them anytime soon. So, if you would all excuse me, I have to call my husband and explain to him why I need him to bring me my special change of clothes. *turns on his heel and struts away, missing Phoenix and Bob turning green with horror*

*He gets all the way to the Hanger but is stopped by Hondo and Warlock*

Hondo: Ugh *glances at the group of traumatized aviators, foaming at the mouth* Mav? What was all that about?

Mav: *gets that Look on his face* that, my friend, was the sound of 75 bucks making its way into my pocket.

Next >>>> The Aftermath 😳

#The class of 86' group chat said that Mav was losing his touch and he took that personally #So he decided to convince the kids that he was going to seduce the Admiral and let the word get back to the guys from the traumatized kids #He may be pushing 60s but he can still get it #Were there actually photos of Mav put in Cyclones office?#That's for Mav and Cyclone to know and the rest to find out #pete maverick mitchell #beau cyclone simpson #bradley rooster bradshaw #baby daggers armed with daggers #top gun shitpost #top gun #top gun maverick #storeboughtheadcanons #once again another useless contribution to the fandom

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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I just find it so funny that no one, not even Hondo, was prepared for Mav's opening speech. Like this 5'6-ish, highly decorated dumbass really waddled his way down the aisle to the podium in his Chanel cowboy boots & high waist jeans, got up there, and said, "See this manual? *throws it in the trash* I was lying; there is no manual. The only thing you have to fear...is me. Imma shoot all of you with extreme prejudice."

I can just imagine the existential dread Cyclone was going through when he was forced to watch the Captain that Admiral Thomas "Motherfucking Iceman" Kazanksy chose to teach these Top Gun graduates stand up at the podium and go:

#Mav really pulled up on his Kawaski and told Cyclone #Get in Loser were going to play dogfight football #I headcanon Warlock was in one of the classes Mav taught and just got sent into a WW2 PTSD flashback to when Mav taught him #Warlock: omg Captain Mitchell its so good to see you again look Im a rear admiral now are you proud of me???? Please be proud #top gun shitpost #top gun maverick #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #baby daggers armed with daggers #tom iceman kazansky #storeboughtheadcanons #once again another useless contribution to the fandom #beau cyclone simpson #solomon warlock bates #bernie hondo coleman

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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Popsicle and Mavdad at Any Formal Military Event

Ice: *looks at the kool Kids Korner* Mav, your children on missing.

Mav: *sighs & mutters - I tell them to stay in the corner and what do they do? They leave the corner* Also, they’re our kids-

Ice: Nope, when they pull this shit, that’s all you, baby. Now assemble the children, i can hear our nice warm bed calling my name.

Mav: *rolls his eyes and inhales a deep breath* Captain Mitchell deserves to be grounded!

The Missing “Children” in Question:

Mav: …..Found them 😑

#Had it not been for the laws of this land any offending admiral would be slaughtered #The Daggers: So I heard you were talking shit...#Ice and Mav are tired and just wanna go home but have to round up 12 full grown adults #There will be no blasphemy of any kind in this naval household #What were the kids doing?#IDK probably wanted to see if they could fit inside the vents or fell down some trash chutes #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #storeboughtheadcanons #bradley rooster bradshaw #top gun maverick #top gun shitpost #top gun #baby daggers armed with daggers #literally #once again another useless contribution to the fandom

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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TGM: Writing Prompt - “Don’t lose that loving feeling”

Timeframe: Can happen before or After the Mission.

Outline:

Maverick gets triggered into a flashback or state just like Cougar was back with the MiG during a training exercise with the younger pilots (for more angst, Rooster accidentally causes it, but he doesn’t know he does), and the kids can’t break him out of it.

Cyclone and Warlock order the pilots to land because they’ve never seen Maverick like this before and don’t know what he’ll do.

The kids disobey the orders and refuse to land, choosing to stay on his wing just as Mav did for Cougar, even as their fuel levels start to get low.

As the fuel gauge continues to lower, Rooster becomes terrified that his anger-filled belief that Mav would one-day burn-in and no one would mourn him is about to come true right in front of his eyes. He tries to remain calm though he starts to beg Mav to snap out of it, unconsciously calling him Dad.

It doesn’t work, and the kids have no choice but to turn back to the base. Cyclone tells the kids that they already have rescue helicopters on the way. But Rooster knows that there isn’t much they can do. They need Mav to land the plane or eject.

A mixture of Bob, Phoenix, and Hangman convince Rooster that he has to land, and he does so reluctantly, but then out of nowhere, he punches full throttle back towards the base, muttering come on, come on faster.

Phoenix, Bob, and Hangman go after him, shouting for him to slow down and asking him what he’s doing. But Rooster doesn’t answer, and he’s too focused on what could be the one person that could break Mav out of it.

Rooster returns to the base and throws himself out of his F-18. He plows through the group that has congregated on the Tarmac, running to the break room as fast as he can. The group follows after him.

He throws his shoulder into the door with enough for that it cracks the plasti-glass. He runs around the break room trying to find something, getting more frantic when he can’t find it.

Rooster, what the hell are you- M-my phone, I need my phone! W-where’s my fucking PHONE!?

Someone spots it on a chair and tosses it toward him. He grabs the phone and unlocks it, moving his thumb as fast as he can to input the phone number he knows by heart just as he knows Mav’s.

Come on, Come on, please, please, pick up, pick UP! He needs you

After two rings, the phone is picked up, and Rooster starts begging the person on the phone to help Mav, and I don’t know what to do. He won’t hear me.

He starts running towards the control tower, still on the phone, where Cyclone and Warlock are still trying to get Mav to land.

The kids try to calm Rooster down and breathe, though they are confused at who this person on the phone that could save Mav but are just as hopeful as Rooster.

He bursts into the Control Room, startling everyone there. Mav’s labored breathing and manic muttering can be heard from the speakers.

Cyclone demands to know what the hell Bradshaw is doing, but Rooster ignores him in favor of snatching the radio mic from him.

He puts his phone on speaker mode and puts it right next to the mic, demanding everyone to shut up!

Then, through the phone, they can hear the slightly raspy but strong voice of Admiral Kazansky.

Mav? Sweetheart, you there?

There’s a tense moment of confusion and fear when Mav doesn’t respond, but then, in a small voice that sounds too distant from reality, he whispers - Ice?

Yeah, I’m here, baby, but where are you? I-I’m, I’m…th-the ocean, the MiGs. Do you see the ocean, love? Do you see the MiGs? N-No, but can’t see behind me, G-Goose, talk to me….Goose, why won’t you talk to me? Shhh, shhh, it’s okay, Mav; I’m right here. Can you follow my voice? N-No, altitude dropping, Goose, I pinned forward, I can’t reach the ejection handle- -Mav, no, try to focus on me, find your way back to me- -you need to punch us out, eject, eject, eject, EJECT, EJECT, WATCH THE CAN- You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips….

Mav’s frantic cries are interrupted by Admiral Kazansky starting to sing softly, to everyone’s shock. But it seems to make Mav pause, his voice teetering off into labored and pained breathing.

And there’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips…. You're trying hard not to show it, but baby, oh ba-by, I know it….

The admiral pauses as if waiting for Mav to complete the lyric.

Come on, Mav, you know it. Baby, I know it….. Y-You’ve los-st that loving feeling.

Kazansky joins in, softly leading Mav. Woah, that loving feeling…You’ve lost that loving feeling, and now it’s gone, gone, gone, woo-ooo.

Kazansky pauses and then sings in a firm tone, putting some of his admiral tone - So bring back that loving feeling, wooo, bring back that loving feeling, please, baby, bring back that loving feeling before it’s gone, gone, gone……

As his voice trails off, the younger pilots hear Mav’s voice is less labored, more stable.

Ice? Yeah, I’m right here. I’m waiting for you back on the ground, so it’s time to come back down. It would be best if you landed that plane. …..oh shit, fuck.

Either Mav makes it back to the base before he runs out of fuel, or he has to eject. Either way, he’s rushed into the medical bay before anyone can see him except for Cyclone and Warlock.

Ice stays on the phone with Bradley, comforting him and keeping him from going into a panic attack. He tells Bradley he’s on his way and needs to hang up to get into the helicopter. Bradley doesn’t want him to go, and someone gently coaxes him to allow the admiral to hang up and that the man is on his way.

The admiral asks who is there now with Bradley, and the kids respond.

Ice asks them to watch over Bradley for him, and the others swear not to leave his side, and nothing will happen to him under their watch, Sir.

He hangs up, and the baby pilots rally to huddle around Rooster, practically snarling at anyone who tries to get near him or tells him he can’t see Mav yet. They camp out in the waiting room, and no one dares to enter.

Cyclone appears at the door later, and the group tenses up for a verbal fight, but the air boss softly nods and tells them to eat and hydrate.

I cannot tell you anything other than that Maverick will be okay. We’ll have to wait for his emergency contact to arrive.

Ice arrives hours later, running into the Medbay looking haggard in a ruffled uniform. He finds Bradley in the middle of the pilot pile, and the others don’t know if they should stand at attention because that would mean moving away from Rooster. But Ice tells them not to, and he draws Rooster into his arms. Rooster starts to cry, and he hugs the life out of Ice, afraid to let him go. He starts to apologize, but Ice softly chides him to stop, kissing his forehead.

He thanks the pilots and tells them they should go rest, but the pilots straight-up tell the Commander of the Pacific Fleet that he can go fuck himself if he thinks he can make them leave.

Ice freezes in place, and the other pilots pale, realizing what they’ve done, but still, they refuse to leave Rooster and Mav.

To their shock, the man starts laughing so hard that tears begin to well up in his eyes. He wipes a tear from his eye, muttering oh boy, the guys aren’t going to let us live this down.

The others don’t know what he means, but Rooster does, and he blushes, turning to hide his face in Ice’s shoulder.

Well then lieutenants, let me see if Mav’s awake, and then I’ll let you guys into his room. The captain is a very stubborn man, and he hates to sit still in the hospital.

Ice doesn’t have to elaborate further as he sees all the pilots straighten up as if they were receiving orders and looking at him with laser focus.

Ice basically uses the baby pilots to make sure Mav stays in his bed and listens to all the doctors. He’s reluctant to leave the room as some of the kids start to sleep on the floor to block the door, and he doesn’t want to step on them accidentally. Ice finds they are quite effective act keeping his husband out of trouble:

One night, Ice sings You’ve Lost that Loving Feeling as a lullaby to put Mav to sleep, and the kids fall asleep too.

Basically, Ice and Mav both regain their adopted son and acquire 11 new kids. Angst and reconciliation happen, and feelings are finally talked about. Iceman becomes Icedad. Viper drops by to see his pseudo-son and sees the pilots surround Mav and is just like-

Viper: Son, when I mentioned that one time that it would be nice to have more grandkids, I meant one or two. I did not MEAN an entire squadron………so kids, who here wants to learn how to gamble?

Bonus: the boys try to visit Mav in the hospital with Ice’s clearance, but he forgets to mention the kids. Slider: All right, he might be asleep, so let me peek in and see. *opens the door, 12 pairs of eyes turn in unison towards the door, and multiple hisses are heard. Slider: slowly closes the door and turns around Wolf: So, is he asleep? Slider: …..yep.

#I came up with this last night right before falling asleep #Why does this keep happen!?#storeboughtheadcanons #top gun fanfiction #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #top gun fandom #tom iceman kazansky #Baby Daggers armed with daggers #bradley rooster bradshaw #top gun #creative writing #icemav #Icedad and Mavdad

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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You can NOT convince me that Maverick does not have a leather wallet like this:

that has pictures of the baby pilots on the mile long plastic photo display chain. It’s a hassle to pull it all back on when he whips it out but it’s worth it.

*Mav talking to some random Admiral*

Mav: Would you like to see pictures of my kids?

Admiral #9: No, we’re in a meeting about-

Mav: *Whips out his wallet and lets the plastic chain roll out to cover the documents they were discussing* I’m so glad you asked. These are my baby ducks.

Admiral #9: ……….Captain Mitchell, these are full grown TOP GUN graduates.

Pictures would include:

#He’s a proud mama bear #He just wants to show off his kids #The brass just wish he didn’t do it during meetings #Ice finds it adorable and will eviscerate and admiral who tries to interrupt Mav #pete maverick mitchell #Top Gun #top gun maverick #storeboughtheadcanons

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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This reminded me of how you compare animals to Topgun

Fuck, you accidentally made me snort into my milk during breakfast with my family when I read this 😂.

But the reason question is…who are we looking at right now?

I see Mav on top of Goose to see as he sees but My mind keeps picturing Phoenix sitting a-top of Bob’s shoulders in order to establish dominance over the entire squad 💀. The baby Daggers absolutely have a pecking order and there’s no way Phoenix is being placed beneath Rooster and Hangman.

#top gun #top gun maverick #storeboughtheadcanons #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #bobnix #robert bob floyd #natasha phoenix trace #once again another useless contribution to the fandom #Asks from the Clearance Section

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