I've been laughing at this for like three days now (x) (transcript under cut)

Kurtis: I'm just picturing the movie director being like, "Okay, set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, okay? And I'm talking, like, only four thousand squeet—" Squeet? (echoes) I meant to say "square feet." This bit is done because I'm embarrassed. Hey, guys, we're not saying "square feet" anymore, we're saying "squeet." I'm gonna squeet!

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)

"The Black Phone" 2021 / "The Collector" 1965

Small gif allusions!

Underappreciated aspect of The Great Race: Gordon and Philip's evolving relationship.

It's so pure how Philip consistently calls/refers to Gordon as "the Shooting Star" (even when he's being menaced by that mean American lug and shoved off a cliff! even then, he still remembers Gordon's new 'pronouns'!)

Gordon seems to really appreciate Philip being the only one to respect his preferred name, too. He clearly finds Philip annoying at the beginning of the movie, but they be rollin' along together at the end.

honestly don't even remember what happened in 2017 at all, it was a year. that year is no longer.

what the fuck DIDN’T happen in 2017

It’s been YEARS since I watched beauty and the beast but it’s something I have on dvd while my wifi is acting up and man. This movie is literally good

Finally getting around to watching Stockholm (2019)

Ethan’s stupid mustache is cracking me up. Also:

“REMEMBER THE ALAMO! WHOO!”

The only way he could be more Texan is if he shouted “COME AND TAKE IT!” I see those bumper stickers on trucks everywhere haha

One week until I watch the fnaf movie and probably change fundamentally as a person as one does

ik i shittalk john kramer a lot (he deserves it idc he's a BITCH) but amanda is such a shitty fucking jigsaw I dont care how hot she is she's just so bad at doing jigsaw's job

can i speak my truth on this friday october 13th. i don’t care for the friday the 13th movies.

Don Bluth’s Thumbelina, Beauty and the Beast (1991), and Cinderella (2015) is my movie night trifecta of “actually, it is superb and amazing; you’re just sexist.”

if you told me in january 2022 that by december i’d be a full blow taylor swift fan i wouldn’t have believed you but somewhere along this year i fell for lover and then midnights has absolutely destroyed me! midnights is too excellent but there is something about the first act of lover (i forgot that you existed through i think he knows) that is exquisitely perfect and it makes me yearn for romance where midnights makes me realize existence is futile and there’s nothing i can really do to affect fate

what could have been… <- thinking about the del toro hobbit duology

not me having star wars brain rot after not giving a fuck about the whole franchise for 23 years

Oh no... I relistened to the Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack and regret to inform you all that I now think DEH is good actually. alas. this is terrible