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Their interaction would be awesome
#total drama island#total drama#total drama au#funger au#fear and hunger#pocketcat#td noah#my art#POCKETCAT IS FUCKING STINKY I HATE HIM!!!!!!! /s
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ripper binary trans woman that never plans on changing her appearance, loves her deadname, doesn’t care at all about being called ‚he’, loves gendered terms like dude, man, brother, boy, etc., and essentially changes nothing about herself. but she’s still not a cis dude and will get her girlfriend to beat you up if you say she is.
does this post make sense
#ripper is so valid i love her#she’d be more comfortable in doing this since her mother (noah) is also very much a genderfuck#LET BINARY TRANS WOMEN BE STINKY MEN!!!!!!!!!!#butch lesbian ripper headcanon has me by the neck. i hope it never lets go#td ripper#total drama#td
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You guys know that this man canonically watches porn right
#tribetwelve#noah maxwell#stinky boy#heisdisgustingilovehim#fuck adam rosner#whyaresomehotpeoplesoproblematic
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✨The feet! The tummy! I’m in love😫!!!✨
#starry eyes#noah centineo#noah centineo belly/tummy#noah centineo feet#✨his little belly✨#✨it deserves so much love✨#✨i love the way his belly rounds out when he sits✨#✨i want to rub his tummy so much✨#✨i just wanna kiss it… and nibble on it… and rub it✨#✨god his feet are big✨#✨his toes are so beautiful✨#✨his little monster toes🥰✨#✨the natural arch of his toes🥰✨#✨his toes are so long✨#✨i just wanna burry my nose between his toesies✨#✨i wonder what his feet smell like✨#✨his feet look so stinky✨
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osamu’s cheeks are so edible. fluffier than the onigiri he makes.
#reinas.inretrograde#i miss him so much#i want to drive my head into his belly.#i have also been thinking about atsumu! specifically where you’re hanging out in a group setting and atsumu tells#some dumb joke that everyone laughs at but suna! suna’s being a sneaky little stinker and keeps inundating you with his stupid nonsense and#with noah baumbach lore or something and won’t even share a single shred of your attention. and you hear atsumu laughing and you’re like#‘dammit! he just told a joke! i wanna be part of this!’ and suna’s lip twitches every time your eyes glance in his stupid friend’s direction#not like he’s a hater or anything. just likes causing trouble. i swear in my head this is an tsum x reader moment#suna’s stinkiness is simply overpowering
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Forever in Paradise
Noah had flown into the beautiful tropical beaches of Indonesia just for a few weeks. But no later than he had set foot into the strange resort he found himself in that he wished he wanted to just stay here forever. Away from all the chaos back home.
For him, it was paradise....aside from the construction workers which had been working on some of the unfinished parts of the resort. Oh how he wished for them to just leave with that awful noise they were making day-in day-out. Fortunately, while he was in his room calling some old pal back home, a worker overheard some of his more insulting words and decided to do something about it.
One day as luck would have it, some "Aman" guy offered for a personal solo tour of the woods surrounding the resort. Not willing to pass on some hiking to get his blood pumping, Noah agreed to the stranger's request. After some distance away, Aman offered up a simple massage to ease up Noah's sore muscles. After some hesitation at being touched by this hunky Indonesian man, he relented and let Aman apply the salve.
"Mari kita lihat bagaimana anda menyukai ini..."
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It was a few hours later after he had woken up, and Nur was now alone, stumbling his way on some road deep in the forest. Barefoot with his large feet on the cold ground, and his muscles out in the cold open air, Nur was trying to get to where Aman was to ask him to change him back. The thought lingered in his mind for a bit, of course until the mental changes did him in. Eventually, he reached Aman and the rest of the workers' housing. Panting from all the running, he began to mindlessly stroke his throbbing cock under his pants, flexing and sniffing his now stinky pits in front of Aman's mischievous smile.
"Tolong…
...aku ingin...
…seks..."
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After some months of careful study, the resort had allowed Nur to be elevated from construction worker...to a chauffeur of the resort's more elite guests. Nur was all too happy to take the position. After all, now he had some personal space and even more time to play with himself...of course after some adjustments to make his frame even bigger than before.
He was now forever stuck in paradise.
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Punished (Short Noah Smut)
18+ MDNI
A quick short smutty fiction with a very cold dom Noah Sebastian! Don't ask where this idea came from, just know it came to me sksks. I have a lot of requests that I will be working on throughout the day today!
18+ MDNI
CW: [unprotected p in v, m masturbation, power play, wrist grabbing, m dom, cold dom Noah]
I slowly stumbled into the house at 1 am, trying to be quiet because I knew Noah was sleeping upstairs. It was the first night I had gone out without Noah since moving to California. A few of my coworkers chose an LA nightclub to really immerse me into the nightlife culture. Well, I never really drank so I definitely got way more drunk than I expected. I was embarrassed by the amount of noise I was making, but I knew Noah was a very heavy sleeper.
I climbed into bed, immediately pulled in by arms that were waiting for me, and fell asleep despite the room constantly spinning.
When I woke up I had quite the large cock digging into my back and rubbing against me, indicating Noah was ready for our morning sex session. With a slight groan, I was still half asleep, I shimmied my butt backwards arching so I was easily accessible.
In one smooth glide his cock slipped right into my already wet pussy, filling me up and stretching me. But what was supposed to be slow morning sex turned into Noah pushing me onto my stomach. I turned my head and saw a muscular tattooed forearm and felt his hot breath in my ear. His breath was stinky, but I didn't mind. He set a grueling pace, my back and butt arched even more. I could feel his cock slip even deeper which caused my closed eyes to roll into the back of my head.
"Did you miss me last night?" Noah whispered, nibbling on my ear lobe. I let out a breathless moan as his tongue moved down my neck to my shoulder. He knew his tongue was my weakness.
"Not really, I was only gone for four hours," I said slowly, enjoying the enticing bites he left in the crook of my neck.
Suddenly, the bed shifted to my right and my pussy was suddenly empty. My closed eyes now shot open. I clenched around nothing, letting out a frustrated huff as I turned in bed to look at Noah.
"What are you doing?" I whined.
"Well, you said that you didn't miss me so I guess I didn't miss you either," He pouted as the grip around his cock tightened, his pace picking up.
I watched as Noah pleased himself in front of me, his head fell backwards and his mouth was hung open. His tattooed hand expertly moved up and down, with a slight twist and squeeze at the top which I knew he loved. My pussy nearly caved in on itself at the sight. It was from need, but also extreme jealously. I could feel it pooling in my belly, the anger and rage that accompanied it.
"Noah, what are you doing?" I asked trying to grab his cock from his hands.
He grabbed my wrist, keeping my hand away from his cock which was beginning to pulse.
"I thought you didn't need me anymore, y/n," Noah said through gritted teeth. I knew he was getting close, my clit was begging to be touched. I could feel my pussy dripping on the sheets. Instinctively, my other hand moved to touch myself, but Noah dropped his cock and grabbed my other hand before I could relieve myself.
"Noah!" I yelled locking his eyes in a death glare.
He put my hands together and grabbed both in one hand. This mans hands were huge.
He kept my gaze as he went back to pleasing himself. His pace quickened, earning him a few beads of precum to lubricate himself as he continued. His soft breathless moans turned into loud groans, he was getting close. And my pussy was roaring!
Why the hell does he not want to use me?
What the fuck is his problem?
He knew jealously made me horny, I had admitted that to him the day I caught him masturbating in the shower. It made me feel so powerless and insecure and for some reason that turned me on. My therapist said often times people's kinks correlate to trauma's they had experienced. Noah understood that.
"Noah, pl, please," I begged as I began to let out small sobs. Tears had begun streaming down my face. My pussy was so excited that it was painful. I needed some relief soon.
His cock started to bounce and twitch, his orgasm was imminent. At this point, his eyes were closed and no longer on me. He didn't even care. His stomach was quivering, his movements became sloppy, and suddenly I knew it was too late. I had hoped he would have stopped, purposely edging himself but then using me instead. But he was selfish.
"Noah, please no no no," I said as I watched the strings of cum shoot all over his tattooed stomach. He moaned so loud I thought I was going to cum just from the sound. If I wasn't so mad I probably could have. But I was upset with him. I was actually crying now as I watched him milk his cock until there was nothing anymore.
He waited a moment before moving his gaze to me. The expression on his face was cocky, there was no remorse in those eyes from the incident he just pulled. He simply grabbed a t-shirt and wiped himself off, getting up to go about his day.
Before he stepped outside the bedroom door, he turned and said, "If you touch yourself, I will do that again later. If you use your vibrator I will do that every day for the rest of the week, then you'll miss me," He said before walking away leaving me in practically a puddle of my own mess and tears.
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Happy Monday!!!!!
#noah sebastian#noah sebastian smut#noah sebastian x reader#nick folio#nicholas ruffilo#jolly karlsson#just thoughts I had don't judge me
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Miss May I: Season 4 Part 34
Noah: I can't believe your brother is letting us sleep together.
Julian: No more babies.
Noah: I'll pull out.
Julian: Yeah, 'cause that worked so well the night Jasper was conceived.
Noah: There's no telling what night he was conceived. We're like rabbits.
Jasper: *Crying*
Julian: It's your turn, Daddy.
Noah: Alright, I got this. I've taken care of babies back at the group home.
Noah: Oh god he reeks.
Julian: Then change his diaper.
Noah: Come on, stinky.
Noah: We're all good now, right? No more crying?
Jasper: *Crying*
Noah: Jules, he's still crying.
Julian: Maybe he's hungry.
Noah: But he just ate.
Julian: *Snort*
Julian: Yeah, welcome to my world. Go make him a bottle.
Noah: A bottle? I thought you were breastfeeding?
Julian: I pump so I can store milk in the freezer. Go make him a bottle and he'll stop crying.
Noah: How did one stupid night turn into all of this?
Noah: No more crying, okay? Mommy and Daddy have something very important to do.
Noah: And she's asleep...
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*Some poses by @bmit04*
#sims 3#ts3#simblr#ts3 simblr#sims story#ts3 story#story simblr#miss may i#miss may i season 4#miss may i season 4 part 34#julian lowry#jasper lowry#noah pool
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Dating Noah includes:
mdni. smut & fluff. ftm x Noah.
Noah always making sure that no one misgenders you or uses your deadname. (He's buff now so if they try, he can take 'em.)
Working out together and having body goals that you're both aiming towards, which means you encourage and support each other even when it feels hard to work out some days.
"You are looking so buff," you coo at him, admiring his shirtless body after a workout. The two of you have retired to the shower together to wash off the sweat and stink.
He grins and tugs you towards him by the waist of your sweats that you had yet to ditch. "You look handsome too," he tells you before a kiss.
Noah helps you record your voice at intervals after you start t. He's just as excited for the change as you are.
Going to Pride together as a couple.
"Will you do my eyeshadow?" he asks, handing you over the colors of his sexuality flag.
"You're gonna be gorgeous when I'm done," you promise. "or hideous," you add teasingly, "who knows."
The whole band is very anti transphobes and they WILL tell people off in your defence.
"Support trans people or die by the," slight pause as Folio stumbles to repeat the meme, "fishing pole..." he waves the pole menacingly and you laugh.
"It's not by the pole, it's by THE BLADE!" Yells Noah, unsheathing one of his swords.
Noah is a MUNCH. We all know it, okay. And this fact doesn't change for you. Yeah he still loves eating you out but he's also big on sucking t-dick.
Being on testosterone, also, makes you wildly horny. A fact that Noah revels in. The second he catches on that you're needy, he's there.
Your back leans against the wall for support, pants and boxers around your ankles as Noah takes your growth into his mouth, earning whimpers and soft, panting moans from you.
A finger works its way into your core as he pulls back, strings of spit bridging between his lips and your dick. "Fuck," he moans, fingers arching up into you, "I love sucking your cock, baby."
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He's got you bent over the kitchen table, a fact that everyone else would surely complain about, but you couldn't care less in this moment. Your cheek presses against cold wood and every thrust into you has you crying out his name, desperate for him to let you cum.
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You know it's taking everything in him not be loud, to continue whispering commands on how he wants you to touch yourself, how which sucker or dildo to use. You know that he hates not being able to see all of you, but he's on tour and facetime will have to do.
He's uncomfortably hard in his stage outfit, internally torn between seeing if he can jack off quickly before the opener finishes and he has to on stage, and he knows you timed this purposely. "Brat," he teases when you finally cum. "When I get home, this earned you a few spankings."
he wears pins with the trans pride flag, excitedly points out trans characters in media to you, he's an ally, and he's adorable about it.
You steal his hoodies and sweaters constantly. They give you gender euphoria and they smell like him. He jokingly complains about it but you've caught him spraying his cologne on your favorite hoodies before he leaves for tour.
some times the band has boys night, no girlfriends allowed, and they amend it to no partners because you kept tagging along and being disgustingly cute with Noah. They love you though.
baking cookies for Noah when he comes home from tour and helping him do his stinky laundry.
Coming home and finding Matt holding your packer in confusion.
"What is this?" he asks, holding it up as Noah snickers with laughter at Matt's lack of knowledge.
"Unhand my dick, Dierkes!" You laugh and as it dawns on him, he flings it at Noah.
"I don't wanna touch another dude's dick, no matter what it's made of!" He yells, running to wash his hands of your cooties.
Getting top surgery and being able to walk around shirtless with the guys.
"Your cup size is bigger than your boyfriend's," Jolly jokes to Noah and you grin, striking a pose to show off your chest.
"I'm part of the tiny tittie committee, thank you," Noah replies sarcastically.
He uses you as a pillow or human weighted blanket all the time because you're warm and he demands snuggles.
Gay jokes. All the time. You guys are constantly joking with each other.
"Your tie is straighter than I am," he tells you one day with a chuckle.
You turn to look in the mirror and adjust it. "Now it's gayer than you."
Having two secret snack stashes. The one Noah has found and thinks you don't know he's found, and the real one.
sometimes you two wear matching clothes.
Going fishing with Folio, attempting to rollerblade with Ruffilo, Jolly teaching you how to properly shave. You're officially everyone's adopted brother.
Other fans under the trans umbrella start referring to you both as their dads. Noah's a little overwhelmed by suddenly being dad to hundreds. It's okay though, he's also flattered.
"Post something on Twitter for me," he says, a little out of the blue but not so surprising since he refuses to return to social media yet.
You pull your phone out, ready to shoot off a tweet from your profile for him.
He seems to think about it for a moment, wording himself just so. "The only thing anyone expects of you today, is to survive."
"You're such a good father figure," you tease, sending the post. "I just won't tell them about you setting our bathroom on fire with Yankee candles."
BATHS! Noah loves baths and he abs absolutely adores having you sit in his lap and relax with him. He plays lofi music, makes a charcuterie board, he goes all out.
He doesn't go back to VA much anymore - the South has long since quit being his home. But every once in a while trips are made. Everyone packs up to go hang out with Ruffilo down there or everyone shuffles over to Maryland so Folio can host.
An argument is ensuing between Ruffilo, Jolly, and Noah - it takes place in Ruffilo's backyard on a particularly warm, summer day. It's not often that they're off tour and even less often that everyone's gotten together down here, but here you all are.
You and Folio are splashing each other in a kiddy pool, you've caught Noah checking your swim trunks out a few times earlier but for the moment, he's preoccupied.
"I should be the one to grill. I'm TRANS DAD," announced Noah, puffing his chest out in an exaggerated way. You're pretty sure he could take the other two in a fight if he wanted.
"Yeah but it's my grill," says Nicholas, who's usually the least likely to get into an argument. "Plus, you aren't band dad."
Jolly snaps a pair of tongs their way. "I should be grill dad," he tells them.
As the argument continues on, you watch as Matt goes unnoticed, setting the grill up and you and Folio are quick to help.
The burgers are practically done by the time Noah, Jolly, and Ruffilo actually take notice.
Gaming together for fun. Usually its not too competitive, but every once in a while there's a promise that loser gives the winner a bj.
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GREGORY: It seems I’ve forgotten about our other bestie.
GREGORY: I know everyone is just dying to hear his story that’s totally not boring at all!
ESTELLA: Don’t be rude! Tweek was so knowledgeable when you first met him, was he not?
GREGORY: In some ways, I suppose so. But I should probably start from the beginning.
GREGORY: One day I was taking a stroll, with my pansy shoes, and I ran into the creature.
GREGORY: Honestly, he put me off at first. His opening lines were… loco.
TWEEK: Are you one of them?
GREGORY: What?
TWEEK: The prophecy said the blasphemous hellion traitors would return. The end is coming.
GREGORY: ¿Tú hablas ingles, pendejo?
^ (TRANSLATION FROM MOD NOAH: "Do you speak English, asshole?", please correct me if I am wrong Spanish isn't my first language!)
TWEEK: We are all doomed. The world will be engulfed in its heinousness, the last light fading.
GREGORY: Okay, is there anyone here that isn’t a batshit cross-eyed freak?
MRS. TWEAK: Aw, what a small and insignificant creature!
MR. TWEAK: He looks positively horrified! This is great!
MRS. TWEAK: Hello you ugly infected little pinky toe!
MR. TWEAK: Hello little sneeze swaggler!
GREGORY: Kill me.
TWEEK: I pray for freedom of death everyday.
MR. TWEAK: Don’t listen to our son, we were just about to send him off to the funny farm!
MRS. TWEAK: Where all the children sing and play.
TWEEK: Please don’t let them send me to conversion therapy. I can’t go back. THE WAR–!
MR. TWEAK: Ah ah ah! Shut up or you get the stinky shoe ☝️🤓
MRS. TWEAK: Don’t worry, Tweek is just our silly little disappointment!!
TWEEK: Help. Please.
MRS. TWEEK: Shut the fuck up you failed fucking abortion
TWEEK: I hope the robots consume your sinned soul first, Helen.
GREGORY: It went something like that, I believe.
ESTELLA: Very informative, Gregory!
GREGORY: I only give the people what they want. Or what they didn’t ask for.
(Written and Edited by @pissblanket and @imlivinginyourtrashcan)
#craigfluencer#craig tucker#south park#hellpark#southpark#sp#south park edits#underworld park pip#underworld park clyde#underworld park#underworld park craig#underworld park estella#underworld park tweek#underworld park thomas
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Noah issued out a pretty fair warning to you and your roommates, before he returned home from the gym, alerting you that he was going to smell a little funky when he got back… but, like a fool, you didn’t take his cautioning seriously at all. Living in a small house, with four other guys, and having grown up with a pair of older siblings, you’ve smelled some pretty foul odors in your day… so, when he sent the prophetic text to the group-chat, you weren’t too alarmed. Thinking nothing of it, you turned your phone off and went on with your life… retreated back to your bedroom, to have a brief, restful nap — completely unaware of the mighty stench that you would soon face… and totally unprepared for the impending encounter. You slept for just about an hour… and by the time you woke up, it was already too late to save yourself…
The stink of corn chips, perspiring armpits, and swampy ass smacked you like a brick wall, the second that you opened your eyes… invaded your nostrils like a foreign army as you awoke from your slumber. It was so strong in the air… so imposing… so hypnotic. Curious to find it’s source, you got up from your bed, and stepped out into the den… only to find Noah laying on the couch, fast asleep across the cushions. The air around him was thick with the overbearing stench… almost unbreathable. It was hot, sticky, and somewhat heavy… creating a humid atmosphere, that you could feel on the surface of your skin, and in the cavities of your lungs. As torturous as it was to breathe him in, you couldn’t stop yourself from indulging in his smell… his natural, post-workout fetor. It was both hell, and heaven… emanating from his pores… a perfect storm of stench.
#starry eyes#noah beck#noah beck feet#quick write#✨he’s so cute when he sleeps✨#✨I wanna sniff his socks so bad✨#✨his feet look so stinky✨#✨fuuuck I know his balls pits and feet probably smell so bad✨
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hey stinky
one time noah ate dirt bc he thought mud pies were like fr pies, spread the word
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Connor holding up Noah: This is my little brother
Stacy: That is a stinky bastard is what that is.
connor's like, can we adopt him as our brother? and stacy is just like HELL NO
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