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pxgeturner · 9 months
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Giselle’s summer movie fest!
*house rules still apply*
Open from july 7 - aug 19! (CLOSED!)
Before we start, pick a binge partner
You’ll probably need a snack
here some of my favorite tropes:
sunshine!r
age gap
vampire!au
obsessed!man
yandere love interest
modern/earth!au
omegaverse
this celly is open to fluff + smut, but no angst !
Ok ready? Set! watch!
Since this is a “binging party” send in as many as you like (remember they need to be in separate asks)
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tagging moots for reach:
@oeyateyam @rottencranberry @meredarling @luvrbrat @amourrs @vhagarlovebot @gg-is-a-loser @waitingforteyam @scarleart
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tthehair · 1 year
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DISASTER and DISGRACE !!!
∿ the world is upside down the king has lost his c r o w n ( 👑 ) —
18+. selective. by captain.
rules | hcs | verses    about | mains
semi low activity notice
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felixcosm · 8 months
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GOD the way he tearfully calls up his mom trying to explain what's happening only to realize she hasn't been listening to his show at all so she's out of the loop (the small comfort of his jokes that his mom listens to this show only for that to not even be the case anymore) but he presses on and shows her the recording he found of himself crying and screaming for help which he has no memory of
and she cant hear it so he plays it again and when he's trying to tell her of all the awful shit that's been happening to him the entity censors him - it doesn't sound too bad on paper but actually hearing this is a whole other story
just goddamn.
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marshymallo · 5 days
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beat up n bloody steve after being attacked by demobats is my new sexuality
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 2 months
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📺 9 favorite TV shows that I watched (for the first time) in 2023 🍿
tagged by @youidiotwecouldbeenus
Our Flag Means Death 🏴‍☠️ (Marvellous! Fell in love with Izzy Hands (started fuckyeahizzyhands, hehe :)), it has 2 seasons but unfortunately it was axed, so pls sign the petition to renew :) <3)
Inside No. 9 (Discovered this bc of Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton (Fuffur/Shakespeare and Glozier in GO), it's a show with individual stories they write and act in and honestly it's the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on TV but still I couldn't stop watching :D (I am a sucker for good plot twist :D))
Poker Face (A nice suprise TV crime/comedy series with a woman that can detect if someone lies :)).
The Last Of Us (Very, very good! :) I like the first half more, but still, I usually don't like zombie stuff but this was just too good too pass :). There are Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey and in one (excellent) episode Nick Offerman (Thaddeus Dowling in GO)).
...9 shows you say... um... no I can't remember anything other new I saw :D, too tired, depressed and unfocused :D and you know... not in mood for anything new :D (if I remember st I will add it :D).
If new seasons of shows I've seen before count then:
Good Omens 2 (must put it in the first place even tho still devastated :|)
Doctor Who (fuck yeah getting David back was absolutely delicious :))
Loki 2 (it was fine but my marvel spark seems to be gone...)
Hmm, even with these it is less than 9. Oh well :D.
tagging @cliopadra ;)
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lesbiannancytruther · 2 years
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i am a nancy and eddie being besties truther!! i think they’re so violently polar opposite that there’s just no way they wouldn’t be like besties. also i want nancy to have a best friend so bad😭 like she deserves that!
adding hcs cause im a bit insane:
-robin and steve being baffled by the fact that they hang out despite also being opposites besties
-i just think nancy braiding eddie’s hair is real?? like they’re talking shit while nancy does his hair and its a bonding moment
-and yes they talk so much shit. nancy has insider dirt on the “popular crowd” from her brief time there and eddie just Hates Them and makes fun of them constantly
-both of them having to rethink their assumptions the more they get to know each other. eddie isn’t as uncaring and harsh as nancy thought, and nancy isn’t as stuck up and put together as eddie thought
-i think eddie just thinking nancy is cool should be real, like she tells him about the time she slammed her boss’ head in with a fire extinguisher and eddie is like 😧🍿
-nancy learning more (KEY WORD MORE bc i know for a FACT that the nancy that dressed up for a campaign knows at the very least the basics) about dnd from eddie and she creates a character for funsies
-that one audio thats like “just say when. okay wait serious- seriously? seriously? okay, this is impossible, im starting over” but its nancy just like 😏 and eddie like 😧
-they both gush abt their partners so bad they’re twirling their hair kicking their feet giggling in tandem about how in love they are
-one time nance and eddie were in family video after close, sitting on the counter and sippin sodas while robin and steve hauled heavy boxes around just enjoying the show. they’re both like “so are u guys gonna help or” and they’re both like “no❤️‍🔥” while watching them do heavywork all lovesick
-eddie starts bar fights and nancy finishes them
-idk why i envision them going to concerts together? robin doesn’t like the sensory environment and steve just can’t really get behind eddie’s favorite music but nancy actually likes it when she gives it an honest try and they absolutely carve through the pit to hit barricade (nancy’s stepping on feet and eddie is throwing ELBOWS) and when they get to barricade eddie’s clinging onto that shit for dear LIFE with nancy between his arms and they r LIVING‼️‼️‼️
-i think stobin and eddancy fake dating seven husbands of evelyn hugo style is real
-i feel like they talk about books together but they have very little overlap so its more explaining their fave books to each other all the time and it works
okay thats all for now but i rlly enjoy them
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valsunic · 28 days
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Something that definitely happened:
Steve: Hey, guys!! Wanna see my new-
Dallas: *the most unhinged scream in the history of fear*
Steve: ... Spider...
Dallas: ...
Soda: *acts like this is the most normal thing in the world*
Steve: His name's Popcorn!!
🕷️justice for Popcorn the spider🍿
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staygoldwriting · 8 months
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🍿 If You Were Here
Summary: Feeling sad after your plans are canceled, Steve comforts you ❤️
Word count: ~1200
Warnings: Reader is feeling sad and lonely, but it's all fluffy and happy by the end!
A/N: This was a request from @loving-and-dreaming! I loved writing just a cute, simple comfort fic 💕 The title is the end song of Sixteen Candles, which plays a role in the fic 😉 Please let me know what you think, and, as always, please show love and support! ❤️✨
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You sighed as you hung up the phone. Amy and Carrie had canceled your plans to go to the movies. Again. The worst part was that they canceled to go on a double date. You walked over and plopped down on your couch, turning the tv on. As you scrolled through the channels, you let out a groan and threw the remote to the other side of the couch. 
"All I wanted was a fun night and a good movie," you said to yourself. As you sat there, feeling increasingly miserable, you decided to snap yourself out of it and just go get a movie at Family Video. 
You drove off in your car, the night breeze already making you feel a little better. You listen to the radio and even sang along to a few songs, and then finally, you arrived at Family Video. As you walked in, you saw Keith walking around, organizing the videos, and you saw Steve sitting with his back to you at the counter doing some paperwork. Keith looked over at you skeptically. 
"We close in ten minutes," he sneered. Steve turned around to look at who had come in, and he smiled brightly at you. 
"Come on, Keith, we've got a VIP here," Steve smiled, making you blush. "Stay as long as you want," Steve winked at you. "Do you need any help finding something?" 
"Thanks, Steve," you replied, giving a sickeningly sweet smile at Keith. "I was going to see Pretty in Pink with my friends, but they ditched me for a double date," you said bitterly. 
"Well, that's dumb," he said, coming out from behind the counter, "they left the best person out!" 
"Thanks, Steve, but I don't exactly feel that way," you said sadly. Steve looked at you with his head cocked to the side. He held his arms out and gave you a pouty face, making you laugh as you wrapped your arms around his waist. He rubbed your back and swayed a little bit. He pulled away a bit after and smirked at you. 
"Well, like I said, we can't have Hawkins' best girl all alone on a Friday night!" he said triumphantly. "How about we rent a movie and go back to your place and watch it?"
"Are you sure?" you asked, your heart feeling light.
"Positive," he smiled. You looked at each other lovingly, both of you smiling sweetly, and Steve began to lean in when Keith yelled across the room. 
"You guys gonna pick a movie?" he groaned, tapping his watch. Steve chuckled and looked down. 
"Thanks so much for reminding us, Keith," he said sarcastically. He turned back to you and smiled, holding his arm out. "Come on." He wrapped his arm around your shoulders as you two walked down the aisles. 
"Did you wanna rent something like Pretty in Pink, or do you want to go for something completely different?" he asked. 
"I don't know, I mean, I doubt you're a Molly Ringwald fan.”
"Y/N!" Steve scoffed in fake offense. "Molly is my number two girl in the world!" he exclaimed, making you laugh. “Followed by you, of course.”
"Alright then," you giggled, blushing "how about Sixteen Candles?" 
"That one was just returned," he smirked. "Let's do it!"
"Alright, let's," you said, pulling out your wallet. Steve held his hands up. 
"Woah, no! On me," he smiled, sliding over the counter. 
"Oh come on, you can't! I mean, you're already being nice by coming over."
"Well, you're nice for letting me come over," Steve smirked, leaning toward you over the counter. "I insist."
"Thanks, Steve," you said, blushing. 
"My pleasure."
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You and Steve left Family Video together, and he said he was going to make a quick stop. Relieved, you rushed home and cleaned up the place, grateful that he would take a little bit longer. You tidied up the living room, put dishes away, lit a candle and then blew it out, thinking you'd be too obvious, then fixed your hair. A new outfit or makeup would also make you too obvious. 
Soon after, Steve knocked on your door, and he smiled brightly at you as you answered. His arms were full with groceries, and he walked over to the kitchen to set them down. 
“Alright, I've got all your favorites here,” he said proudly, hands on his hips. “Your favorite soda, favorite chips, favorite candy, I've got it all.”
“Wow,” you said. “This is all so perfect, thank you, Steve!”
“Of course,” he smiled. “And, a movie wouldn't be complete without…” he pulled out a box of microwave popcorn, and you clapped your hands.
“Oo! Let me get a bowl!” you said excitedly. 
“No, no, I'm going to pamper you, so just sit,” Steve said. “Besides, I know where everything is.”
Steve had been to your house plenty of times, so he easily found everything he needed: bowls, cups, ice, butter, you name it. 
“So, you wanna talk about it?” Steve asked, leaning his back against the counter. 
“Not really,” you said. “Is that okay?”
“That's fine,” Steve shrugged. “It's up to you, I just didn't know if it would make you feel better.”
“No, I'd rather not talk about it more, but thank you,” you said, smiling feebly. “Tell me about your day.”
“Oh, not much happening,” he said, pouring popcorn into the bowl and setting it in front of you. “Just the usual. I got up, had to take Dustin to school cuz his mom had to go into work early. I got some pizza for lunch, did a little grocery shopping. Then I started work at 3, and then I saw you, and now I'm here,” he smiled. “Simple day. This is the perfect way to end it,” he said sweetly.
“I totally agree,” you smiled. “Shall we?” you asked, grabbing the popcorn bowl. Steve nodded, carrying some more snacks and drinks to the living room. As you gathered some blankets and pillows, Steve popped the movie in and then came to sit next to you. Getting under the same blanket as you, he pulled you close to him so that his arm was around you, and your head was resting on his chest. You looked up at him and smiled, and he kissed your forehead lightly.
“Sorry, I got caught up in a moment,” he said, looking away and blushing, but you kept your gaze on him.
“That’s okay,” you said softly. Steve looked back at you again.
“I meant what I said, you know. You really are the best girl in Hawkins,” he whispered. He leaned in again, and he kissed your lips tenderly and lightly. As you broke away, you smiled at him, letting out a few stray giggles. You felt giddy, the happiest you had felt in a really long time.
“Can I admit something to you?” Steve asked.
“Anything,” you replied. Steve pressed his forehead to yours and smiled.
“I had been waiting a long time to do that,” he admitted.
“Feel free to do it more often,” you replied, moving in to kiss him again.
That night acted as a double initiation: the first of your movie night tradition with Steve, and the first date of many you’d have with your new boyfriend. 
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thelaundrybitch · 6 months
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Employment Opportunities - TMNT HCs
TURTLE DOVES
I hath finished some HCs that have been sitting in my drafts for FOREVER 👀
Please enjoy
TW: Thirsty bitch ahead. And some swear words.
Please don't steal my work. Reblogging for others to enjoy is highly encouraged, though 🤩
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These are Jobs I can see the guys doing once accepted into society...
Raph 
Fire Chief. 
Probably Fire Marshall. 
Cuz boyfriend be hot hot hot
Dressed in that SCBA gear
Barking out orders to his men
Ripping down walls with his ax 🪓
Using ONE HAND to hold the fire hose while it spews tons of water at tremendous speeds 💦💦💦
Running into burning buildings to save children
Saving kittens from trees
Might also be a bartender.
Working those beer taps
Shaking up those margaritas
Poppin the tops off of beer bottles with his biceps 💪
Flirting with EVERYONE
Raking those tits tips in
But also
Bouncer backup™ 
boi-oi-oing
Don 
Forensics. 
Getting super into all the creepy, weird shit
Thinks about things that the detectives wouldn't ever even consider
Could actually, most likely, solve every case by himself
But that's a pain in the ass
And a lot of paperwork 📄🖇️
I could also see him being a judge. 🧑🏾‍⚖️
Seeing right through all the lawyer BS
Putting away the bad guys
Giving punk ass teens a shit load of community service
Tossing out parking tickets for all the little old ladies
Would definitely be a movie critic on the side 🎞️🍿
Acting more like Stetler and Waldorf 😂💜
Mike 
Animal Control Officer. 
Especially the big scary shit. 
Like crocodiles. 🐊
Or Huntsman spiders. 🕷️
I can see him Snow Whiting that shit too. 
*Sings sweetly and turns into the Pied Piper for all animals*
And sometimes women
Mike, as the animal control officer, would be like 
Crocodile Dundee x Steve Irwin. 
Asshole would be yelling CRIKEY at the worst moments.
Arrives at someone's house
Walks across the lawn to get to the backyard
For a run-of-the-mill opossum removal 
Finds your dog's chewed-up crocodile stuffed toy lying in the yard
Screams, "CRIKEY!"
right before you step on it and scaring the ever-loving shit out of you
As he dives in front of you and wrestles the toy like Ace Ventura
Tells you he's billing you for hazard pay 😂
He's totally only kidding
But still an ass 🧡
Leo  
OSHA inspector 😂💙 
Chief of all safety 
And the world's best asshole. 
"I'm sorry, sir. That cracked outlet cover is a direct OSHA violation." 😂
"No, ma'am, I will not drop the $5000 violation for all the missing grounding prongs on the shop vacs."
Would probably work part-time for a boys' teen center
Where all the little rat bastards delinquents like to hang out
And cause major shit
Teaching them respect
And Honor™ 
Through free ninjitsu classes 🥷🏽
I can also see him being a Fire Inspector. 
Working with the broski
Can you imagine?
Having Red and Blue show up at your workplace for a walkthrough inspection?
Bye bye panties 🩲
Oh shit
I'm on fire🔥
Safety Violation in progress
Get out those hoses
And hose me down, boys
🔥🔥💙❤️🔥🔥
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neonponders · 1 year
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Part 14 for @wrecked-fuse ‘s pocketverse 🍿
Part 13
(Part 9′s art 🌹) ( pt. 7′s art 🧁)
~ on ao3 ~
• • •
Robin’s eyes alighted on the pair striding into the video store. She finished with the only customer in the store fast - and a bit rudely - but it’s not like they worked for tips. Max held the door for them on their way out, and Robin and Steve crowded Billy to take the lid off the box.
“Hey, little man,” Steve cooed. “What’s going on?”
Little Steve yanked on his seat belt ribbon and ran to little Billy’s bed. “His tummy uppy, Stevie! Hewlp!”
His hair bobbed over his eyes as he looked up at big Billy. “What did they eat? Did they eat anything weird?”
Billy’s voice rumbled from his chest as he guarded, “He got a taste of carbonation.”
“Carb- like a soda?” Then Steve’s face went blank with realization. “You didn’t let him drink beer, did you?”
“He got a sip before I could stop him.”
A small voice intercepted, “It’s my fawlt...”
Robin frowned. “I doubt this can be your fault.”
He fiddled with his fingers before holding up a hand. “I huwrt my hand. Big Biwwy let me hold his dwink to feewl bettewr. My Biwwy took a sip sip.”
Robin consoled, “It’s not your fault. Thing is, it’s no one’s fault. These things happen. I drank my mom’s wine and then ruined my grandma’s antique couch.”
Max, Billy, and Steve stared at her before the latter remarked, “Thanks for that.”
“You’re welcome.”
Max provided, “For what it’s worth, he didn’t really act any different. I mean...he really liked kicking stuff around, but he wasn’t drunk.”
Little Steve piped in, “His tummy is weally noisy!”
That had big Steve’s mouth relaxing into a silent, Oh...before he asked, “B, can I touch your belly?”
He got a whine as a response but he took the bedroom box and set it on the counter. Pulling on the ribbon to get it out of the way, he carefully touched all over Billy’s torso. “I think you’ve got gas.”
Little Steve asked, “What’s gas?”
Large Billy answered, “Bubbles.”
The former gasped. “Oh, Biwwy...”
Robin looked at Steve when he announced, “I have an idea. Turn the popcorn machine on.”
“Okay, why?”
“It vibrates and it’s warm.”
Max made a face. “Uh. Huh?”
Steve gestured the flat of his hand into the box. “B-Man needs to fart. What, have you never had to pass gas?”
“Old,” Robin accused from the other side of the video store.
“B-Man?” Billy smirked as he reached in and little Steve helped small Billy onto his palm.
Large Steve grabbed one of their comforters and put it on top of the popcorn machine. “This can get a little hot, but you’ll be safe as long as you’re on the bedding. I’m gonna massage your belly until the popcorn gets going.”
Small Billy whined as big Billy eased him onto the comforter, “Don’t pwess my tummy.”
Steve opened his mouth to reassure, but big Billy reassured, “We’re getting things moving. The bubbles staying still are causing the pain.”
The little one groaned but blinked softly as small Steve scooted himself under the blond head. “Piwwow, Biwwy. Big B and Stevies will take care of you.”
Steve found the small curve of little Billy’s lumbar and cushioned it while he eased the little guy onto his side and started pressing circles over his abdomen with a pinkie.
Small Steve asked, “Is it working?”
Large Billy hushed, “It’ll take a few minutes.”
That little mouth rolled into an anxious line, but he focused on petting the soft, dark blond hair.
Billy watched Steve cradling the little body with the utmost care - impressive, considering Steve touched six feet high and had the hands to match his size.
“Does this hurt?”
“Mm...um. A wittle.”
Steve expanded his circles. “Better?”
“Mmhm,” little Billy settled.
Steve could feel larger eyes on him. He glanced back at Max helping herself to gummy worms, and then looked at Billy, who inquired, “Where did you learn this?”
Steve shrugged and admitted, “Are you even lactose intolerant if you don’t relentlessly eat dairy? Instant gratification first, pain later.”
Billy chuckled and leaned down to slouch over the counter. “Your little guy seems to be doing fine, though.”
“He’s better at eating fruit and yogurt than yours is. I got his bowels on a schedule.”
“Ew, Steve,” Robin grimaced in passing. She handed Max a bottle of water and cracked open a ginger ale for herself. “But that does beg the question: what dietary stuff should we be warned about, on the lil man’s behalf?”
Max’s eyes lolled in their sockets, supremely bored. “Billy drinks beer all the time. He belches like a shitty dragon.”
“Maybe that’s the problem,” Robin concluded. “Lilly Billy doesn’t know how to burp.”
Big Billy intervened, “Keep it up with the names and your bike will disappear.”
“Careful,” she smiled. “The whole town knows your self esteem is in your car.”
Steve glared at them with the warning, “Children, please? This is basically a doctor’s office right now. Respect my patient.”
As if on cue, a high pitched sound plucked the air. They almost ignored it, except for little Steve giggling and chirping, “Toot.”
Big Steve smiled. “Progress.”
Max laughed and tore a gummy worm with her teeth while Robin congratulated, “One for luck, two for glory.”
“Ah!” little Steve startled when the first kernel blew.
“It’s about to get noisy,” big Steve reassured. “Hold onto him.”
Tall Billy’s eyes watched his little self reach up to reciprocate small Steve holding onto him as the machine started to rattle with popcorn commotion. Another too-toot! escaped his butt and he exhaled with palpable relief. Robin applauded but also warned, “You unlocked something.”
Steve laughed but disregarded, “Farts are harmless compared to the mayhem these two cause.”
He paused when Billy reached into his space, a careful finger rubbing small Steve’s back. “Thanks for looking after him, chipmunk.”
The way the Family Video lighting sparkled off of little Steve’s eyes, Billy wondered if he genuinely had tiny stars and planets in those big brown eyes. A big smile matched rose cheeks. “Welwcome, Biwwy! Biwwys will ahways be okay with Stevies awound.”
Billy’s eyes softly rolled onto Steve. “He’s really singing your sales pitch.”
Steve shook his head as if something were obvious. “I keep saying that I’m a hot commodity -”
Max barked, “Cool. Go out for burgers and bring me back a milkshake.”
“Maxine,” Billy growled.
Steve clipped, “B isn’t going anywhere near a fry until he experiences the jammy goodness that is a prune.”
Robin taunted, “You look good with those grey hairs, Harrington.”
He tossed his head in the direction of the break room. “Who stocks your lunch yogurts, Buckley?”
Attention swiveled to Billy laughing, “Maybe King Steve is having a dry spell because all you talk about is shit and fruit.”
Steve might’ve had something spiteful to say, if small Billy hadn’t called tiredly, “Stevie?”
“Yeah, buddy?”
His voice rattled a little from the soothing vibrations of the popcorn machine. “Can we have noodwes?”
“Noodles? My nacho noodles?”
The littles smiled in confirmation as large Billy gaped at him. “Excuse me?”
Steve looked at him like this was totally rational. “Nacho noodles. You mix the dipping cheese with a little tomato sauce and top some egg noodles with, like, beans, veg, and stuff.”
“There’s a special prison for people like you.”
“People with ingenuity and good taste?”
“There are Italian and Mexican grandmothers rolling in their grave.”
“I’ve had Mexican and Italian grandmas invite me over for dinner more often than their granddaughters,” Steve countered.
That got a laugh from Billy that tipped his head up toward the ceiling. And another fart from the little one.
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3mcwriting · 1 year
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Sorry Boys
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The first  part of this chapter is on a group chat with all the original six Avengers, Loki, Bucky, Peter, and the twins. The other part of the chapter is a regular oneshot.
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Glorified Tincan: Avengers Assemble!!!!
America's Ass🙌: Hey! That's my line!
Glorified Tincan: shut up grandpa
Russian Spy👀: when did Steve learn how to text?
Manchurian Candidate: he learned earlier
Speedy: when did you learn how to text!?!?
Me: I taught Bucky and Steve
Sparky⚡: THAT WAS VERY KIND OF YOU LADY (Y/N) WOULD YOU HELP MY BROTHER PLEASE???????
Reindeer Games: I am not your brother! You bumbling imbecile turn off your caps lock and you do not need so many question marks! And I have learned quite well how to text. But (y/n) if you would like to help me, come by my chambers later darling😉
Speedy: I think I just threw up a little in my mouth
America's Ass🙌: same
Manchurian Candidate: Me too
Reindeer Games: you're all just jealous that my darling is with me
Speedy: you sure about that? you know her lips are even softer than they appear
Legolas Wannabe: Oh shit! Pietro you better run if you don't want to get attacked by a knife wielding maniac!
America's Ass🙌: we're under attack?!
Russian Spy👀: nah just Pietro
Glorified Tincan: yeah we have two knife wielding maniacs here, youre gonna have to be more specific Barton
Legolas Wannabe: well it was just Loki but our second maniac looks like he's about to attack
America's Ass🙌: Oh no
Paprika Twin: get ready for the show
Best SpideyBoi💛💛: 👀🍿
~~~
You looked up from your phone when you heard the yell.
"Loki, get back here! We talked about this! No chasing people with knives!" You heard Thor bellow from somewhere in the compound.
"You too, Buck! No chasing people with knives!" Steve exclaimed.
"Don't worry! Pietro doesn't have a knife!" You heard Bucky shout, making you snort. You chuckled lightly but stopped when you heard a crash.
You stood up quickly, running down the hallway towards the noise. When you walked into the room you saw Bucky and Loki glaring at Pietro, each with knives in their hands.
"Damn Barton, you weren't lying," you exhaled, almost impressed that they had managed to corner the speedster..
You watched as Thor walked between Loki and Pietro. "Calm down, brother! You must let the quick one go."
You stepped toward them. "Don't worry, Thor. They most likely won't be able to hit him."
"Most likely?” Pietro gave you a wounded look, his hand placed over his heart. “Really, gorgeous? I thought you had more faith in me—I do have super speed after all."
"Yeah, but you also have an ex-assasin and a literal god trying to attack you so…”
"Well, none of you boys need to be jealous of Pietro anyway," Natasha said as she strutted into the room. 
"And why is that?" Loki questioned.
"Because you should be jealous of me." Nat responded smugly, quickly spinning you and capturing your lips firmly in hers. She pulled away with a smirk. "Isn’t that right, babe?"
"Babe?!” Wanda squealed, clasping her hands together. “How did I miss this!? When did this happen??"
“About two months ago,” you responded with a smile. “Sorry, boys.”
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seazico · 6 months
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📽️Best Movie in Theaters Now🎥 Sebastian curses all the professors and students to have the same hairstyle as him. Can the students undo this crisis? 😮🍿
List of Victims Kaelus
Cynthia
Maine
Garreth my bro AAAAnd mad Steve😂
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tthehair · 1 year
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“ you gotta mess up to figure things out, right? ”
- steve “the hair” harrington
18+. selective. by captain.
rules | hcs | verses    about | mains
semi low activity notice
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gatorbites-imagines · 2 years
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What about this?
Chris Evans or Steve Rogers or Tony Stark x teen trans male reader
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Sorry if you see any mistake, My mother language is spanish jeje💕
Tony Stark x ftm teen reader
Headcanon
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 This is obviously platonic, because the reader is a minor.
-          You met because you got an internship at Stark industries.
-          It was through a competition made after yet another almost world ending fight happened, in hopes of lifting people’s spirits, which is why teens were allowed when normally they weren’t.
-          You and your good friend peter went in, passed, and were added to a group of other teams who passed, where you would come in a few times a week to work on projects which you would then present to a board, or Tony Stark himself for consideration.
  -          You decided to make something that would assist trans people, which caught Tonys attention when he was passing through the lab as he did at times.
-          As time passed and other people were removed from the team for breaking rules and alike, it ended up only being you and Peter. And as you were both close to Tony, he moved you into his personal lab.
-          Peter and you would spend a lot of time in the lab, though you were there more than your friend since he was out being spiderman, so you got to bond a lot more with Tony.
-          He would pull you aside to assist him with whatever project he was doing and get your input.
  -          You would work together for hours, and in doing so you forgot to take off your binder at the needed time, causing you to pass out at some point.
-          Tony freaked out and got FRIDAYs help to figure out what was wrong.
-          When he found out it was because of your binding, he sat you down and had a conversation about staying safe and taking care of yourself.
-          He let you know he wouldn’t see you differently for not binding, and that you were a guy no matter what, and that he just wanted you to stay safe and not press your body further than it needed to be pushed.
  -          Tony has Stark industries look into the lgbtq and what they could do to assist them. He also has them work on making things like hormone treatment more affordable.
-          He makes an organization to help lgbtq and lgbtq youth who didn’t have a safe homelife or just needed help.
-          He named the organization after you either using the nickname hed have given you, or your initials.
-          Tony would definitely show up to pride in the ironman suit, with the colours changed to reflect on his own sexuality.
-          Tony gets you top or bottom surgery as a birthday gift if that’s what you want to get.
-          Hes very proud of you for being who you are, and will tear down anyone who tries to shit on transgender people using the silver tongue he has gained over the past many years.
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redlegumes · 4 months
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Steddiemas Day Four
December 4th - Questionable Holiday Movie or Song
Gremlins
written for @steddiemas
AO3: link | wc: 577 | Rating: G | CW: none | tags: holiday movie, popcorn fight, our son dustin henderson, new relationship
Summary: Eddie and Steve have started dating but not really hanging with Dustin as a couple so they sit down together for a holiday movie. (Lite Holiday Henderdads)
'Gremlins' with the Gremlin
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“Soooo puppets,” Steve said, loudly popping the ‘p’ while managing to still look entirely unimpressed. “Puppet, horror movie but it's also Christmas.”
“Steveeeee,’’ Eddie groaned, holding the ‘Gremlins’ tape up while shaking it. “You work at Hawkins's only movie rental store and you don't know ‘Gremlins!’”
Steve shrugged. “I sort of remember the tagline I think? Something to do with not feeding them after midnight?”
“This. This Harrington is what will finally kill me.” Eddie's exasperation with Steve’s pop culture understanding somehow NEVER overlapping with his own had reached new heights since they started dating. It was one thing not to get a couple references… but dismissing great works, like instant Christmas classics! That was another issue entirely.
“Stop being so dramatic.”
Eddie scoffed as dramatically as he could in response to Dustin’s intervening comment.
Continues after the cut
Dustin ignored him. “Steve can be taught, we've learned this. He can develop an appreciation for-
“-nerd shit?” Steve interrupted, unhelpfully.
“-good media,” Dustin finished with a long sigh.
Eddie still lightly fumed while putting the tape in the vhs player before flopping on the couch, at the other end from Steve.
They'd both agreed to movie night with Dustin because it has gotten a little weird that the three of them hadn't hung out since Eddie and Steve got together. Steve or Eddie would hang with Dustin, and the couple had no problem that they each connected with the kid in different ways, but by December they'd never hung out together unless they were with the big group. So, Dustin suggested they do a movie night.
Steve said Eddie was needlessly worried leading up to it. As Eddie simmered, he realized that was part of why he might've already been short with Steve. They were no longer a ‘new’ couple but Eddie liked their dynamic. He wanted to be in a couple that could chill with people (other than Robin). Dustin’s movie night made him realize they didn’t really do that. Steve’s outings and Eddie’s outings rarely combined. When he thought about it, they kind of split up for group events too. He’d started to question if they really were comfortable being an established couple around their friends.
Sometime during his spiral, as the characters on screen realized the Gremlins were evil killers, Steve had left the living room. Eddie became aware he’d gotten up, because Steve had just returned, handing a bowl of popcorn to Dustin before shoo-ing the kid to the other end of the couch. After a grumbling Dustin moved, Steve sat next to Eddie. He threw an arm around his shoulder. Frustratingly, Steve’s warm presence was as calming as always.
“Baby, we both know you don't keep me around because I have great taste in movies.” Steve leaned in and planted a chaste kiss to Eddie’s cheek while his free hand quickly squeezed Eddie’s knee.
“Oh gross,” Dustin exclaimed, and Eddie watched a piece of popcorn sail over Steve's head, landing in his own hair.
“Now Henderson, that just won’t do. Harrington’s completely right.” He winked at Steve and reached over Steve’s lap to grab a handful of popcorn that he then rained on Dustin’s curls.
A popcorn fight of epic proportions followed.
Eddie, Steve, and Dustin all ended up on the floor, laughing despite Eddie loudly proclaiming himself the winner after dumping the unpopped kernels down Steve's shirt.
Dustin sat up, wiping tears from his eyes. “See, I knew hanging with you both would be awesome!”
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munsonsfairy · 10 months
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star wars movie night 🪐✨☄️🚀🍿
i can imagine this healing steve’s childhood trauma. getting the trampoline lit with fairy lights and filling it up with blankets would be so exciting!!
requested by: @nix-rose-q 🫶🏻
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