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More brain rot doodle
#dnd5e#illustration#digital art#illustrator#taz amnesty#monster of the week#the adventure zone#fanart#taz agent stern#agent stern#stern x barclay#bigfoot#taz barclay
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Saw this merch and knew what I had to do.
#sternclay#the adventure zone amnesty#TAZ amnesty#the adventure zone#Barclay#Joseph stern#agent stern#barclay x agent stern#joseph stern x barclay#fanart#bigfoot#duck newton
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Chapter 3: Called
Joseph gets to work. Indrid makes a purchase. Duck makes a discovery.
#indruck#indrid cold/duck newton#taz amnesty#sternclay#agent stern/barclay#duck x indrid#monster boyfriend#terato#demon au#priest au
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Fictober Day 13 But Late Tho: 13- “I missed this”
Title: Long Past Dawn
Chapter 6: Sometime After Noon
Words: a number more than 1, I wrote this on my phone so idk
Fandom: TAZ Amnesty
Characters/Pairing: Sternclay, mama
Rating: T
Tags: Canon divergence, strong language, a happy ending for Barclay and mama after the last angsty one
Summary: Barclay and Mama Talk™️
Author's note: I’m obsessed with Sternclay at the moment.
Link to AO3
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He couldn't let it go on like this. It was brutal. It was more than brutal, it was absolute hell on earth. Mama hadn't spoken to him in... well, weeks. And Barclay hadn't spoken either--it was mutual.
Mutually assured destruction.
But they kept exchanging glances. They would lock eyes and then quickly look away, pretending nothing had happened. One thing was clear--each was waiting for the other to approach. Neither could stand the silence. But they both thought that silence was what the other wanted. At least, that's what Barclay had gathered. And he hoped that his assumption was correct, because he currently stood outside Mama's office, waiting for her to come to the door. He had decided to take the first step.
He was going to repair their friendship, if it was the last thing he did.
The others at the lodge still didn't know the truth about what was going on. Aubrey suspected something was up, and she had asked Barclay multiple times, but he just avoided the question. Everyone had noticed that Barclay and Mama weren't talking, but no one knew why. They had their theories, but many were surprisingly off base.
Mama opened the door, eyes widening at the sight of Barclay in the doorway. She looked tired, she'd been losing sleep--probably because the full moon was just around the corner and they had no leads on the abomination. She stiffened, standing up straighter. "Can I help you with something, Barclay?"
"I think it's time we talk." Barclay didn't ask for entry into her office, he just went inside, slipping past her easily. He wasn't going to let her get away. Not this time. Not after everything they had been through together.
Mama closed the door, clearing her throat. She didn't look at him, instead facing to the side of her office and choosing a stagnant section of wall to stare intensely at. "So talk."
Barclay sighed, running his fingers through his hair. "Mama, I-God, I hate this. The not talking. I know I messed up but I never expected--I never wanted my relationship to come between us, you have to know that."
"I do know that, Barclay." Mama slumped slightly and turned, finally facing him. "And I... I know I messed up too. I shouldn't have gotten so upset. I was just," she pulled her hair over her shoulder and pulled at the ends, "I was scared. For my friends. For the lodge. For you..."
"I know. I didn't mean to put you in that position--but I did, and I'm sorry. But Joe--Agent Stern is a good man. By now I think he's proven that, right? He hasn't told a soul, and he's even respected the privacy of everyone here--he hasn't asked me anything about the lodge or other Sylvins or even about Sylvain in general. He's waiting until you are all ready to let him in." Barclay stepped forward, pleading with Mama. He needed her to understand.
Mama laughed slightly, but it was a sad, forced laughter. Bitter and strained. Like she was laughing at herself. "Yeah, I noticed when the FBI didn't come pounding down our door that... I was wrong about him. About you and him. About everything. And for that, Barclay, I am truly sorry." Mama stepped forward as well, and she held out her arms. "I just... fuck, I want to hug and make up already. Can we?"
Barclay smiled and pulled Mama close. "All is forgiven."
Mama wrapped her arms around Barclay with some difficulty, and there was no mistaking that the hug was awkward and strained from the sheer difference in height, but it was perfect.
"I missed this." Barclay breathed.
"This?"
"Us."
Mama smiled and nodded. "I did too."
Stern got up from the couch with a start as Barclay opened the door to what was now effectively their apartment. He held a bottle in each hand and had a crazed expression on his face. His hair was standing in several directions, as he had clearly been running his fingers through his hair repeatedly with worry. "Did it go ok? I have Champagne for yes and whiskey for no. I'm prepared either way." Stern held up the bottles helplessly, and Barclay couldn't help but laugh.
He tried to hide the smile on his face, but couldn't. "Break out that Champagne."
Stern visibly relaxed as he set down the bottle of whiskey and walked up to Barclay, giving his boyfriend a large hug. "I'm so happy to hear that. I know how much Mama means to you."
"I'm glad you're glad because she wants to talk to you. About, well... lots of things. Maybe a healthy dose of threatening. Make sure you keep my secret and all that." Barclay kissed the top of Stern's head.
"Whatever helps her sleep at night. Although I really won't tell. I'm not stupid." He looked up at Barclay. "Does this mean I'll finally be let in the loop?"
Barclay shrugged. "Its not not on the table."
Stern grinned. "Good enough for me!"
"But I won't promise anything." Barclay ran his fingers through Stern's hair in an attempt to fix where it was sticking out.
Stern shrugged. "That's fine. I wasn't expecting them to trust me right away. I figured I had some groveling to do first."
"Groveling?"
"Oh, trust me, I'm fully prepared to grovel. On my knees and everything."
Barclay laughed. "I don't think Mama wants that. Just a simple oath will do the trick."
Stern rolled his eyes. "Fine, fine. I'll take an oath. Because this is the 1400s."
Barclay pulled away from the hug. "You know what I mean," he noted playfully.
"Yes, yes. I will promise to Mama that I won't say a word. So, when should I be expecting this chat?"
"Dinner. Tomorrow night. Expect all of my friends to be listening in but pretending not to."
Stern's lips pulled into a grin and he nodded. "You got it."
#fictober20#sternclay#taz amnesty#agent stern#stern x barclay#taz barclay#my fics#ficlet#taz ficlet#taz
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I want to see Barclay turn into Bigfoot, and when Stern walks into the kitchen, Barclay goes “I’m a furry that’s why I’m wearing this suit haha” as a last minute attempt and Stern has to accept his boyfriend’s weird habit even though he’s not a fan.
Barclay has to deal with everyone including Mama making fun of him for a month before he loses it.
#barclay#stern#agent stern#stern x barclay#taz a#taz#taz amnesty#the adventure zome amnesty#the adventure zone#the adventure zone stern#joseph stern
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Stern and Barclay, before they get together, hanging out, watching X files:
Barclay: Man, mulder is my exact type.
Stern: *chokes on his coffee*
#sternclay#barclay#taz spoilers#taz#taz barclay#taz stern#stern#agent stern#joseph stern#stern x barclay#barclay x stern#taz amensty spoilers#taz amnesty
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Love is Love, Babey
ID: digital art of the adventure zone amnesty characters. Top left are Minerva & Duck, the former is laughing & the latter is looking adoringly at her. Minerva has dark brown skin, bald head with blue stripes on her forehead to he neck, around both eyes & a long stipe goes down from the eyes to the chin. Duck has tan skin, choppy dark hair, stubble & freckles. They’re both wearing ranger outfits and ranger hats. Top right are Agent Stern & Barclay, stern is grinning at him with a blush and holding a cup while barclay is looking away shyly. Stern has light tan skin & dark short hair with glasses, wears a grey shirt. Barclay has medium brown, long dark brown hair with a half tied knot, full beard, wears a red flannel & glasses. Bottom left ar Dani & Aubrey, both are embracing each other and smiling. Dani has light skin, pointy ear, blonde shaved mullet hair, wears a light purple jacket over a white shirt, earrings & a choker. Aubrey has medium brown skin, short curly dyed red hair with a half-shaved head, multiple piercings on the brows, nose, ears and lips. She wears fingerless gloves, a thick collar necklace, the emblem necklace & a denim jacket with a bisexual & a ghost pin. Bottom right is a small Ned, he has one thumbs up and another on his hip. A speech bubble next to him says “I see no difference. Love is love.” Ned has light skin, blond medium hair and beard, wears a blue flannel over a dark shirt & camera around his neck. The background is light pink with stripes. End ID.
#I’m gonna make balance version too :)#doodle draws#the adventure zone#taz amnesty#Aubrey little#taz Dani#Aubrey x Dani#((what’s their ship name)))#taz Minerva#duck Newton#ducknerva#Joseph stern#taz barclay#sternclay#Ned chicane#desc#danbrey
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tfw you spend your life trying to find big foot then you get married to him
(id under read more)
[id: the series of three images of joseph stern at different ages. agent stern is a light skinned man with brown hair and a strong facial structure. he has a birthmark under his left eye.
image one has stern as a nine year old, showing off a drawing of him and big foot and saying “Mom! look at my drawing!” he has a red shirt and tooth gap. beside him is sixteen year old stern with long hair in a ponytail tucked into a black beanie. he is wearing a grey hoodie with a red shirt unerneath. he is saying “i’m going to find Big Foot, even if it kills me.”
image two is stern at age 30, he is wearing a black suit with a green tie and his hair is slicked back. someone off screen is asking him “why did you join the fbi?” to which stern replies “i’m getting paid to dress nicely and hunt cryptids.” next to that, there is stern at 46. he looks deshelved and huddled over a laptop with the lable “ned’s video” and he says “it’s beautiful.” the next image is him looking ahead saying “i’ve looked at this for five hours now.”
image three is stern and barclay. stern has his arms wrapped around barclay’s shoulder and has head leaned on his head. barclay is a fat with brown skin and dark brown hair and beard. he is wearing plaid with drown suspenders. he has a hand placed on stern’s arm. they have hearts all around them
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#the id is rather long so i put it under the read more#so#yeah#sternclay#agent joseph stern#joseph stern#agent stern#why isnt his first name agent#agent agent stern#like captain captian bane#taz#taz amnesty#amnesty#the adventure zone#barclay#barclay x stern#agent clay#starclay#im tired#nic tries to art
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Agent Stern, trying to make it up to his boyfriend for betraying him: Let me help you carry that crate
Barclay, picking it up with one hand: we’ll talk about this later okay
Agent Stern, in his head: Oh shit oh right my sorta boyfriend is bigfoot. That’s like a normal thing to have. I’ve banged bigfoot. Holy shit.
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Enjoy my midnight doodles of the greatest OTP of amnesty
#dnd5e#illustration#digital art#taz amnesty#monster of the week#taz balance#the adventure zone#fanart#my otp#stern x Barclay#agent stern#bigfoot#sketch
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How I imagine all of their interactions go
#sternclay#the adventure zone#the adventure zone amnesty#TAZ amnesty#agent stern X barclay#Joseph stern#Barclay#Joseph stern X barclay#amnesty#art
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agent stern is gay for bigfoot
#taz#the adventure zone#amnesty#taz amnesty#sternclay#barclay taz#agent stern#barclay#bigfoot#sterns a monsterfucker pass it on#fbi agent x bigfoot best ship possible#mine#my art
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Chapter Six: Too Close
Barclay gets some lessons. Indrid gets a gift. Duck offers some advice.
#indruck#indrid cold/duck newton#sternclay#agent stern/barclay#duck x indrid#monster boyfriend#supervillain au#superhero au#human/monster romance#trans agent stern
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Fictober Day 11: 29- “back up”
Title: The Perks Of Being Bigfoot’s Boyfriend
Words: 856
Fandom: TAZ Amnesty
Characters/Pairing: Sternclay
Rating: T
Tags: Road Trip, fluff
Summary: Barclay and Stern go on a trip to the Bigfoot Capital of California
Author's note: I’m obsessed with Sternclay at the moment.
Link to AO3
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“Alright, back up, back up. Just a little more. Perfect!” Barclay snapped the picture as Stern grinned for the camera, posing with a statue of--you guessed it--Bigfoot.
“Barclay, come over here! You should take a picture too!”
Barclay laughed as Stern tugged on his arm, bringing him close to the statue. “Why? I hardly need a picture with myself.”
“It’s for the memory! Besides, wouldn’t it be a great picture? Bigfoot with Bigfoot!” Stern motioned to the statue, grinning all the while. “It will be perfect for the scrapbook I’m making.”
“Shh, not so loud, Love,” Barclay teased, poking Stern on the nose. He blinked. “Wait, did you say you’re making a scrapbook?”
Stern shrugged and held his phone up high, snapping a picture of the two of them. “That’s right. I wanted something to remember this trip by, so…”
Barclay chuckled. “Why not just make a photo album?”
Stern rolled his eyes. “That’s no fun.”
Barclay shook his head. “I can’t believe you.” He wore a light-hearted smile, and chuckled softly at his boyfriend. Ridiculous as always, this one.
Stern grabbed Barclay’s wrist and pulled him toward the museum. “Come on! Let’s go inside!” There was a glimmer in Stern’s eyes--an excitement that was easy to place. After all, they had come all the way out to California for this place. It was Stern’s way of “getting to know” Barclay’s past or something--which was silly because Stern could always just ask.
“You know most of the stuff in there is totally fake.” Barclay trailed behind Stern, playing the skeptic. Although it was true. A lot of the things in the various Bigfoot museums were not real pieces of “evidence.” Maybe a couple of the footprints, a hair sample or two at most… But those were hard to get.
The couple entered the museum, greeted by an old woman who smiled and welcomed them in. She stared up at Barclay for a moment in awe--but Barclay was used to that, due to his size even in his human form.
“Ooh, Barclay, look at this!” Stern tugged on Barclay’s arm, pulling him over to some supposed casts of Bigfoot’s feet. “You think these are real?” There it was again--that childlike excitement.
Barclay shrugged. He knew Stern was asking seriously, but he didn’t want to draw too much attention. “Who knows.”
“Oh, those are real. They were taken right here in Six Rivers National Forest. It’s said he lives up there. People come from all around to find him.” The old woman from the front desk suddenly popped up behind them, causing Barclay to jump slightly in surprise.
Barclay shifted awkwardly. Well, at least people were way off about where he lived. What would they say if they knew Bigfoot was a cook in a small town in West Virginia?
Stern’s eyes sparkled, and his attention was fully on the lady in front of them. “You don’t say? How many people go out there, would you say?”
“Oh, I couldn’t tell you. But there are quite a few who go hunting in those woods.” She turned her attention to the casts Stern and Barclay had been looking at. “It’s said that his feet are at least 14 inches long.”
“Hmmm I’d say it’s more like 17,” Stern noted absentmindedly.
Barclay shot Stern a look, but it was lost on the man who was too busy being hunched over the display case, inspecting the “artifact” in front of him. God, Barclay was dating a huge nerd, wasn’t he?
The woman looked up at Stern in shock. “Have you seen other evidence?”
Stern looked at the woman, shocked at first, then realized he was probably being very suspicious. “Oh, no, I was just guessing. Those are some big feet.” He said, motioning to the casts. “So, you hear any good stories about Sasquatches in these parts?”
A master at deflecting. Barclay expected nothing less from his FBI honey. He smiled and shook his head. Well, at least his identity was safe. For now.
The woman launched into a long, detailed account about some little kid who was saved by a “big hairy man” in the forest, and all the while Stern was glancing at Barclay like ‘was this you? Did you really do this?’ which Barclay had no answer to. Hell if he could remember. He wasn’t all that careful back that, but it sounded like something he might do.
After about an hour in the museum with Stern pulling Barclay around asking about the authenticity of different pieces of evidence, the two left for their motel. Bigfoot motel. It was almost a little embarrassing. Barclay wasn’t sure he liked being the center of attention like that.
“So, who’s next on your list? Mothman? Should we pay him a visit?”
Stern laughed. “Don’t be ridiculous. At least Bigfoot has actual evidence.”
Barclay pursed his lips and walked forward, hands in his pockets, and said nothing.
Stern blinked. “Wait, Barclay, is Mothman real.”
Barclay walked forward, still not saying anything.
Stern ran to catch up to Barclay, an edge to his voice that couldn’t quite be placed. “Is Mothman real? Barclay! Hey!”
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So many of yall want Agent Stern and Barclay to get together but have yall even come up with a ship name? Cuz I can't find it, and if there isn't one yet can it be starclay?
#it sounds cute to me#taz amnesty#the adventure zone amnesty#agent stern#taz barclay#starclay#barclay x agent stern
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Reminder that we ( me and @sternspatreon ) have a sternclay discord server!! come hang out! chill! yell!
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