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theworldsforgottenboy · 1 year

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Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

#‘we were a hammer to the statue of David we were a painting you could never frame’ what would you trade the pain for?’ that’s primo shit #Pete wentz you gotta stop doing this to me #(please never stop)#ppl are adding there favorites in the comments and I just want to say please continue #fob #fall out boy #music

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inkydiamonds · 21 days

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I HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING.

So. For people who are not Ethoslab watchers, in his most recent episode he showed off these beautiful statues Joel supposedly made of Etho in front of his house.

I figured Joel built them, and it seems Etho did too, because he sent Joel a message via mail about them.

This note... honestly surprised me a bit? I didn't think much of it at first, but the tone of it felt out of place. Obviously these two have this ongoing bit of being obsessed with each other, and they've done nothing recently but yes-and to the sun about it. This note seems to almost shut this bit down, saying "this bit hasn't gone too far yet, because I'm showing this on camera, but it's getting there." Which is a possible explanation for this note! But considering all they've done recently it feels very sudden.

And then. Joel claimed to not have built the statues. "Oh," I thought. "Joel is claiming not to have built the statues because he doesn't want to seem obsessed." Makes sense. Or maybe he *didn't* build the statues and someone is pranking them. That also makes sense.

But it was only when watching Joel talk about it on Impulse's stream, when I heard Joel say "honestly, I think Etho might have done it," that it clicked.

Oh.

This motherfucker.

He 100% did. That's why the message is so weird. Ethoslab built statues of himself outside Joel's base, messaged him via mail saying "that's kinda weird bro" and then DIDN'T EVER REVEAL THAT HE BUILT THEM. Oh my god THIS MAN...

From Etho's audience's perspective it just looks like Joel was continuing being obsessed with Etho, as usual, just another example in a long list. But *Joel* knows he didn't do that and *Etho* knows Joel will figure out who did. This mischievous motherfucker. Oh my godddd I hate them. Listening to him read back the note with that little smile in his voice. I am unwell. Why are they LIKE this

#hermitcraft #ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #etho #smallishbeans #MEEEE WHEN I EXPLODE..#WHY DID THEY DO THIS #it's possible that i am wrong. who knows #it could be like iskall. or Joel very convincingly lying #but even Joel said that the statues weren't even up for that long. Etho must have built them then like immediately sent him the message #exploding them with my mind #boat boys #smalletho #inkyspeaks #HE ALSO MADE IT THE THUMBNAIL OF HIS VIDEO......#JUST. GOD

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ex0toxin · 3 months

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road trip 🚗💨

jsys week'24, day 4

#the boys discover the wonderful north american tradition of driving 6 hours to see a shitty museum and dinosaur statues #and all the horrible emotions that come with <3 #josuke like we missed a turn THREE HOURS AGO!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!#also oku has no regard for road safety. no seatbelt hes going to go straight thru the windshield on those shitass unmaintained roads. KING!#josuyasu #josuyasu week #josuyasu week 2024 #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #my art

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fountainpenguin · 8 days

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Tango and GeminiTay visit Etho post-charity stream travel while Grian interacts via chat. Etho says he and Joel were alone all week and everybody teases him.

19 minutes into Tango's "I AM THE MASTER" stream, April 2024

Transcript:

Tango: So, Etho, what did you do all week by yourself? Were you lonely?

Etho: Dude, it was so dead on this server-

Tango: It was so quiet! I know.

Gem, overlapping: Did you miss us?

Tango, overlapping: He DID! He did!

Gem: Awww!

Etho: A little bit... It was just like- It was like Joel and me, and...................... and that was about it... And Cub came back eventually.

Gem, overlapping: Of COURSE you mention Joel first.

Tango: Yep, yep; of course.

Tango, quietly sing-songing: Obsessed~ ... Obsessed...

Etho: [Laughs]

Gem: Not your neighbor, Cub. JOEL. Joel's top of the list.

Etho: But I couldn't even go see Joel because it would've been awkward to, like... just be alone.

Gem: You poor thing...

Tango, reading Grian's message in chat: 'Joel is enough for you.' Yeah...... I see more statues popping up- Who's making them?

Etho: Not me! Okay, something weird is going on- I don't know the deal behind it-

Tango, laughing: Uh-huh...

Etho: I've made two statues... Total.

Tango: Which ones did you make?

Etho: The Joel one... and the other one's... a secret.

[End]

Next, Tango and Gem tease Etho because they're pretty sure the other statues he built are the giant Etho statues, implied to be something he put in front of Joel's base himself. Etho says this is "not confirmed in his video."

#Hermitcraft #hermitblr #Hermitcraft Season 10 #Boat Boys #TangoTek #EthosLab #GeminiTay #Grian #Joel Smallishbeans #This was such a pain to get a video for and someone may have done it already but I needed it on my blog. Laughed too much #The sheer hilarity of Etho going from 'I can't be alone with Joel or it'd be awkward' to 'Yeah I built two giant statues of him'#Yeah yeah we know you like your soulmate. gg.#2 hours 7 minutes in Tango also gets excited because Jimmy shows up in his chat and Tango VIPs him. lol.#Glad you're equally enjoying your soulmate you goof #Riddle watches Hermits #traffic soulmates #videos #mcyt

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thecolorsfucked · 1 year

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canada: we should let in trans refugees from the US!

also canada: *immediately strikes deal w US authorizing them to turn away any asylum seekers either pleases* not the coloreds tho

#like i 100% believe this is on canadas end a measure theyre taking so they can deny poc and black ppl refugee status #like the timing w the petition boy bye #i see u yall not slick just evil #transgender #lgbtq

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drenched-in-sunlight · 2 months

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Me 2 years ago: i love the bonds the demigods share with each other & some with Radagon/Godfrey/Rennala, but it’s kinda sad no one seems to be particularly insane about Marika :(

Fromsoft pre-heating Messmer in the oven: hey-

this image has changed the trajectory of my life

like, it might not be apparent before but i've never been normal about Marika for one bit... so a demigod with a whole ass giant statue of her cradling a baby in his boss room (also, that's the most LOVING depiction of Marika so far in the entire game) + the first one to outright calling her Mother ?? M A N

also all the “unwanted child” thing is pure fan speculation so far. no one in canon is saying he's unwanted. yes he carries all the symbols that are against the Erdtree but have you considered ...... they are trophies ....... of all the forces he had slayed to protect his Mother ...... how about that .........

EDIT to add that the throne he’s sitting on in the poster is actually also in the boss room, it’s just tiny af against the gigantic Marika statue behind it.

What’s his deal that is so insane … just a lil guy chilling in front of a colossal statue of his mom cradling baby him

#the weapon that the fire giants were impaled with bear resemblances to his spear... *stare*#not them microwaving Marika's “mom's best boi” for 2 years #like at first i still wasn't sure if his mom is really Marika #but that twitter user doing god's work and just expose da statue in his boss room aksfkajf #also in Japanese interview Miyazaki outright said he's “Marika's child” like hell IM NOT NORMAL #er brainrot

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time-slink · 10 months

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painting warmup— grian as the angel of the waters statue in central park :D

#my art #grian #slinky’s paintings #i love this statue i got to see it in person once and it’s stunning #i mostly just wanted to paint it but it’s got wings so shrug. chicken boy #tried to nail his face being different while also not spending too much time on it #+trying to keep the statue feel

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dailyboatboys · 22 days

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[25] Been thinking abt him recently

#daily boat boys #Made this on autopilot. Tbh.#Etho upload today! What is wrong with him #statues?? Really??? Why does he play mmorpgs with his feet?#ethoslab #Etho fanart #hermitcraft #tw eyestrain

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anachronistic-falsehood · 5 months

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i miss qcellbit

#qsmp #MY BOY WHERE ARE YOU #cellbit keeps saying he’s dead but i will not believe it UNTIL WE SEE A CORPSE #AND EVEN THEN I WILL BE IN DENIAL #HIS STATUS IN THE REBELLION REPORT WASN’T DEAD #SO UNTIL I SEE IT SAYING DEAD I WILL BELIEVE HE IS ALIVE

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finalgirllx · 1 month

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lorenzo berkshire is a doberman boyfriend disguised as a golden retriever boyfriend. send tweet

#slytherin boy for a reason #golden boy status just gets him places #lorenzo berkshire #enzo berkshire #slytherin #slytherin boys #bark bark

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flowersforfrancis · 10 months

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#Hello loves #i’m tired but what’s new #Eras failed but anyway #dark academia #dark romantica #classic academia #academia #chaotic academia #romanticism #books and literature #the secret history #greek mythology #greek aesthetic #history #history aesthetic #statue aesthetic #smoking aesthetic #pretty boys #gender envy

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nelkcats · 10 months

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The victim is... the same as yesterday?

Since Danny managed to master the power of duplication he noticed a couple of things: duplicates didn't always disappear when he wanted them to, it was possible to make many at once and he could change shapes when he used it. The duplicates also disappeared in ecto when destroyed.

So, when the halfa moved to a new location he decided it made the most sense to release "Human Danny's" over Gotham and stay as Phantom to look at his new home from the sky. He needed to investigate his new surroundings and probably find a better place to live.

This made the bats desperate, they had multiple alerts of "Multiple black-haired, blue-eyed boys wandering into dangerous territories" and "A meta flying around Gotham", Bruce doubted it was a coincidence, maybe the meta was a new villain.

In some cases they couldn't get there in time and the blue-eyed boy died mysteriously, since they didn't communicate with each other, they didn't know it was the same victim over and over again. Danny wasn't surprised when he felt one of his duplicates return to him. Of course, the halfa had no idea he was giving Red Robin traumas about a boy "vanishing on acid".

The batfamily, who remained without communication, thought that some villain was chasing down black-haired, blue-eyed people and killing them. Jason was the first to realize that it was the same boy and he frowned not understanding the situation. He found the meta and he was almost harmless, which didn't have sense.

#dpxdc #Danny wanted to explore his new home #so he created like two or three duplicates daily to explore while he search for a new home as Phantom #since the duplicates are still Danny they found trouble easy #some of them were attacked by villains #and decided to “die” to keep their human status #Danny didn't know the bats were seeing him dying #dp x dc #dc x dp #Poor Tim is traumatized #he tough the Joker killed the boy with acid #but no #it was just the duplicate melting and becoming ectoplasm #The Batfamily doesn't communicate #they are confused #since the victims “disappear” and for some reason they can't take a photo #the photos are always corrupted #the bats tough they were different victims #Bruce thinks there is someone pointing at the Waynes and catching innocent people #he's just theorizing at this point

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shiftythrifting · 2 months

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o, how his eyes pierce my soul

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #pillsbury dough boy #statues #shiftylisting

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fountainpenguin · 22 days

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Etho sending Joel a letter in the mail telling him to take down the giant statues of Etho at the entrance of his base... "I know you hold me in high regard, but maybe your obsession has gone too far and I think it would be for the best to take those down-"

Joel, sending a letter back: "Wasn't me. Someone worked really hard on them though so I moved them to your base."

crying. they are so silly.

#This on the heels (to me) of Joel's spotify playlist about how he misses Etho & his neck kisses. you silly silly boys #Boat Boys #EthosLab #Joel Smallishbeans #Hermitcraft spoilers #Hermitcraft Season 10 #Hermitcraft #traffic soulmates #mcyt #As soon as he said he saw the statues I was like 'He's going to tell him to take them down' and then he did?? wild

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ystrike1 · 7 days

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