Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Static Man (Archive 81):

Everyone knows the sexiest possible man is a frat boy made entirely of teeth

I've never heard of this Dracula podcast but if you choose a classic vampire over the amorphous cloud of radio/tv static and teeth then you're monsterfucking game is weak and you are a coward. MOD EDIT: This propaganda was written about Dracula, not Mina.

Don’t forget that our boy Static Man is made out of static as well as teeth, loves Popeye’s fried chicken, and is quite the Pokémon fan!

Propaganda

As the winner of the Dracula sexyman bracket which ran before brackets were even a huge thing on tumblr and as a podcast character sort of now that re:Dracula is a podcast I think she deserves a place in this bracket

I would kill for Mina I would die for Mina etc

Mina helped everyone kill Dracula with her reports and memorization of the train schedules!

Mina got her mind invaded in order to be used as a puppet, and she took advantage of it by uno reversing the mind link to hunt down and kill her tormentor. Twice a day she gets into a state of being buried alive to achieve it. She dreads vampirism yet she's using her vampirism to her advantage. Her man vowed to become a vampire for her. He hates vampires. Yet he will offer his throat to her only.

Mod Note: This poll is about podcast characters, please only vote and offer propaganda for the Mina Murray in Re: Dracula.

when theres 81 archives idk i never read the podcasr

I’m going to revive this fandom if it kills me

arthur

static man

before the static

i had a dream where static man and nicholas went fishing. so i drew it smiley face

Cringetober day 9 Crossover ship / rarepair

Magnus' Archives Michael with Archive 81's Static Man

Round 1a Match 14

Haruto Keats/Theoto Rikka (86)

AO3 fic count: 14

Static Man/Nicholas Waters (Archive 81)

AO3 fic count: 49

Propaganda under cut!

HaruTheo:

"Ok so. They're both child soldiers forced to fight for a country that discriminates against them. They're best friends. They're part of a trio with another character, but that other character has a crush on a girl so mainly Theo+Haru are paired together. Theo likes drawing and Haru poses for him. In the high school slice of life spinoff, They're always seen together and it's noted that Theo makes Haru pose in weird poses for his own amusement, and Haru does it every time. This can presumably be carried to the canon time-line, as seen in the manga, Theo likes making people pose weirdly for him. Anyways. They're always together. Their personalities compliment each other, with Theo being the more closed off and snarky person, and Haruto being the more outgoing and friendly one. I cannot stress this enough they are paired together in the spinoff. As in. Never seen apart. As in introduced together. They're best friends and they make fun of each other all the time."

StaNick

"'I don't know how to carry him.'

'You carry him like a person.'

Also, you don't become the vassal of a dark wizard and not make out with him at least a little. I mean, come on."

Shitty Static Man aesthetic: name three fundamental ways that this situation is different from having a roommate that you're in a homoerotic entanglement with. i'll wait.

hello. i do NOT have a teeth fixation. thank you

alt version under cut

"sometimes you gotta change, even when you dont want to. even when it hurts" - trucker in a81 left of the dial 'trucker's atlas' god im so sick of having the most hard hitting lines come out of nowhere like guys i was not ready for that!! i was not ready for the sentient truck that i barely understand to say the deepest shit ever!!!

RITUAL: an Archive 81 zine

had some fun drawing something for every episode of season 3 along with their titles respectively - you can also buy the HD images for as low as $1 on my kofi, or on my patreon!

🩸 kofi link 🩸 🔪 patreon link 🔪

I was bored. My favorite Archive 81 characters be upon ye

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

ꙮ Mod Note: The Dracula here is specifically the Dracula from the podcast Re: Dracula. If you vote for Dracula because of the source material or any other adaptation, I hope that every vampire leaves the room whenever you enter. ꙮ

Propaganda

Count Dracula (Re: Dracula):

Mina may have won the tumblr sexyman contest but Drac has been a sex symbol for generations

Static Man (Archive 81):

Everyone knows the sexiest possible man is a frat boy made entirely of teeth

hey guys I made something today

so. have this.

I love them

dog i love left of the dial so much .the juxtaposition of season 3 being about losing your humanity in the pursuit of knowledge and power and fitting into a place you never expected to fit into and left of the dial being about regaining part of that humanity through the power of human (or partially human) connection and community and how love can really actually change the world in spite of all the existential dread happening . also how road trips are a love language shut the fuck up i'm breaking all of my fingers and toes and ripping my hair out screaming