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#started LOSING MY MIND while watching and had to take a screenshot. my g-d
augustheart · 1 year
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beyond important to me that you see breanna's hat in the new leverage episode
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iggys-sous-chef · 6 years
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Good Things Happen to Bad Girls
Or that one time Deni wrote smut all from a freakin screenshot
So this all came about from this screen grab,
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 and we were talking about how it looks like they were both just so disappointed in you, and they were going to give you a good scolding... and then my perverted ass brain devolved it into something kinky and here we are 3k later with this... *gestures vaguely* whatever sinful mess this is.
So have some Ignis x fem!Reader x Prompto smut
Warnings/Kinks: Blow jobs, Fingering, Light dom/sub elements, Squirting
@pompomprompto (for the Prompto) @shadyafternoontea (for the ignis) I hope you and everyone else that stumbles across this enjoys!
The air in the small apartment was warm, or perhaps it was just you. You knew your face was flushed after you’d been stripped of your clothes and led around the living room, feeling two sets of hungry eyes on your form, burning you from the outside in.
"You've been such a bad girl... you should apologize to Prompto," Ignis murmured against your ear.
It wasn't even as if your infraction was all that horrible, you just suspected they enjoyed this game far more than they ever hoped when it first began. Not that you minded, because their pleasure ultimately led to yours.
You lifted your gaze from your naked lap to said blond who was sitting at the end of the couch. He was wearing a frown, but his eyes were far too bright to be serious as he took in your body. Still, he pouted and played his role. "Yeah, Y/N, that was really hurtful."
"I'm sorry," you replied, dropping as much remorse as you could into your voice. "Let me make it up to you." You reached forward, but then stopped,  looking over your shoulder at Ignis. "May I?"
He grinned, his fingers teasing along your jaw. "Yes, love, do what you must."
You leaned toward Prompto, crawling closer to him across the sofa cushions, his eyes following your every move. You never thought a stare alone could get you so hot, but his eyes were just that powerful.
There was an obvious tent in his pants that you went straight for, fingers swiftly unbuttoning and unzipping his jeans. You turned your eyes up to him. "Can I... please?"
His gaze burned into yours and you clenched your thighs together as the heat of his stare went straight to your core. He lifted a hand to pull his fingers through your hair. "Yeah... get to work..."
With a sharp breath you nodded and he lifted his hips enough to allow you to pull his pants and boxers down, freeing him from the confines of his them. Prompto was more endowed than you  - or anyone else for that matter - had thought, and it had been quite the pleasant surprise. You wrapped a hand around his cock, gently stroking him as you kissed down his clothed chest. You missed feeling his skin, but them remaining clothed while you were naked was all part of the punishment.
Your thumb swept over the head of him, smearing the bead of precum as your lips finally touched skin, brushed traces of coarse dark blond hair. His stomach clenched and you couldn't help but grin before licking your lips. You briefly met his eyes as your mouth opened wide and you sank onto him. He softly moaned as your lips closed around him, tongue swirling and prodding at the frenulum, your hand stroking the difference.
You were startled as a gloved hand trailed over the curve of your rear. The gloves Ignis wore must be fairly new because the leather caught on your skin as he dragged his touch down to your thighs. His fingers skimmed up and down, raising little goosebumps as you continued to bob your head over Prompto, taking more of him.
Prompto lifted his hips a bit, rocking more of his length into your mouth. "S-so good..."
A light but firm smack echoed and you moaned around the cock in your mouth, your backside stinging. Fingertips lightly danced across your rear, almost teasing, and then Ignis' hand came down on you again. You cried out and Prompto moaned as your sounds reverberated through his cock. His fingers sank into your hair, petting you in appreciation as you picked up on Ignis' wordless command and your pace quickened.
His hand met your rear again, but this time it was with a teasingly light smack as he chuckled. "There's a good girl."
Your hips tilted, pressing back against his gloved hand. Ignis watched you with controlled lust - the bow of your back, the flush to your cheeks, the lewd slick sounds as Prompto's thick cock disappeared past your lips, and that sexy pinkened mark of his hand on your delectable rear - and he palmed himself through his pants. Ignis tugged his gloves off; if he was going to feel you then he was going to feel you.
Prompto's fingers tightened in your hair, tongue darting across his lips. "Shit... that feels so good..." he rocked up into your mouth, always amazed at how well you handled him. It was so sexy to him.  "Yeah... take my cock..."
You gently gagged as he thrust a bit harder into your mouth, but you kept at it, looking up at him as a bit of drool leaked from your lips.  "D-damn... you're so beautiful..."
His praise alone sent fire through your veins, you got off on it, especially when it came from him. You pulled back to the tip of him and swallowed before licking down his shaft to his balls. Your hand took up mantle, stroking him as your tongue laved over the swell of flesh before sucking one side of his sac into your mouth. Prompto groaned loudly, head falling back as his fingers in your hair mindlessly massaged your scalp.
You were feeling rather pleased with yourself, Prompto was quickly becoming mush after all. But then Ignis was there to remind you that you weren't the one in control and that he was very much still coherent.
A single, long finger pressed gently to your nether lips, slowly stroking up and down your labia. You whimpered as you released Prompto, lips pressing to the base of his cock.
Ignis' finger met no resistance as it slipped inside your wet heat. He hummed, amused.  His lips ghosted up the dip of your back, "Oh my... you're practically dripping..."  His tongue traced a shoulder blade, teeth nipping at your shoulder. "Sometimes I forget how much you love having a cock in your mouth."
You whined against Prompto, lips and tongue still focused on working his length, even as your body was growing more curious to what Ignis was doing to you.
His finger pushed deep inside you, rubbing against your feminine walls, his knuckles pressed to your hot and slick flesh as he explored. And then he retreated, only for his hand to curl at your hip as he leaned over you.  Your hand still stroked Prompto's length as your lips teased the head of him, but everything slowed as you looked up.
"She's been such a good girl, tending to that cock of yours, hasn't she Prompto?" Ignis was running a finger - a slick finger - across Prompto's bottom lip.
Your breath hitched as Prompto looked down at you. "Yeah she has..."
Ignis' voice was crisp and alluring. "Perhaps you'd like to know what you've done to her."
Still holding your gaze, Prompto lightly nodded and then Ignis was pushing his finger past the blond's soft lips.
You groaned as you watched Prompto's eyes slide close, as he sucked your essence from Ignis' finger, cleaning every last trace of you from him. Ignis' gaze was transfixed to Prompto's lips as he pulled his finger back and then he closed the distance and kissed him.
"Fuck," you whispered, hand still twisting along Prompto's cock. You could feel how wet and aroused you were, and watching these two gorgeous men kiss was doing very little to help the situation. Even less when Ignis' hand slid down your rear and back between your legs. He pushed a finger inside you, thrusting as he continued to kiss the blond.
Prompto could only do his best to keep pace with Ignis' demanding kiss, but he was a little dazed as you were so graciously working him. Ignis' tongue stroked his, overpowering him, until he could only lean his head back against the couch. And only then did Ignis release him. He smirked as he pulled back, the speed of his hand increasing.
You moaned, breathing against Prompto's lap heavily when Ignis' voice dropped low in your ear. "You taste delicious my darling," he purred. "I think Prompto would agree."
"Fuck yeah..." The blond panted as he licked his lips, his hips shifting as a reminder to not forget about him. He knew all too well how easily Ignis could distract a person.
"How about this," Ignis suggested, his tone light and airy and utterly mischievous. "If you can make Prompto cum before I make you cum, I'll give you a nice reward." His finger prodded toward that sweet spot inside you. "But if you cum first, then it's a punishment for you, love.  How about it?"
And you knew that Ignis wasn't really asking, he was setting parameters under the guise that you had a choice. But it didn't matter, you'd agree to nearly anything these two would command of you.  You looked up at Prompto's face - his cheeks were flushed darker now, his freckles standing out, eyes blown out in bliss. You hummed and nodded. "Deal."
Although you weren't looking, you knew Ignis was smiling. "Good girl."
You immediately set back to work. Prompto was toeing the line, but the boy had stamina. And Ignis, the ever observant glorious ass he could be, knew exactly how to touch you to make you crumble. 
Relaxing, you took the entirety of Prompto's length past your lips, smiling to yourself as he let out a long groan. But your victorious feeling didn't last long as Ignis added a second finger. He twisted them inside you, turning his wrist to face downward as he began to hook his fingers. His other hand rested low on your pelvis, applying pressure, and you moaned as he stroked your g-spot.
Prompto's fingers curled in your hair as he started to undulate his hips, a good sign for you. You moaned and pulled on him, encouraging him to move, to lose himself, because honestly you weren't sure if you could take more punishment. Ignis always got creative with them and it was torture - usually of the sweetest variety, but dammit, you didn't want torture. You wanted release.
You squeezed your thighs around Ignis’ hand as he pulled a sharp whimper from you, a spark of pleasure shooting through your body.
"Stop trying to delay the inevitable and cum for me, pet," he cooed.
And as glorious as that sounded, you knew you couldn't. Not yet.
You moaned freely, hoping the vibration of your noises would bring Prompto closer. And it certainly seemed to work. His grip tightened and he cursed, half lidded eyes trained on your face. He drew his bottom lip between his teeth as he grunted and his nose flared. You were so fucking sexy, losing yourself over him, sucking him so greedily like you needed him more than air.
"Fuck... fuck ..." he panted. "I... you're gonna make me cum..."
Good, just a little more, you told yourself.  You could hold out a little longer.... and then Ignis set a slick finger to your clit.
Your body jerked and trembled under the added assault to the sensitive bundle of nerves. Your keening cry was muffled by Prompto's cock lodged deep in your mouth, and he tightened his fist in response. It seemed Ignis' plan was helping you out and well.
Your jaw was tired, and any lingering inhibitions you had disappeared when Ignis started to rub quick circles against your pearl. Your head bobbed faster, meeting the frenzied roll of Prompto's hips. Your entire body felt hot, weightless - held only in place by their needy hands. You whimpered as you felt your thighs tremble, Prompto please, please cum for me, the urge to let go swelling inside you.
Ignis tilted his head as he watched the two of you. Prompto's chest was heaving with each breath, his face twisting into pleasured grimaces, his teeth baring as he thrust up into your mouth. The clench of his muscle was so enticing, but Ignis could play with him more later.
He was focused on you right now, on sending you over the edge. And if Prompto's reactions were anything to go by, he only had a few moments left to accomplish it. He thrust his fingers faster, licking his lips as the wet sound of his hand smacking you floated to his ears. Astrals how he'd love to taste you right now. He pressed his finger a little harder to your clit, a little faster, matching his growing desperation to win the little wager, to watch you fall apart.
Gods you felt like you were going to lose it. Prompto's noises and utterances of your name coupled with Ignis' devilishly talented fingers, you were well on your way to unraveling.
Then Prompto's hand jerked on your head, pushing you farther onto him and his grip shook. His legs tensed beneath you and his sharp gasp was like music to your ears. "Oh Y/N...! I'm gonna cum!  Fuck! I'm cumming..."
Ignis' fingers slowed but didn't stop. "Be a good girl and swallow all of it," he rasped.
Prompto thrust a final time and then stilled, moaning out your name as he spent his release.
You hummed around him as he spilled down your throat, heart hammering as you were edging away from Ignis’ relentless teasing. His slowing touch allowed you to enjoy taking all Prompto had to give you. You slowly bobbed your head as he relaxed back down against the sofa, sucking every trace of orgasm from his cock, not letting a single drop go to waste.  Your lips popped off of him with a soft, wet sound and his hand in your hair tugged you up and straight to his mouth
He cupped your face with his free hand as he kissed you, pushing his tongue in to meet yours and moaning as he tasted himself. He always liked to do that, whether it was with you or Ignis, and you suspected he just liked to taste himself on someone else, like he'd left his mark.
As soon as he relinquished your lips, Ignis pulled you to him, slanting his mouth over yours. You mewled in surprise as he sucked your tongue into his mouth, leveling you with a hot stare as he pulled away.
He eagerly and effortlessly turned you and pushed you down on the sofa so your head was on Prompto's lap. "You did very well, love," he said with a smirk, "and I'm a man of my word..."
Kneeling between your legs, he took your feet and set them against his chest. He wet his lips and then slipped his hand between your thighs, pushing two fingers back inside you. He thrust them slowly, steadily, hooking them and teasing your g-spot. His pace increased as he centered all of his focus on that sweet spot a few inches inside you.
Your breath fell heavily as he continued to nudge that spot over and over, his fingers pressing, tapping, caressing. You had been worked up for so long that you couldn't stand it. Your thighs trembled and your feet dug into his firm chest.
Prompto's hand soothed through your hair as he watched, feeling the way your body quivered. "That must feel so good..."
You gasped, back lightly arching as pressure built inside you. "Yes..." you panted, reaching up to his face.
Prompto smiled as he took your hand and set it to his cheek, turning his face toward your hand and kissing your wrist. "You did so good, baby, get your reward. I wanna watch you cum so hard..."
A garbled sound pitched in your throat as a sharp wave of pleasure swept through you. Fingers pressed to your g-spot, Ignis locked his arm and then began to rapidly began to raise and lower it, applying quick bursts of pressure to the swollen sensitive flesh.
Your reaction was nearly instantaneous.
Your head pressed back against Prompto as your lips parted for a keening cry. You wanted to simultaneously get away from and pull yourself closer to Ignis. It was too much...  too much...  as the pressure expanded. The trembling of your legs sent tremors through your entire body and fuck... it suddenly felt like you had to pee and you wanted to warn him, but all that came out was a sob of his name.
Ignis glanced up at Prompto with a smirk before looking back down at you.  "That's it, kitten, just let go and cum for me."
Prompto squeezed your hand and then you burst. Your entire body shook as you came harder than you ever had before, warmth shot forward, splattering on Ignis' chest, and dribbled down his fingers as he continued to rock them against your g-spot. The pressure eased replaced only by the shaking aftermath of your orgasm, the tingling, ear ringing pleasure rippling through your limbs.
"Wow..." Prompto whispered, absolutely in awe. "That was fucking hot..."
You turned your eyes down, suddenly hyper aware of that feeling that blasted through you, and the wetness on Ignis' chest and you blushed. "I-iggy... I..."
"Never squirted before?" he finished.
He lowered your legs, pressed his lips to the inside of your knee and kissed up your thigh. You quivered beneath him, tensed when you felt his breath wash over you. He looked up from between your legs as he flattened his tongue and ran it over your clit. He hummed and then kissed up your stomach, your breasts, and collarbones until he reached your mouth. He kissed you deeply and you were vaguely aware of Prompto's lips closing around a finger.
He made a deep sound of appreciation as he pulled away. "Trust me darling, it won't be the last time you do... Prompto looks like he wants to give it a try."
The blond nodded. "Yeah... teach me...." his voice was dripping with lust and eagerness.
Ignis smiled down at you.  "I did promise you a nice reward... what do you say?"
Biting your lip, you looked beyond Ignis to Prompto who looked ready to pounce, eyes wide and shimmering with desire. You grinned.  "Yeah... let's do it."
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cocoarosalia · 6 years
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All He Wants (KatsuDeku)
Katsuki was a simple man of simple needs.
All he wants is to wake up, live out his lifelong dream of being a hero, and come home to his dorky husband, cook dinner and relax. He didn’t think he was asking for the world, honestly.
So why the donkey fuck is Deku making this request so goddamn difficult.
Worst part was that it had been all day. Izuku started irritating him early by whining and complaining for him to stay in bed with him as long as possible. When he finally managed to break free and start making breakfast, Izuku insisted on making it himself, completely forgetting the fact that he was total dog shit at cooking. Three band-aids and a small kitchen fire later they’re out the door and while Katsuki is in the middle of punching a dude into the brick for taking upskirt pics, what does he get? Innocuous, goofy and cutesy selfies of Izuku parading around the city like he ain’t got shit to do! Taking pictures with fans, commenting on random all might merch, VIDEOS OF HIM PETTING DOGS WHEN HE KNOWS THAT’S KATSUKI’S FAVORITE THING TO DO, Katsuki was so irate he couldn’t see straight. After a long shit day, he trudges hisself home, battered, bruised, and completely exhausted.
And all he wanted was to walk into his house, have his husband welcome him home with a kiss and pretty much deflate on the bed until he eventually blacks out.
But Izuku is apparently feeling cuddly tonight….
Because of course he is
Which brings us all the way to now with a clingy Izuku, a pissed off but slightly too tired to really fight katsuki, and an order of take out between them.
‘Well at least he didn’t try to cook this time’ he thought, more bitter than a black coffee laced with vodka.
“Kaaacchan” Izuku cooed sweetly in his ear. He lifted up a bite of his food to katsuki’s mouth and in return he took it graciously. He was starting to think how nice the situation was until his shoulder began to ache from the strain he put on it pummeling loser villains all day.
“Deku, as disgustingly cute as you are, I’m fucking beat. I’ll play with you tomorrow, i’m going to bed”
He could feel Izuku jolt slightly in his lap “Uhhh you can’t yet!”
Katsuki quirked an eyebrow at him suspiciously “And why not?”
It was funny, if Izuku had rabbit’s ears he could clearly see them hanging low on his head “Well I mean, this is a once in blue moon occasion you know? The both of us somehow being here together, it’s nice.”
As if he had finally heard what he had said, Izuku’s ears started to flush red “A-also becaaaaauuse I wanna watch that new spy movie with you and it comes on in a few minutes!”
At first he wanted to push more on his statement from before but without missing a beat Katsuki plucked the remote off the coffee table, turned to the TV guide and hit record on the upcoming program. Izuku cursed, damn this new technology!
“Now that that’s taken care of,” Izuku was suddenly and unceremoniously dumped on the seat next to him with a chaste kiss to ease his worries “Goodnight Deku”
He made his way for the stairs but Izuku was insistent on spending time together. Or, at the very least, keep him from going upstairs.
“You can’t go into the bedroom!” He protested. Izuku was clingy sometimes, downright insufferable on occasion but this was way too pushy for a bit of attention. Something fishy was going on in his house but he couldn’t truly be too bothered to care.
“Whatever it is you broke, burned, or trashed I will be sure to yell at you in the morning”
Katsuki shoved his way past Izuku and had just made it to his weirdly closed bedroom door when he was tackled to the floor by his husband’s rock solid body.
“Kacchan!” He said a little too loudly to be natural “Let’s take a bath together!”
That completely threw him for a loop “You want to what?”
“W-well I mean you just got home from a long day of sweating out in the sun and you hadn’t taken a bath yet so I figured why wait for the invitation!”
“Ok deku this is ridiculous, what are you-”
Katsuki really hated Izuku’s quirk sometimes, especially when it allowed him to toss Katsuki over his shoulder like a limp bag of rice (even though he was pretty sure the nerd didn’t need it given how stacked he was)
So now he’s somehow managed to find himself sitting on the bathroom stool staring confusedly at the tile in front of him while Izuku diligently washed the day’s work from his body.
He just wants to sleep. WHY was that so goddamn hard!?
As he moved around to Katsuki’s front to wash his chest and his arms, Izuku’s fingers slowed to grip softly to his palms. He ran his thumbs over the burn scars that littered his skin and muttered softly to himself “It’s, not too long ago I feared these hands more than death itself.”
Katsuki’s breath hitched unconsciously. He knew of his...past transgressions but he’d hoped that they had moved beyond that to a place of trust.
Without thinking he had to ask.
“What do you think of them now?”
Izuku blinked up at him in unexpected confusion then cast his eyes down in thought. Katsuki didn’t know if he was making him sweat on purpose or not but the long stretch of silence felt like it couldn’t be anything but deliberate.
Eventually a small smile cracked along Izuku’s face as he brought his husband’s hand to his cheek. He nuzzled into it softly and spoke with joy and resolve.
“I love them more than anything in the world!”
Katsuki released a breath he didn’t even know he was holding.
“The most jacked hero in the world is a fuckin sap. The tabloids would have a field day”
Izuku laughs wholeheartedly and Katsuki quietly smiles to himself. Fuckin’ Nerd.
And that should be it right? They wash off the grime of the day, they soak and play in the tub for a while, dry each other’s hair like when they were little, a textbook example of a lovey-dovey way to end the day.
“Kaaaachaaaan, don’t go to beeeeed!!!”
But clearly Izuku wants him to be an insomniac
Katsuki lugged his feet forward as Izuku clung desperately to his ankle. He was just about to turn the knob when Izuku wailed even louder.
“Jesus Christ,” Katsuki turned to his sobbing mate and groaned in exhaustion “Deku, I’m tired, i’ve been out all day and all I ask is to lay in my bed until consciousness finally escapes me”
He bent down to take Izuku’s soft face into his hands “I have indulged you, entertained you and have given up precious sweet moments of sleep just to make you happy. So for once I am actually begging you...let me go to bed”
Katsuki left him a stuttering mess and it wasn’t until he heard the door finally begin to creak open that Izuku made one final lunge to stop him in his tracks.
But it was too late. Katsuki could finally drown himself in the sweet embrace of sleep with the help of his bed! Which is littered with sakura petals….and lit with scented candles….and has soft jazz music playing in the background….
D-did he fall asleep already, what’s happening here?
He felt a soft thud on his back as Izuku’s voice came out muffled through his shirt.
“You ruined the surprise” he said with a pouty huff
A grim thought blanketed his mind. “Deku” he said, straining to keep his building anxiety in check “What’s today?”
Izuku wrapped his arms around Katski’s waist “It’s not our wedding anniversary, don’t worry”
He puffed out a small laugh when he felt all of Katsuki’s muscles relax at once
“Although it’s not…..NOT one of our anniversaries.”
“Deku...” He was losing his patience; what little there was anyway.
“Today’s still a kind of anniversary, just not the one you’re thinking of”
Izuku fished his phone out his pocket and brought it around to Katsuki’s chest. With tired filled, bleary eyes he looked down to see a screenshot of text messages between them staring back.
Deku @ 11:30PM: Uh, Thanks again for the All Might Plush Kacchan. I never knew you were such a sharp shooter!
Kacchan @ 11:32: You better believe it nerd! All those shooting range lessons with my mom had to paid off somehow
Deku @ 11:33: Yea but to get each one on your first shot! no misses or anything! You’re really amazing!
Katsuki @ 11:34: Of course! My name isn’t fuckin Bakugou for nothin!
Deku @ 11:36: And it’s not just for the plush either...you’re amazing for other reasons too
Katsuki @ 11:37: What do you mean?
Deku @ 11:40: Kacchan you didn’t have to take me out tonight...I know how much your image means to you….and I know i’m not the toughest guy you know so just the fact that you were willing to even be seen with me is amazing you know?
Katsuki @ 11:41: No I don’t and that’s the stupidest fucking thing your pathetic ass has ever said
Deku @ 11:41: …i know I should be used to that by now but it doesn’t get any easier
Katsuki @ 11:43: Look Deku, UNLIKE you I couldn’t give less of a shit what others think of me. I’m a motherfucking badass and that means I can date whoever the hell I want. And if that means I’m dating a weakling like you then so be it, GOT IT?
Deku @ 11:44: G-GOT IT!
Katsuki @ 11:44: Good, and one more thing.
Katsuki @ 11:45: you are as soft as a melted marshmallow, you cry at the sad scene of every movie, and you let little kids climb you like a fucking monkey gym. Put simply you’re a total fucking pushover.
Katsuki @ 11:46: But I guess those things can also be like, amazing too or whatever. And it’s why I, like, love you and shit so at least be grateful for that nerd.
Deku @ 11:46:.......
Katsuki @ 11:46: Nerd?
Deku @ 11:50: you said you love me
Katsuki @ 11:55: yea what about it?
Deku @ 12:00: you SAID that you LOVE ME! LIKE ACTUALLY SAID IT! Well except that it was over text and not by voice so I don’t if this counts or if you genuinely meant it--
“I had to actually get outta bed and go to your house to verbally say it to your face 10 times in a row before you actually shut the hell up about it.”
“I didn’t sleep a wink that whole night”
Deku squeezed him a little tighter and shuffled his feet in thought “We’ve become international heroes, received countless medals and awards, have our own joint merchandise line and i’m pretty sure our fanclub is so big that it can be labeled as a religion now.” Katsuki snorted at the thought “But there is no award on this earth that can compare to hearing you say that you love weak, pushover, crybaby me”
Katsuki felt the hands that folded across his stomach, ran the tips of his fingers over the scars and ridges that littered the same palms that fed him dinner and washed his back. All he had ever wanted in life was to be recognized, to have it be known to the whole world that he was amazing and should be seen as such. But then here was Deku, the man who could rip the city to ruin but chose instead to spend his days saving cats out of trees, singing his praises since they were four. He thought he wanted the world’s attention. Turns out he really just wanted Izuku’s.
Katsuki was starting to get the itching suspicion that maybe HE was starting to turn into the pushover
“Wait a minute” Katsuki said after a moment “So you mean to tell me that after you knew that I had a shit day at work you dragged me to all corners of this house, purposefully keeping me from our bedroom and sleep, deliberately pissing me off more and more to then surprise me…..WITH OUR BEDROOM?”
“But I had to!” Izuku whined “You were just gonna ruin the surprise and go to bed anyway! Plus your present wasn’t finished drying yet so I had to stall for time!”
“Present?”
Suddenly Izuku became very acquainted with a knick in the wall from when they finally got their first bed that wasn’t a pair of oversized futons.
A wickedly evil grin cracked along Katsuki’s usual prickly cowl. He stalked himself just behind Izuku’s back and put his lips just behind his ear, his favorite weak spot to torture.
“How exactly did my present get so dirty Izuku?” As tired as he was nothing could top the visible shiver that ran down his husband’s spine.
“I may or may not have uhhh tried it on before you got home. I liked the way it looked and um...couldn’t help myself.”
Katsuki was a simple man of simple needs; and tonight, all he wants is to watch his favorite present squirm.
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nerdybookahs · 5 years
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This is probably not a “first impression” piece, since I’ve been playing Equilinox for 30+ hours by now. But I still think it deserves more attention than just a few screenshots here. Equilinox has been developed by ThinMatrix, a single indie developer.
“Equilinox is a relaxing nature simulation game which allows you to create and nurture your own living ecosystems.” – Official website
I really like these “evolution” city-builder/simulation games, if I may call them like that. Games that let you put animals, plants and/or trees into the world while you’re watching the game world evolve. What I usually don’t like too much is when these games have puzzle mechanics. When I say puzzle mechanics, I mean that, for example, sheep like trees and need fruit and grasses to eat. Warthogs can live in the same biome, but while they need large rocks, they dislike grass. So if you want both of them together, you need to make sure not to place grass on the floor while still fulfilling all the other needs they have! So this is exactly what you’re doing in Equilinox. And yet, Equilinox does it so well that I don’t mind it one bit… okay, maybe a little bit sometimes. But the game would be too boring otherwise!
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Don’t get me wrong: It is a casual and relaxing game, so it is not difficult to play at all. In fact, you can leave it open for a few hours, return, and your world will still be there. Maybe an animal will have died or a plant. But you can always just put a new one into the world.
Let’s start at the beginning:  You get the choice between the game’s normal mode, the creative mode which has everything unlocked and available from the beginning, and simulation mode which lets you put in as many plants, trees and animals as you like provided you unlocked them in normal mode already. Normal mode is what you’d probably usually play. When you load a new game there for the first time, you have an empty world in front of you. You get tasks that work as a guide. The first one asks you to place grass tuft which spreads the grassland biome. This is also the only thing unlocked at first. Finishing a task sometimes unlocks new things to place in your world or gives you dp, the game’s currency. Everything you place costs dp. So you can’t just go crazy and place 1000 rabbits. On the other hand, almost everything does spread at the rate rabbits usually do, so it’s not necessary to place more than one most of the time (no, don’t ask me how procreation works with just one rabbit in the world!).
What I found most annoying is that some plants are self-spreading and I already had grass in my woodland biome, for example. Since grass spreads the grassland biome, this actually meant that the area didn’t reach a high enough percentage for woodland plants and animals to feel comfortable. You can delete (even mass delete) specific plants, but it was still annoying having to do that several times until it finally stopped spreading there – and I should add that it was not the game’s fault I placed grass in my woodland in the first place. Most of the time, these self-spreading plants are what you want and need, because with these, the biome will stay your desired biome type (e. g., grassland biome). Sometimes, animals get sick when the environment isn’t good enough for them. Or they die because they can’t find any food. So you definitely need to pay attention to their habitat.
Also, if you place a plant or an animal somewhere, they don’t spread all over the complete map. They will just procreate or spread in a certain radius. This is also important for carnivores, because you will have to place them somewhere close to their desired food. The first time I placed an eagle, it actually died of hunger despite being closeish to guinea pigs. Maybe it was just a dumb or lazy eagle, but I had to save my dp then to afford another one.
The graphics style is certainly unique. When I first saw the screenshots, the way the animals looked (and the way they move – definitely check out the video!) was a bit off-putting. By now, I really like the graphics and think they’re quite charming. The soundtrack is relaxing and fits very well to the game as it stays in the background, if that’s an appropriate description. It doesn’t distract you or take away the attention from the game itself, but instead accompanies the game.
I sometimes feel as if I’m losing track of the game or I forget what I was trying to evolve. You know, the usual: You want animal A. You need to start by having animal B in biome C (where you didn’t originally put it), evolve it in a different colour, then add a specific kind of stone which you haven’t unlocked yet. So, go to biome D where you grow plant E and evolve it into plant F in order to finish a task that will give you… did I lose you already? Yeah, that’s what happens. But it mostly happens when you want something specific immediately! If you just evolve whatever comes up via tasks, it’s not that complicated. Or, you concentrate on one thing at a time and don’t try to evolve plants in your tropical water biome as well as animals in your woodland biome and a tree in grassland… Still, I want these meerkats!
The game actually gives you several lists and very helpful tooltips, so you’re not completely lost. I just easily lose track of where I wanted to go and unless I stay focused, I get lost.
I bought the game on sale for 6.37 €. Its regular price is 8.50 € ($9.99 / £7.50). The game is only available on Steam. I wish it was also on GoG, but I’m using Steam, so I’m not complaining! I just think it’d be a nice fit for that platform as well. After playing it for 30+ hours and still enjoying myself, I would say the game’s definitely worth more than its asking price. So if you asked me whether you should buy it – well, I’d say it’s up to you! But I don’t regret my purchase at all and I wouldn’t regret it either if I had bought it at full price.
  First Impression Review: Equilinox #blaugust2019 #equilinox @thinmatrix This is probably not a "first impression" piece, since I've been playing Equilinox for 30+ hours by now.
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