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snailmail444 · 5 months

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Bachelor Head Cannons

18+ 🌱 NSFW 🌱 MDNI

Head cannons for all the bachelors masturbation habits under the cut! Send me asks if you want to see more head cannons from me 💞

Harvey-

💚 Harvey spends so much time antsy and anxious, poor guy.

💚 So when he’s getting himself off he needs a gentle touch. Literally and figuratively.

💚 He has a few favorite videos he likes of porn, which he goes back to when he’s getting off.

💚 Professional porn takes him out of it. He’s so worried about if everything is consensual and comfortable and compensated he’s not horny anymore. Even when he can get past that, he just isn’t into the fake porn premises.

💚 Do you really expect him to believe she’s stuck in that washing machine? Get real.

💚 Harvey can really get into it when it’s amateur, and the couple seems like they’re genuinely enjoying each other. Giggling, bumping the camera, whispered “I love you’s.”

💚 Uses a lot of quality lube. As a doctor, he’s going to take proper care of his body. Especially his dick. The last thing he wants is a friction burn on his junk.

💚 Goes nice and slow. He doesn’t want to rush himself when he’s working to relax, so it’s not a race for him.

💚 Eyes fluttering, cheeks flushed, hitching breath when he’s close.

💚 Can only get off when the people in the video have. Cums with a sigh, leaning back in complete satisfaction.

💚 Takes a long shower after and gets excellent rest. It really helps alleviate his stress, so he sleeps like a baby.

Elliott-

❤️ When I tell You this man makes it an EVENT!

❤️ He’s breaking out the candles. He’s got a bubble bath run. He’s got a glass of red wine.

❤️ Elliott is first and foremost a man of luxury. So when it comes to taking care of himself? He is taking CARE of himself.

❤️ We’re talking a long edging session that starts in the tub and ends in his bed. He’s so coy that he even teases himself. Gets him worked UP!

❤️ This is an erotic novel kinda guy if there ever was one. I mean come on. You KNOW he’s reading those flowing sex scenes with flowery language to get off to.

❤️ One hand holding his dick the other holding his book.

❤️ It doesn’t matter if he’s alone, he is talking. Elliott is a wellspring of words, so they’re flowing. Praise and curses and sweet names, all of it. He gets so wrapped up in the fantasy that it feels real to him, and that’s his way to engage with it.

❤️ He’s a romantic, but the stuff that really gets him off is hot and desperate and needy. The love interests of his novel devouring each other after a slow burn or a long break. The passion is where it’s at for him.

❤️ Secretly kinda loves it filthy. Chaste and loving is good and satisfying, but it doesn’t do a ton for him sexually. He wants his sex sloppy, spitty, and utterly human.

❤️ Probably gets off the least out of all the bachelors simply because it’s a whole process for him. He wants to enjoy it with unabashed hedonism.

❤️ Sometimes he’ll eat fruit while he’s doing it just to engage all his senses.

Alex-

🤎 Alex would absolutely be a morning jerker if Evelyn and George weren’t up at the crack of dawn.

🤎 Man wakes up rock hard and would love to do something about it, but since Evelyn knocks on his door for breakfast at a routine seven am, he has to will it away.

🤎 The tradeoff, though, makes it worth the wait. Both of his lovely grandparents are hard of hearing, go to bed early, and George has a loud CPAP machine.

🤎 So when I tell you Alex can be as loud as he wants at night. He can be as loud as he wants. Unless you’re physically shaking his grandparents, they’re sleeping through it.

🤎 Which is a good thing, because Alex is a mouthy guy. Moans, groans, curses, whines, whimpers, you name it. If he has a hand on his dick, he’s making noise.

🤎 It’s a little old fashioned, but Alex has sexy magazines stashed between his mattress and box spring. Video porn is overwhelming to him—he doesn’t know what to search, he just wants some eye candy—so this is the best option he can think of.

🤎 He’s not very fussy, honestly. Low maintenance kinda jerker. As long as he’s looking at somebody he finds attractive, he’s gonna get off.

🤎 And Alex is such a secret romantic, he’s thinking about sweet, tender sex with somebody he would love a whole lot. His hand takes the same rhythm he imagines he’d use fucking slow and deep.

🤎 This is the way that Alex ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper. Man is whining as he strokes himself through his orgasm.

🤎 Has a few tissues he uses to clean up and then passes directly out. Rinse and repeat three times/week.

Shane-

💙 Okay it depends.

💙 If he’s still drinking he doesn’t jerk off that much because he’s got chronic whiskey dick.

💙 BUT. After that? Oh boy.

💙 Shane’s surprised by his own libido when he’s sober. It’s, like, all the time. He thinks maybe it’s because he didn’t get off for so long that he’s making up for lost time.

💙 He gets a surprising amount of privacy in the old ranch house, which he has never been more thankful for. It doesn’t hurt that Marnie snore pretty loud and Jas sleeps like the dead, so most of the night is free to him.

💙 However. Some nights it’s just not feasible. Cough, cough, thanks Lewis.

💙 Luckily, Shane’s got his secret spot. The dock never gets any foot traffic, literally ever. He absolutely will go out there to take care of himself if he needs to.

💙 Big lotion guy. He needs it especially because his hands are rough from all the work he does with them. The callouses feel good if he’s got enough lubricant, though.

💙 Can go either way on porn. Sometimes he likes to watch a good video of what he’s in the mood for, but he doesn’t need it.

💙 He gets off more on memories than anything else. Some of his best fucks are vivid enough in his mind he almost feels like he’s back there when he gets off on it.

💙 And if he has a crush on somebody? Man doesn’t need much. Getting off thinking about how they looked on their knees the other day, about how his cum would look on their face. In the moment he has no shame in thinking about the object of his affections. That’ll come later.

💙 Bites his wrist to keep himself quiet. Not because anybody can hear him, but because he gets embarrassed about the noises he makes and how into it he gets.

💙 Gets desperate for release towards the end. Bucking his hips up and fucking his fist until he cums over his tense stomach. His face is complete bliss, and typically he forgets to muffle that last moan anymore because he’s too caught up in his pleasure.

💙 Post nut clarity hits him a little too hard sometimes. He feels a lot of guilt and shame he’s still working through. Therapy’s helping, though.

Sam-

🩷 Poor Sammy never gets any proper alone time. It’s not the easiest for him to just get off whenever the urge comes on him.

🩷 Which is incredibly unfortunate, because the urge comes on him…often, to say the least.

🩷 Let’s be real. It’s probably once a day, sometimes twice. Man’s sex drive is insane. Truly just insatiable.

🩷 But the walls of his house are paper thin, he has no lock on his door, and his mom and Vincent are always busting in. He only gets a shred of privacy in his shower, and even that’s difficult because he shares with Vincent. Hard to get off when his tiny fists are constantly pounding on the door.

🩷 So Sam can’t just jack it at a moments notice. He has to wait until everybody is asleep, because blessedly Jodi and Vince go to bed early, and Kent is usually in bed by ten pm sharp. Thank God for that military sense of routine.

🩷 As soon as it’s lights out, Sam’s got an earbud in and a hand in his boxers. He’s so desperate and needy by the end of the day that he has to bite his shirt to keep from moaning with relief.

🩷 Man adores porn. LOVES. Porn. He needs a visual aid for his fantasies, and some good audio doesn’t hurt his feelings.

🩷 Sweet Sam has a possessive streak. He tries to find videos where one of the people looks like whoever he’s into at the time, and he imagines it’s him fucking them.

🩷 And if the video has a good cumshot? He’s gone. Fucking wasted. His hand will slide feverishly up and down his cock until he’s cumming right along with them, the whole time imagining it’s him marking up his crush and making them his.

🩷 By the grace of Yoba he hasn’t been caught yet, but he’s always rushing because he’s paranoid somebody will find him with a hand around his dick or cum all over his abdomen.

Sebastian-

🖤 Unlike Sam, he has almost complete privacy the majority of the time.

🖤 Robin spared no expense on soundproofing their house, so nobody can hear anything unless they’re pressed up against his door.

🖤 And since nobody bothers him, and he’s got a sturdy lock, it’s never a problem. He can get off really whenever he wants to.

🖤 When he was in high school, it was all the time. If he had a second alone, he was probably jerking off.

🖤 Now though, it’s tapered off. He only has to get off once a week, maybe a few times if he’s really worked up about something.

🖤 And with his computer setup? He has a full Cinematic experience. Full screen, over-ear headphones, reclined back in his gamer chair. His dick pulled out of his boxers and his shirt rucked up to his chest. Sebastian is taking complete advantage of every luxury he has available to him.

🖤 Let’s be real. He’s an Only Fans kinda guy. Sebastian has specific tastes, and he likes the convenience of having content he likes ready and available. Plus, he’s not about to risk any viruses on his computer.

🖤 It doesn’t hurt that it’s more ethical that way. Sex work is real work, and deserves proper compensation, which he’s more than happy to give.

🖤 As for the content? We circle back to his specific tastes. He likes soft BDSM. No intense stuff, but the dirty talk aspect especially does it for him. Spanking or light choking are about as hardcore as he likes.

�� But the thing that’s guaranteed to get him off? Oral. Every single time. He loves to go down on people—he’s borderline obsessed with it, actually. It’s something he can’t personally put his finger on (it’s called an oral fixation buddy), but he cums so hard thinking about leaving purpling hickies along thighs and using his tongue to get his partner off.

🖤 And since he prioritizes heavily on having a clean space, he has everything ready to clean himself up. Especially important since he cums a lot.

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sdv-roseglass-farm · 5 months

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NSFW Elliott headcannons

'Hi, um could I request Elliott nsfw headcanons with a female reader? Please and thank you!' - Anonymous

Hello! Thank you for the request, sorry it took me so long :) I hope you enjoy them! I wrote for both him alone, gender neutral, female and male readers :)

Word count: 1386

Masturbation headcannons:

He is 100% a virgin before meeting you, but he definitely isn't completely lost about sex or what he enjoys

He may be one of the older bachelors but he has rather poor social skills so he has not gotten far with anyone

With getting stressed about writing, he enjoys edging himself to encourage himself to get a certain amount write before cumming

With edging himself so much, especially in a writing block, he often ends up in tears out of desperation

With living alone on the beach he doesn't have to worry about people hearing him so he is very noisy, especially with dirty talk

He enjoys reading sexual romance novels and not letting himself touch himself until he finishes the book

Sex toys are all kept under his bed in a box, where he has different things including different types of vibrators and dildos.

He uses the vibrators and dildos as different ways to edge and tease himself

He loves watching porn where the participants are overstimulated and covered in cum

Watching someone using a fuck machine and become super messy is one of his favourite types of videos to get off to

With gen!reader:

Dirty talk is his specialty to the point that half the time he doesn't even realise it - and terms of endearment fall out his mouth with so much ease you would think he has forgotten your name

He sounds rather proper due to his large vocabulary from spending all of his time reading since he was young, but watching him fall apart due to it is the best thing

He is always willing to experiment, but doesn't like much physical pain, finding it too distracting.

He prefers to use soft material to be tied or to tie you up with rather than handcuffs or rough rope

He loves being able to hear the person he is with, being able to hear the become more of a mess due to him

Cockwarming when he is writing is something he loves, though he loses track of what he is meant to be writing so easily as the sight and feel of you on him makes his mind blank

He prefers watching you go down on him mostly, just because the sight of drool, his cum and your tears all over your face can cause him to cum without being touched

You cockwarming him with your mouth under his desk makes him feel as though he is permanently on the brink of orgasm

He does sometimes lose control with grabbing your hair and face-fucking you, but he is never rough with it and is always careful to not hurt you too badly

No matter the gender of his partner or their genitals, he will keep a hair tie on his wrist in preparation if he does end up having oral sex that day, as he prides himself on his hair and likes to keep it out of the way when being so intimate

While he is down for a lot of things, he does become very flustered for your first few times and doesn't fully open up to experimenting until after becoming more comfortable

You are his number one priority and will all be checking in with you throughout no matter what you do to make sure that you are okay and enjoying yourself

He will make sure you have deep discussions before trying anything new and your plans, such as if you want him to come inside you he will talk about protection for stds (and pregnancies for people with a uterus)

he firmly believes that you can tell a lot from someone's eyes and prefers positions where you can see one another

If he is writing erotica, even just to practice his writing skills, he will experiment with you to make sure the things are possible such as the positions or the look someone gets

With fem!reader:

He enjoys eating you out, watching his mouth cause you so much pleasure but with his unconscious habit of dirty talk he accidentally breaks away from your cunt a lot

Sitting on his face and being in control is the best way to make sure this doesn't happen, and he sure won't be complaining as he loves the sight of you on top of him

He loves making you wet and watching your wetness drip from your cunt

Filling you up with his cum and watching it leak from your pussy is honestly heaven to him, and he will use his fingers to spread it around and over your clit to cause you cum again and push more of his cum out

He uses it as an excuse to fill you up again, loving the feeling of your walls milking his cock

While he will use lube with you, he prefers using your own wetness and his cum to make you messy

The best position in his mind is against his desk or on the kitchen counter, where he can watch your face as you come undone and watch your tits bounce with every movement

Overstimulation is definitely expected with him as your partner, as he will love continuously going and watching your cunt become red from the amount of attention it is receiving and from the impact of his thrusts

With his love for watching you become wet and messy, he will sometimes nick some of your underwear and become instantly turned on at any dampness on them, especially if there is any slickness in them

He will keep your underwear for a couple of days, getting off on the smell of them before returning them to your laundry

He is fully on board if you ever want to peg him, with having used dildos on himself and has offered to let you watch him ride one

With male!reader:

He enjoys giving you a blowjob, watching you lose yourself to pleasure from his mouth alone is a massive turn on

You fucking his face is definitely a turn on for him, with your cock being shoved down his throat at a pace he doesn't control causing his eyes to roll to the back of his head

He has offered to let you watch him ride one of his dildos before, and is more than willing to take either role when it comes to anal sex

He uses an excess amount of lube, loving how messy it makes you and uses your precum to help make you messier

He will make you cum multiple times, preferring you to come on him or on your body rather than on the desk or bed

He will use his fingers to push any of your cum that has spilt out of him back inside of him

He is more than willing to lick up any cum off of you, whether you scoop some up with your fingers or if it is off your stomach

He will use a desk or bed to help make sure you can both face one another still during anal sex

He is more than willing to ride you or let you ride him, with it definitely causing him to talk a lot more

He will consistently overstimulate you and milk your cock - loving the mixture of pleasure and pain and the look in your eyes with how blank your mind goes from the amount of times he made you cum

Aftercare:

He will clean you off and make sure you are okay

He will make sure you are comfortable, wrapping you up in his duvet cover while fetching you both some water and something to eat

After making sure you have eaten and drank something he will help you to the bathroom to pee and to also make sure you are fully cleaned up

He will then help you back and pull you to his chest, and have a discussion about what you enjoyed, didn't enjoy etc.

Your enjoyment is his number one priority and he is the king at communication

If you need something he will run off to grab it for you, making sure that you are not hurt physically or emotionally

He will hold you to his chest for however long you want, while making sure you know his own feelings on what happened

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stardewremixed · 3 months

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Harvey is absolutely an Aquarius in my opinion, with a February 14 birthday. However... I still feel like putting up Harvey headcanons today.

*Harvey is the first in line to receive his free cup of coffee from the Night Market. He also exchanges pleasantries with the Desert Trader, and inquires about the trader's family and health.

*Harvey is embarassed to visit the Mermaid show, but he does find their singing voices to be pleasant.

*Harvey secretly wants a pearl ring (a masculine looking one, of course), but he has always liked the look of pearls and the little miracle of how they are made.

*Harvey would be thrilled if the Farmer grew fresh vegetables in their greenhouse in winter, and even more thrilled if the Farmer invited him for a pickling session.

*As a Valentine's baby, Harvey is in favor of making old-fashioned heart cards, complete with paper doilies and glitter glue for his kid patients. He might even pen a particularly sweet, if not a little dorky, one for his lovely Farmer.

*The vanilla game has no real food recipe uses for truffle oil, BUT I imagine Harvey likes to serve it with pasta. If he's feeling fancy, he would drizzle it over popcorn. Maybe enjoying the snack while cuddling under a blanket on a wintery night reading a biography or watching a historical epic with his lover.

*A cup of jasmine tea is the perfect remedy for a sore throat if Harvey catches a cold. Also, he would appreciate a plaid scarf.

*Harvey takes long walks around town to clear his head after stressful days at the Clinic, which frequently happens in fall due to back-to-school vaccinations and flu season.

*Harvey would absolutely call his love interest "darling" as a pet name. And he wouldn't be opposed to being called "dear." (Yes, I'm now unintentionally picturing Lady and the Tramp, which would be one of his favorite Disney animated films). He would want a little Lady cocker spaniel too for the farm, and enjoy taking the dog along on his walks.

#stardewremixed #stardew valley harvey #sdv harvey #sdv headcanons #stardew valley headcannons

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agentbobr · 1 year

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sitting on the wooden floor in sebby's room and painting eachothers nails, talking shit about the other townsfolk (mainly demetrius)

#agentbobr #sdv sebastian x reader #sebastian x reader #sebastian sdv #stardew sebastian #sebby x reader #sdv sebastian #stardew valley headcannons #stardew valley x reader

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art-but-only-sometimes · 2 months

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Stardew Valley 12 to 20 headcannons!

Last of the Stardew Valley Bachelors: Harvey!

12 heart event: Harvey sees you at the clinic, it isn’t your usual appointment so he’s worried. ( I’m ok I just came here for an energy tonic/ I’m alright I just came to talk to Maru about something.) He’s very relieved. He says he doesn’t have any more patients today. He asks you if you’d stay a bit longer and talk to him if you have the time. You both head up to his room. (Is something wrong/What’s up?/Are you breaking up with me?) Option A and option B give similar results, option C prompts him to say: “Oh goodness no!” And then the conversation continues as usual. Harvey says how much he loves being in a relationship with you but sometimes he worries for your safety. With the mines and everything you do with the guild. He just wishes you’d be a bit more careful. (I’m sorry I worried you, I didn’t mean to/ I’ll try and be more careful in the future.) Either way, Harvey is glad to hear your response and is glad to see you’re going to try and be more careful from now on. He asks you if you mind staying a little longer since the two of you don’t talk more than a few words of conversation. A heart bubble appears over the character's head. You're more than happy to stay. The two of you get closer together and kiss.

14 heart event: You go to Harvey’s room when he is there. He’s sitting on his bed, he looks exhausted. You come in and get his attention. He says he hadn’t heard you come in, but he’s glad to see you. (Is something wrong?/You look exhausted are you alright?) He says that he’s alright but he’s just really tired. He says it’s been that way for about a week or so. You sit next to him on his bed. His job, being the only doctor in the town, feeling like he’s responsible for everyone’s health. He also says that he talked to Mayor Lewis about possibly hiring a second doctor or possibly expanding the clinic but the Mayor said “they didn’t have enough money for that”. A bubble of concern appears over the player's head. He sighs, he says he didn’t mean to unload all his troubles onto you. (I don’t mind/ I wouldn’t want you to hold all that in. Especially if it makes you feel bad.) He’s happy he’s able to tell you these things because before dating you he felt like he really couldn’t tell anyone. You two continue to talk and that leads you to offer to make dinner for Harvey and yourself. Which leads to YouTube hanging out afterward. Which leads you two to fall asleep in his bed together.

16-heart event: You exit the farmhouse to find Harvey at your door. You’re surprised to see him. He says he’d like to help you with your farm. (I’d love help actually!/ Don’t you have any patients today?)Option A: gets a happy response, Option B: gets the response “I actually don’t have any patients today, that’s the thing with living in a small town, I don’t always have patients. You’re delighted to have the help either way. The two if you do your normal farm work. Harvey helps you with gathering crops and tending to animals. You show him your fishpond(s) (if you have them) After a while the two of you finish. Harvey looks tired, he knows that farm work takes a large amount of energy and stamina but he never imagined it would be this exhausting. The two of you take a break and have a drink. Despite being tired he’s still glad he came and spent time with you.

18 heart event: (this event takes place on Harvey's birthday. Be inside the clinic before closing/ in Harvey's room before closing.) Harvey is tired after a long day. He is suddenly surprised by you in his room, he didn't see you before. He is happy to see you, you wish him a happy birthday. He's so glad you remembered, you gave him a gift. It's a model plane he's been wanting for a while but hasn't been able to get. He's so happy, you two kiss. He asks you if you want to help him put it together. You say yes and the two of you get to work on putting the model together.

~Marriage~

20 heart event: Same as Harvey's 14 heart event, he makes you dinner and asks about your day.

(bachelorette's next!)

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sucker-for-stardew · 2 years

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While I do love imagining farmer and the bachelor/bachelorette interactions I also love thinking about how all of the other characters relationships shake out when one of them is married

Like you don’t marry Emily so she starts a long distance relationship with Sandy

Or you don’t marry Penny or Maru and they get that little bit closer

#idk I just like the characters #they’re my little dolls that I dress up and act out funny little stories with #stardew #stardew valley #sdv #emily sdv #stardew valley penny #stardew valley maru #stardew valley bachelors #stardew valley bachelorettes #stardew valley headcannons

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pierperian-leisure · 3 days

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Harvey SDV Headcannons

This man knows he smells like antiseptic. He tries to carefully hide it under well maintained cologne (sandalwood and patchouli, he thinks it matches his vibe) and walks outside during the workday when he can, but the distinct hospital smell always manages to linger just slightly

Body hair. His arms when his shirt sleeves are rolled up, little tufts above the collar of his shirt, just... send tweet.

Speaking of hair, he keeps his WELL maintained. The man's mustache is so soft and well kept, as is the hair on his head. He didn't specialize in dermatology, but went through a phase where he made sure to learn proper hair care to keep his as healthy as possible.

His love language is physical touch. He will take any excuse to be in contact, even if it just means locking pinkies for one last second of touch when you part ways for the day.

Sam talked him and Shane into the ASS trio's DnD group... He surprisingly plays as a sorcerer.

When the spring and summer come in the valley, freckles can be seen all across Harvey's nose and checks (his mom called them angel kisses growing up. Harvey knows the real reason for the spots now, but holds onto this version instead)

This man is CAKED. Like he does regularly does aerobics... cmon

Once you're married, Harvey will develop a habit of twiddling his wedding ring throughout the day, with a small smile just noticeable as he does

When the clinic is slow, he and Maru will have trash bin basketball competitions... he won't admit it but Maru is more often than not the winner.

When you're married and Harvey lives on the farm as well, he takes over the pickling and winery. He gets quite good at crafting artisanal wines. You will often find him either attempting new mixes, or researching the wine making process. It becomes a new hobby, alongside his model planes.

If you and he eventually choose to have kids, Harvey SO has baby sized model planes ready for your child. He's so excited to be a dad.

Contrary to popular belief, he does not have old timey pajamas. The man is actually a furnace, and sleeps with as little clothes as possible, which is quite handy in the winter months

He can't fall asleep without being wrapped up with the farmer though

#harvey sdv x reader #harvey sdv #harvey x farmer #stardew harvey #stardew valley #stardew farmer #headcannons

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teeth--king · 9 months

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Have some silly sketches from today :) was gonna do more but I crashed so just enjoy these two. Found two mods that add axolotls and axolotl plushes to the game and they both bring so much joy to my experience :D Futan Axolotls and Axolotls in Stardew Valley, would recommend.

#always get nervous about headcannons and stuff. im an anxious little guy and scared of others #art #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #stardew valley elliott #stardew elliott #sdv elliott #stardew valley leah #stardew leah #sdv leah #stardew valley farmer #stardew farmer #sdv farmer #stardew valley art #stardew art #sdv art #fanart

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vilochkaaa · 10 months

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headcanon, that Morris had a cat before moving to the valley. this animal was a real salvation for the clerk from the monotonous killing days in the Joja office.

just imagine - Morris , tired, broken from the inside, comes home, opens the door, and his little friend is already running to him, meowing :)

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spongek-squidge · 11 days

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Top 4 Community loved characters (in no specific order)

1. Robin

The character who the most people wish was romancable

She’s a chill lady with heavy bisexual energy and muscles, people love her immensely (and I am one of them)

Lumberjack go brrrrrrrrrrr

2. Krobus

Everyone’s favourite sewer dweller!

The only roommate in the game and we love him for it, Aro royalty right here!

He’s a goofy lil goober :]

3. Gus

Literally the chilliest guy in the valley

Man literally helps Linus out in a cutscene that isn’t even one of his and is just such a nice guy!!!!

It’s needed in a valley filled with financially corrupt mayors and capitalism wars

4. Linus

Speaking of…

Our local hobo who just wants to live in the mountains, we love him

A lot of people don’t seem to get that he legitimately just wants to live in his tent and eat berries forever but y’know it’s fair

Also has wise man secrets with the wizard and that’s intriguing 👀

#based off what I’ve seen in the community personally #if you have different opinions that’s fine #everyone’s different :]#Sdv #Stardew valley #Sdv Headcannons

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boiboiperson · 1 year

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The real qistion is how he is not a tumblr sexyman yet.

#stardew valley fanart #stardew valley #stardew valley mr qi #mr qi #mr qi fanart #stardew valley headcanons #the headcannon is that he has a snake #i actually dont remember if he has one or not #tumblr sexymen #potential tumblr sexyman #excuse the editing

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sdv-roseglass-farm · 10 months

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Sebastian x Tattoo Artist!Reader

This was requested by @dexpairs-blog :) Sorry it took so long, I have been busy with university, hope you enjoy it!

Sebastian had heard about the farmers cousin moving to the town a month ago - and had seen them around briefly. However, due to him working on a large project, he hadn't really talked to them much.

It wasn't until he had overheard Willy telling Gus about his new tattoo that he got from you that his interest was piqued.

His mind drifted towards you often, especially with different designs he could get.

He has always wanted to get tattoos, but never really got round to it.

One day, when the farmer was visiting Robin he casually ask about you, asking if you retired from being a tattoo artist or currently one.

When getting confirmation he would gather up the courage to ask you when seeing you in the saloon.

He would be flustered the whole time, having rehearsed how he was going to ask you since he decided he was going to look into getting the tattoos more seriously.

But finally standing in front of you, he noticed just how beautiful you truly are. With the warm light of the saloon causing you eyes to shine like stars.

He forced himself to look away, stumbling over his question but losing focus on how you are looking at him.

With being informed of your interest in getting a tattoo though, you organise for him to visit you the next day.

He spent the whole night panicking, unable to sleep and overthinking the interaction and how it would go.

When he went over the next day, he was shown some of your artwork, with you explaining how you used to have a studio in Zuzu city but it was closed down due to the owner wanting to sell it.

He fell in love with your pieces the more he looked at them, with the attention to detail and the passion you had for each one causing him to be unable to stop looking at you.

He decided his first tattoo should be a wizard staff from Solarian Chronicles, and he quickly lost track of time during the appointment as he watched you work and spent the whole time talking, even with him struggling to respond at times (socially awkward Sebastian)

He went back quite a few times, with planning more and more tattoos, loving how much care you had and the time you spent together.

After a little while he would start visiting to see and hear you ramble about some other clients and their tattoos, looking at your draft sketches and letting you talk through them as you try and decide on a few ideas to send to the client.

He would get sleeve tattoos, with letting you have free reign on ideas, knowing he would love anything you design.

When you two finally got together, not much would change - though you would allow him to give you a tattoo.

If you got married and had children, he would get their names tattooed on him over his heart, alongside something important that reminds him of you. These would be his favourite, alongside the wooden carving on his right leg that was of a carving Robin made him when he was a child.

Robin 100% cried when seeing that tattoo, because while they are not close - he does still love her a lot

After he moved out as well, he would get a small tattoo somewhere of something that reminded him of Maru, though he doesn't really tell anyone about it out of embarrassment and awkwardness.

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stampgwifeyera · 2 days

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theory/headcannon that the farmer is a reincarnation of Yoba

the farmer can eat whole plates of food (plate included) with no issue, humans cant do that.

the farmer has a stronger connection to magic and spirits (specifically nature spirits) than the THE WIZARD someone who's presumably spent his entire life studying and practicing magic.

they cant die.

the farmer can do a near endless amount of chores that would be impossible for anyone else.

the farmer is inhumanly strong .

the farmer is able to go through skull cavern and the mines without much issue.

the farmer is able to catch all the legendary fish which is something that even willy hasn't been able to do.

the farmer restores the community centre and forever changes pelican town and the lives within it for the positive.

disdain for joja and the city life.

knows everything about everyone

now you could say that all of this is just because the farmer is us the player but i say that thats just more proof that the farmer isn't human, due to them being the player they have capabilities that people can only dream of they have the power to carve out the lives of everyone in pelican town however they see fit. they have this supernatural knowledge and ability over everyone else the kind that only a god could have.

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv headcannons #sdv farmer #dont take this too seriously btw #i could go more in depth about how i think godly reincarnation works if it interests any of you

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agentbobr · 2 years

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what the bachelors and bachelorettes of pelican town wear for halloween!<3

sebastian and abigail going as beetlejuice and lydia for halloween, sam is the worm.

shane and jas go as squidward and spongebob, this is what he gets for letting jas pick the costumes :]

haley goes as a black cat (just like every year 🙄) while emily goes as a cute clown!

alex gets the whole shabang on, gets gore makeup on and looks horrifying as a zombie football player. haley helped him with the makeup but he did modify his old football gear for this!

harvey goes as a pilot and gets one of those cliche pilot hats!

leah and elliot ended up accidentally matching, they had both dressed up as farmers hoping to poke fun at you :')

maru goes as a insane scientist! she even made small fog machines to put inside beakers of "chemicals", demetrius was very proud since she actually labeled all the beakers all the right chemicals lol

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please do tell me if this format looks alright and if you have any suggestions, please do send me an ask or dm, i want this to look as sleek and nice as possible <3 tysm for reading and i hope this made you smile even just a little!

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art-but-only-sometimes · 5 months

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SDVE (Stardew Valley expanded characters) Bachelors/Bachelorettes when you (the farmer) get hurt and have to go to the clinic/ hospital.

More SDVE Batchelor/ Batchelorette headcannons! (spoilers for Sophia, Olivia, and Victor's backstories/ heart events (later on))

~ Bachelorettes ~

Sophia:

she will cry

like seriously

she will cry a lot.

when she gets a call from Harvey or the mayor (like in one of her heart events), every sad emotion she ever got from when her parents died comes flooding back all at once.

she is so sad.

she does not want to let go of you.

she's a little bit mad but also mainly said/ so, so, so, so, so glad you're ok.

she says she didn't know what she would have done if you'd died. She can't even get the word "die/died" out. She just stops before the words.

after you get out of the hospital she helps you home and doesn't leave your side, like at all unless you tell her to. (she'd probably be a bit upset honestly.)

she takes time to help you with your farm

I feel like she'd get to know your animals really well if she didn't already.

as you get better she feels more relieved and relaxed but can't help but worry on the inside a lot.

She doesn't want to have to see you like that again.

you try to assure her it won't but she still can't help but worry a little bit.

Olivia:

Olivia seems like the kind of person to be calm in a lot of situations.

but when her farmer is hurt she rushes over to the clinic. (lucky she lives so close, like almost right next door)

she has a few tears in her eyes

but she is so glad to see you are as alright as you can be.

I feel like she'd try really hard to hold it together but when she's all alone she cries a bit.

she lost her husband coming over here from the grotto empire

the fact that you got hurt was just too close, far too close for comfort

I'm not sure how helpful she'd be on the farm

she's not exactly someone I'd imagine being good at something like that

I bet she'd definitely hire some people though

with your consent of course she'd hire people and make sure everything got done the way that you'd want it done

she'd come over all the time and spend time with you and make sure you were ok.

Claire:

at first, she'd think she's hearing things.

but when she realised she's not just sleep deprived

she rushes right over

she's shocked at what you look like

she seems like the kind of character to cover her mouth in shock.

after the initial shock she'd never let go of your hand I feel like.

any spare time she has if she's not at her job (either Joja or the movie theater later on), or at home, I feel like she'd be with you until visiting hours are over.

after you get better she'd help you home.

she doesn't have a lot of spare time but if she did I feel like she'd be there to help you

Idk if she knows about farming at all.

but she knows she doesn't want you to be exhausted like she has been in the past, especially with an injury that needs healing.

I think she'd help out less with farming and more to check on you to see how you're doing.

~Bachelors~

Lance:

lance knows that when it comes to the guild getting injured is a part of the job.

but that doesn't mean he doesn't get worried

he seems like the kind of person to keep it together really well and be brave

but when you two are alone his facade kind of drops and you see how worried he really is

alternatively if he was there when you got hurt he rushed to your side immediately.

trying to help you in any way possible and getting you out of the area where you got hurt, whether it'd be the mines or anywhere else.

any time he has that isn't helping out the Stardew Valley guild is spent with you.

when you start to feel better, enough to go home, he helps you get there and makes sure you're safe.

I feel like you two would have a conversation later on when he says, "I should have been there."

if he can't protect you how is he supposed to protect the valley or The First Slash.

It definitely bothers him.

but when he sees you getting better it bothers him a bit less.

he'd also help you out on the farm, lifting heavy objects and helping you out whenever he could.

Victor:

victor is not someone who ever ventures into the mines.

so after he learns of you getting hurt in the mines he's honestly terrified.

still, he rushes right over nonetheless.

he's relieved to see you.

also feel like he'd try to be strong and hold it together but once the room is empty he'd start to cry a bit.

similar to his mom he's reminded of how he lost his dad escaping the Grotto Empire.

he can't help but think of that seeing you lying there in the hospital bed like that.

after you're good enough to go home he'd help you back to the farm.

he'd also try to help you on the farm as best as he can

I'm not sure how well of a job he'd do. He doesn't do a lot of hard work. He spends a fair amount of time reading. So I'm sure he has some knowledge of farming but never put it into action like you've been doing all these years.

still, he tries. You might have to direct him on what to do though.

I feel like he'd try and have a discussion with you about being more careful about going up to the mines and doing things for the guild.

he just wants you to be careful.

~ Magnus (Edit: forgot about him oops) ~

Magnus has seen a lot in his life

also knowing about the guild and the monsters in the mines he knows you go there for things like copper, iron, gold, iridium, and minerals. (also you accomplish quests for him sometimes)

he's loved and lost twice whether it'd be his wife the Witch or Caroline (idk if this cannon in vanilla sdv)

he definitely isn't willing to lose you too

but after learning you got hurt he would teleport right to the hospital

he wouldn't even bother with running there (why would he when magic is faster)

also dealing with Pierre is something he doesn't want to do frankly

If Harvey is in the room at the time when Magnus teleported in there he'd definitely scare the crap out of him.

he'd be very worried and also I feel like he'd be a little cross

he thought you were more careful than that

but more relieved you are alive

he'd probably have a million questions

what happened, what did you do before this, did you break any bones, were there any monsters around, what did this to you, etc. The questions go on for a bit

I don't think he's big on expressing emotion

like he prefers to keep it inside so he doesn't show his emotions too much but if you two were ever alone he might

he lets his expressions out when you're asleep especially

when you're good enough to go home Magnus might help you home by teleporting you there.

better for you not to walk long ways anyway because of your injuries

if you're behind on farming Magnus would use his magic to help you, and maybe the juminos would help as well.

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