incorrect twst quotes - 07
Ace: I asked Y/n out.
Riddle: Oh, I'm sorry.
Ace: Huh? Why?
Riddle: Well, I assume the Prefect said no.
Ace: No, the Prefect said yes.
Riddle: Really? Then it's them I feel sorry for.
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Kirk during a mind meld with Spock probably
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luke: where do babies come from?
owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.
luke:
luke: you're not lying
owen: nope
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Ace: *sneaking back into his shared dorm room*
Deuce: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You wanna tell me where you've been?
Ace: ...I was with the Prefect?
Y/n: *turning in their chair* Wanna try that again?
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Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*
Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?
Omega: *Freezes*
Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?
Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*
Crosshair: Try Again.
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Y/n: no one actually thinks me and Spencer are dating.
Emily: Raise your hand if you think Spencer and Y/n are dating
The entire team including Spencer raising their hands.
Y/n: Spencer Walter Reid put your hand down.
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Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras
Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app
Tech: *taps the screen*
Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in
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