The Cheatcode
Hello Ladies,
I’ve found the cheat code when it comes to hypergamy! You’ll only need a little start capital…not that much, only around 1-2k.
You need to rebuild your entire wardrobe. Yes. Throw out your crop tops and your leggings. No high value man wants a woman that is dressed like a yoga teacher all day. I don’t care if you’re only 21. Buy all those long skirts and button up tops and don’t even think about purchasing a bag cheaper than 500 dollars.
Think about what you can do in terms of your appearance. Maybe a nose job or a skinny BBL? If you’re lucky you can get away with only lip fillers.
Only speak about feminine stuff. Home decor. How you’re planning to homeschool your children. Let the man talk about masculine things like politics or finances.
Are you still reading? Well…I have a surprise for you…
…there is no such thing as a cheatcode.
Sorry, but I need to rant a little bit.
I’m so fucking annoyed at posts like this. There is currently and likely never will be a cheatcode for hypergamy.
Don’t believe those feminity influencers – most of them aren’t even married or have bagged a billionaire. Don’t buy books from these people and don’t give them money for strange online classes, that claim you’ll meet a billionaire within a five step program.
The truth is, wether you like it or not, that only very few woman will marry into high society and even fewer will stay in those circles.
I don’t know if you get it but those men are only human and want a honest connection with their partner. (Well, I’m sure there are men that really only care about looks but is this really a man you would like to marry? Even if he’s the richest man on the planet?)
Hypergamy is work. Hard fucking work.
Many of you seem to think that those men only fuck you and look at you. What do you do if you can’t fuck because you’re on a gala or his mothers birthday dinner? You’ll have to open your mouth and start talking.
I’m like 98% sure that you could be a grenade in bed and the most beautiful woman that ever walked on earth, if you can’t hold a conversation for longer than a minute, you won’t be succesful.
I am not that beautiful myself, I’m average with a few nice features but I can entertain my boyfriend for hours just talking about my day. I can discuss current politics with him and talk about his business without googling every second phrase.
He loves to spend time with me because he likes how I make him feel. I make him feel welcomed in his home, I make sure to listen to his problems and about what brings him joy. I am the first person he wants to call when he has a hard or a very succesful day because he know that my reactions are always honest and genuine. I won’t just tell him what he wants to hear – I tell him my opinion.
Another thing that bugs me, is that those feminity influencers make relationships seem like the only things to do are shopping, taking vacations and going out to eat.
Honestly it’s fucking hard to be with a high value man.
High value man = very full schedule.
My boyfriend works from 5:30am to 7pm and sometimes even longer. When he comes home he wants to shower, eat something and talk to me.
I prepare his meals and clean the house while he’s at work. I do grocerie shopping and laundry, I iron his clothes and order his skin and haircare products.
He doesn’t expect me in a full face of makeup and a bodycon dress with heels when he gets home but he wants me to be clean and freshly showered. He want’s no drama and he expects that I know my place – beside him.
A relationship is work, especially if you’re in one with a man that works 80+ hours a week. Don’t expect endless shopping trips with him or a nice dinner every day. There is a reason why he has money – he works for it and his working hours are usually very long.
Okay, thats all I have for now.
Bye Bye
Selene
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U may notice this cat as my avatar..That's actually my beloved cat. The only man in my heart other than Val kilmer 😺💛🧡💙
So my dear friend @erlysworld asked me for some pics of my son kitty boy ( very original name eh?) so here's some cat photo dump u might find interesting.
Sheesh..Tough crowd..He never appreciates my jokes.
"I don't want pets..I want wet food"
Ps : the scratch on his nose was from a cat of a previous owner.. The pics on the fridge are more recent and he's obviously more loved and spoiled 🥰
Bonus : " gimme your hand so I can bite it" . *Chomp*
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I hate all this small talk
Dont “hey” me
I have to know ur being real with me so hit me with that
“Gimme your cash app so I can buy you some weed my precious lil high angel”
Or
“What’s ur Amazon wishlist my cute breeding puppy”
Chivalry is dead
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