Darkwing Duck Sentence Starters - Part 2
Various quotes from the characters from the 1991-1992 Darkwing Duck animated cartoon series. All from the villains/antagonists. You can find the DWD heroes/side characters sentence starters here!
Source for most of the quotes are from credited here and here or they are directly from youtube videos. You can edit/fill in whatever gender/pronouns/character name you wish!
"What is this?! Did I cross a black cat today?”
“How nice. It's the terror that trips in the night.”
"I feel awful, stooping to such petty crimes.”
“Maybe dressing up as my dogooder look-a-like is a rotten thing to do.”
"The whole reason I have a secret hideout is to get away from the geek squad!"
"I'LL GIVE YOU A BLOOD PRESSURE!"
"What are you looking at?"
“The science of pain. Ooh! Gives me chills!”
“So long, I'm off to create more unnecessary pain and suffering.”
"I don't know what you're trying to pull here, _____, but..."
"Spirited, eh? I hate that."
"A dove. The symbol of peace. Maybe I should feed it. TO A CAT!"
"I get... the loot."
"I can tell I am not going to like this kid..."
"Tell you what, If you help me take over this planet, I'll let you breathe."
"DON'T CALL ME SPARKY!"
"Please refrain from accosting me sir."
"This is only a total defeat, you know."
“Oh those were the days."
"Oh, don't point that thing at me. It might go off.”
“I can seek revenge those who tormented me, those who made me a freak, those who... those who gave me this ridiculous hair-style!”
"No! What are you looking at?! Your piercing stares are driving me mad! Mad I tell you!”
"Gee, I suppose I'd better barbecue you now, but I just haven't got the heart.”
“But don't worry, I'm still gonna get my revenge on you though.”
"Hey, I thought you lost your confidence."
"I've been itching to try the zoom lens on this baby!"
"I love the smell of voltage in the evening!"
"Oh, my sweet darling. You're the ampere of my eye!"
"Ingrate! You're no son of mine!"
“What's the world coming to?!?! No, no, this is wrong, all wrong!”
“Look at him. He's nuts. He's out of his tree and completely insane!”
"I can't remember what I do! For the love of heaven, please help me!"
"If I don't do something really destructive soon, I'll go nuts!"
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day."
"Ha! They called me mad! They called me insane! They were right. But I'M running things now!"
“They left me no choice.”
"It's PLAYTIME!"
"I like coffee, I like tea, I like toys, and they like me!"
"I don't like this game..."
"It's just the kind of talk that drove me out of the ____ business and into the loony bin!"
"This is the ultimate form of advertising.”
"Are you tired of being powerless? Need professional help?”
"Hey stop it you guys! Give it back!"
"And now there's only one thing left to do: cackle madly!”
"I'm not playing!”
"I feel so...so normal.”
“My experiment is a failure. No, I'm a failure. I'm scum. No, I'm less than scum. I'm a worthless fungal parasite."
"Son of a broccoli! What have I done to myself?"
"All I wanted to do is make the world a better place to live.”
"I guess dogs aren't tree's best friend.”
“A drink? Yes, that's what I need. A drink.”
“Someone's got to tell him prison's not supposed to be fun."
"Ah, what a beautiful bride you are and a beautiful bride like you on my side the whole world would be green in envy.”
"Christmas shopping gets more dangerous every year."
"You have stolen the heart of the woman I love!”
“I'm not gonna rescue you, I'm gonna mow you down!"
"Ooh, look at me, I'm shaking like a leaf!"
"Hey, kid! Easy on the foliage, huh?"
"You're the only one who's ever beat ____!"
"I'm not sinister...just misunderstood..."
"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!”
“What are dese two trying to do, talk each other to death?"
“Sheesh! I mean, what is it with dese world leaders, huh? Don't any of 'em keep an extra trillion around anymore?”
"If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses! ...Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!"
"Okay, make dat three tings".
"Oh, no---not here..."
"What are you, a franchise?!"
"Today, we'll show youse how to cook up a crisis.”
"Marry you?! I don't want to live on de same continent as you!”
“Hey, hey, get dis, _____: I kinda LIKE dirt!"
"Boy, did you kids pick da wrong fanclub.”
“Ya know, dressin' up like _____ ain't gonna score youse any points around 'ere."
“Where is she?!?!”
“You're pillow stuffing now, _____!”
“Well, you certainly have his stupid voice.”
“Let's see if you're cocky when unconscious.”
“You got a sense of humor, too.”
“By the way, you punks might consider changing your role models.”
“There's nothing I hate more than party crashers.”
“All right! Consider me very annoyed!“
"Ah, some quick ranting always refreshes me! Now, back to business!"
"Don't be bitter! You cannot change your station in life - believe me, I've tried!"
“You may be a klutz, but you are punctual."
“Uh, yeah, right.”
“Ha! I'm more afraid of early hair loss!”
“You're a genius.”
“I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle!”
“Ooh! Aren't we sounding folksy.”
“Don't make me get angry with you!!”
“Your little games don't impress me, _____!”
“Get any water on me and I'll evaporate ya!”
“You've got to save me! If I stay here any longer, I'll go crazy!”
“Well you wouldn't hold a little thing like sanity against a guy, would ya?”
“No, that's a laugh.”
"____, if I let you go to my secret hideout, it wouldn't be a SECRET hideout anymore!”
“Isn't the fire engine supposed to spray water?”
"I'll finally be rid of them MEDDLING KIDS AND THEIR NOSY DOG."
“Whoops. Wrong cartoon.”
“Now it's time to SAY GOODBYE... to ALL our company.”
“Hey, read my beak.”
“Tell 'em to raise some taxes.”
“Heh-heh.”
“Like they need an excuse, right?”
“Man, I can't get away from you.”
“Just when you thought it was safe to commit crimes: a _____!”
“4 out of 5 dentists surveyed say it's time for us to get out of here!”
“Oh I love your new summer costume!”
“AAAAAHHHH! Do not add water!”
“You may be tough, but I'm not! ...or... something.”
“Aha! All is lost! No one can save you now! You're chemistry!”
“Don't make me laugh!”
“Your bourgeois morality would never allow you to hit a woman!”
“Still racking up the popularity points?“
“Oh, he's good. He deserves a promotion.”
"So I says to myself, 'ey, what kind of an adventure is it if we don't invite the comedy relief?”
“Pain so enriches the artist's soul.”
“Your tenacity is charming, but alas, utterly futile.”
“Look at the fool.”
“It's your fault I've sunk so low.”
“How dare they deface my face!”
“I've got you now, my little sitting ducks.”
“What's the matter? Run out of criminals to sympathize with?“
“Looks like a clear case of the 3 ds--Defacement, destruction, and disorderly conduct.”
“You always wanted high explosives for your birthday.”
“We'll hunt 'em down, smash their plans, and tear 'em limb from limb.”
“Oh, boy! Curfew violators.”
“I assumed it was the junk food.”
“FINALLY, a challenge!”
“I don't think so.“
“I can lock up criminals before they commit crimes.”
“For stealing an ox, the penalty is death!”
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