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Helo! Do u have sneeze hcs for the japanifornian population? I’m of the firm belief that gant has never sneezed once in his entire life ✨🍓
absolutely obsessed w the way you phrased this
ok am going to like. attempt to cover most of the og trilogy characters but i am making 80% of this up on the fly because i only ever think about the characters im writing sickfic about and thats like 3 characters ok ok
ace attorney has too many characters so cut
team defense:
phoenix - canonically a loud bitch. does not stop at just 1. WILL shatter your windows. the way he wears a mask and it does nothing because the sheer force of his fuckign bazooka blasts sends it rocketing off his face. i have personal kin memories about this and all you need to know about it is 1. no i did not get jumpscared, shut the fuck up, i am not scared of anything 2. i say bless you with my whip
maya - ALMOST AS LOUD! WHY ARE THEY BOTH LIKE THIS. idr if this is canon but someone said morgan canonically hates loud noises so i subscribe to maya being loud out of spite. she's loud in the sub of the anime but they made her cute and tiny in the dub and i'm never gonna forgive them tbh. also she like never covers her mouth and if she does its with her hands. wright & co plague offices
mia - kinda raspy and rough-sounding. does the hand-wavy thing you know that thing people do?? where they mindlessly wave their hands for no reason before they sneeze. im obsessed with that. why she do that. also i'm stealing this from my mia kinnie friend but mia says bless you to everyone all the time no matter how many times they sneeze she will keep saying it. i don't care if memories disproves this because canon is wrong sometimes.
diego - completely fucking silent. just kinda jerks into his fist. functionally the opposite of mia tbh, but she always notices and he's kind of hopelessly endeared to it.
team bootlicker:
miles - hopelessly loud but as polite about it as he's able to be. this man has a monogrammed handkerchief and horrendous pollen allergies i feel like he has turned sneezing politely into an artform. functionally him and phoenix are at the same decibel level but phoenix is untamed and miles is sparing the ears of everyone around him. and theyre in love
gumshoe - i feel like he half-stifles to the point where you can't even tell if he's sneezed half the time. also literally always sneezes in doubles i will not elaborate. constantly waiting for that third so he can wish for a higher salary but it never comes.
franziska - ALRIGHT OKAY I HAVE OPINIONS OKAY I HAVE THOUGHTS I HAVE FEELINGS I HAVE--okay. okay. just the most delicate sound you will ever hear. small. liddol. the kind of sneeze that makes u wonder why she would bother to sneeze at all. it is so tiny, what good is it even doing. a cool thing to do if you like the taste of leather is point it out.
(also tangentially related but she's violently allergic to dogs and cursed with von karma dog loving gene so she WILL walk into miles' apartment and shove her face directly into pess with no regard for consequences. look i have flowcharts and spreadsheets--)
manfred - literally exactly the same as franziska but it's ten times funnier on him. no i'm not taking constructive criticism.
lana: habitual stifler to varying degrees of success. also she sneezes into the scarf like she'll just pull it up over her face and maybe i'm projecting but thats fine. it's fine. we're fine.
gant: what you said is funnier than anything i can come up with so i am choosing to accept it as fact.
everyone the fuck else:
larry - kitten bitch. constantly going back and forth on if he's a scream sneezer or a kitten. i think kitten is funnier. same general deal as franziska but WAY cutesier.
ema - not particularly loud but they like send her stumbling backwards a little on her feet. more than once her glasses have fallen onto her eyes and she just kinda blinks like o.o ??
i dont have enough thoughts/feelings about any other characters this is all u get gfhfdhj
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we finished anime farewell my turnabout tonight ! Hi why does that final court scene make me go. Oh. OH. FRAN IS EIGHTEEN. she looks so small and young in that big ol coat 🥺
And also now that you’ve mentioned that she’s got her dads eyebrows I’m like >:0!! Every time I see them it’s so good I adore it as a design choice ✨🍓
SHE'S LITTLE!!! she's a baby! the farewell anime did SO many things wrong and i will always be a little salty about them but having her roll up fresh outta surgery wrapped in gummy's jacket was SUCH a good decision. waugh. and her little one-armed curtsy. i'm obsessed w her
I LOVE THE VON KARMA EYEBROWS SM.... VON KARMA HEREDITARY RESTING BITCH FACE
#skarmoree#sparkleberry anon#anonymous#the eyebrows make me insane it is the most subtle trait#whenever i see families in animated media theyre either like#carbon copies of each other or they'll pull one very obvious trait like eyes or hair#to my knowledge i've never seen anything go for the eyebrows besides AA sfgfdgh#its special to me because irl that's the thing my dad and i share sfhfg
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Hi hi I’ve been sitting on it for a couple days but can I pls request the ace flag for my current icon? :) thenke ✨🍓
hehehe pollo
(want a pride icon but can’t/don’t wanna make one? i can fix that!)
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♾ ✨🍓
i cannot stress enough to you that i did not skip any songs. this is genuinely the song shuffle gave you. enjoy.
curse me, sold her
the poison that runs its course through her
pale white skin with
strawberry gashes all over, all over
~strawberry gashes - jack off jill
(send me an ∞ and i'll put my music on shuffle and give you my favourite lines!)
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Keyword law? fjshfjajfja
Because Franziska’s been poring over textbooks and breathing criminal law like precious oxygen, she’s skipped grade after grade and been accepted into every prestigious college in Europe, and her papa’s not not encouraging of how quickly she’s racing to catch up to him, but he’s… he’s never looked at her the way he’s looking at Miles.
ough
(send me a word, if it’s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the passage it appears in!)
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Wendy you have GOT to stop posting fics the instant I have to leave for work fjsjfkskgkskgks
maybe you should stop prioritizing your income over 10k of link sneezing all over himself. ever think about that
#skarmoree#wendy answers#sparkleberry anon#/LH LH LH IM JOKING#hjdfgjklsdfgdf i appreciate u. i cant get over u banging out that review for down like#right before u left dghjgfhj
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Me: oh no I don’t know how to write sickfic
also me: that’s. 700 words of a fever dream followed by someone giving him SOUP
im having fun :) ✨🍓
congrats! that's a sickfic! xD
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..... in loving memory of Petrichor....
This is the first time I’ve lost a horse in either of my files I’m devo
anyways time to bully malanya I want my friend back :(
WHO FUCKED WITH PETRICHOR. WHO FUCKING HURT THE MOST SPECIAL GIRL IN THE WORLD. I'LL KILL THEM
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✨🍓 I think m navi pinafore arrived today 🥺 I gotta go check if pamkidge is by the door
Anyways do u have any scar/appearance hcs abt the lu boys that haven’t been shown in the comic? 👀 plus a voice maybe for roolie bc I think he’s the only one without lol
i'm replying to asks from like a week ago. was it there.
mine is still pluggin along... i think it's probably in california because the timezone on the tracking changed but i have no idea sdlfjghsf
i want them to have more stupid scars. i want wild to have scars from cutting fruit up or some shit. sky to have scars from trying to hug a remlit right as the sun finished setting. I JUST WANT STUPID SCARS
its cliche but sky and legend with the lightning scars is my favourite, i actually HC'd that for sky way back in 2011 and it was no one else's headcanon (i used it to find canonmates! id be like hey if you remember me having these scars hmu!) left for a while, came back and EVERYONE also had it now. very exciting.
i don't take the angst route there tho. legend is scared of thunderstorms but he actually appreciates his scars because they're a little more proof that koholint happened. sky was afraid of storms before he fought demise, but that fight is what pushed him to overcome. to him the scars feel like proof of his own reclamation and victory, he's honestly very proud of them.
i'm going to be real.
youtube
i heard the way this person voices hyrule and now it's the only voice i can every picture for him. its just. so good. so him
#sparkleberry anon#anonymous#wendy answers#very specifically the fucking. 'a-are you guys ok? should i call somene?'
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✨🍓 losing it slightly on the skyloft hw lvl bc Fi delivered the soup for levias by herself and I’m just running around trying to prevent my keeps falling like. So you didn’t need scrapper to do that?
i screencapped this specifically for my sickfic gfhfghgh
#big day for fi/scrapper fans........#jk could you imagine?#anonymous#wendy answers#sparkleberry anon
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✨🍓 gonna go for an easy word, Fi ! 🥺👀
QUEEN
A tool wasn’t meant to sing, to dance, to persist, to love—but Fi did all those things. Logic dictates, Sky had said, using her own words like a weapon against her.
(send me a word for a passage from my WIP that contains it!)
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✨🍓 *accidentally triggers imprisoned 3* *goes back up to skyloft to complete as many sidequests as possible instead of fighting it*
(Seriously there was like, half an hour between those two events im still recovering emotionally from seeing zelda again)
But I have the full master sword! She’s beautiful thank u fi
DSJFGLDAFGDAFFG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT THATS SO FUNNY TO IMAGINE.......... GROOSE IS JUST LIKE LINK BAD NEWS WE GOTTA FIGHT BIG UGLY AGAIN AND LINK IS LIKE CAN THIS WAIT IM HAVING AN EPISODE FGDF
congrats on your Sparkly New Sword tho uwu Honestly u deserve it after. That
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✨🍓 900 words into writing sickfic! I should mention it’s botw link, set around unlocking the final memory. He kind of just. Passes out in a puddle lol
His horse in this is named after my current one in game, Petrichor. yknow, the smell of dirt when it rains. my sister suggested it :)
Unrelated to that tidbit, here’s an excerpt:
Link jolted awake, immediately reaching for the Master Sword, only for his hand to close around empty air. The panic set in quick, and he looked around wildly. Where was it? Where was the sword? He had to keep it safe, had to protect it, treat it better than it’s last wielder (and oh, that was him, wasn’t it?). Nobody could have stolen it, it was—
Resting against the wall by his bed, glow softly emanating from inside the sheath, as if saying it was fine, he was safe.
SQUEEEEEAAAAAAAKKKS IM SO EXCITED......... THATS SUCH A GOOD HORSE NAME ALSO
i love post-calamity Link in sickfic because 8 times out of ten he doesn't remember what being sick is and is just like ????? guess i'll die. and the ones where he does he usually acts like an idiot about it anyways. hes so stupid.
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✨🍓 *breakdances gently in ur inbox* didja win the game mu?
next thursday!! but i saved nabooru and apparently SHEIK WAS ZELDA ALL ALONG????
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i cant send the screenshot but there was the moment where all of anon squad went "speen" in chat one after the other. that was the peak of anon squad today -🔆
all three of you..... absolute bliss
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✨🍓 whoops that last ask got me Thinking™️ and now I’m 800 words deep into writing a fic and VIBING w it
Anyways this is my fav line so far:
A hero did not rise. So instead, the waters did.
IM LITERALLY GOING TO BLAST OFF INTO SPACE THIS LINE IS SO FUCKING GOOD
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