[Shuffles closer to the mic and leans in close] "women in wheelchair" [the crowd bursts into uproarious applauds]

Straight up had a dream last night that DC revealed that Bart and Kon were dating and it was in the WILDEST FUCKING WAY.

K, so picture this: Clark needs someone to fly around disguised as him for a plan. So Clark goes through the options in his head: Bruce can't fly, MM is off world, Jon is too much of a twink to be believable, Kara is blonde, Kon is.... Perfect! With a person in mind who would be perfect for his plan, Clark flies off to find Kon.

Cut to Judy Garrick zipping around the Garrick's house. Joan is quietly scrapbooking at the kitchen table and Judy is bored out of her mind. Judy asks Joan if there is anything she can do because she is so unbelievably bored.

Joan responds, very calmly, that she can hear "your brother's boyfriend touching down in the backyard, so why don't you go ask him?"

Judy's face jumps from emotion to emotion as three things are revealed at once. 1) Joan considers Bart to be a son and thus, Judy's brother, 2) Judy's new brother is not straight and 3) Bart has a boyfriend who is in the backyard.

So Judy immediately runs to the backyard and is stunned to bump into Clark (who was there looking for Kon) and then the dream continued on with the two of them hunting down Bart&Kon (who were just at school being normal goddammit!!!) but the entire time Judy is secretly out for blood because she thinks that Joan was referring to Clark and that this adult man is trying to date her new little brother and Judy keeps trying to kill him but it doesn't work because Clark is Kryptonian (and oblivious to the attempted homicides).

Anyway, wild dream all around.

remember how s1 delivered a surprising amount of EF4 Polycule Rights despite the fact that few or no people would have thought of that ship from the books alone? well, with s2 almost upon us, may i present:

A really sinister aspect into how people view children and parents is the idea of children being a replaceable commodity.

I've seen this in the way people talk about parents who have lost children but have surviving children... "Oh, at least you have other children," as though a child is just an interchangeable tool, a machine that dispenses what you want from it without it being sentient, whole, and feeling. The fact that people say that in order to comfort somebody shows, to me, how deep this mindset is engraved in people's brains: children are interchangeable items, and they do not fundamentally matter.

p1. screams for help / p2. squishes the spider

bg3 the squad 1/??

at this rate a one direction reunion is gonna be just Harry and Louis

Sad headcanon:

When on the way to Hogwarts once what if Harry told the Weasleys everything about the Durselys. How they’d starved him, neglected him etc.

While Fred, George, Percy listen on in horror, they demand why Ron hasn’t told them anything to which Ron replies he didn’t see anything wrong with it.

Reusing old smelly clothes instead of buying new ones? That’s all Ron practically owns.

Dudley bullying Harry? Not worse than some of the pranks the twins have pulled on him. He just assumed that was a sibling thing.

Having a small cupboard for a living area and a family that forgot about him? Ron practically wrote the book on that. He’s slept in places smaller than that on several occasions when others came to visit.

That’s why he didn’t press much when Harry said his uncle wouldn’t care of everything he’s achieved at Hogwarts or how many times he’s risked his life.

Because sometimes, Ron cant help but feel the same too.

If I had a nickel for every time the children of season 1 dads had to be distributed amongst the players— and because one of the 5 aforementioned characters took a sudden one-way trip to the infernal plane, Lark specifically had to be paired off with the missing character’s correlating player— I would have two nickels.

It isn’t a lot, but I like to read into both instances for absolutely no reason. They mean something to me.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Queen (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Red Special/Roger's car, John Deacon & Brian May & Freddie Mercury & Roger Taylor Characters: The Red Special, Alfa Romeo, Roger Taylor (Queen), Brian May, John Deacon, Freddie Mercury, Jaguar the Player, Volvo the Good Family Car, Rolls Royce the Pompous Ass Additional Tags: Crack Relationships, Humor, Pining, Cars, Car Accidents, Crack, Light Angst, Insecurity, Wrote a silly thing made myself emotional over cars Summary:

Roger Taylor might have been in love with his car, but his car only had headlights for the Red Special.

In which Roger's car pines after Brian's guitar.

Little something I wrote for @queenrarepair​ but forgot to share here. I’ve had this idea for quite a while now, but never rly had a proper moment to write it down before. So thank you for the event, and here it is, the rarest of rare pairs: The Red Special and Alfa Romeo the Lovesick Car 🎸🚗.

(And yes, Voxmobile is a real thing.)

Some Bookcloak: Not everything needs personal drama! Not everything needs romance! I just want the story RJ wrote!

Me: Well do you want the story RJ wrote or not, coz I'm getting mixed signals here

every day i lust after power assist wheels

the dragon reborn string rhythm from "aman syndai" + goldeneyes theme with the dragon reborn string rhythm layered underneath from "al'cair sei" + aes sedai theme with the dragon reborn string rhythm layered underneath from "the wisdom"

it was about them all!!!

6 & 16 for Riley 😈

Coming right up! o7

6. How far would they go to save someone they love? Would they sacrifice themselves? Others?

Answered here!

16. What haunts them?

Riley's a dweller. She'll dwell on her choices, on her mistakes, on her life's direction, and constantly ask herself if she's doing what she thinks is best for herself and others (not what's right, what's best-- that's all she's hoping for, and some days she still can't answer that). She's made a lot of split-second decisions on gigs that she can't take back when she wished she could, said a lot of things she wished she'd swallowed down. Nothing ever slides off her back; she'll turn the pieces of her life over and over and hope she'll find some clarity in them if she looks at 'em a different way, and it's NOT healthy.

That, and coupled with wrestling with Johnny's regrets too? Man, this girl is a haunted house-- restless and desperate to escape herself.

Thank you! 💜

So I finally finished making the thing

I can’t believe Nynaeve has fake died 3 times now! What an icon.

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