Even Spamtons ass can't escape the evil fly paper.

Heres a reminder 4 u of ur gonna sleep with ur spamton plush:

Take off the voice box so he doesn't need to startle you in the middle of the night.

Yw 👍

SPAMTON ASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPAMTON ASSSSS!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!! SPAMTON YEEEESSSS!!!!!!!! SPAMTON YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was nice day.

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removes the popcorn and. Uh. Fuuuck um singular piece of [GECKO SAFE FOOD HERE]

Yay! I sure do love [FOOD]! Thanks for the [SUSTENANCE FOR THE BLOOD MOON]

SPAMTON A. SPAMTON

REBLOG FOR [SPAMTON ASS]

Hi! You probably don't know me but y'know that spamton plushie that looks like he's running away with his bare ass out? I wanted to formally apologize because I legit tweeted that and I thought it would get like 18 likes and everyone would forget and I didn't know the original taker of the picture so I'm gonna give credit where its due cus I blowed up so hard and I am SO SORRY I've gained so many followers from spamton's bare booty cheeks. how the FUCK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN

KSNNDND S'all good! I thought it was funny as hell and the replies gave me a good laugh. I dont even post for clout and it makes me glad people can enjoy my occasional little funnies.

Spamton, why is there a body pillow of you?

T4KING A [[Ride Around Town]]!!!!

This was a gift for my silly little friend!!!!! Say hi guys!!! Hi Luka!!! :wave: The song chosen for this one is Drive My Car by The Beatles :-)

Butt practice that evolved into Spamton. :)

my delirious 4 am interpretation of the new girl post on noelle’s blog. i think they’re the same in a way no one else in hometown is and i think it’s really important that they have that and that they have each other

NO LITTLE GERMAN SPAMTON!!! DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE!!!!!

“OH MEIN [Hochie Mama] ! zis BIG SHOT!!! IS FULL OF [hyperlink blocked]!!!!!!!”

Too many people draw Spamton like some anime twink and not like the sleazy middle aged man he is who's trying to steal your wallet by any means necessary. The speculated age based on the first spam email is 45 year old!!!!!

Give him a bit of a gut and the start to a receding hairline or beat me to death. This man is WEIRD!! He's sketchy!! He's desperate!! He's damaged!! He's corrupted!! He's STRONG and DANGEROUS!! He does not have a skincare routine!! He'll borrow your umbrella just to sell it back to you!!! Give him bags under his eyes and grey in his hair!! He's tired! He's stressed!

You can draw him pint sized all you want but drawing him like some college yaoi twunk??? Over my dead body 👹

true love

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