her: u better be playing 3D Pinball for Windows - Space Cadet at 4:46AM if u think we fuckin
my horny ass:
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Don't you hate it when you show up for a zoom meeting and wonder why you're the only one there?....
And then you check the invite list only to realize that you only sent an invite...to yourself 😬🤣🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Siiiigh. So...my only recourse was to start stripping and hoeing to cope, natch. 😆
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meet Rozz! a regular human man and def not a pieced together flesh suit harboring a sentient puppet from a popular 70s kids show
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just a lil drawing of my epic gaming set up 🎮 😎
instagram | twitter | prints & merch
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Space Cadet loves a good game! Circuit Breaker, however, does not seem to appreciate it.
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@simarcana : Here is the proper reply to your sweet ask, which I was so excited to get that I did everything but answer the ask.
*I* am why we can't have nice things.
Name: Sasha Velky
Nickname: Sash, Sassy (haaates this one), Loco (only Hector can call him that)
Age: 28
From: San Myshuno
Likes: Complaining and picking fights he can't win, smoking too much.
Dislikes: People who deliberately make him feel stupid or who disrespect him. He's stubborn and fiercely proud. He'd rather get punched in the face than run away.
Fears: Ending up alone and unloved.
Marital status: Single for oh-so-many reasons, all of them related to the fact he is a wiseass who can't keep his mouth shut.
Interested in: (Gorgeous) Men (NOT Dimitri and his sh*tty shirt collection- you'll see for yourself soon).
Dream job: Emperor
Current job: Waiter at Hector's diner.
Traits: Loyal, Hot-Headed, Ambitious.
Listening to: -Slip Away- Perfume Genius- 01:25━━━━●───── 03:04
Beginning
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avoiding responsibilities by drawing my ocean man husband (for, like, the millionth playthrough), Cove Holden
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