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ayameric · 2 years
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Natasha: Sweetheart, why are you throwing your meds in the trash?
Y/N: Mental Health Awareness month.
Natasha: ...
Y/N: And y’all about to be VERY aware
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sleepy-stories · 2 months
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insideliascrazyhead · 7 months
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Fujio:Yasushi look at my the adorable baby I babysit now!
Yasushi:That´s a fucking demon.Nope.NoPe!
Tsukasa:Oh Yasushi that´s a just baby.
Yasushi:Oh is it though?Is it?This woman gave birth to a Chucky doll.You mad at me?Fuck you.Look.Let me ask you.Uh does it ask for titty milk or fresh blood?As if we weren´t going to notice.The fuck are you doing?!Go call god.Get your receipt.Get a refund cause that´s not right.
Jamuo:All babies are cute.
Yasushi:Yes but sprinkle some holy water on that bitch and see if it fizzles up cause Ugh.
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Charles at the xavier school: not my circus not my monkeys, not my circus not my monkey, not my circus not my monkeys-
*sees Erik on TV throwing a stadium at the president*
Charles: my circus my monkey, my circus my monkeys, my circus my monkeys-
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Dewey: [to Della] Uncle Donald just came out to us. Huey: He's bisexual. Dewey: [to Donald] we're so proud of you uncle Donald! Louie: I knew you were fruity.
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lynpheasmagix · 1 year
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Griffin: *talking about Alfea* Does anyone know what they call themselves?
Stormy: *from the crowd of Cloudtower witches* ALCOHOLICS
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fandomtrxsh19 · 1 year
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Merida: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE, YOU FUCKING BITCH
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Lian and Joshua:
Auster: we’ve all heard about top or bottom, but what about middle? Hi, I can’t breathe but you two seem really cool.
Lian and Joshua:
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specificallyfrog · 2 years
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australian ballet-anna karenina
source:tiktok
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I feel someone coming close to front so this intro is gonna be rushed
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Name: Slushi
Age:18-22 (not ageslider)
Role: ANP?
Gender: Demi girl
Pronouns: She/They
Sexuality: Bi
Alter Type: fictive
Source:TikTok (Chikn.Nuggit)
Human/Nonhuman: Nonhuman
Species: Arctic Fox
Doubles?: Sure
Sourcemates: YES PLEASE
Likes: Anime, art, cosplay
Dislikes: THIS WEIRD FLESH PRISON/hj
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angelocristerna · 19 days
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Music: @parkwoodentertainment @beyonce source:TikTok no copyright intended. Shot & edited by me influence by #CowboyCarter #beyonce #cinema #production
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ayameric · 2 years
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Wanda: I’m gonna let God fix this one, because if I fix it, I’m going to jail.
Y/N: *Look of absolute worry*
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sleepy-stories · 2 months
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Someone made eat the rich popsicles
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insideliascrazyhead · 7 months
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Yasushi:How do you look at a two week old baby and say:Oh my god it´s so beautiful!Okay,that bitch probably projectile shat itself inside the crib.All babies do is scream,cry and shit everywhere.You can never tell when it´s about to vomit on you until it goes *makes retching noises*
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awwwwcats · 4 months
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kkcat2and1 · 9 months
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パレードの法則
  20−80の法則を、3つ重ねると、1%のクラスタができる。(0.2x0.2×0.2=0.008) 1 %の豊かな人を形成している、7つの20-80の法則。このうち「3つ」を実践していれば、概ね、1%に入ることになる。 Source:TikTokで拾ったゴミ、 (元々は13個あった。) 意識しないと 自動的に8割組になる=99.99%以上。 理由は単純に、忙しいから。 (時間を売っているから、必然的にそうなる。)     facebook 北川…
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