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Pepa: Do you drink Wilkins Coffee?
Bruno: No.
(Pepa shocks Bruno with lightning)
Pepa: Things just seem to happen to people who don't drink Wilkins.
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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Gamzee promotes Faygo
GAMZEE: OkAy BuDdY! WhAt Do YoU tHiNk Of FaYgO?
KARKAT: NEVER TASTED IT.
KARKAT: [GETS SHOT BY CANNON]
GAMZEE: [PoInTs SaId CaNnOn ToWaRd ThE oThEr TrOlLs]
GAMZEE: NoW. WhAt Do YoU tHiNk Of FaYgO? 
GAMZEE: ThIs MaChInE wIlL mAkE yOu WaNt FaYgO. :o)
TEREZI: NOT M3! 1LL-
TEREZI: [H34RS GU1LLOT1N3 DROP]
TEREZI: -...H4V3 4 GL4SS R1GHT NOW.........
VRISKA: I’ve got four aces! Can you 8eat that?
GAMZEE: I’vE gOt A bOtTlE oF fAyGo!
VRISKA: [Gets shot]
GAMZEE: NoThInG bEaTs FaYgO! :o) 
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muppet-facts · 2 years
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Muppet Fact #316
Jim Henson created 160 commercials for Wilkins Coffee, which eventually led to him appearing on Tonight Starring Steve Allen.
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Jim Henson : Muppet Master. Nathan Aaseng. Lerner Publications Company, Minneapolis. 1988. pp 14.
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gwilt · 4 years
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Jim Henson created many adult-humored commercials for Wilkins Coffee that involved one puppet creatively harming another.
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