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Dick: Damian, cherish this time. Some day you’ll wake up and you’ll say, "Who’s that old man in the mirror?" And then he’ll punch you, and you’ll say, "That’s not a mirror, that’s an open window."
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Stephen: America, I didn’t raise you to embarrass me like that.
America: You didn’t raise me…
Stephen: That’s what I just said.
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Noelle: I am a triple threat!
Noelle: I can sing.
Noelle: I can dance.
Noelle: And I found a gun.
#black clover#noelle silva#black clover incorrect quotes#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt#noelle#the black bulls#50
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Lan Jingyi: You're not some Daddy's boy who tries to dolphin me and then blimps!
Lan Sizhui: I understand all of those words separately.
#mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#incorrect quotes#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt#zack stop you're gonna get in trouble
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Cronus: i'm a triple threat
Cronus: i can sing, i can dance, and i just found a gun
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#cronus ampora#mod terezi#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt#you're right i feel very threatened right now!
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Peter: [to James] Prongs, you need to stop, drop, and roll. By which I mean, stop talking about Lily, drop the subject, and go get me a cinnamon roll.
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Eloise: It’s fine, you just owe me 78 cents.
Theo: And I’ll pay you when I have that kind of money lying around.
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Bellatrix: Draco, I didn’t raise you to embarrass me like that
Draco: You didn’t raise me…
Bellatrix: That’s what I just said
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Kris:Okay,I'm gonna give it to you straight.
Jan,under his breath:Gross.
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Jason: Hey, Tim. 1996 called, it wants its clothes back.
Tim: Hey, Jason. 2090 called, you're dead and you wasted your time on Earth.
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race: spot, it’s race! from the strike!
spot: hello, race. how are you? still italian?
race: very.
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Nozel: Noelle, I didn’t raise you to embarrass me like that.
Noelle: ...You didn’t raise me.
Nozel: That’s what I just said.
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Y/N: *Helping Yelena move in to the compound*
Y/N, accidentally throws the box across the room: Are those empty? Or was one of those spiders that bit me...
Natasha: You haven't got Spider-Man powers.
Y/N: *Throws their hands up into the air*
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Graham: *enters TARDIS*
Thirteen: There he is!
Graham: Did you forget my name again?
Thirteen: Oh you!
Graham: You still haven't said it
[from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]
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race: you're going to hell so bad.
spot: i know.
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todd: okay dirk, I’m gonna give it to you straight
dirk: gross
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