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Wolverine: Aren't you a little old to carry around a little teddy bear?
Nightcrawler: Really? You think I'm emotionally secure enough to move to Raggedy Ann?
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Vaggie: Alastor!
Alastor: Yes?
Vaggie: Let me get to the point. You are a demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty...freako!
Alastor: *deeply flattered* Why, thank you.
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Richie: At least let me tell you about my new bit
Stan: No.
Richie: I’m gonna tell you anyway
Stan: I won’t listen
Richie: Dancing cheese
Stan: …
Stan: Dancing cheese?
Richie: You we’re listening~
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Wally: There's only one more sleep 'til... Christmas....
Wally: *screams internally*
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Sam: Scott! Have you no dignity?
Scott: Of course not! How long have we worked together?!
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Krok: Misfire! Have you no dignity!
Misfire: Of course not! How long have we worked together?!
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Hades: You are one cute tomato, my little dumpling! My little cupcake! My little lambchop!
Persephone: Oh, Hades! That makes me so -
Hades: Amorous? Let’s kiss~
Persephone: No, hungry. Let’s eat!
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Colonel Wembley: You know, Hogan, I thought you were the one person in this outfit who wasn’t crazy.
Hogan: Me, not crazy? I hired the others!
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Minimoose: Nyah!
Zim: Well, that's easy for you to say.
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Taz: *unintelligable*
Bugs: Well, that's easy for you to say.
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Weiss: Yang! Have you no dignity?
Yang: Of course not! How long have we worked together?!
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Phryne: People underestimate me because I'm so glamorous. What they don't understand is I'm a strong woman.
Phryne: And that strength comes from my values, my courage and my dogged pursuit of vengence.
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Richie: *Arrives with a black eye and cut lip*
Bev: What happened to him?
Stan: It's a long story
Richie:
Bev:
Stan: Actually it's a short story- He did something dumb
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If the town of Home turns out to be a cult that kidnaps Welcome Home’s viewers:
🎶It’s time to burn the incense.🎶
🎶It’s time to slay the sheep.🎶
🎶It’s time to wake the puppets,🎶
🎶From a thousand years of sleep.🎶
🎶It’s time to raze existence.🎶
🎶It’s time to banish light.🎶
🎶It’s time to call the Void in,🎶
🎶On the Welcome Home Show tonight.🎶
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Wednesday: Here he comes, get down.
Wednesday: Oh, howdy Tyler, my dear.
Tyler: You called me... "My dear", Wedns?
Wednesday: Indeed I did. I was just wondering, if you would like to go to dinner, after the school?
Tyler: W-what?
Wednesday: Yes, you know, candle-lit meal, soft music? Perhaps some wine?
Tyler: Ah- I...
Wednesday: And then go dancing. And walk by the river under the moon light?
Tyler: Ah, I would love those things, my dear...
Wednesday: Good. So would Xavier here. * Helps Xavier from under the table and pushes him into Tyler* The two of you have a great evening. *Walks away*
Xavier: Kissy-kissy?
Tyler:
Tyler: *Slowly turns* WEDNESDAY, I'LL CUT YOU IN HALF FOR THIS, FREAK!!!
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Hunnigan: Leon! Have you no dignity?
Leon: Of course not! How long have we worked together?!
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