Frank: *as he watches the bees* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Tonks: *laughs*

Remus: That girl’s hot!

Sirius: She’s my cousin.

*the bros trying to defuse a bomb or something*

Klaus: Try cutting that red wire!

Five: it would be a lot easier to focus without that PANICKY TONE IN YOUR VOICE!

Klaus: it’s not a tONE-

Klaus:

I’M PANICKING

Marks and Rec: Misc #2587

Roman: "Get bee movied, idiot." (Dialogue from a bunch of incorrect quotes, but I'm not sure what the original is.)

Yelena: It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!

Kate: It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

ROSE: Every day, I become more certain of the fact that, in a past life, I committed a horrific crime, and thus, the universe has placed you into my stratosphere as the eagle that comes every dawn to eat my liver.

ROSE: Fucker.

JOHN: listen to my words.

JOHN: we

JOHN: are

JOHN: watching

JOHN: boss

JOHN: baby.

Mhin: Hey, Leander. Leander: Yeah? Mhin: *dabs* Leander: ?! Mhin: No one will ever believe you. Leander: ... Leander: You sick bastard!

✨ Bumblebee redesign just for fun✨

He transforms into a copter

Roys first time flirting with Jason be like "Ya like jazz?"

Oh see, I wrote in tags on a post somewhere how I thought it would go down, so I'll just put those here:

so how long have i loved you for?

Stella: If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with

Selkieposting on Our Own Blog now! Although selkies technically can carry their pelts on their backs, and said pelts have limited shapeshifting abilities, this isn't done often. Why? Because, though they have limited abilities, they are still pelts - some sections of them have additional structure in the form of bones, even!

As such, especially with the very limited number of pelts in general that Exist, it's immediately obvious you're carrying around a selkie pelt - which in turn means that either you're a selkie, or that's Someone Else's Pelt (which is most likely stolen, by statistics alone), and with how valuable selkie pelts are (especially living ones, with the shapeshifting abilities that they can offer), most people really don't want to advertise that they have that big glaring weak point. A mix of safety in obscurity and not showing off your most valuable possessions every day.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a Godzooky should be unable to fly.

His wings are too small to get his dump truck ass off the ground.

Godzooky, of course, flies anyway, because he don't care what humans think is impossible

Jason: If we didn’t laugh, we’d cry with what we have to deal with

Ivanova: hop in.

Sheridan: are you going to pilot like you’re supposed to?

Ivanova: ye-

Sheridan: I know “The Laws Of EarthForce Aviation” are different from “The Laws of Bisexual Aviation”, but-

Ivanova: well, actually, according to all known laws of aviation, Captain…

Adam: Barry, let me explain the problem with this relationship as I see it. How do I put this delicately? Oh, yes... YOU'RE A BEE!